Chapter 100: Do the Immortals Fart?

At first, there was light in the cave, but the further you went, the dimming it became, until at last the light was completely invisible, and the whole cave was full of strange screams, I don't know if it was a man or a beast.

I clutched Jun Mowen's collar tightly, and every pore of my body was on guard.

"Be careful!" Jun Mo's voice came, with a hint of concern in his calmness.

As soon as his voice fell, there was a whirring sound from inside, and then something seemed to fly out in large numbers.

Darkness is nothing to me, because I can see the black and gray vision vaguely, and I can see a large number of black spots pouring out of the black hole, and the black spots are getting bigger and bigger, more and more.

Jun Mowen dodged and stood aside, leaning against the rocks, and those black things flew out of his head, and I saw that it was a large number of bats.

I said in my heart that it was dangerous, but fortunately they ate mosquitoes, otherwise, I would have been eaten without three or two clicks.

"Just rejoice...... These bats are demonized, and now they not only eat mosquitoes, but also like living creatures with blood, and you are not yet their opponent when it comes to fighting alone. ”

I have a kinship in my heart, what world is it now? Can even a bat eat me?

When I met Jun Mo and asked me, I knew that there were no good words, and there were no good things.

So I ignored him.

But I forgot that he could read minds.

I sat on his shoulder, tilted my head sideways, and grinned at him, but he didn't even look at me, completely ignoring my displeasure and anger.

I was even more depressed, no matter what seemed to be his final say, he could go wherever he wanted, he could eat whatever he wanted, the birds he wanted not to poop, very dangerous places, I would follow him in the middle of the night without sleeping.

When will this day of coercion and imprisonment be a head?

I felt a whimper in my heart, and after a while, Jun Mo asked, "Whatever you see or hear later, don't make a fuss." ”

When I heard it, I was terrified, could there be a worse situation than now? I want to get out of this ghostly cave, but do I have a choice?

The farther forward I went, the wind in the cave became even stronger, and the smell of blood between my noses became stronger, except for the smell of fresh blood, but more of the stench of rotting flesh and old corpses.

At this time, I would have liked to have some kind of hopeful fire, and I saw a lot of fires, but they were all blue, and I knew how those fires came from.

In chemistry class, I didn't learn less, phosphorus fire, it all came out of those tired white bones, fluttering and flickering, just chasing after the soul, weird and scary.

My legs trembled involuntarily, my fur exploded, and Jun Mo asked and sneered: "That's it?" ”

I said, "Please! I'm a mouse, not a leopard! Is it more daring than what? ”

He raised his voice a little, obviously questioning: "Leopard? ”

I said, "Yes, haven't you heard of the bear's heart and leopard's guts?" If the leopard is not guts, can he be ranked? The gall of a rat is the size of a sesame seed, so of course it is afraid! ”

Those frightened bats ran outside in groups, and it wasn't until later that I found that there was no one on it, so Jun Mowen continued to walk forward.

Jun Mo asked the wind lightly and said, "It's okay! This can be practiced, and you won't be so scared in the future! ”

I'm not willing to work hard for my broken courage at all, it's good to be timid, and you can increase your speed when you run!

"It's innate, there's no way, you can't practice it!" I insist.

"If you can't practice, then you will sleep in a mass grave every night!"

I'm like swallowing a whole big Lantern Festival alive, the stalk is in the throat, not up or down, saying that this Jun Mo asks isn't there a clean and dusty Snow Boy?

Why don't you go to Yaochi, Lingxiao Treasure Palace, or his Chixia Mountain to stay, and have to run to this filthy and foul-smelling cave, could it be that in his previous life, he also belonged to the type of rat pangolin, forgot to drink Meng Po soup, and his nature is difficult to change?

I don't know how long I walked, but his voice came suddenly: "Do you remember what I said just now?" ”

My eyes widened and I stared at the front, and all the cells in my ears were behind me, and his voice suddenly echoed in the cave, startling: "What did you say?" ”

Jun Mo didn't sarcastically mock me this time, but said cautiously: "Don't panic if anything happens!" ”

I said, "Don't be nervous, it's not up to me, you take me as bait, if the monster eats me, even if my head doesn't want to scream, my throat won't be controlled by me?" That's the most basic human body reaction. ”

"Stop talking!" He whispered.

He also walked forward with all his heart, my claws pinched his neck, but some of the muscles were attached to my claws, and I felt that all the muscles of Jun Mowen began to tense, and what could make him so vigilant must be that big demon about to appear.

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, but my throat was dry, as if someone had shaved it with the bristles of a toothbrush.

The stench between the snorts grew stronger and stronger, mixed with the sour smell of vinegar and other spices.

I could tell that it was peppercorns, fennel, cinnamon, and it seemed to be faint ginger and garlic......

If it weren't for the strong visual impact of the previous one, and the smell of carrion between the noses, I would have thought someone was stewing delicious beef, or sauce elbows.

If I smell this smell in a restaurant or in a common people's house, I must be drooling greedily, but I now think that it makes me feel more sick than the peeled walnut kernels.

I kept silently chanting in my heart: "Nan no Amitabha! ”

"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law!"

"Supreme Heavenly Venerable! Buddha Amitayus! ”

"The Virgin Mary!"

“……”

Jun Mowen couldn't help but look back at me, he said in ventriloquism: "It's better for you to beg others now, you can say more good things about me, maybe I will be merciful and let you go in a while." ”

I thought to myself, "When you get to the tiger's mouth, you let me go, what's the difference between me and death?" You're just taking off your pants and farting. Jun Mo asked the steps forward, and suddenly stopped, he turned his head and glared at me angrily, as if he was going to kill me.

I said to myself, "If you're a fairy, you don't have an ass?" If you're a fairy, don't you have to fart? I see that you also eat whole grains, and you may secretly release them when you fart. ”

I obviously felt Jun Mo ask him to be short of breath, her face was already very red, suddenly, he reached into his arms, and when his hand came out, it was tightly clenched into a fist, the fist was white, and there were faint cyan blood vessels, gurgling out. (To be continued.) )