Chapter 70: The Seventieth Day of Cohabitation

The two of them played against each other while messing around, and they tossed and turned until late before going to sleep. Early the next morning, Qi Jin got up and realized that the company was being squeezed.

At ten o'clock, Haotian finally woke up. He rubbed his eyes and got up, went to the bathroom to wash up, and when he brushed his teeth in the mirror, he found that there were several more marks on his neck and collarbone, and the lower collar could no longer cover it, and he blushed, thinking that he would have to find a shirt to wear when he went out tonight.

After washing, he took out the dirty clothes in the basket in the corner and washed them with his hands, and when he washed Qi Jin's underwear, he deliberately compared his with his own, and then blushed again.

Drying all the washed clothes on the balcony, Haotian wiped the water on his hands, and decided to go downstairs to find a market to buy some vegetables, make a four-treasure soup, and bring Qi Jin over to moisten his throat at night.

The place where Qi Jin lives is a newly built community, and the surrounding facilities have not yet been built, so you have to walk some distance to go to the market.

Haotian asked the security guard at the gate about the route of the market, and walked slowly over there without hurry.

Halfway through, the phone in his trouser pocket buzzed.

He took it out and saw that it was Su Xiong.

Haotian remembered that Su Xiong lied about the military situation and lied to him that Qi Jin was beaten very badly, so he picked up the phone and planned to ask the teacher for the crime.

Unexpectedly, before he could speak, he heard Su Xiong crying miserably over there: "Every day!! Help me!!! ”

Haotian was startled, frowned and asked him, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Su Xiong cried more and more fiercely: "I, me, me!" I'm going to be! ”

Haotian suddenly stopped and asked him, "Who are you going to be on?" ”

Su Xiong wailed: "Perverted doctor! ”

Haotian said uncertainly: "Is it the one from our community pet hospital?" ”

Su Xiong cried and chirped: "Who else can there be besides him!" ”

Haotian was immediately relieved, continued to walk to the vegetable market, and said, "Congratulations, you finally got your wish and gave your little daisy." ”

Su Xiong said angrily: "Congratulations to the wool!! That guy is simply not human! It's a metamorphosis!! ”

Haotian said: "Oh. ”

Su Xiong went crazy: "What are you!! At this time, we should all ask, 'Why do you say that?' ”

Haotian said: "If I don't ask, you will say." ”

Su Xiong couldn't care so much, he wanted to find someone to complain about the tree hole now, he said: "That guy is very perverted and has all kinds of strange habits. ”

Haotian asked cooperatively, "What strange fetish?" Do you get an injection? ”

Su Xiong said: "Hair! I found a box at his house, which contained a lot of strange props, such as hand cuffs, chains, electric sticks, hand and foot cuffs, horse whips, syringes, and the most terrifying thing was that there were electric shock devices!! ”

Haotian was all wrong, and said in surprise: "You actually went to his house?" Growing so fast? Tell me about the intermediate process. ”

Su Xiong was successfully taken away by him to take away the topic: "There is no process, it was my brain pump, I ran to his locker room to block him, forced him to ask him if he was playing net, asked him to sue me for my vest, and then he told me that he was drunk Qianjue." ”

Haotian: "......" He had to sigh, the world is so small!

"And then?" he asked. ”

Su Xiong recalled: "Then I said, 'Oh, that's okay' and was about to leave, but I didn't expect to be blocked back by him before I took two steps, and then he knocked me on the wall and kissed me forcibly!" ”

Haotian: "Wow! ”

Su Xiong said: "After being forcibly kissed, I feel very faceless, how can my mother's first kiss be so light and be obtained by him!! Then I pressed him against the wall and kissed him back! He also kissed his mouth and swollen, and the corners of his mouth were bitten hahahaha! ”

Haotian: "......" damn retarded!

Su Xiong said that he couldn't stop at all: "Then I was proud, he suddenly pulled out a rope from his closet, and he came at me fiercely!" it's horrible! ”

Haotian said: "What is he doing with the rope?" Want to play with you? ”

Su Xiong said indignantly: "I don't care what the fuck is going to play, I'll run away anyway, and I swear never to see him again in my life, if I go to see him again, I'll be blown up by him!" ”

Haotian: "Poof! "Therefore, the flag must not be set up casually.

