For several days, God was very faceless, and it kept raining.

I remember the first day when I said I was leaving, we were just about to take off, and it started to get dark, followed by a pouring rain, mixed with lightning and thunder.

Although Jun Mowen is a fairy, but to shuttle through the clouds with electricity, Jun Mowen can maintain a very elegant and calm demeanor, but I have been struck several times in a row.

I was in Jun Mowen's sleeve, like a lightning rod that absorbs thunder, and the thunder and lightning were obviously far away, but they could accurately capture me, and then slash at Jun Mowen.

He has been affected by me, his white robe has turned smoky, and his eyes, which were originally calm and calm, are full of obvious hatred the moment he sees me.

I had no choice but to say, "God, if you are not in a hurry, find a cave to shelter from the rain, and when the sky clears, we will continue walking." ”

At first, Jun Mowen didn't pay any attention to my proposal. He rushed forward vigorously, and when he was chased by thunder and lightning, he lost his temper and had to settle in an unknown cave.

My attitude towards her has obviously weakened a lot in the past few days.

I'm not cheap enough to stick my hot face to someone's cold ass.

It seemed to me that we still had some friendships, even though he forcibly took me away and threw me into the air in a nervous way.

But we slept together for so many nights, and I kept so many tears for him, and this guy gave me a sentence that between us, I was purely an antidote to his boring life.

I'm going to be a caveman in the next few days.

The air was damp and humid, and I slept on a very cold and hard rock, although my heart was very anxious about the situation in Wolong Mountain, but I couldn't help it.

Jun Mowen didn't come back last night, I stayed alone in the cave, listening to the rain outside hitting the leaves all night.

There was no sound of footsteps at the entrance of the cave, but I knew it was him who had returned.

The cave was immediately filled with a faint fragrance of plums, and I couldn't smell it if I didn't want to.

Something fell on my head, and I rolled over with a whimper, and it turned out to be an oiled paper bag.

"Hurry up and eat, eat well and hurry."

I picked up the oiled paper bag and opened it, and it turned out to be spiced peanuts, just out of the pot, and still hot.

Jun Mowen walked to the innermost stone platform, and then began to meditate cross-legged.

I absentmindedly had a peanut with skin in my mouth, and it smelled good, but I still couldn't taste it.

"You! Come here! Jun Mo asked.

I reluctantly walked over, looked up, and looked at him blankly.

"Every morning from now on, you must get up before midnight, and then find a piece of dirt that you can look at, lie on it, and don't move for less than three hours!"

I protested, "It's not dawn yet!" ”

"Then start an hour early!" Jun Mowen's fingers pinched, and then pointed a little towards my head, and a little light seeped into my brain, and disappeared in an instant.

I said, "I don't sleep in the middle of the night, and you let me get up just to hug the earth?" ”

Is there anyone more boring than me? Other thieves still have motivation, getting up in the middle of the night is not for money or for sex, which class am I for?

"Since I have taken you as an apprentice, you must give me a good practice. You are flesh and blood, and you have the blood of the Protoss, so there should be no problem in cultivating into an adult within ten years. ”

Jun Mo asked, sitting high on my head, a little angry at my absent-mindedness: "Did you listen to me?" ”

I said, "Actually, you're taking me for fun, but what about me?" I didn't plan to study hard, so the two of us just made do with it, right? Nominally, you are my master, I will respect you for three points, and at other times, don't entangle each other, and never get tired of looking at each other. ”

"Yes!" Jun Mo asked these two words, obviously gloomy: "You don't learn, it's okay, if you lose my face in front of others, I will make you into a ratskin lantern, don't want to sleep every night." ”

Hmph, you know this trick!

I said, "When can I get to Wolong Mountain?" ”

"What? Are you waiting to go back and collect your friend's body? ”

My blood is starting to clot, this guy is really poisonous to speak.

"Maybe you're dead, they're all alive and well!"

"That's how you want me to die?"

I wanted to say yes, but two words came out of my mouth: "No!" ”

Jun Mo was puzzled, his eyes narrowed and stared at me.

I tried to suppress my thoughts and not let them leak out.

The question of whether he dies or not should have much to do with me.

Jun Mo asked for a while before he spoke: "The cultivation method I just told you, you remember, I have already opened the spiritual aperture for you, as long as you put your face on the soil, the spiritual energy of the soil will be inhaled into your body." I've been thinking about this method for a long time, and it's best for you. ”

"Why is it right for me?"

"How complex can your brain learn? Let you put your face on the dirt, it's enough for you to suffer, let you learn something else, and you won't die of pain? ”

I took a few deep breaths, this tsundere guy, I was admitted to college with real skills, and I actually said that my IQ was low?

I still don't give up and say, "I do things and like to be motivated." I don't even know why I want to be human, why do I work so hard? ”

Jun Mo asked and chuckled: "You are changing the way to trick me, since you like to know the answer so much, then I will tell you the truth." I made a bet with a man that if the stupidest rat in the world was turned into a human within ten years, then her treasure would be mine. ”

The stupidest!

I almost spurted a mouthful of blood!

Rely on it, you're the stupidest!

Jun Mo asked to see that my angry beard was trembling, and his mood suddenly became very good, he slowly stood up, put his hands behind his back, and slowly paced to the entrance of the cave.

It's a pleasure to face the sky on your back.

"The weather is so nice today!"

I looked at his under-pumped back, it was like a big-footed girl pumping up.

After a while, something suddenly occurred to me.

"I heard that weasel spirit say that Thor and Electricity God have been recruited by the Jade Emperor, your face is so big, why did they split you that day?"

Jun Mowen didn't turn back, and the cold voice spread in the wind.

"Who am I involved in? You said you were so stupid that Thor was angry, it seems that the mouse I chose said the most correct. ”

I frantically ripped out the raw brown paper bag, and then bit off half of the head of each peanut, as if I was biting Jun Mowen's head.

Sure enough, as Jun Mo asked. It didn't take long for the day to clear, and I urged him to hurry up and get on the road, Jun Mo asked like an old cow pulling a broken cart, walking slowly along the road like ants. (To be continued.) )