Unexpectedly, Lu Zheng dug in this mine for five days, and actually only saw the guards twice. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The guards didn't pay much attention to the backyard mine, but just threw black and hard steamed buns every three days to ensure that the livestock did not die.

Some of the animals simply took advantage of the absence of the guards to be lazy and not dig.

Lu Zheng secretly observed and found that these lazy animals are still alive and well.

He simply threw away his shovel and found a corner where no one was around. Seeing the guard coming from afar, he picked up the shovel. As soon as the guards left, he immediately threw away the shovel, sat down cross-legged, and began to cultivate.

This day was the ninth day that Lu Zheng came to the backyard to reclaim the mine, and the guards came inexplicably frequently, so he picked up the shovel and threw it away several times.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the guards suddenly appeared again and left quickly, Lu Zheng, who had been interrupted his cultivation repeatedly, was very unhappy, and the force of throwing the shovel was a little heavier.

The shovel landed on the ground with a loud thud.

Lu Zheng didn't take it seriously, but suddenly saw the boundary where the shovel fell suddenly exploded. A black shadow rushed out of it, pounced and grabbed Lu Zheng's neck.

Lu Zheng had difficulty breathing, and only saw a wrinkled and completely distorted chrysanthemum face.

Chrysanthemum's face was covered with dirt, and she was staring at the boss with a red envelope on her head, roaring wildly.

"I said boy! If you are sincere in being lazy, you will also dig a pit and bury yourself in it!

Feelings: This guy dug a pit and buried himself in order to be lazy!

Lu Zheng was dumbfounded, and was almost burped by the chrysanthemum face.

At the critical moment, Lu Zheng took out a fire stick from the boss ring hidden in his palm, and stabbed the untouched chrysanthemum face with one stick.

Chrysanthemum's face fell to the ground, and she didn't get up for a long time.

Lu Zheng, who had a hunch that he was likely to stab in the wrong place, couldn't help but feel a little guilty at this time. Thinking about the position he had just stabbed, he secretly broke out in a cold sweat. He was really afraid that the first person he killed in this ghost crying prison was in such a tragic way that shocked the world and cried ghosts and gods.

Fortunately, Chrysanthemum's face was tenacious enough, and after lying on the ground face down for half an hour, she actually got up again tremblingly.

Lu Zheng, who was cultivating, immediately felt a strong murderous aura and resentment, hurriedly opened his eyes, and instantly saw a pair of emotionless eyes.

Lu Zheng laughed dryly, pulled his mouth, accosted, and was ready to take the initiative to admit his mistakes.

"Yo, hello...... Ahh

As soon as the word "ah" landed, it became a trill, and the chrysanthemum face that had recovered suddenly rushed up again, pressed Lu Zheng's head, and began to beat him wildly.

Fortunately, Lu Zheng's fire-digging stick had already recovered the space when he committed the murder, otherwise this chrysanthemum face would definitely be able to stab Lu Zheng into a hornet's nest with a stick.

The two don't know each other. On the tenth day when Lu Zheng came to the backfield mine, the two dug a pit together and squatted in.

Lu Zheng's cultivation encountered a bottleneck, so he simply stopped cultivating for the time being, and turned to talk to Chrysanthemum Face.

The losers in the front game were all dead, and he was alive alone, so he was very worried about whether Mo Zifeng would suffer anything because of this.

Chrysanthemum sneered when she heard this, but she was silent.

Lu Zheng thought that the other party was still angry at what he had done before, and apologized repeatedly, only to find out that the chrysanthemum face, which looked very irritable and nervous at first glance, was actually a completely opposite type to Mo Zifeng, withdrawn, indifferent, and rarely talked.

Lu Zheng said ten sentences, but the chrysanthemum face didn't necessarily reply a sentence. was really annoyed, and the chrysanthemum face was just saying "shut up".

Lu Zheng sighed, and said by the way that his cultivation was not smooth, and he had no good teacher.

Unexpectedly, the chrysanthemum face reacted.

Chrysanthemum's face first turned her head slowly, glanced at Lu Zheng faintly, and turned back in an instant. When Lu Zheng thought that he was just a stiff neck and moved around at will, he didn't expect Chrysanthemum's face to go crazy again, and he pounced on him and pinched his neck.

Lu Zheng resisted fiercely and ate a lot of dirt.

The two fought fiercely, and finally alarmed the guards on patrol.

The guards looked at each other and forcibly pulled out the two battered animals from the rolling dirt.

Dig a pit to hide from laziness, so bad!

The guards immediately reported to the cell boss.

A quarter of an hour later, the cell boss came in person, and when he saw who the person who was fighting against Lu Zheng was, he had a ghostly expression and shouted: "Mr. Yun?!, so you have been missing for more than half a year, not evaporating from the world, but planting radishes?!"

Chrysanthemum's face was very hard, sneered, turned her head, and didn't say a word at all.

The cell boss couldn't get off the stage, but he just saw Lu Zheng with a strange look in his eyes, and kicked Lu Zheng away by the way.

As a result of angering the cell boss, Lu Zheng and the chrysanthemum face surnamed Yun were tied up together and dragged to the front arena.

All the animals were pulled out to watch, including the lucky ones who were digging in the backyard.

The cell boss asked the guards to bring two large flower pots, filled with soil, and planted Lu Zheng and Chrysanthemum Face separately.

"Since you like to grow turnips, keep planting. ”

The cell head turned around and announced majestically that if he didn't plant for seven hundred and forty-nine days, he would not release Lu Zheng and Chrysanthemum Face.

