"! Why don't you lock the door when you go to the toilet again!! ”

Haotian pushed open the door of the toilet, and at a glance saw his new roommate Qi Jin standing in front of the toilet with * to pee, he subconsciously glanced at something he put water, and then calmly looked away.

Qi Jin noticed that his heroic posture of peeing was watched, but he didn't feel embarrassed, and when he finished peeing, he even shook the bird slowly, then he pulled up the zipper, exhaled a long breath, and looked refreshed.

Haotian stood at the door with his arms crossed and waited for him to finish peeing, but saw that he was still pestle inside, and he didn't have the slightest sense of being able to finish peeing, so he asked a little impatiently: "Have you finished peeing?" ”

Qi Jin hooked his lips and smiled, and even raised an eyebrow at him, "Guess? ”

"Don't guess." Haotian calmly refused, and then urged: "Get out quickly after urinating!" ”

Qi Jin felt very hurt, he flattened his mouth, revealing a pitiful face, and at the same time raised his voice, and said aggrievedly: "Landlord stupid mother, you are so indifferent and kind!" We're going to live together for two years, how can you be so unloving to me! ”

Haotian covered his chest, and a mouthful of old blood almost couldn't help but spurt out.

He rolled his eyes and corrected him: "Qi Jin Tong Shoes, I guess your Chinese must have been taught by the physical education teacher, otherwise why can't you even tell the difference between the words shared house and cohabitation!" ”

"No!" Qi Jin explained busily, "My Chinese is taught by a music teacher, because the music teacher is a physical education teacher and his husband!" ”

Haotian: "......" who will save him! He had to live with a mentally retarded person for two years! Oh no, it's a shared house! Damn, retardation is contagious!

When he felt that his bladder was about to burst, he suddenly realized that he had delayed his business in order to say these unnutritious words to the mentally retarded, so he grabbed his wrist and tried to kick him out.

Qi Jin was pulled by him, stood in place and was stunned for two seconds, and when he was pushed out of the door, he suddenly reacted and struggled: "Wait! I haven't washed my hands yet! ”

Haotian felt that his endurance was about to explode, so he had to resist the urge to lose his temper and said, "Wash it quickly!! ”

Qi Jin washed his hands beautifully, and applied soap twice before finally leaving the bathroom satisfied.

However, he did not return to his room immediately after leaving, but stood at the door of the bathroom, eavesdropping on the faint sound of water coming from inside, and wantonly made up the size of his lovely landlord somewhere according to the sound of the water, until the sound of water became quieter, he sighed regretfully, and slipped back to the room lightly.

After Haotian finished hissing, he also breathed a sigh of relief, and his impatience with his new roommate was slightly reduced.

He washed his hands carefully in front of the sink, habitually wiped the water on his hands, and then pushed the door out and returned to the bedroom.

Sitting in front of the computer, he first pressed the F5 refresh a few times, and when he was sure that the new chapter he had just uploaded did not even have a single comment, he still felt a sense of loss coming to him.

Haotian is a small transparent writer on 123 Literature Network, and when he signed a contract on the website two years ago, he became a little popular because of a * martial arts essay written at that time.

Since then, he has quit his job and written full-time from home, striving to become a full-time writer who can live on his brain.

However, unfortunately, since the end of his * martial arts text, no matter what subject he writes, what setting, what stalk is cold.5./books/11/11500/

[Korean Entertainment] heart's memory! Burst! Finish!

Not only did all the former girl fans abandon him, but even those online editors who are used to advertising under the text have disappeared!

This strange phenomenon made Haotian once think that his martial arts book was authentic.

Could it be that he wrote a martial arts article in a dream and then signed a contract and became popular again?!

Or is it that his author account was overwhelmed by the writer of which technical emperor, and he directly blocked himself from the website?!

tf！！

In short, no matter what, his text is cold to Antarctica, cold to a new height.

And Wen Leng's results directly led him...... I can't live anymore.

In order to survive in this cruel society, he had to endure the heartache and rent out half of his two-bedroom apartment to make ends meet.

Fortunately, not long after his rental notice was issued, he found a very suitable long-term rental partner, and that person was Qi Jin.

As far as he knows, Qi Jin is a college student at a nearby university, just a freshman this year, with delicate facial features, very handsome, and he is very tall, although he is only a freshman, but he is more than a head taller than his own graduation for several years, which makes him wonder all the time whether he grew up with money.

In addition to the advantage of height and outstanding appearance, there is another reason why he will agree to share a house with him so happily, that is, this kid is a local tyrant!

Not only did he sign a two-year co-lease with him in one go, but he also put the money into his card very happily.

When Haotian looked at the text message on his mobile phone, he suddenly compromised even if he was unhappy.

…… Who would have nothing to do with the local tyrants? It was too late for him to hold on to the golden thigh.

But hugging the thighs and hugging the thighs, Haotian really can't bear one thing about his roommate.

That's what makes him special! Particularly! I don't like to lock the door!

At first, he happened to bump into Qi Jin to go to the toilet without locking the door, which was barely acceptable, after all, they were all men, and there were not so many things. But then he found out that this uncle not only did not lock the door when he went to the toilet, but also did not lock the door when he took a bath!

And when he accidentally bumped into someone taking a bath, the other party pestered himself and asked if his figure was good!

He almost wanted to flip the table! the balls! Hello your sister! It's simply an exhibitionist narcissist!

Closing the open page, Haotian stared at the glowing screen for a while, and suddenly felt that in order to live in harmony with his roommate in the future and spend these two long years, it was best for him to sign a ten-point principle of peaceful coexistence with him, and spread out all the bottom lines that the two sides could not touch.

So he grabbed the manuscript paper next to him, wrote down his requirements, and revised them back and forth after writing, and finally came to Qi Jin with half of the agreement satisfied.

Qi Jin's door was not closed tightly, but it was just hidden, but Haotian had already understood his habit of not closing the door and locking the door, and he was no longer surprised.

He took one last look at the agreement in his hand, then reached out and pushed the door, leaning in and saying, "Do you have time now, I want to talk to you......"

Before he finished speaking, his eyes widened and he froze.

Because he saw that in the room, on the computer screen facing the door, two white-skinned and yellow-haired European men were tightly entangled and hugging each other, doing extremely harmonious friction movements, and the muscular man lying on his back trembled slightly after an excited roar, so defenseless...... I gave the other party a facial cumshot.