Chinese New Year Special Program
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Wang Ye: "Hello everyone, welcome to the 2017 New Year special program of Honkai Galaxy, I am the protagonist and host Wang Ye. ”
Sun Yi: "I am the heroine and host Sun Yi. ”
Wang Ye: "I'm sorry to correct you for a mistake, you are the 'former' heroine." Although the author's original outline intended to write you as the heroine, whether it is the character image or the proportion of the scene, you are far from enough to support the title of the heroine, so at most you can be regarded as the former heroine at the drawing level. ”
Sun Yi: "I think it's a bit tasteless to discuss such a hurtful topic on the occasion of the Spring Festival. ”
Wang Ye: "In line with the attitude of being responsible to the audience, this kind of principle cannot be sloppy. And you are content, like Wen Yin, Ye Zizhi and his ilk don't even have a chance to appear. ”
Sun Yi: "...... Let's be reasonable, I have lived at this age, I have contributed a lot, but the benefits have not fallen into anything, and my life experience can be called miserable. I don't have any other hopes in this life, at least in this book, the position of a heroine should always be given to me, right? And besides me, who else in the Honkai Galaxy can take on the responsibility of the heroine?"
Wang Ye: "...... Well, since you must choose the heroine, then the audience is invited to vote for the heroine to play!"
Wind Groan: "...... Can I swear, please?"
Wang Ye: "Don't spoil the fun during the Spring Festival, you see that Sun Yi was handpicked as the former heroine, and now she is not coming to the platform with a smirk." Let's say something, even if you make a wish, this book is only 100,000 words away from completion, and there will be no next time if you miss this opportunity. ”
Feng Yin: "Okay, since you want me to make a wish, I have one wish, when the author opens a new book in the future, please don't let me play again." ”
Wang Ye: "Eh, you are the author's royal auspicious...... Oh, don't look at the board girl, theoretically it is going to run through his creative career, why is he suddenly absent from leave?"
Feng Yin: "Hehe, this author's Kanban mother is really difficult, I am not capable, so please be smart." ”
Wang Ye: "...... Are you not satisfied with your treatment?"
Feng Yin: "Nonsense! You touch your conscience and say, what normal person can accept this kind of inhuman treatment of mine?"
Wang Ye: "This Honkai Galaxy, how heroic and sassy are you at the beginning? Feng Aotian's nickname is written in the chapter title, hand-picked by the author. ”
Wind groaning: "The higher you stand, the harder you fall." The beautiful girlfriend was snatched away by you with more than 100,000 words, and the original Feng Aotian has now been reduced to recuperating from injuries and miscellaneous jobs in Xiling Town, and there is no word in dozens of chapters, not even a trick, and the lonely person is not desolate. ”
Wang Ye: "Then when I have a daughter with Mr. Wen, I will send you as a child daughter-in-law, so that Wang will not regret it......"
Wind groaning: "Get out of here!"
Wang Ye: "What about the Spirit Sword Mountain? The dignified Spirit Sword is in charge, majestic and domineering." ”
Wind groaning: "A hundred years of virgins." ”
Wang Ye: "......"
Feng Yin: "And there is also the setting of a crush on the heroine, and in the end, I watched the male and female protagonists have lovers and finally become married, and they swallowed the bitter fruit silently." ”
Wang Ye: "That pair of adulterers ** gave birth to a child, and they can send you as a child daughter-in-law......"
Feng Yin: "As for the Dream Inception Grandmaster, not to mention, he died in the first chapter, and you are embarrassed to say that this is Kanban Niang." ”
Wang Ye: "What about the Honkai world? There is a powerful and beautiful confidante - or your boss, this kind of plot setting of the urban soldier king, no matter how many people ask for it, they can't ask for it." ”
Feng Yin: "Try to play with a neurotic person with 1.4 million words?"
Wang Ye: "...... To put you in this way, Kanban Niang's line is indeed a bit difficult to do. ”
Feng Yin: "So let's ask for another master." ”
Wang Ye: "It doesn't matter, creation is a process of seeking innovation and change, and the treatment of Kanban Niang can be improved, and you can also mention any specific requirements." ”
Feng Yin: "Well, then I have one request, please let me appear in two million words later." ”
Wang Ye: "Oh? This request is somewhat interesting, may I ask the reason?"
