Chapter 68: You're the Liquid!
Before I finished my comforting words, Tuan Tuan suddenly stood up, obviously a pair of black mouse eyes, immediately as red as two red beans.
"No! This is too insulting for our Bai Ze clan! I'm going to try again today! He looked left and right, and two "red beans" were nailed to my body, and I suddenly had a bad premonition.
I laughed dryly, took a few steps back, and said, "No...... No......"
He shouted, "It's you!" Give me my birthday! I count your past and future! ”
Tuan Tuan is angry, I won't be so stupid to send myself as an experiment, I'm a spotted mouse, pomegranate said I'm an ear mouse, I'm not a lack of heart and eye mouse, in case he miscalculates my things, the bad luck that I didn't have instead made me unable to eat, sleep poorly, let me always linger, cup bow snake shadow, what should I do if I suffer from depression at that time?
"You're welcome! It's too late today, so let's figure it out tomorrow! "I took the opportunity to slip away.
"You look down on me!" He competed with me, grabbed my tail, grinded his teeth and said, "Today is not counted, none of us want to sleep!" ”
I wiped a cold sweat and said "no" no less than twenty times, but he was like a tight rubber band, as if I didn't do what he said, and I had to be killed here today.
The two of us tug-of-war with each other for a while, and it's not a way to go on like this! I thought, just let him do the math, I don't have the money to cheat him.
I also moved in my heart, although I don't believe in the fortune-telling of the charlatans, but the current predicament, I also want to know how to come and how to go!
I don't know the specific birth date, I just heard Dong Gray say it, and it's also an approximate number, so I said that the day I came to this world, I was reborn, just like a baby was born and faced a new world, so I set that day.
After speaking, I asked curiously, "Can you see how I got here?" ”
If he can tell that I am from time travel, I must believe that he really has the spell of prophecy, otherwise, it is all bragging!
He turned his head to look at me, his eyeliner widening into a slit, and he whispered something to me......
Seeing him so serious, my heart was also hanging with seven or eight buckets, up and down with apprehension, and there was a faint expectation.
After a while, he said; "I can only see your first two lives."
"Really?" His image suddenly became so great and amazing in front of me! I pulled my tail from his hand, turned around, grabbed his paws, and discharged affectionately: "Speak quickly, say ......"
He erected a paw and said solemnly: "In your last life, she was a very ugly woman, with a grinding face, as black as briquettes, and a belly, a bit like an old altar with sauerkraut, oh! I also saw two black moles on your nose, one of which was on the left with a black hair......"
"Stop!" I really can't stand it, he is right, I also know this person: "The one you are talking about is the wife who sells pork at the back of our house!" ”
Can I not recognize? Even if I don't remember anyone I was a child with, I definitely remember her! Because for a long time, I didn't call her aunt, but uncle, because she was too manly, like a black bear, and she wouldn't have nightmares at night if she wanted to forget, and she always chased me.
I bared my teeth at Tuan Tuan angrily: "Look clearly, in the life I am, she is in the same world as me." "How could I be her!
"Yes, yes!" Tuan Tuan immediately corrected his mistake: "There is another person next to her, who is lifting his skirt and then ...... Eh...... The pants you're wearing are so weird, why don't you have legs? ”
My ears were hot, it was when I was in kindergarten, my grandmother was afraid that I would lose money by wearing a skirt in the summer, so she sewed a small purse on each of my underwear...... Whining...... Cover your face......
"You don't care what pants I wear! You're right, that's me in my previous life! ”
Tuan Tuan squinted his eyes, looked at the starry sky, and seemed to look at nothingness: "The little girl took out a piece of paper and handed it to the woman who sold pork!" ”
The corners of my mouth tugged: "You watched it for a long time, and then you saw me go to buy pork?" ”
Even if he is ruthless, he really sees my last life! But I'm a soul piercing, and I have all the memories.
Tuan Tuan suddenly asked me, "Why do you still remember your last life?" Didn't you drink Meng Po soup! ”
"How is that possible!" Due to the weakness of my heart, my voice of denial was very loud, and then I puffed out my cheeks, and said with a lot of sincerity: "Of course I drank Meng Po soup!" Don't you know? Sister Meng and I have been friends for a long time, and in order to support her work, I drank an extra bowl! ”
"Sister Meng? No wonder! Tuan Tuan nodded and said to himself, "Maybe...... You drank the antidote, that's why you remember the last life......"
"That's how it should be!" A layer of fine sweat climbed on my back, this group is really shrewd enough! I almost told me to be exposed!
Anyway, I'm just a pot of white table tennis balls in the Lantern Festival now, all of which are exposed, what else am I playing?
Speaking of this, I suddenly aroused a very strong curiosity, anyway, things have come to this point, I just don't bother the two masters.
I'm curious about what my last life would have been like.
Princess? Miss? Or a Mulan-like heroine? Anyway, it won't be a mouse so humble that it lies on the ground!
I stretched out my index finger with my two paws, fingertips to fingertips, played with beanie worms, my eyebrows trembled, and I carefully lifted two breaths, and asked softly: "Trouble you, help me see, what was my last life like?" ”
Tuan Tuan saw that I was unproductive, and sneered: "You also know that you are afraid? ”
I want to say that of course, if I were Qin Hui or Wei Zhongxian, not to mention that what they did was contemptible, even if I couldn't do it myself, and didn't smoke a few big soles of my own shoes, I am afraid that the children and grandchildren of those people would have rebelled.
surnamed Qin, I heard a lot of people say that they are the descendants of Qin Shubao, but I haven't heard anyone arrogantly say that they are the descendants of Qin Hui.
Tuan Tuan frowned and searched for a long time, and when my neck was about to break, he finally gave an answer.
"I can't seem to see clearly!" I was a little disappointed.
Then he added: "It seems to be liquid!" It's still transparent. ”
I slapped him on the back of the head and smacked him, and I angrily scolded, "You are liquid, your whole family is liquid......"
I'm so angry, what kind of heresy is this? It's just a bad lesson for all the good children! Say I am......
The more I think about it, the more angry I become......
Just as I was running around the house, a black shadow suddenly flashed outside the screen window where the candles flickered, and the black shadow was so fast that it almost disappeared in a flash, and I almost wondered if I was dazzled.
Tuan Tuan and I paused at the same time, then looked at each other, and both saw the trembling beards on each other's rat faces, and then the two of us shouted at the same time: "There are ghosts! ”