Chapter 178: Be careful
He pointed to the melon shed outside and smiled evilly: "See? There were thirty-eight watermelons in this large area, and when I counted them in the morning, there were still three thousand four hundred and forty-eight, a whole twenty less, and you said that you didn't steal them, so who else? ”
I glanced at the dense watermelon field, and there were chubby watermelons lying between the seedlings, but some of them were inevitably blooming later, and some of them were not the size of a fist, and it was unknown whether they could be made into a weapon. How did he know so much about www.biquge.info pen "Fun"? If there really were so many watermelons, would he be able to count them? It's clear that he's going to blackmail me!
I said, "You first pile up the soil in this melon field into long rows and ridges, look at the first ridge of soil, all the melon seedlings add up, even if the one is still blooming, there are only ten watermelons, we are looking at this side, there are only eight, the next one...... There are eleven, even if all your ridges are eleven melons, depending on the size of the land, at most thirty ridges of long strips, at most three hundred and thirty watermelons, I will throw some more to you, even if it is three hundred and fifty, four hundred, where did you get three thousand watermelons? ”
What do you think is ******? Pile all the rice seedlings in one field, even if all the fields are so perverted and high-yielding.
The old man didn't expect me to be better at settling accounts than him, so he was immediately furious, picked up the hoe next to the melon shed, and wanted to find me desperately: "Anyway, you stole my watermelon, don't talk about that robe...... If you don't come up with the money, I'll take you to the officials. This is the watermelon eaten by His Majesty the Emperor, and when the time comes, you won't be able to cut it with nine heads! ”
I feel like I have a lot of mouths all over my body, and I can't clear my suspicions.
The poor are afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal are afraid of the stunned, the stunned are afraid of the dead, and the lifeless do not provoke the poor to touch them.
This old man is poor, arrogant and stunned, I am convinced.
Before the fight, I was used to estimating my strength, but now I am no different from ordinary humans, and even my transformation is not stable, my tail is always leaking out, or my beard is shaking out.
He's a farmer, and I'm sure I can't beat him with more strength.
So I thought I was unlucky and said, "Count yourself ruthless, let's see!" ”
I was about to walk away when someone asked him to grab me, with an evil smile on his face: "Hehe...... If you don't have any money to pay, then you can use you to compensate, and it just so happens that my stupid son doesn't have a daughter-in-law yet, so you can go back and be his daughter-in-law! ”
I suddenly got goosebumps on my body, and I fell to the ground with a clatter, and I actually met another person who asked me for my flesh.
I don't have martial arts, but I have blood, and it's highly poisonous, even if I break a little skin, it's enough for this old man to die.
I don't want to deal with him in such a vicious way, who knows that he is still strong.
Originally, I planned to go first, and then slowly figure it out, but now it seems that there is no need to be strong.
"I warn you again, don't force me to do it!" My face was full of unpleasant gloom.
"Hmph...... Old man, I have been pressed by the old vinegar jar at home all my life, and today I am still afraid that you will not succeed? ”
Old vinegar jar?
It turned out that he was the old man who washed clothes by the river, and he was really perverted and could make a couple.
"Let her go!" Junsheng rushed out, and his black pig face was very evil.
The old man probably didn't understand what he said, and when he saw the pig with its head standing on it, he rushed over.
The pupils in his eyes shrank, and he immediately returned to his melon shed, and when he came out, he only heard a whooshing sound, and flew out with the arrows of the red flag.
Then the old man shouted at the top of his voice, "Someone! Catch youkai, here...... I want my old man's life......"
His voice was as if he had been practiced, his voice was terrible, and he looked like he was being bullied by us, and I immediately yelled badly.
"Let's go!" Junsheng grabbed my dress with the fork of the pig's trotters and dragged it away vigorously.
"No, I haven't picked up my robe...... " I struggled to run into the shed.
"Let's go, someone will come in a while......" Junsheng's face was full of anxiety.
The old man was not afraid of us at all, so he raised his hoe and dug towards Junsheng, and he was so frightened that he quickly let go of me, and then retreated several times.
In just a while, the people in the village were like crazy, playing pots and pans, and beating gongs and drums and setting off firecrackers, and they were lively and vigorous to catch up, and I was dragged by the old man's arm, and I couldn't move at all.
"You go!" I yelled at Junsheng, "Leave me alone! ”
"No! How can I let you get a weak female streamer caught! ”
This pig's head instantly became very righteous.
I yelled, "Stupid pig! One person is better than two, and if both of us are caught, then let's become roast pigs together! ”
Junsheng gave me an angry look, then shook his head and ran away quickly, followed by a large group of people, chasing after him as if ants were moving.
The old man looked at me with a smile, his black and purple lips cracked, revealing big black and yellow teeth: "Hehe, I didn't expect you to be so righteous!" I tell you, if you fall into my hands, you don't want to run away, and be my daughter-in-law obediently! ”
Then he sniffed in my neck again: "It smells so good! ”
I felt like my whole body was about to collapse, gritted my teeth, and said viciously, "Now you should give me back your robe, right?" ”
He dragged me into the melon shed, pushed me on the bed, and then pointed to the robe: "As long as you are obedient, don't think about running away, don't talk about this broken robe, even if you want better, I can sell it to you, provided that ...... You've got to stay with me, hehe......"
At this moment, the door was pushed open, and the old woman came in with a gloomy face.
"What are you doing?" As he spoke, he screwed the old man's ear and screamed in pain.
"Oops...... Wife, I didn't do anything, I found a daughter-in-law for our son, no bride price, you see, it's quite blessed, we're going to hold our grandson soon......"
The old woman's resentful eyes swept towards me, and then her face softened a little: "Just this stranger? The village chief can say that she is a monster! ”
The old man frowned: "The village chief said that she can automatically bounce people away, has mysterious powers, just now when I pulled her in, there was nothing, the village chief was frightened by the black pig, think about a year later, the two of us will have a grandson to hug ......"
The old woman looked me up and down, especially the longest stop on my buttocks, and then nodded: "Not bad! That's it. ”
"I'm against it! I don't want to marry your son! ”
The two old men both gave a solemn look, as if my opinion was just bullshit.
I hugged Feng Jue's robe, and followed these two wicked people back to their home with tears and tears, but they didn't see it, and the corners of my mouth kept hooking up a treacherous smile under my tearful eyes.
Hey, hey, hey......
Little, I don't think you can take the bait!
(To be continued.) )