Chapter 61: Iron Pieces VS Tofu

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I suddenly had an urge to smoke him with the sole of my shoe, you say this Jun Mo asks, he is the biggest god I have ever seen, but this great god, with a dignified appearance and strong spells, deals with the elite of our entire Wolong Mountain, cough ...... I'm going to exclude it from the elite and ignore it.

The effective defense force to deal with our entire Wolong Mountain, Bread Child, Rong Ma, thousands of Rooster Clan army, plus a super tenacious Xiaoqiang, all add up, he is like a giant, it is as simple as crushing an ant to death, such a strong god, at least there should be the consciousness of eliminating the weak and helping the strong, punishing the violent and peaceful!

Like the three links, the murder and kidnapping have been done, like that connection, countless lives have died in his hands, our Jun Mo asked the great god, not only did not pull the bones and tendons of these wicked people, but even helped them escape, and turned around to beat and arrest us righteous people (covering their faces).

Heavenly principles, is there still heavenly principles in this world?

I suddenly thought of the afterlife, turning on the news, so many puzzling things.

One day, a Stanford Asian female doctor killed her roommate with poison, and the reason was investigated, and it turned out that the roommate had a boyfriend, but she didn't, so she was stimulated and killed hard!

When I saw it, oh my! I regret that I should have known her earlier, otherwise, I brainwashed this female doctor into a strong woman like a queen bee honey pot, what would happen if I didn't have a boyfriend?

Robbing, there are so many men, even a doctor can be admitted, is it more difficult to grab a man than to do those muddy high math questions?

When I was in kindergarten, the teacher told us to be harmonious and friendly, and it seems that this benevolent sister patronized the upward rush of a horse and Pingchuan, rushed to the back, and was dizzy, knowledgeable, and his character was cold.

I glanced at Jun Mo with a weak heart and asked, "Are you an immortal?" ”

Jun Mo asked lightly, "What do you think?" ”

"I said yes!"

In my three views, only immortals fly in the sky; It's a monster, all hiding in the cave, and occasionally coming out, all emitting black smoke and rolling yellow sand or something; That's what is said in "Journey to the West". If it's a ghost, it's even worse, it all appears at night, and it appears in a broken temple or an empty house, that's what Old Man Pu wrote, to satisfy the scholar's hard reading YY.

Jun Mo asked, "What do you want to say?" ”

I grabbed my tail, played with it for a while, and said nervously, "Are you difficult to take the immortal exam?" Did you also cross the rope bridge with thousands of troops, and a large group of scum cannon fodder went down, and then you came up? ”

Jun Mo is worthy of a high IQ, he obviously doesn't understand what I'm saying, but he can quickly understand what I mean.

"At the time of the tribulation, there were a large number of cultivators who were wiped out, and the number of times each person crossed the tribulation was different, it is possible that this time it has passed, and the next time it will not have been."

I nodded knowingly, it seems that it is much more difficult for them to take the immortal exam than we are to take the university exam, at least we are not on the list, and if we have a little capital at home, we can still go to Lanxiang New Oriental to learn a skill and be a boss.

They smashed the immortal test, and people don't know where they went, what is the way back?

I said, "Since you have stood out in the layers of selection and cultivated to the realm that people look up to now, then, you ......" I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked weakly: "Do you have a girlfriend?" ”

Jun Mowen was stunned for a moment by my question, and then he looked straight ahead, raised his neck and said, "No!" ”

"Was it blown before and now? Or has it never been? I asked, and then I saw a green tendon crawling out of his snow-white neck like an earthworm.

Jun Mowen looked a little impatient: "It hasn't been!" Then he ignored me.

My heart suddenly skipped a beat, it's not that I'm in love with him, but I don't have a girlfriend with such a high education, and I haven't had a girlfriend all the time, and the danger factor of perversion is not a straight line! Is it any wonder that he does not distinguish between right and wrong, black and white, and does things according to his own preferences?

I wiped a handful of sweat, thought of the female doctor's reason for killing, and then moved into his sleeve, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, lowered my head and said, "I don't have a girlfriend either!" ”

Don't be jealous of me and slaughter me!

I saw that he ignored me, and then quietly raised one eye, squinted his eyes, and glanced at it quickly, only to see Jun Mowen bowing his head and looking at me fixedly, his handsome and delicate face was covered with a layer of frost.

I became more and more uneasy, covered my eyes, and said loudly, "I don't have a boyfriend either!" ”

If you are perverted, don't kill me, I can't constitute enough conditions for you to kill!

I clutched my beating heart and concentrated all my energy on my neck, where it was cold, and I felt that in the next second, my rat head was going to be separated.

Jun Mo asked a cool voice: "It seems that you are looking for excitement!" ”

I know that my reckless character has stabbed the hornet's nest again, but I don't blame him, he has the ability to read minds, even if I am on guard in my heart, I have to be read by him, so I have the courage to say what is in my heart.

The mouth is sinned, the body is affected! So my body hung gorgeously in the air, and my head was still around my neck, but when I fell, there was no guarantee that my head was still there!

I had fallen rapidly, and in the whirring wind, I knew that I had been thrown out by him.

"Jun-Mo-Q! Count - you - ruthless! ”

I shouted loudly, and greeted the eighteenth generation of Jun Mo's ancestors in my heart, anyway, I'm going to die, I curse him, the god of death, I don't have a wife in my life, even if I have a wife, I can only watch it and can't eat it.

Woo woo~ The free plane is really not easy to sit, even if it is a discounted plane ticket, I bought it, and the captain of the plane will not push me down halfway!

Besides, the free plane was not what I wanted, he took me to the sky, but he threw me down at once, and it was really a beautiful man who was unreliable.

I had so much time to slander because I had a lot of experience in falling into the air, and I would hang and fall at every turn, and the first time I made a parachute, it turned out to be the same as if I didn't bring it, it didn't open at all, but I was fine.

The second time, the chicken king was attacked, I fell, it was Jun Mo who saved me, even if his reason for saving people was not pure, it was completely because he was watching a good show, I was still fine, and I completely became a Xiaoqiang who couldn't die.

That's right...... The first two times, Xiaoqiang accompanied me, and this time, woo...... It's not really going to be unlucky, is it?

This time, I don't know who will save me, the speed of the fall is very fast, I can't see the surrounding scenery clearly, I was scared at first, but as it got lower and lower, my fear suddenly left my grandmother's house, and there was a lot of ecstasy in my heart, I hope it will be sooner, and it will be faster......

Because below below, it's not yellow soil, it's not green wheat fields, it's blue, blue, and in my opinion, it's the loveliest color in the world, the birthplace of life!

That means there's the sea down there, and I don't have to fall into a lump, hahaha...... God help me.

I opened my arms, ready to meet the embrace of the sea, a blue and watery world, for me to wander, excited, and ecstatic.

I fell rapidly, and slowly, a white dot appeared in my field of vision, like a blue computer screen, an extremely discordant dead pixel appeared, and as I got closer, the white dead pixel grew larger and larger, and finally stretched into the shape of the moon.

When I got closer, I was crying in my heart, how could it be the moon? It's obviously a ship, with bulging white sails.

"Ahh How could I be so unlucky, such a big sea, I actually had to crash into a ship, which is equivalent to a bird, magically crashing into a plane.

But looking at the size of the ship, I guess the final result is that I am broken, and the ship still does not move.

The hull of the ship was also shimmering white, and the whole body was wrapped in thick armor like steel, could I crash through the ship? This is like an iron block and a tofu, the iron piece said: "Brother Tofu, come on, hit me, let you have a horn, and if you smash it, you are strong!" ”

Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful!