Chapter Thirty-Seven: Master of the Three Links
The bread boy let out an "oh", then turned around and snatched the steel shovel from Rong's mother's hand.
This steel shovel Rong Ma usually uses to stir-fry vegetables, but now it has become a soldering iron to extract confessions.
When the bread boy got his hand, his strength was obviously not great, and the fiery red shovel head was crooked, almost hitting his calf, and the frightened Rong Ma hurriedly snatched it.
"My fathers...... Don't scare me, or let me take it, right? “
The bread boy's mother also stood up with a heartfelt feeling, and when she saw that he was not hurt, she slowly sat back down.
The bread boy didn't care, he looked back at me embarrassedly, then rolled up the sleeves of his wide robe, pointed at the tall man Shentong and asked, "Do you dare to tell me who your master is?" ”
The bald chicken squatted down, glanced at me out of the corner of his eye, and said coldly, "Hey! Rely on you! ”
No way! What do I rely on? This guy lures me into exploding foul language, which is really not a good thing!
I muttered and didn't say it, but the bald chicken seemed to understand my words, and the fiery red cockscomb turned directly into the color of pork liver.
I looked at him in surprise with round rat eyes, confused, at a loss, and cute......
The bald chicken stood up directly, and immediately returned to his arrogant appearance, and instantly didn't even bother to droop his eyelids at me.
I actually knew that he was kind enough to let me lean on his body, I was just afraid that one couldn't help it and bit into his fat and juicy chicken thigh, God knows how long I haven't eaten meat?
And at this moment my blood was surging, and my heart was beating rapidly, as if as soon as a male animal came near me, I would find a way to knock him down.
This thing started when the bread boy approached me, the feeling in the body began, I thought it was thundered by the three links, and after the surprise, it was nothing, who knew that the feeling of being ready to move was getting stronger and stronger.
The tall Shentong said their names and origins, and then boasted about how powerful they were, how they became a blockbuster in the rivers and lakes, a bit like singing the song "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" upside down.
I patted my thigh impatiently and said, "Rise high, get high...... I don't want to know how you guys got here? If you don't talk about your master, I'll tell you why you didn't have it? ”
Then I pointed to the short man and said to the bread boy, "See? If you are verbose, you will cut off his feet! “
The short man Tietong collapsed and said, "Why! If you want to cut it, you will also cut my second senior brother, he is tall, and it is okay to cut one and a half of it. ”
Hey...... This kid not only understands my ridicule, but also knows how to use grafting flowers and trees to directly lead the topic to Shentong's head, the child can be taught, and the rotten wood can be carved! I'll just say that Tietong's brain is the most active!
Shentong was furious when he heard this, and turned his head vigorously to scold Tietong: "You don't grow an iron lump that eats a donkey dung ball, you are a three-inch nail, and you can't be biased against Lao Tzu to grow smooth, so you actually sow discord here?" ”
I snorted, almost laughed crookedly, and it was smooth, could they have changed? It seems that their psychological defenses are in a rout on all fronts.
Shen Tong was still angry after scolding, turned his head to the other side, and said to the fat man Yuantong: "Senior brother, am I right, you give an opinion?" ”
The fat man was more impatient than me, and hummed with a red face: "Don't ask me, the egg hurts!" "It's the truth! Johnson & Johnson can testify!
Now it's not just me, even the bald chicken shook the cockscomb, a little uncontrollable, Rong Ma laughed, the mother of the bread child couldn't help laughing, put a silk handkerchief on the tip of her nose, hide her smile.
The rest of the bread children went crazy.
"Let me ask you a question, you actually pulled out a bunch of messes and useless, do you say it or not? Could it be that your master is a mole who can't see the light? “
I touched my nose: "Don't insult the rats!" ”
The bread boy looked at me apologetically, and I said to myself, okay, as long as we can know their master, we will be bad people.
When the three of them heard that they had insulted their master, they immediately felt resentful.
The tall man Shentong said in a loud voice: "Senior brother, junior brother, let's say the name of the master together and scare them to death!" I'll count one, two, three......"
I only heard a soft snap, and a small gray cloth shoe was directly covered by Shentong's mouth.
The bread boy also carried another shoe in his hand, and because he was very small, the sole of this shoe was thrown up completely.
I said in my heart that he played well, this kid can't shoot arrows, and he has a hand in throwing the soles of his shoes, which is really a good seedling.
"So much nonsense!" The bread boy pointed to the short Tietong, and his voice was childish and majestic: "You say! ”
Tie Tong saw that Shentong was speechless, and he didn't know what was going on behind it, and the fear in his heart gradually expanded.
He knocked his teeth and said, "Our master is the presiding officer of Huguo Temple......"
We all know this, so the little face of the bread boy sinks even more, and it means that if he talks nonsense, he will throw another shoe.
"Unicom!"
Tie Tong closed his eyes, like a death row prisoner who was about to be stabbed by his hand, and clenched his teeth and tensed his body.
"Sure enough!"
"Sure enough!"
Rong Ma and I had two different voices, and then everyone looked at us, and the two of us looked at each other with doubts in our eyes.
Bread Boy asked Rong's mother, "Who is Unicom?" ”
The bald chicken turned his head down and didn't speak, just stared at me with questioning eyes.
The mother of the bread child was already frightened at this time, as if she had heard some man-eating monster.
Mother Rong looked at me and motioned for me to say.
I'm afraid they won't understand, so I put up with the stupidity of the imminent eruption and try to explain it in as much detail as possible.
"Unicom, everyone goes there to pay, which is a place to give money and absorb the people's fat and ointment."
I looked at Rong's mother, and she smiled and nodded.
I was surprised, could it be that Mama Rong really crossed over? No, it should be Mama Rong's actor who crossed over, we are all modern people?
I continued: "People pay the fee to make contact, to send what they want to say to heaven, and then to return it to another person through heaven. "The sky refers to satellites, and I'm afraid they don't know, so I'm omitted.
Rong's mother strode over and grabbed my grip directly, with tears in her eyes, and the excitement of Comrade Dayou to find the organization was choked up for a long time.
The bread child's mother also walked up quickly, bowed to me, and said with tears in her eyes: "I used to be a squirrel man, but I didn't expect you to understand our pain. ”
I also said with tears in my eyes: "It used to be the quantity, but now it is the flow, either blindly deducting money, or counting bad debts, don't use it, contact blind, use it, grit your teeth and let it, let it go for a long time, the money is burned, and the heart is hot!" ”
The bald chicken slapped me on the head: "Nerves! "Apparently he knew I was talking nonsense.
I touched the tip of my nose in a sneer: "I've been crazy by the pit, haven't I seen it?" ”
The bread child asked the others, "Do you know what she's talking about?" ”