"Poofhaha!"

Mo Zifeng, who had a strange and low laugh, laughed on the spot.

Because the laughter was so disturbing, the cell boss kicked him in the leg as well.

Lu Zheng's blue nose and swollen face were planted in the flower pot, looking at the intact pit friend next to him, he was very unhappy, and complained impulsively.

"I see you're in league with them, right? You say yes, Chrysanthemum Face?"

Blue tendons appeared on the forehead of the chrysanthemum face, and she couldn't bear it, and she wanted to pounce and pinch Lu Zheng's neck. However, the guards tied the two of them too tightly to move.

Chrysanthemum had no choice but to "save the country with a curve", and corrected with his mouth: "The old man is a monster in the clouds, and there are monsters in the clouds." It's not a chrysanthemum face. ”

It was rare to hear Chrysanthemum Face say such a long thing in one breath, Lu Zheng couldn't help but be honored, but he couldn't help laughing.

"There's a monster in the clouds, I think your father and mother must hate you. "Otherwise, who would have given their child such a name?

Poor Chrysanthemum Face is old, and she still has such a name.

The expression of the monster in the cloud remained unchanged, and he was not moved at all.

At this time, someone shouted in the distance: "Miss Meng is coming!"

Lu Zheng obviously saw that the monster in the cloud frowned, and more than half of the animals below who were forced to come to watch trembled at the same time.

When I was young, I saw the great demon king Zhou Fang bowing his head respectfully, and walked slowly over with a graceful and bewitching beauty.

That beauty looks pure and clear up close, and she looks like the world, not at all like someone who should appear in a purgatory like the Devil's Cry Prison.

Lu Zheng saw that the so-called Miss Meng smiled gently and movingly, with an angel's face, she took out her handkerchief and carefully wiped the sand and soil on her face for the monster in the clouds, her eyes were gloomy, and she sighed and said, "Old man, why do you bother?

The monster in the cloud was expressionless, Meng Tianyao made persistent efforts, and the entire moving curve was almost hit on the face of the monster in the cloud.

If this were replaced by ordinary people, it would have been crispy a long time ago.

Meng Tianyao blew incense at the tip of the strange ear in the clouds, and continued to attack gently.

"Old man, it's really distressing for Qian Yao to see you like this now. The last time I saw you, you were still alive, but this time I saw you, you became Alzheimer's. ”

"Poof. ”

Lu Zheng really couldn't hold back and laughed again. Just the monster in the cloud pounced on the battle before, can it be called Alzheimer's?

Meng Tianyao glared at Lu Zheng with disgust, and then patiently coaxed the monster in the clouds.

This time, she was stuck to the torso of the cloud monster exposed outside the dirt.

"The old gentleman is powerful, Qian Yao admires, the old gentleman is knowledgeable, and he will not forget it day and night. I just want you to be someone's master, preach and teach, and solve puzzles. As far as the old gentleman is concerned, what's so difficult about this? Following Tilt Yao to eat and drink spicy food, and nephrite jade is warm and fragrant in his arms, it's better than being a livestock and growing radishes in this purgatory prison, right?"

Lu Zheng saw the strange eyebrows in the clouds twitch, and his mouth was slowly opened. He estimated that the old man was about to lose his bearings, and he might have to admit defeat in the next second.

Sure enough, the monster in the cloud spoke in the next second, and the first sentence was: "You should step away." ”

After half a year, when she finally heard her favorite candidate for prospective master speak to her, Meng Qianyao hurriedly retreated.

The monster in the cloud hurriedly took a breath of fresh air, and he almost didn't suffocate him just now!

Meng Tianyao twisted the handkerchief, raised her head with a smile, blinked at the strange clouds to deliver Qiu Bo, and gently urged: "Sir, what about your second sentence?"

The monster in the cloud slowly spoke, but the person who turned his head to look at it was Lu Zheng.

I only heard this old thing say quietly: "My second sentence is that I already have an apprentice, and I am the one next to me who grows radishes together." ”

"What?!"

Meng Qianyao burst out with a shocking scream, rushed over and smashed the big flower pot buried in the clouds with a slap.

With tears in the corners of her eyes, the beauty's trembling hands clasped the wrists of the monster in the clouds tightly, and shouted, "How can you do this?!"

"There is no ......" said this.

"You're giving up on it!"

"You ...... first" and let go.

"Have you forgotten your promise?"

The monster in the cloud couldn't interject half a sentence at all, so he heard Meng Qianyao become more and more crazy, and his voice broke through the sky and shouted: "I, Meng Qianyao, want to have a family background, a good look, and a good character, where is it worse than this kind of radish!"

Lu Zheng wanted to persuade Meng Tianyao to calm down, normal people knew that what the monster in the cloud said was farting.

But Meng Tianyao just believed it, and it was blackened.

"Since you already have an apprentice, then I have nothing to say. Someone! Drag these two radish out and cut them!"

Unexpectedly, the angel turned into a devil in the blink of an eye, and before Lu Zheng could react, he was brought out by the two guards and brought out together.

Coincidentally, one of the two guards actually had his Flowing Fire Sword tied to the waistband of his pants!

Lu Zheng was angry, staring at the waistband of the guard's pants with a pair of eyes.

The monster in the cloud was immediately followed and was also thrown out by the Demon King of Zhou Da himself. As soon as he came out, he saw that Lu Zheng was very uncompromising, looking at the waistband of a guard's pants and not letting go of his eyes.