Chapter 104: Touching the Ears is Forbidden
The two of us ran endlessly in the hole, and I suddenly started to play tricks.
"Run, run! Slow death, didn't you see that the three of them were almost gone? ”
I know that Jun Mowen is in a hurry to track down Unicom, and he has no time to pay attention to me.
"Hey! People say that the road knows the horsepower, and your horse has run thousands of miles with me, and the endurance is good! After saying that, I also pulled Jun Mowen's ear with my little hand.
Jun Mowen was shocked, really, I never knew anything that could make Jun Mowen change color suddenly.
But now, I have done it, and it turns out that his sensitive area is his ears!
As if I had discovered a new world, I watched him stop with an unkind face and laugh twice.
"Just kidding, you wouldn't be so serious!"
Then I deliberately reminded in a loud voice: "If you don't run, you really won't be able to see the three links!" ”
Jun Mowen raised his hand, grabbed my ear, oh my God, I just touched his ear lightly, he will repay him, he actually twisted it fiercely, just like when my family bought the first TV in the nineties, black and white, with a knob on the upper left, I guess my ears are the knob, Jun Mowen looked through all the stations twice.
"Ahhh......h
Jun Mowen threw me against the rock wall without pity, and I slipped down the middle of the wall like an octopus.
I estimate that the rat face, which was already sharp-beaked monkey gills, was completely deformed by the collision.
Jun Mowen clenched his fists, the tips of his ears were suspiciously red, and he looked left and right lightly and said something else: "You stepped on my shoulder and died, so you should run by yourself." ”
So he floated straight forward before I could react, leaving me with a constipated face.
I'm heavy?
Ya, you want to take revenge on me, and you actually use such a lame reason.
Anyway, I'm going to die myself! Why do you want to pull Jun Mo's ears? I regret that my bowels are blue.
At this point, I had to run along.
I don't know the place well, and this hole is so cold that I'm really afraid of being alone.
I cursed Jun Mo and asked, what a god! Big nerves! Great god skin!
Isn't it just a joke? As for holding a grudge like this?
At this time, Jun Mo asked three words that were already the driving force for me to run, and the more I ran, the more I vented this evil breath in my heart.
Rush forward as soon as you get stuck......
If you ask a car, even if it is a high-speed rail car, can it run past an airplane? The answer is definitely pessimistic.
But my two-legged bicycle is really like a steamed bun, I fought for a breath and raced past Jun Mowen.
When I passed by him, I raised my head defiantly and raised my onion beard-like rat eyebrows at him: "Hehe...... I can still run without you! ”
Jun Mo asked and sneered, and I used my actions to leave his sneer behind.
I followed the tee, getting closer and closer, the tee leading the way in front became more and more urgent, and I followed more and more urgently, because the tee was a pure run, and I was chasing soldiers behind.
I don't know how long I ran later? There was a sudden brightness in front of my eyes, and my eyes squinted automatically.
When I opened my eyes, I immediately slowed down and braked.
In front of me was a rock-hollowed square, empty except for a green jade bed in one corner of the wall.
The jade bed is so green that it looks green and faint, and there is a faint white steam around it, which is a bit so elegant.
It's just the guy lying on the bed that makes me feel familiar.
I got closer, and sure enough, it wasn't a connection.
I looked at the man carefully, and sure enough, it was an old bald donkey, with thin eyebrows and long eyes, and a nose like a hook, and his mouth could not be seen at all, because all the white beard covered it.
It's just that Unicom is very different from what I saw last time.
The old man's closed eyelids were loose and old, and he probably felt someone approaching, and his eyes suddenly opened, and when he turned his head, his eyes looked directly at me like a torch.
"It's you?!"
There were also three panting inhalations behind him: "How are you?" ”
I was struck like lightning, didn't they see me?
Nima, isn't this a pit rat? What kind of bird god, said that I was invisible with him, and kindly gave me a breath avoidance bead, why did these people see me at once?
Oh, Jun Mo asked the little eye, and he quietly withdrew my invisibility technique.
At this time, I could only look out of the cave for help, but I found a fact that made me even more devastated: Jun Mowen had already disappeared silently.
I twitched my nose a few times, but I didn't smell him.
Yes, I don't have to hide, I just smile, bury my head, spit out a mouthful of beads, and put them in the cloth bag I carried with me.
"Hey! Everyone, you haven't seen you for many days, do you miss me? ”
I folded my hands around my chest and squatted on a slightly flat stone, trying to hide the panic in my heart, I could only try to widen the arc of my smile.
Tietong rushed over a few steps at once, probably my appearance violated some taboo.
"Why did you get in?"
I said, "Just now, I watched you eat and talk!" ”
Yuantong blushed with a fat face: "Impossible! ”
Shentong also jumped out, but said to Unicom: "Master, don't listen to her nonsense, this mouse is the best at clever words, if someone else breaks into the cave, I will definitely be able to detect it." ”
I shrugged my shoulders and added fuel to the fire: "But I'm not a human, I'm a rat, I can't come in through the hole, can't I get in through the hole?" ”
Shentong sneered: "Don't say it's you old!" Even if a mosquito flies into the hole, I can spot it immediately! ”
I deliberately suddenly realized: "So you are a spider spirit?" Can you sit in the center of the net without moving, and then wait for the stupid mosquitoes and stupid flies to throw themselves into the net? ”
"You ......" Shen Tong was furious, his long face was purple, and he hurriedly explained to Unicom: "Master, you must believe us, no one really came in just now." ”
"Enough!" Unicom's face was very ugly, and he sat up slowly.
His face was only now looming out of the shadows, and when I looked at it, I almost threw it up.
Unicom is not as good as before, but has large purple and black markings, and the hair is also sparse, and there are a few hairs stubbornly standing on the scaly scalp.
Without the strength of the past, he looks like a completely thin old man, and he is not lightly poisoned.
It seems that the three links said that he was injured, but he didn't expect the injury to be so serious.
"Shut up all three of you!" He said, then turned his gaze to me and smiled maliciously: "Heaven has a way for you not to go, and hell has no door for you to break in, since you have come, then follow me, God help me!" Hahahaha......"
Do you want to go with someone again?
I thrashed my already weak rat legs and asked with a crying face, "Can I not go?" ”
My intuition tells me that the place I went to this time must not be very wonderful.
(To be continued.) )