Chapter 10: Even calling your mother is useless

"You'd better think about how you're going to give an account," Ellie said, "and don't regret not doing what you should have done." ”

Gu Fengchen could only roll his eyes at her, he had no way to taunt Ellie, Ellie simply built his happiness on the pain of others

"Alas, can I, can I" Gu Fengchen muttered, his brows furrowed, and he looked hesitant but pitiful, which made Dean Rong Shandong feel a little unbearable.

"Actually, you don't need to be so pessimistic, you still have a lot of opportunities to break out. You say, as long as we can help you do something, we will be happy to help you" Rong Shandong kindly comforted Gu Fengchen and cheered him up.

"Really, that's great," Gu Fengchen looked at the old face with a warm smile on Rong Shandong's face with a look of gratitude. Ellie could see at a glance that Gu Fengchen's dog mouth would definitely come out of the words that she didn't know, she knew Gu Fengchen too well, but it was a pity that Rong Shandong didn't understand, and she still listened patiently to Gu Fengchen's request, and actually looked at Gu Fengchen with an encouraging look. Rong Shandong's attitude towards Gu Fengchen, on the one hand, proves that his IQ and behavior are definitely not on the same line as Gu Fengchen, and on the other hand, it proves that he is a real educator: a real educator generally has a bad habit of figuring out students' psychological behavior, and will encourage students to speak their hearts.

Gu Fengchen subconsciously took a few steps back, as far away as possible from Aili and Rong Shandong: "I have a very good idea, I'm so sorry for everyone if I don't say it."

"What's the matter?" Although the dean had only comprehended the power of Gu Fengchen's mouth cannon, he had not yet learned a lesson, and he asked Gu Fengchen seriously, which showed that Gu Fengchen's evaluation of Rong Shandong just now was very appropriate.

"I really want to ask you and Ellie, two old monsters who have lived for an unknown amount of time, why don't you two get married?

Before he finished his words, Ellie gave him a slap in annoyance, and when Gu Fengchen turned around, he found that he was actually in the Monster Forest on Tongtian Mountain, surrounded by trees, blocking the sun in the sky, although it was a sunny day, the trees were still dripping, falling to the ground and making a ticking sound. The whole world is unusually quiet, not even a bird, the chirping of insects, the ticking sound adds to the silence and mystery of this world, standing here, can't help but make people panic.

Fortunately, there was still a living Miss Ellie standing in front of Gu Fengchen, otherwise, Gu Fengchen would definitely be frightened by this oppressive silence.

"Just kidding, are you nervous like this?" Gu Fengchen looked at Miss Ellie with a serious face and said, "Did my unintentional words accurately hit that delicate and weak place in your heart?"

"You'd better think more about yourself!" said Ellie, seriously. As an elder who cares about you, as a senior master who wants to promote the future, I have to remind you to pay attention to your current situation, the place where you are now is the center of the Warcraft Forest, the Warcraft in this area are basically without wisdom, simple-minded and well-developed, for example, there is a Monkey King here, he is a violent anomaly, it is said that he has the blood of the Divine Ape Clan, but unfortunately he does not have the IQ of the Divine Ape Clan, which is unreasonable; , The combat power of the kings in Warcraft is not low, in terms of cultivation, they are real kings, from the perspective of combat power, their combat power can almost surpass the god level, what else do you have to ask, hurry up and ask, I still have to go home!"

"Is there any life-saving elixir or something, in case I am injured, it can also save my life" Gu Fengchen was not nervous at this time, and asked Ellie.

"I'm sorry, classmate Gu Fengchen, I didn't have anything you said that suited you, I've explained the reason to you many times, do you have anything else to ask?"

"Yes"

"Then you ask!" said Ellie, who didn't care.

"When are you going to marry the dean?" Gu Fengchen was still asking.

"There is no such day" Ellie was not angry, and said lightly, "In terms of blood relationship, I am his real aunt and grandmother, and I grew up watching him." ”

Gu Fengchen jumped up, jumped up, stared at Ellie, and said, "You have lived for so many years, why don't you die?

"There are so many unfair things," said Ellie, "that you can do it yourself! so that you will have a process of adapting to this environment and not die unjustly, so I will stay here for an hour to watch your clumsy performance, and after an hour, life and death will be in heaven."

"Really, that means I'm safe at this hour?"

"Yes," Ellie said solemnly, looking at Gu Fengchen with a look of disbelief, "You are safe at this hour, even if you meet the Monkey King or the Lion King, you are safe." ”

"Great, Monkey King, Lion King, where are you two little guys? Gu Fengchen opened his throat and shouted, Ellie said that he was safe now, and he was relieved to die.

"Who is calling the king's name?" In the midst of the shouting, a huge python came out and lay across the road, spitting out a blood-red and huge letter, and asked vaguely.

