When Tie Tong saw that the bread boy was going to be cruel to him again, he was so frightened that he rolled his eyes and was about to faint.

"You're dizzy...... If you faint, I'll put it in your face......" said and raised the shovel in his hand.

Tie Tong cried and said, "Don't, I said everything, we laughed just now because the dark river you talked about is my master's proud work." ”

Underground river?

Everyone was full of question marks, only I was sweating profusely, I felt that I was getting hotter and hotter, holding the chicken leg and not letting go, the bald chicken pushed me away in disgust, and I put it on like a plaster.

Actually, you can't blame me, I just feel that he is the same as his person, cold and comfortable.

Speaking of this, Shen Tong raised his neck and said proudly: "Of course! A year ago, my master blew up the boulder leading to the dark river, and then the river water poured down instantly, endlessly, which led to today's Wolong Lake, which brought water transportation to the emperor, and the emperor personally named my master as the great Zen master of the country, and the merit was immeasurable. ”

I don't know what kind of character that Unicom is, in order to shoot the emperor's sycophants, he actually let thousands of living beings be buried with him, he is simply a bastard who is not as good as a pig and a dog!

Sorry, I insulted the pig dog once!

Back then, the state wanted to build the Three Gorges Hydropower Station, which flooded 129 cities and towns and generated 1.13 million migrants, so the resettlement funds alone accounted for 45% of the total project.

What kind of dog is connected to this, eh...... To make it clear, what I am scolding is definitely not the red China knot, but this great Zen master who protects the country and the people, just by virtue of his own selfish interests, he let the emperor save a lot of money for no reason, and let the good Wolong Mountain become Wolong Island! What an under-pump!

I pulled the bald chicken's wings, and the bald chicken's upper eyelids drooped slightly, and asked in disgust, "What to do?" ”

I gasped and said, "Moment...... If I ...... thoroughly, Lost his mind...... Just let me out...... Bite that Unicom ...... I thank you for your eight ancestors! ”

"Go aside! I'm not going to help you! "His face was not good, and his tone was like eating dynamite, but I could tell that he still cared about me, and he didn't want me to become like a rat beast.

Rong's mother rolled up her sleeves, revealing her sturdy hooves and arms, and she said angrily: "I can't imagine that after so many years, this old bald donkey is still so ruthless!" I shouldn't have been soft-hearted in the first place, believing that he could recite the scriptures well as a monk......"

The mother of the bread child gently advised: "Mother Rong...... Stop it. ”

I knew that this woman had to hide something, and besides, I couldn't protect myself, and my body was so uncomfortable that I was in the mood to bother with it.

When the bread boy heard that it had nothing to do with me, he immediately threw down the steel shovel and ran over, and the steel shovel smashed directly on Shentong's instep, so painful that he cried out to the sky and grabbed the ground, alas, long feet are also a sin!

The bread boy held my rat's head, with tears in his eyes, turned his head and said loudly, "What should I do?" What the hell happened to the rats? Mom Rong, come and see ......."

Rong's mother put a finger on my heart, and shook her head vigorously: "I don't know what's wrong with it, after all, I haven't seen a mouse yet!" ”

I'm spurting blood!

Thinking about the past, my neighbor's teddy dog didn't eat or drink, so I took it to the people's hospital, when the pediatric doctor saw a dog's head open in the swaddling clothes, and almost hit the wall in fright, and shouted to my mother: "Oh Mom...... Hug away, hug away, hug away...... I'm not a veterinarian......"

Now it's feng shui in turn, and my spring has been reduced to the same treatment as that dog, what kind of world is this?

At this time, Yuantong raised his head and said weakly: "She seems to have been poisoned!" I remember that the master was like this last time, he was dispersed by someone, and in the end, he still had two girls sacrifice to detoxify. ”

Together!

As soon as I heard this name, my lips immediately moistened, and my forehead ...... Because there was a nosebleed in one nostril.

Friends who have watched Stephen Chow's version of "The Legend of Deer and Ding" must be very impressed by the dragon played by Lin Qingxia, and in the end, didn't she find Zhou Xingxing before dawn, and the two of them were in the egg-like building, so they didn't explode and die?

Even if other people haven't seen that movie, listening to the detoxification method that Yuantong said, they probably guessed it.

The bald chicken pulled his neck, and the chicken all over his body began to tighten, for fear that I would be beastly and.

The bread boy was at a loss and asked Rong's mother, "What kind of poison is that?" ”

Rong's mother blushed rarely, and she didn't know how to explain it for a long time.

The mother of the bread child also pretended to scold: "Little child, what do you know about this? ”

Shentong was smashed in the foot, and said angrily: "Senior brother, last time the master was obviously 'I love a piece of firewood', how can you say that it is a spice powder?" ”

Now, both of my nostrils have nosebleeds, and the double dragon is out of the hole!

Oh my! Thinking of the exterminator's too beastly hair, holding the dragon's columnar bun and sticking out his upper tongue to lick it, the pores of my whole body exploded!

I don't want to be like an extinct nun! Cover your face......

So, I was desperate...... Fainted.

When I woke up, the first thing I saw was that my eyes were full of red, and it was very fleshy, and the tip of my nose was full of fresh woody fragrance, I suddenly sat up, scratched the fur on my chest, and came to a heart-rending scream.

"Ahh

The bald chicken flapped one of its wings and put it directly on my head, closed his eyes and whispered, "Don't make noise......" followed by a slight snoring.

I looked around in horror, the first rays of the morning sun still stole into my cave, and there were just two of us in the whole room, except for a bed, which was a honey bucket superimposed in the corner.

I tried to recall yesterday, and vaguely felt that someone had forcibly broken my mouth and poured me a lot of strange liquid, and I pricked my mouth, and my throat felt nothing but a little sweetness.

Originally, the blood in my whole body was going to cook me, but then I didn't remember anything?

Oh! That's right!

Those three weirdos said that I had been poisoned by a strange thing, which is the name of my rat father, Chunyao.

I cautiously turned my head and glanced at the bald chickens sleeping soundly on the bed, and an inexplicable feeling of tears came over me.

People say that "chickens" don't choose food, and my rat won't really treat him or something, right?

I am a female man who is loved by everyone, but I don't have a penchant for robbing people's men! And a rat and a chicken? It seems that even the basic ethnic groups are different!

He came out of an eggshell, but I am an animal poured out of amniotic fluid, and if there are really offspring in the future, what should the child be born of?

Rat head and chicken tail? Or a chicken's head and rat's tail!

Just thinking about it makes me break down in tears.