Chapter 41: Besieged!
I stuck out my tongue and raised my hand in surrender: "OK, I won't say anything." I just admire you from the bottom of my heart......"
"You still say!" Johnson & Johnson's whole body was on fire.
I actually really admired him, if he hadn't made a trick to smoke eggs under his pants...... Wrong...... It's the bottom of the kettle, and the fat man Yuantong won't capsize in the gutter, for the whole fighting situation, he plays the role of the beams and pillars of the house, the key!
Although Johnson & Johnson is a cockroach, because he is a male cockroach, he can be regarded as a little man, so the face problem is also very serious, even if he wins, he probably doesn't want others to mention it again.
I decided to convert the topic.
"What the hell happened yesterday? Why am I dizzy? ”
In fact, I am also very face-saving, and would rather drink rat poison than be hit by the disgraceful poison, which is as unspeakable as syphilis willow.
Johnson & Johnson was still angry, and snorted awkwardly: "You forgot? I fainted too, and by the time I woke up, we weren't there. And then I saw him doing that with you. ”
My ears were hot, so I picked up the soybeans and threw them at him: "Hey...... Don't talk nonsense, what do you mean by 'that thing'? Let people hear it, how will I marry in the future? ”
This guy definitely did it on purpose! When did he become so insidious? Immediately knew that revenge was coming.
"You have a ghost in your heart, and before others say anything, you want to be crooked." The more Johnson & Johnson spoke, the more energetic he became.
My whole mouse skin began to tighten, and I called him with a smile: "Johnson & Johnson-"
If he dares to come down, I'll beat him up so much that I don't even know his mother, and I'm so reduced to being bullied by a cockroach.
And he still eats me and lives mine, and now he fattens up his guts, and he dares to talk back?
At this moment, a familiar shout sounded outside.
"Listen to the chickens inside, you've been surrounded, if you don't hand over the spring light, don't blame us for being polite."
I twisted my neck stiffly, looked out the window in a daze, and asked, "Johnson & Johnson, when did the chicken king become a police officer if he didn't crow early in the morning?" ”
This voice is familiar to me, because every morning he has to wake me up, and he hates it as much as the alarm clock at home and the morning radio exercises at school.
Johnson & Johnson said indifferently, "You only know now? They had been out all night, and now they probably woke up and started tossing again. ”
"What the hell are they going to do?"
I asked myself that I was still in the stage of food and clothing, usually after eating this meal, there were already two idlers at home to eat, which made my life even more stretched, and made it even worse. So, I haven't been short enough to ask a few more security guards to put them at the door as sculptures.
In this way of thinking, I don't believe at all that the king chickens are surrounding me to keep a vigil on my patrol.
Johnson & Johnson's answer to me was only three words – I don't know.
I collapsed: "I don't know anything! Pay the room rate! What use do you have? ”
"I slept outside last night." Johnson & Johnson was not convinced.
"Sleep on the eaves of the twenty fold, and then verbose, the discount will be canceled."
Johnson......
"Listen to the chickens inside, you've been surrounded, if you don't hand over the spring light, don't blame us for being polite."
This time, the chicken king obviously increased the volume, but the content did not change at all. I said in my heart whether this chicken king made a pair of speakers that sold cockroach medicine, and after recording it once, he played Allegro and walked all the way and put it all the way.
He almost said, "If the cockroach doesn't die, I'll die!" Cockroaches don't die, manufacturers die! ”
Glancing back at the bald chicken, he was obviously disturbed by the noise, his eyelids twitched slightly, maybe he was too sleepy, he still showed no signs of waking up.
Thinking of what he had done for me last night, I covered him with a brown blanket and walked out on my own.
Outside, the sky was already bright, and the green leaves were still dripping with crystal droplets.
The moment I walked out of the room, the cold and wet air rushed towards me, and I quickly twitched my nose a few times, and then my nose itched, and a happy sneeze came out.
"Ahh
When I rubbed my eyes and saw the situation outside, I was shocked more than the president of the United States was black.
First of all, my cave, since the tax exemption took over from the queen bee, is a large ginkgo tree hugged by four people, the ancient bark is cracked like the skin of the old man, the shade is dense, and there is basically no other tree in a radius of five meters except for a thin crooked neck jujube tree.
With such intertwined roots as it, a nail household that has been around for hundreds of years, who would dare to get a little bit of sunshine in the shade of his tree?
There were only a few mosses and ferns, and strong vines, and in normal times, I thought it was desolate and mostly inaccessible under the trees.
Boy! Today my door has changed a lot, but it is lively, that guy, that scene, it is quite spectacular, just like the gongs and drums, firecrackers, red flags, chickens, ......
The inner three floors and the outer three floors are full of the harem and subordinates of the chicken king, in addition to the domestic chickens of the bread children's family, there are also pheasants of various colors, which are really impossible to count, and many wild ducks are also pulled together and squeezed together.
The moment I stepped out, they all stretched their necks and stretched their combs and looked at me in unison.
And I, like the president, looked up under the gaze of thousands of chickens, and my legs were like lazy sheep and sheep seeing the gray wolf, trembling like chaff.
Boy! What are these chickens going to do? Rebellion?
At first, their eyes were full of murderous energy, but the moment they saw me, they all turned into doubts, faintly happy.
I...... It's even more confusing......
The King of Chickens stood at the front, his fiery feathers like majestic armor, and he pulled the neck of the chicken, and shouted at the back, "Master! She's fine! ”
I followed his gaze and looked behind me, and saw a child standing outside the flock.
He still had a chubby face, but with his tight face and dark eyes, it was hard to see him as an ordinary child, a look I had only seen in complex adults.
He was wearing a light blue robe, no shoes under his feet, the instep of his feet was full of dirt, and what was even more strange was that his two small hands, which had been clenched into fists and hung down on his sides, were obviously just children's hands, but they could make people feel a strong aura.
I didn't know the situation, and I was a little uncertain and asked, "You...... What are you? ”
The chicken king fluttered a few times, had one wing, and flew up directly.
I covered my nose and took a few steps back, saying that you can fly, don't bring soil!
The Chicken King looked at me in surprise and said excitedly, "Mouse rat, you're okay...... Yesterday scared my master to death, when he cried and hugged you......"
"Shut up!" Bread Boy interrupted the Chicken King fiercely, frowning in disgust.
I saw his two little eyebrows, twisted together like earthworms.
I realized something was wrong, gave the chicken king a blank look, and then turned my head, hoping that someone would tell me what the hell was going on?
The bread boy stood there straight like a little adult, dressed in a brown-colored robe.
Clothes of that color have a characteristic that the color will be significantly darkened when wet.
I said, "You stay here all night?" ”