"Little snake, did you see that stupid lion and stupid monkey?"

"Human, you are disrespectful to our king. ”

"What if you are disrespectful to your king, can you eat me? What are you not convinced, then you hurry up and eat me, you eat, you eat!" Gu Fengchen had a hundred dares because of Ellie's promise, and rushed forward, grimacing at this Tongtian Demon Python and teasing it.

"I haven't eaten humans, the king said it's best not to eat humans, it will be very troublesome to eat humans unless you are hungry or when you have no choice," the python was a little uncertain about eating humans, and muttered, "But this time this person wants me to eat him, as a helpful little python, how do I think I should help him fulfill his wish?"

So the python opened its big mouth and rushed towards Gu Fengchen, and suddenly the wind blew fiercely, blowing Gu Fengchen who rushed forward unexpectedly.

As soon as he saw it, the giant python really pounced, hurriedly got up, and quickly ran away, while the python chased after him.

"Mom, so fast!" Although Gu Fengchen tried his best to run, the distance between the giant python and him was getting closer and closer, and he smelled the stench of the giant python.

"Help" Gu Fengchen panicked, shouting as he ran, "Ellie, you hurry up, you hurry up, otherwise I will really be eaten by this stupid python!"

However, Ellie didn't react at all, and even, in order not to affect the desire of this Heavenly Demon Python to hunt, she actually went into hiding......

"Didn't you say you'd keep me safe? Gu Fengchen watched Ellie suddenly disappear in front of him, and he was filled with grief and indignation.

"There is no way to deal with the demon recklessness who has just entered the Hou level, so even if he is eaten, there is no pity. I, a senior master, actually made a move on a small python that had just entered the waiting level, do you think it is appropriate?"

"I haven't even reached the waiting level, don't you abuse me very happily?What about your senior's demeanor at that time?" Gu Fengchen was extremely depressed, and bluntly said that Ellie showed hypocrisy.

But he couldn't protest much, and the demon python was chasing after him, and it was about to catch up.

"Slow down!" Gu Fengchen said to the giant python chasing after him as he ran, "Don't chase me, I have something good to tell you"

However, the wisdom of the Tongtian Demon Python is low, and at this time, in its eyes, it only hunts......

"You can't eat me..."Gu Fengchen roared loudly, trying to scare off the Heavenly Demon Python.

Finally, his roar worked, and the eyes of the Heavenly Demon Python were a little confused, it opened its big mouth, spit out the huge letter, and asked vaguely, "Didn't you just say that you wanted me to eat you?"

Gu Fengchen only felt a sense of powerlessness rise from his heart.

"You can't talk without counting, you can't lie to me......" said the python.

Ellie's silver bell-like laughter rang out, and she said mockingly, "Mr. Gu Fengchen, I still have a lot of things to do, so you can ask for more blessings." ”

"Mom, you're really gone, Mom!

Ellie left, Gu Fengchen lost his backer, completely dumbfounded, looking at the behemoth in front of him, crying bitterly.

The Tongtian Demon Python looked at Gu Fengchen very puzzled, it couldn't understand why Gu Fengchen shouted like this at this time: "It's useless even if you call your mother over, it's you who said it yourself just now, you want me to eat your ......."

encountered this unreasonable big guy, Gu Fengchen had no way to think about it at all.

"You always want to eat me, have you been hungry for a long time?" Gu Fengchen tried to delay time.

"No, I've just eaten......" said the Python.

"I've just eaten and eaten, aren't you afraid of becoming a big fat python?" Gu Fengchen thought for a moment, and scolded, "Eating too much is not healthy for your body, don't you know this basic truth, seeing that you are young and have become a big fat man, how can you find a partner?"

Gu Fengchen was numb and reprimanded the Tongtian Demon Python.

"Don't say it, I like Xiaohuahua, but it likes Xiaocao, not me... Is it because I'm too fat?"

"Exactly, exactly!" said the man who was like a dusty man grasping a life-saving straw.

"Then you can go and let the little grass eat it, I won't help you. The Heavenly Demon Python said.

Gu Fengchen let out a long breath, but his life was saved now.

"What's your name, little python, how old are you, tell you, I can help you make little flower like you." Now that the crisis has been temporarily lifted, Gu Fengchen has healed his wounds, forgotten the pain, and began to feel nervous.

"Well, it's possible, the king said that humans are very cunning, maybe you have a way. The giant python said, "My name is Xiao Guoguo, and I am only one hundred and fifty years old today." ”

One hundred and fifty years old, Xiao Guoguo, Gu Fengchen emitted a funny feeling from his heart, looking at a serious Xiao Guoguo, he couldn't help the thick smile in his heart, but he was afraid that his unbridled laughter would anger this little Guoguo, so he could only forcibly endure it.