Chapter Forty-Four: It's All the Trouble of the Military Advisor
I was speechless for a while, if it was my fault, then I really couldn't escape the relationship, in order to get a house, by the way, I turned enemies into friends with the queen bee, so I came up with that idea in a hurry.
Negotiating, if you don't bring actual benefits to the other party, even if it is a fanciful statement, maybe I will be stung to death by the order of the queen bee.
But I didn't expect that the queen bee group was strong, and she got a lot of strong handsome guys, but indirectly, I also hurt the interests of others.
It's like Qin Shi Huang wanted to unify the six countries, Li Si, as his military advisor, came up with ideas on how to fight other countries, other countries perished, but the captured beauties of the six countries hated Li Si.
Say I'm wronged, this incident does blame me for talking too much, but I was also forced, and besides, it's the queen bee who really wants to start a war, I'm just a dog-headed military advisor with a black cauldron.
I said to the honey pot, "Queen Bee, since you call me Sister Xiaoguang, can you sell me face and let them go?" ”
Everyone looked at me in amazement, and Dong Shen resolutely said: "No! They have to die, and you're almost dead. ”
I tugged at the corners of my mouth, humming Ha Erbee also looked incredulous, and stared at me directly.
"Dong Ash, I am very grateful to you for defending me so much, but this incident did start because of me, I don't regret doing that, although the honeypot is a generation of queens, but she is my sister, it is my will to help her make the race bigger and stronger."
The honey pot was moved to tears, and she pulled my claw: "Sister Xiaoguang, I didn't misread you!" These two guys I said you can dispose of them, then talk about it! ”
I said in my heart, of course, it's good to enjoy the shade under the big tree, if you are destroyed, I will have one less backer, of course I hope you are well.
"You're welcome! Didn't you give me a house too? I laughed.
Just kidding, in our later life, who has such a big hand in giving such a big villa when we meet for the first time? It also takes beauty and time to be a second wife, don't mix for a few years and decades, and bring out a few babies by the way, who will give the house directly?
Then I yelled at the hum bee, "Don't stare at me! The eyeballs are going to fall off. As for me, I was killed by you, and now I let you go, and in the future, we will not interfere with the river water, okay? ”
"Why should we listen to you?" Xiao Ha on the right was not convinced.
I said, "East Ash! Kick him twice! He also took off half of his leg. You figured it out, now that I'm the boss, and your life is in my hands, are you qualified to negotiate with me? Don't kick your nose and face and don't know how to lift! ”
As soon as Dong Ash's feet were raised, the little hum on the left fell on Xiao Ha, crying: "Don't fight!" Don't fight! Beat me, not my brother! Whatever you say is what it is...... We listen to your ......"
I grabbed Dong Ash and said with a smile, "That's right!" Stay in the green mountains without worrying about no firewood, this tiger wants to eat wolves, wolves want to eat sheep, sheep want to eat grass, who is right and who is wrong is God speaks, what's the use of you complaining about me? Natural selection, survival of the fittest, it's not that I want to destroy you, it's not that the honeypot wants to destroy you, you have to find your own reasons, don't you go out and there is no danger? If you have the strength to compete with the honeypot, will you still break up in a fight like this, and you can't form an army? ”
Just like our humiliating modern Chinese history, the Eight-Nation Alliance is very hateful, and the little devils are very beasts, but what's the use of complaining about them? With such a rotten political system and sick social people, even if others don't fight, they will die.
So, when you are beaten, find more reasons for yourself, why are you pitiful and hateful? The article is on the street, what's the use of looking for an editor? Reading more and learning is the right way, is it possible that those great gods copy articles and become great gods when they sleep at home? Look at the history of blood and tears of those great gods, who doesn't insist on pumping every day, thinking about the storyline and thinking of brain pumping?
When the honeypot saw that I had made a statement, she let out another laugh that sounded like crying and laughing, and then she flailed her wings, and the bees around her parted a path from the middle.
"Humph! If it weren't for Sister Xiaoguang saying to let you go, you know my methods! ”
I said, "Thank you, girl!" I'll treat you to dinner another day. ”
The squad leader interjected: "King, please think twice!" You can't just eat outside food! ”
The honeypot sighed: "I can call the shots of everything, and the clansmen have special supplies for this matter of eating, and I am absolutely not allowed to eat indiscriminately." ”
I wiped a handful of sweat for her sympathy, it seems that it is not easy to do anything, she is the king of a clan, in order to breed good quality offspring, even such an ordinary thing as eating has to be so complicated.
I said, "It's okay if you don't eat, let's change it, and I'll invite you to ...... another day."
Speaking of which, I hesitated, as if none of my previous experiences would work here, let's go swimming together? Come on, the bees won't destroy me yet.
Singing KTV shopping together, that also requires conditions!
I sighed again: "Another day, let's watch the sunrise together!" ”
The honeypot made a bitter face: "Let's talk about it." I've been out for two days, and I have to work overtime when I go back, and I have to make up for the work I lost. ”
Oh my God! Can having a baby make it back?
East Gray kicked the hum two bees, and roared with a gloomy face: "Don't get out of here!" Chunguang promised to let you go, but I didn't, don't let me change my mind. ”
I looked at Xiao Hum with broken wings, picked up Xiao Ha, who was only half a leg, and the two limped towards the outside of the bee colony.
I patted the honeypot on the shoulder and quipped, "You're missing two more handsome guys to serve!" ”
"Hey! What's there! Sisters are like siblings, beautiful men are like clothes, I run out naked every day, I can't have no siblings anymore! ”
I'm sweating so much...... The heart says that the animal world is good, and men also have such a day, it is estimated that if I am three husbands and four servants, I can do it, otherwise in my cave, why are there always male animals automatically sent to the door?
"Hey! Come here! Hum Ha Erbee didn't go far, and the two turned around and called.
I looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to them, so I pointed to my nose: "Are you ordering me?" ”
Dong Shen stood in front of me and threatened: "Don't be embarrassed, if you dare to be bad, don't blame you for being rude!" ”
Xiao Hum took out a black bead the size of a sesame seed from under his wings, and said angrily: "We don't want to accept your love in vain, this is left by the king of my family, it is a thank you gift, and none of us owe anyone in the future." ”
Xiao Ha lost his wings, and spit out a small black bead the size of a sesame seed directly from his mouth, and hurriedly shouted: "Yes, yes! Mine will be sent to you, and I will not owe you anything in the future. ”
I walked over, looked at it with a wrinkled beard, and waved my claws in disgust: "You better keep it for yourself!" I don't have to repay your favors. ”
Yaya, saying that such a small black bead, even if it is a pair of diamonds, I wear it on the body of others can not see it, the eyes are better and think that I have a pair of moles, if myopic glaucoma, say that the nasal boogers on my body are not wiped clean, in the end I beautify myself, or ugly myself?