Feng Yin: "This author has a characteristic of writing books, the later he appears, the higher the compulsion, and the less risk. ”
Wang Ye: "Then why don't you ask to appear after five million words?"
Feng Yin: "Because I suspect that the author can't write five million." ”
Wang Ye: "It's reasonable, anyway, I will give feedback to the author about your request, so please take a break first." ”
Sun Yi: "Okay, it's finally me again, through the previous thousand-word experience, I really have to admit that I can only be regarded as the former heroine, and my lines are not even half of the wind chanting!"
Wang Ye: "You finally accompanied me to the end, and according to the original design, your appearance was in the third volume, as the most active character in the Sakurajima chapter, leading the male protagonist to grow rapidly......"
Sun Yi: "Why don't you write according to this script! Now this third volume has blackened me into a dog!"
Wang Ye: "Because there was no outline when the third volume was written now......
Sun Yi: "It's as if it was in the first two volumes." ”
Wang Ye: "This really exists, and the writing process is basically carried out in strict accordance with the outline design, the only problem is that the author thinks that he can't let the heroine appear too late, so he summons you out in advance, which has a considerable impact on the structure of the story, especially in the third volume, many of the planned plots can't be developed." ”
Sun Yi: "...... Next time, can you ask that author to design an outline where the heroine will appear from the beginning?"
Wang Ye: "This is no problem, the heroine of the next book will appear in the first chapter." But what does the heroine of the new book have to do with you?"
Sun Yi: "Can I apply for a renewal?"
Wang Ye: "I'm sorry, the age of the heroine of the new book can't be more than 14 years old, you exceed the standard by more than double, it's really a bit ......"
Sun Yi: "I can't be more than 14 years old?!I just heard that the author has always wanted a quiet and focused creative environment, but isn't prison creation too outrageous?!And it doesn't matter if I'm too old, you can arrange for me to be the future heroine......
Wang Ye: "The heroine of the new book requires innocence and perseverance. ”
Sun Yi: "I was innocent when I was young. ”
Wang Ye: "The new book does not have a lily plot. ”
Sun Yi: "Forget it, please be smart." ”
Wang Ye: "...... In short, the author does feel a little guilty about your role, so you can also make a request, and the author tries to accommodate it. ”
Sun Yi: "I think it's ......"
Wang Ye: "Lily and the like don't need to talk about it. ”
Sun Yi: "Then I don't have anything else to say, just a little bit, the new book writes less about private goods, less profound, and writes happily, and we actors can be a little more relaxed." Engaging in that kind of political conspiracy every day, treacherous human nature, to be honest, really has no depth, and we actors are also very tired. ”
Wang Ye: "This request is reasonable, and I think the author will consider it seriously, even if it is for the safety of his own creation, he will no longer mix private goods." ”
Sun Yi: "So if you see the author suddenly adding private goods in the future, it is estimated that it will be unfinished, please feel free to spray and be merciful." ”
Wang Ye: "Of course, if you are willing to give positive guidance by smashing the alliance leader, the author is also grateful. ”
Sun Yi: "I am also grateful to all the readers who have supported the author's writing so far. ”
Wang Ye: "There are many unsatisfactory aspects of this Honkai Galaxy, and as an experimental book, it is a pity that it did not meet the expectations of the writing. But on the bright side, at least the book points to a dead end and avoids the author's mistakes. Just like the Soviets that fell in front of the Chinese Republic, they are still of great historical value. ”
Sun Yi: "Your so-called historical value refers to the balanced ratio of men and women who export a large number of Mao girls to China?"
Wang Ye: "...... Well, everyone has seen so many private goods, you should also guess that this Spring Festival special program has come to an end. ”
Sun Yi: "Just like this Honkai Galaxy, it will not be long in life." ”
Wang Ye: "After all, it is something that the author typed out with a garbage chocolate keyboard while watching the Spring Festival Gala, and I can't expect any durability at all." In fact, if you continue to read this book, you will face the risk of breaking the update, so for the sake of the author's safety, we will stop here. ”
Sun Yi: "Finally, I wish all readers and friends a happy Chinese New Year. ”
Wang Ye: "All the best." ”
Wen Yin, Yue Xinyao and other bankrupt extras who gradually came up in the background: "The money is rolling in!"
Gu Nancy, Franklin and other actors who died early: "Live a long life!"
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