Chapter 106: Unicom's Nagging
I was dragged deeper by Unicom to the deeper caves.
I kept shouting Jun Mowen's name in my heart, but Jun Mowen's bastard completely became a state of herding cattle and grazing, ignoring me at all.
I knew he was around me, because I could smell the plum fragrance on his body, although it was well hidden, but there was a vague feeling of "dark fragrance floating in the moon dusk".
No, I don't have such a good mood now, I don't believe in the moon now, I just feel that I smell the plum fragrance on his body, and I have a feeling of "dark fragrance floating dizzy".
I remember Jun Mo asked him that he came here to put a long line to catch a big fish, and the big fish he wanted to catch was probably the person behind him, but I wanted to be the poor bait for Mao?
As far as I know, Unicom is a weasel spirit, ah, Jun Mo asked what it was, and he never told me.
I'm just an ordinary mouse, no, last time Tuan Tuan said that I was the only descendant of a god mouse, and the blood was highly poisonous, it seems that I am now the most powerless "Tang monk meat".
Jun Mo asked me to use me as bait, didn't he want to catch the demon behind him, but to poison him?
I am your ready-made poison, which has great temptation in itself, and then as soon as the demon eats me, he is directly poisoned by my fragrant flesh and blood.
Wow, isn't it wrong for me to think about it?
Jun Mo asked that big bastard, he is obviously a god with superb skills, and he actually used such an ordinary small body as poison like me, is it the blood poison in my body? Or Jun Mo's heart is more poisonous!
I was thinking all the way, and I kept stumbling over the Unicom, my head was broken, even my tail was missing, and none of my four legs were intact.
Alas! , I knew that I would be tossed all over my body like this before I died, I might as well hit my head against the wall, at least it wouldn't hurt so much.
I only heard Unicom say: "We're almost there!" When the time comes, don't talk nonsense, the immortals are very good, but they have a bad temper. Otherwise, you won't die a happy death. ”
I said, "Yes!" My current goal in life is really great, I will ask myself for more blessings and die happily, how am I like a condemned death row inmate, people on death row can still say a long list of crimes that there are and are not, but I am a big rat in the world, why should I be sentenced to death at once? ”
Unicom said: "Where did it come from and why? If you live to my age, you will know that there is not so much truth in the world, who has a hard fist, who has great skills, and who has more money? Whose power is greater? Then he is the king! Even the Jade Emperor had to give three points when he saw the ancient gods! ”
I said, "Who are the ancient gods?" Such a! "In my impression, the emperor Lao'er is the biggest, the so-called world is not the king's land, and the shore of the land is not the king's ministers, the emperor Lao'er turned his face, it was a big event that flowed thousands of miles and floated millions of corpses.
Liantong said: "I don't know very well, the most powerful god I know is Bodhi Ancestor, there are several disciples under his seat, after the death of Bodhi Ancestor, the Fire Spirit Immortal Venerable is the most powerful, of course, when the Fire Spirit Immortal Venerable died, now the Glacier Mother is still within the Three Realms." ”
I said, "Fire? Ice? Is there a pipe of wind? And the god of thunder and lightning? ”
Probably Liantong is old, and he likes to nag: "Of course there is, the one who manages the wind is called Fengling Xianzun, and later married the Bodhi Ancestor, but he was taken away by the Demon King of the Western Regions." ”
I said, "Wow! There is also such a bloody plot between the gods? The love of master and apprentice, and then the hatred of taking his wife......"
Liantong was dissatisfied with my interruption, and tightened the rope and strangled my neck so that I could no longer interject.
He was alone in front of him smiling like a river: "Bodhi Ancestor went to settle accounts with the Demon King of the Western Regions, and the two fought for seven seven and forty-nine days, and then the Wind Spirit Immortal Venerable saw that the Bodhi Ancestor was going to consume all his mana to fight to the death, so he self-destructed the spirit body, so that the Bodhi Ancestor had no scruples about a stop, and when the Bodhi Ancestor defeated the Demon King of the Western Regions, the Wind Spirit Immortal Venerable had already dispersed seven souls and six waves......"
Alas, why is it always the woman who is hurt?
I remember that when the East Evil Yellow Medicine Master and the West Poison Ouyang Feng fought a decisive battle, Huang Rong's mother was too, desperately remembering the Nine Yin True Scripture that she had missed, and later died of fetal gas dystocia.
What if Huang Yaoshi wins? can only live alone on Peach Blossom Island for the rest of his life.
Slowly, the rope that was pulling on me loosened a little more, and I said, "What about the god of thunder and lightning?" ”
Unicom said: "Thunder and lightning is the only criterion for the tribulation of all things in heaven and earth, success is the gods, and failure will destroy the six gods, so these two gods were invited by the Jade Emperor and endowed with high-ranking officials Houlu to specialize in mastering the spirit tribulation." ”
I have to admire the wrist of the Jade Emperor.
In other words, this is equivalent to the emperor Lao'er opening the imperial examination, Lei Deng is the invigilator, whether he can become the new champion, not the emperor has the final say, but since ancient times, it is the two gods of thunder and lightning who have the final say, so the emperor Lao'er has no choice, so he simply invited the two gods of thunder and lightning to be in charge of the imperial examination, which can be regarded as making the best use of things.
Unicom said: "The story is over, now ......"
I said, "Isn't it time to hit the road?" Before people die, they say that they have a sumptuous severed meal, but you give me a collection of stories, and I can count it as worth it! ”
Liantong smiled: "Actually, you are a very clever mouse, and I like you a lot, if it weren't for the gods who personally named you, I really wanted to take you as an apprentice." ”
"Dele...... Save it! Let me help you hurt someone? Besides, I don't have a cannibalism either! ”
"You know what? It's called the Great Cause! Anyone who wants to achieve great things will have to pay an extraordinary human price, what is the death of a few people? When it comes to a real war, the lives of the people are worse than pigs and dogs, and besides, in this world, it is more painful to live than to die, and I am helping them to exceed the ...... as soon as possible."
"Old monk!" I interrupted him loudly, "Do you know what it means to have a god with a head three feet up? Those people are worthless in their lives, but they have the right to choose to survive, even if they are starved to death, sick to death, or old age, no matter how difficult their life is, how do you know that there is joy in their suffering? Maybe it's a smile from family, maybe it's a hand-holding ...... from a friend."
Unicom sneered: "You still have to worry about yourself!" See the front? It is the abode of the great gods, and when you enter the door, you can ask for blessings! ”
I was already in pain, and when I looked up, my vision was full of mosquito coils, and the road to this cave was so winding that I wouldn't remember if I had to walk it ten more times.
I heard Unicom's respectful voice: "Great Immortal, I brought you something delicious, please open the door!" ”
I was lying on the ground dizzy, in a trance, there was really a huge stone door in front of me, the stone door was densely packed with tadpole characters, and what I saw before, the words here were all gilded, and it looked dazzling.
(To be continued.) )