He couldn't help but smile and asked, "What happened later?" Why did you go to him again? ”

Su Xiong was a little depressed: "My eunuch is sick again, and he is quite strict...... I originally wanted to take the eunuch to another pet hospital, but the eunuch was not happy, as if I only needed the perverted doctor to see it, so I had no choice but to take him there. ”

Haotian smiled: "This shows that you are destined, and even the eunuchs are helping you." ”

Su Xiong said: "I'm bah! I don't want to have anything to do with perverts! ”

Haotian smiled: "What a tsundere! ”

Su Xiong suddenly remembered his current situation, and cried again: "Damn, the light is idle with you, what should I do now, you save me!" ”

Haotian said: "I don't even know what's wrong with you, how can I save you?" ”

Su Xiong said: "Isn't my eunuch sick, isn't it quite strict!" I have to take care of it every day, but the hospital is full now, and there is no place, so he said that he would take the eunuch to his house, of course I am not happy, why should he take my eunuch away! I refused him, but he said that if I didn't go to his house, there would be no rule of law, so let me take him somewhere else,! Lao Tzu is afraid of him? I picked up the eunuch and was about to leave, but I didn't expect the eunuch to be unproductive, biting the perverted clothes and not talking! Paralysis, what a shame for Lao Tzu! ”

Haotian asked, "So you agreed?" ”

Su Xiong said: "I can only agree, but I am afraid that he will want to mistreat my eunuch, so he said that I must follow, and the pervert agreed without hesitation, and said that he wanted me to move in directly, and it was convenient to take care of the eunuch." I thought so, so I agreed......"

He continued: "He was quite normal in the beginning. Oh, and he also has a dog at home, called a monk, who is a ...... Teddy. The eunuch was very happy to see him, he played with him very well every day, and he cooperated with the treatment, I saw that the eunuch was happy, and I was very happy for him. Unexpectedly, it was only three days! ”

He raised his voice: "Three days! It's only been three days! That monk gave our eunuch to us! Damn it! The teddy who is in the air really lives up to his reputation, and even the eunuchs don't let go! ”

Haotian was a little embarrassed: "Isn't your eunuch a public one?" ”

Su Xiong said: "The marquis said that his Teddy is a little dog. ”

Haotian: "......"

He said: "So, your eunuch was bent like this? "It's really a dog with its owner, and raising a dog is a fate.

Su Xiong ignored him and continued: "After my eunuch was, I was so angry, I was so angry that I could almost breathe fire!" I knew that the Marquis hated being woken up while he was sleeping, so I woke him up while he was sleeping! The moment he woke him up, do you know how cool Baba is! I almost crossed my waist and looked up to the sky and laughed! But Baba hasn't been happy yet, and his anger when he gets up scares me back. ”

Haotian couldn't hold back: "Hahahaha!" ”

Su Xiong was angry: "You are still laughing!" Is there any humanity? Isn't it a friend! Baba is going to break up with you! ”

Haotian couldn't help but smile and said, "Don't laugh, don't laugh, you go on." ”

Su Xiong snorted unhappily and said, "His anger when he gets up is really terrifying, I thought he was going to stab me to death with a knife!" As a result, he only pushed me into the bed and ravaged me severely. ”

Haotian was meaningful: "Oh~"

Su Xiong said bitterly: "Then, he locked me in the current room, saying that he would go back to make up for sleep first, and then come to clean me up after making up for it, and said that he would me like the monk the eunuch." ”

Haotian: "Hahahahahaha!" He almost laughed.

Su Xiong couldn't bear it: "Do you have humanity!" Is the boat of our friendship about to sink to the bottom! ”

Haotian laughed for a long time before he forced himself to stop, he rubbed his sore stomach and gave him a bad idea: "Since this is already the case, then you might as well take a good guy and wait for him to throw himself into the net." ”

Su Xiong didn't react and asked him, "What do you mean?" ”

Haotian explained: "Isn't he here to you? Then you him in turn! ”

Su Xiong said: "Then how can I do it, I'm a pure 0." ”

Haotian hates that iron can't become steel: "Even if you can't kill him, you can use those props to protect yourself." For example, you can take handcuffs ......"

Su Xiong had an epiphany and hurriedly said: "Handcuff him to me, so that it is inconvenient for him to me!" That's a great idea! ”

Haotian: "......" No wonder you were.

Su Xiong was still pulling the props in the box: "Vibrator? This can also be used, after I handcuff him, I will use this to shake him* so that he dares to me! ”

Haotian said: Maybe who that thing will shake later*.

Su Xiong picked and chosen, prepared all the equipment, and said to the phone: "Okay, the bully has stuffed the equipment into the waist of his pants, as long as he comes in later...... Damn! ”

Haotian had already walked to the vegetable market, and was holding the phone to pick vegetables at a stall, when he suddenly heard Su Xiong's scream, which frightened his hands and rolled back the tomatoes he had just picked up.

He was a little embarrassed, straightened up under the angry gaze of the vegetable seller, changed to the next one, and complained to the phone at the same time: "What are you calling for?" Hell yes! ”

No one spoke on the other end of the phone, only a terrible scream: "Momβ€”β€”! Helpβ€”β€”!! Ahβ€”β€”!h no——! Spare my lifeβ€”I don't dare anymoreβ€”β€”!! ”

Haotian listened to this voice and estimated that the doctor's eldest brother woke up and was busy β™‚ training Erxiong, he silently mourned for Su Xiong's Xiaoju for a second, and was about to hang up the phone to concentrate on picking vegetables, but as soon as he turned around, he saw Shen Xilu's hands and feet wrapped in bandages, and he looked at himself in astonishment under the support of people.