Chapter 51: The Witty Rat Man (1)
"No! If you want to have something, who will find the old lady? "I flicked my fingers, and Johnson fell a meter away from me, and rolled several times.
"Chunguang, did I say that I will rely on you in this life!"
Johnson & Johnson yelled as he ran towards me.
At this time, I had already run towards the three links.
If this situation continues, it will not benefit anyone, and I have only one purpose, to rescue the mother of the bread child.
If I could have had such a sense of righteousness and self-sacrifice to save others before, I would definitely laugh off people's big teeth.
Heroes and horses, never suitable for me, I'm just a spring light similar to a female ruffian, and I also have my own little nine-nine spring light, I'm not a nine-life cat, judge the situation, find a way that suits me, solve problems is my motto, those indifferent sacrifices, be a brave cannon fodder, are all I despise.
No matter how hard the egg is, it is broken by a stone, and it is sacrificed in vain.
It is said that the hero of Uncle Jin's pen, when the road is uneven, he draws a knife to help, and every bloody person is very happy to read, but if a hero wants to draw a knife, in addition to having the blood and courage to draw a knife, he must also have the ability to draw a knife.
Linghu Chong can laugh at the rivers and lakes, that is also to endure being beaten to vomit blood, and later to be a hero, in addition to the hole card of Dugu Jiujian, there is also Ren Yingying, an amorous and stupid girl, who carried him to Shaolin Temple.
And what do I have in the spring? To put it bluntly, that is, the stripes come and go without worry, I dare to roar at the twelfth-level gale, let the storm come more violently, the result is self-evident, I must have been blown to Java by the storm.
When I was a human being, I was a little angry, because my little sisters couldn't help it, they were all stupid and cute, they had to die or live when they fell in love, they didn't care about everything they gave up and stripped off, and when they really lay on the operating table and had a miscarriage, they regretted all their intestines.
What do you think I can do? Can I watch those scumbags go and harm my other little sister again? Of course not, even if I break a few bones, I will beat those scumbags all over the ground looking for teeth.
Hey, a good woman doesn't mention being brave back then! Anyway, I'm a little harder today, I know that there is a greater possibility of going and not returning, but I have to go, the bread boy even stabbed his heart for me, can I not break the cow for the sake of the?
If he wakes up and sees that his wife is gone, then what face will I have to see him?
I proudly walked up to Tietong and said impatiently, "What are you staring at me for?" I'm already here, don't you dare to catch it? ”
Tietong looked at Shentong again like a plea for help, and Shentong looked like he hated iron and steel: "Senior brother, it's better for you to come, I'll take this woman with this idiot." ”
Yuantong's fat hand covering his crotch reached over and said in a rough voice, "Please! Little mouse, don't force me to be cruel to you. ”
I wrinkled my nose in disgust, damn, this guy doesn't wash his hands! It's really unlucky.
Johnson caught up and jumped on Yuantong's hand, but he was happy to throw himself into the net.
"Chunguang, don't be afraid, I'll accompany you!"
Look, what else can I say?
The ancients said: "Husband and wife are originally birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster comes." ”
When the old husband and wife encounter unlucky things, some of them still go to the side of the road, not to mention that someone rushed to accompany me to be arrested, how can this kind of passionate sister-brother relationship not be moved?
My skin tightened, my eyes ached, and I jumped towards my round hand.
"Chunguang, don't forget that I saved you again, and the accommodation fee for the next time will be waived."
I split a fork and fell into Yuantong's hands.
Look at this consciousness, dare to love me and peacock, look down on him, say a worm, how high can it be enlightened?
I sighed......
"Friendship is friendship, money is money, if you dare to talk about it, I will fry your cockroach legs and eat them." I gritted my teeth.
Johnson shrunk his claws in a sneering manner, as he found that not only was I looking at him angrily, but there was also a cold murderous aura.
Yuantong's eyes were getting hotter and redder, and he stretched out two fingers, holding Johnson & Johnson's two tentacles, and smiled suspiciously.
"Little worm, you've finally fallen into my hands!"
Johnson & Johnson's six claws moved wildly, he was grabbed by someone in the air, and he was spinning left and right, shouting and crying: "Sister Chunguang...... You're going to kill me......"
I stretched out my head in the thick palm of Yuantong's fat, struggled to prop my forelimbs to the tiger's mouth of my index finger and thumb, touched a handful of sweat, rolled my eyes, and said angrily: "Uncle Sheng...... Did I ask you to come? ”
The current situation is that Johnson & Johnson and I, including the bread child's mother, have all been held hostage by the three links.
Shentong and Tietong looked at the colorful feathers around them vigilantly, and shouted, "You get out of the way!" We're going to Wolong Lake. ”
I know this, Hong Kong films have it, robbers generally have a ransom, but also a tool to escape, it seems that the place where they escaped is Wolong Lake.
Tietong still didn't give up, turned his head and asked Shentong: "Second Senior Brother, don't we care about Huangfu Xuanye?" ”
Shen Tong shouted angrily: "Shut up! Lives are dying! What else does it matter? ”
"But the master ......"
"The master will be considerate of us!"
I couldn't cry or laugh, I dared to love this Shentong, and he was also a master who judged the situation, knowing that things could not be done, and immediately retreated and sought second.
If you can't pay the ransom, of course you have to run away.
Yuantong has a mouse in his left hand, that is, me, and a cockroach in his right hand, holding it high in the air, and yelling at the chicken king: "Don't get out of the way!" ”
I nodded almost imperceptibly to the King of Chickens, who thought that I had a plan to get the three of us out of trouble, so he waved his red wings: "Let them go!" ”
Actually, I really don't have an idea.
I licked the sharp fangs with my tongue, and I guess I bit down with the greatest force, can I bite down on such a thick skin as fat and round? Even if I could puncture his skin, there was still a thick layer of fat, and I couldn't hurt his flesh.
Plague?
Yes, I can poison it.
I heard that I was bitten by the most poisonous cobra king, and it will take half an hour to die, my poison ...... I don't know if I'm poisonous or not, but even if it's poisonous, I can't poison a snake.
Johnson & Johnson's compound eyes looked at me with a complicated look, and then he turned his head to the crotch of Yuantong's pants, and his meaning was clear, so he repeated the trick.
My nasal cavity is hot, and I almost bleed, even if I die, I don't want to hurt people like that, that's Johnson & Johnson's classic trick.
The so-called classics cannot be surpassed because classics cannot be copied.
I think about my experience as a human being, and I say that I have been swimming in the sea of questions for 20 years, and I have never answered such a difficult question.
How can a rat rescue a man and a cockroach from three vicious kidnappers?