readx;? The IOU hit your mother-in-law's ass-share?

Although it was not yet noon, there were already more than a dozen drinkers in the entire Red Dust Inn. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Everyone listened to Wu Songnian's notice, and it was so quiet for ten minutes that the needles could be heard.

The next moment, the hall burst into laughter. A guest was drunk and his hands were shaking badly, but he threw the bowl out and smashed it directly at Shi Qian.

Shi Qian happened to turn around to ask for wine, and coincidentally avoided the wine bowl that crossed the air, and he didn't even get on his body with the spilled wine.

Although this hand did not show any traces, it made Dongfang Yu and Shen Kun look at each other, and there was indeed no slightest fluctuation of the true yuan, it was just a super-first-class body technique.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in Tiny Dongli County. Dongfang Yu said secretly, there is Wu Song, sometimes move, God, you won't let one hundred and eight generals gather here, right?

"This notice is bragging, and I, Hu Laoqi, will never believe it. If you want to say that no matter how powerful the snitch is, it is impossible to write it there, could it be that the mother-in-law of the county master pouted and asked him to write it?"

As soon as the drunkard explained, the hall burst into laughter again.

Wu Song glanced around, and immediately quieted down, "Hahaha," he snorted, folded the notice carefully, stuffed it into his arms, and said, "You talk about yours, anyway, the notice is posted on the street." Hurry up and serve the wine, it's still eighteen bowls, and after drinking, you have to go back to see the excitement. ”

After speaking, Wu Song deliberately looked at Shi Qian again, and said faintly: "Lao Tzu is afraid of encountering braggarts, and second, he is afraid of encountering people who steal ordinary people." Last night, no matter who did it, a certain family admired him and would never embarrass him. But if it is a disaster to the poor people, Lao Tzu will clean him up. ”

Shi Qian greeted Wu Song with a bowl from afar, and said, "Forgive this kind of master, and he won't do that kind of bad thing." You see that people are willing to leave IOUs, which is simply leaving jobs for all the servants in the county, with a good character and a chivalrous style. Come, let's toast him. ”

"Poof!" Shen Kun didn't hold back, laughed out loud, shook the fortune-telling fan and said: "Wudutou, when you come back tomorrow, you must tell us about the wonderful face of the county master." I think you better hurry up and go back, in case he lets his mother-in-law take a bath, the evidence will be gone. ”

"But," Wu Song was stunned, threw a piece of broken silver on the table, and said, "Hurry up and pack it and send it to my eldest brother Wu Zhi's family, who sells cooking cakes on Siqian Street, and a certain family wants to go back to the county office." ”

As soon as Wu Song left, the laughter in the hall could no longer be suppressed, but everyone who could come out to drink at noon was all rich and leisurely, and this kind of strange news was usually lacking the most. When they heard this, they were all excited, and they all guessed what means the snitch used to do this.

A little old man with a rosacea nose said: "It's not difficult to say this, a brick smashed the old woman unconscious, just pick up a pen and write." ”

"It's not brains in your head, it's all wine. A drinker pointed at him and said, "Do you think, if that master does this, will he not be able to wash his fart? This must have been done without the knowledge of the gods and ghosts using the supreme magic method." You wait and see, tonight, tomorrow at noon, everyone must come and listen to Wudutou. I'm sure that when the county magistrate went home to check, his mother-in-law must not have known that she had words on her ass. ”

The drinkers thought about it and nodded yes.

"This is amazing," the clever duckling took the initiative to change to the same grade of wine as Wu Song for Shi Qian this time, and muttered in his mouth: "I can't figure out how he did it when I'm so smart." ”

Shi Qian immediately smelled the difference in the aroma of wine, glanced at the duckling, took a sip, closed his little eyes and reminisced intoxicatedly, and said, "Good wine, good wine." Brother Xiaoyi, twenty jars of this wine, send me a room, and we'll talk about it alone. ”

That night, the last guest was sent away, and watching the duckling come out of the room on the second floor, with a smile on his face, even Shenkun and Dongfang Yu couldn't help it. What's even more enjoyable is that Worm Singer, Nian Nujiao and Baili Chenxi also didn't leave, waiting for the duckling to reveal the mystery.

The duckling laughed three times first, and said: "Guess wrong, you must have guessed wrong, people don't do it with hard work at all." ”

"Don't sell it," he said angrily, "you want to suffocate us." ”

Haha, he wrote four reverse words on the woman's toilet with ink and glue, borrowing a pig. ”

I pour!

It's a shame that he came up with it.

At noon the next day, the Hongchen Inn was overcrowded, and some of them were supposed to sit at a table of four people, but eight people were crowded. The pickled cold dishes that Nian Nujiao had saved for several days were all out of stock, and the kitchen was very busy.

Just after noon, Wu Song finally lived up to expectations, the expression on his face was a little complicated, he said that he was happy, but he was still a little worried, and this time he also grabbed a ring knife, and with a "poof" sound, he put it on the table specially reserved for him.

This preemptive sound calmed down the excited people.

Or the duckling is transcendent, in this small Dongli County, there is really nothing to make the duckling annoyed, he skillfully poured wine for Wu Songbu Cai, and said lightly: "Brother Dutou, have you seen it, all the drinking friends in the county are here for you today." You must not disappoint everyone, and talk about the county grandparents' fart-shares. ”

"Poof!" the duckling said that the Red Dust Inn sold at least a hundred catties of wine, because many people sprayed it.

"There are eight big characters, four on one side. As soon as Wu Song spoke, even the ducklings were stunned, what about the four that he said? Why are there four more?

Everyone was silent, waiting to hear the biggest news in Dongli County.

"It is said that on one side is to borrow a pig, and on the other side, to let the folk girl go. After Wu Song finished speaking, he picked up his chopsticks and began to sweep the clouds.

Dongfang Yu has raised the image of Shi Qian several times in his heart, and thieves also have a way, this is indeed a chivalrous man in the dust.

A simple and sturdy man said: "I know this, that folk girl is only fourteen years old, and she lives with his grandfather, and this old pervert has only a mouthful of pigs to change to a living person." ”

"Hey, hey, there's something you don't know. The old man with a drunken nose said obscenely: "The old ghost is still hiding this from his wife, this chivalrous man is doing this, I think this matter will be yellow." Killing two birds with one stone, both taught the old bastard a lesson and saved people. High, really high. ”

Shi Qian didn't speak, just drank there.

Wu Song was eating, eating, feeling unhappy, and threw the chopsticks on the table, saying, "You are happy, a certain family is difficult." The county venerable asked this thief to be captured alive within three days, what do you say?"

Wu Song said as he looked at Shi Qian intentionally or unintentionally, and the last sentence "What should I do?" was obviously said to him.

At this moment, the little duck was about to clean up the empty plate for Wu Song to change the dishes, and suddenly exclaimed: "Big brother, what's under your plate?"

"Huh?"

This time, Dongfang Yu was really stunned, he paid 100,000 points of attention, and he could actually let him play with flowers under his nose. How is this possible?

"Is it you?" Wu Song asked, staring at the duckling.

"I swear, it's definitely not me. I thought what the hell was going on?" the duckling cried out like a bumper in the sky.

Wu Song let go of the hand holding the ring knife, unfolded a folded note under the plate, and read: "Old boy, you dare to arrest your grandfather, believe it or not, grandpa will make you a monk tonight?"