Chapter 250: The joke is cold
Lan Sen saw that the two of them suddenly had an unpleasant quarrel in front of everyone, and he suddenly felt helpless in his heart.
He Lian is in his thirties, and he is still competing with the stars so much, it seems that he is in a really bad mood.
How to persuade the two?
"You two don't make a fuss!"
Just as He Lianxiu was about to drink the wine in the cup in one go, Yi Yuxia suddenly stretched out his hand to stop him, and at the same time turned his head and glared at the stars fiercely.
"We're out to play, He Lianxiu, you're suffocating these three cups in one go, are you planning not to get out of bed tomorrow?" Yi Yuxia said, snatching the cup from his hand and placing it heavily on the table.
She turned around and punched Star in the chest, "And you!" If it weren't for He Lianxiu, would you be able to stand here and talk cool? Still coaxing?! Do you want me to teach you how to be a human being? ”
“”
Yi Yuxia's words, the already serious atmosphere suddenly became even more embarrassing.
Everyone glanced at each other, and their last gaze fell on He Lianxiu and Xingxing.
I saw that the two people, who were originally still arrogant, suddenly adjusted their stiff expressions, and now they both looked uncalm.
The expression that wants to speak but doesn't dare to refute seems to be unspeakably cute at the moment.
Lan Sen secretly snickered a few times, who would have thought that He Lianxiu would be trained by a woman to be speechless?
Is this the so-called one thing descending from one thing?
"Alright, alright! Repair these three glasses of wine for this year's New Year's dinner! As Xiao Xia said, we're out to play! Lan Sen hurriedly came out to adjust the atmosphere. As he spoke, he smiled at the stars again.
Xingxing is not from the café after all, and he can't say anything.
"It's a shame, I cough!" As soon as Xingxing finished speaking, before he could say the second half of the sentence, he suffered a hard elbow from Yi Yuxia on his stomach.
He hurriedly swallowed the words that came to his mouth, count you lucky, and changed his words with a smile, "I'll tell you a joke first!" Hehe! ”
"Okay, you say." He Lianxiu seemed to be interested again, and immediately echoed.
The crowd is still the audience, and no one dares to speak. I could only watch the two of them make a fuss quietly. Let them go.
Yi Yuxia cleverly looked at Mu Wei, who was already like a monkey, and knew that He Lianxiu and Xingxing were a little too much just now.
"Star, I'll talk about it first." She turned her head to the stars.
"Oh?" Xingxing was stunned, then looked up at the others. I had to nod. "Then you speak first."
Yi Yuxia pretended to clap her hands relaxedly. Then he changed his tone, as if he wanted to adjust the subtle atmosphere, and deliberately exaggerated his expression.
"Listen up. This is a story about a school study hall. ”
As she spoke, she smiled, but before she could start speaking, she laughed first.
Everyone,""
"The story goes like this. During the last self-study class in the afternoon, the principal summoned all the class teachers to the office by radio. Then the principal said, 'I'll take you around the doors of each class in a moment to see which of you has the least noise!' ”
"That's it?" Lan Sen interrupted her and asked.
"There's more to come!"
Yi Yuxia shook her head and continued, "Then the headmaster walked around with the class teachers, and only one class teacher was silent. Therefore, the head teacher was finally commended by the principal. Then the award-winning homeroom teacher happily returned to the class and shouted, "
"Huh?"
Yi Yuxia looked at the stunned crowd and smiled, and then suddenly slapped the table, "Don't sleep, it's time for school!" ”
“”
For the next few seconds, the crowd fell silent.
"Isn't it funny?"
It wasn't until Yi Yuxia poked the table and snorted a few words like a mosquito, including the stars, that everyone laughed face-savingly.
"Huh"
"Huh!"
"Huh! Scold! ”
Yi Yuxia, ""
She was the first to come out and take the lead, but everyone's reaction was too sad!
He Lianxiu may have been frightened by her last words, and her facial expression took a long time to react.
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and then his eyelashes trembled, well, he finally smiled.
"Hah," he smiled.
"You people don't know how to cooperate! I'm talking about it very carefully! Seeing this, Yi Yuxia couldn't help but complain.
Lan Sen smiled and patted her on the shoulder, as if he really thought it was funny.
"I think it's funny."
"Manager!" Yi Yuxia shouted, and she was extremely moved.
As long as a person says it's funny, then she's safe.
"Me"
Xingxing was just about to take over the conversation, but Liu Maoyi, who had been unable to hold back, suddenly stretched out his hand and shouted.
"I'll talk about the next one!"
Star shrugged, "Then you go first." ”
Liu Maoyi snorted and smiled, and threw a wink at Ye Nanping, "What I want to tell is a story about cows." You know the cow."
"Don't talk nonsense!" Ye Nanping glared at him.
"Oh."
Liu Maoyi immediately settled, "In other words, two children from the peasant family were chatting, and one suddenly asked, 'Do your cows smoke?'. The other replied, 'Are you crazy?' How can a cow smoke?' Then the first kid said, 'Then maybe your cowshed is on fire' hahaha! Do cows smoke? How can a cow smoke! ”
Liu Maoyi himself laughed.
Until the tears of his laughter were about to fall, he found that the others did not react at all, but they were all glaring at him.
"Don't you think this cow is cute?"
"What the hell!"
"you! Is this a joke? ”
"Manager, punish him!"
Liu Maoyi was suddenly innocent, "Hey, you can't do this!" I'm also serious about it, okay? Please let it go! ”
"yes, you're serious about telling bad jokes." Cai Xiaobu squinted his eyes and made it clear that he was waiting to watch a good show.
Lan Sen touched his mouth and smiled, "Actually, I think it's quite funny!" Don't you think it's funny to say that cows smoke or something? ”
Everyone,""
They kind of knew how low Lan Sen's laughter was.
It seems that there will be enough people to be punished tonight, they can't help but think so.
Xingxing cleared his throat, "I'll tell you one next. ”
"Uh-huh, you say!"
As soon as everyone heard what the stars were going to say, they immediately became interested again.
Since the stars play games, barbecue and physical strength, it is estimated that the laughter must be very high.
So, everyone couldn't help but look forward to it.
Xingxing smiled, but suddenly asked, "Do you know why the sea is blue?" ”
"We want to answer?" Yi Yuxia said with a frown.
It's a joke, and it's not for him to ask questions, what's the matter?
"Do you know why?" Xingxing asked him with a low head, seemingly not expecting her to answer correctly.
"Humph! So why do you say? ”
Yi Yuxia naturally didn't know, so she asked back.
Xingxing reached out and pinched Yi Yuxia's nose, "Stupid, of course it's because of the fish!" ”
"Because of the fish?"
"Because the sound of the fish spitting bubbles is 'blue-blue-blue'"
Everyone," (To be continued.) )