Chapter 131: A Funny Moment in the Classroom
"Who is the person in this photo?" Yang Yi asked as he returned the photo to the other party.
An Yu frowned and said, "This person is a big man, originally just a thief. But because of stealing a person's things. So he became famous, and now he is listed as the most wanted man. ”
Yang Yi came to a touch of interest and said, "I don't know what he stole from him, since he has become your most wanted criminal?"
"More than a million, plus an important article jiàn......"
"More than a million?" Yang Yi was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "It won't be stealing a corrupt official's house." ”
An Yu was silent and did not speak, which was regarded as acquiescing to Yang Yi's words.
"Uh......" Yang Yi was joking, but he didn't expect it to be guessed.
An Yu said: "This person was also rewarded by the Ministry of Public Security, and the bonus is also 100,000, if you can catch the other party, the money will be given to you." ”
"That case hasn't been solved. Where do you still have so much effort to take care of this matter?" Yang Yi asked.
"That's why I'm here. An Yu pouted. said: "The mastermind behind the scenes has been found, and now he has been detained, and the case can be regarded as solved." ”
"Broken?" Yang Yi was dumbfounded.
"Well, that's your money. An Yu took out a thick envelope and said, "This is your 70,000 yuan, but according to the law." I paid you a thousand dollars in taxes!"
"It's so dark!" Yang Yi took the envelope and said casually.
"You remember this person, if you can catch him, 100,000 yuan will be yours, and I'll go. An Yu passed by Yang Yi.
Yang Yi was stunned for a while, looked at the 70,000 yuan in his hand, turned around and walked upstairs, opened the door and entered the house, and sat on the sofa. ()
Taking out the money and putting it on the table, Yang Yi frowned, and always felt that something was wrong with this matter in his heart.
After thinking about it for a long time, there was some irritability in his mind, and Yang Yi didn't think about it anymore. Anyway, the money is already in hand, and the case doesn't matter.
I turned on the computer, and it took half an hour to code a chapter, and after it was released, I went into the house and went to sleep.
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After waking up the next day, after eating and resting for a while, Yang Yi followed Wan Tongtong to the school, and at this moment, there was no such terrifying atmosphere in the school that had just died for a few days, and when the students knew that the murderer had been arrested, they were not worried.
Walking into the classroom, Yang Yi saw that Xia Xia was actually sitting in the position, which shocked Yang Yi at that time.
"Look, can't I sit here?" Xia Xia raised his head and glanced at Yang Yi.
"Summer ...... Xia Xia ...... You actually came to class?" Yang Yi sat down and looked at each other.
"Huh?"
After sucking in his nostrils, Yang Yi said, "I actually sprayed a little perfume." ”
Xia Xia put down her phone and said with a slight anger in her mouth: "If you dare to use that pig's nose to smell me again, I will chop off your hand!"
"Good...... Good put. Three black lines appeared on Yang Yi's forehead.
"By the way, why were you with Chen Jie and them yesterday?"
Yang Yi said casually: "It's when I accompanied Brother Wei to have a meal, the other party despised me in various ways, and finally Xia Xia You came out of the horse, the tiger's body was shocked, and I pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger!"
"Hmph!" Xia Xia raised the corners of her mouth lightly, lowered her head and continued to play with her phone. [See the latest chapter of the book]
After the class bell rang, Shi Zhenzhen walked in wearing a white shirt and black skirt, his snow-white thighs were wrapped in black socks, and his round ass attracted the eyes of many perverts, but he only looked secretly, and no one dared to be unscrupulous.
Of course, there is only one exception in the classroom......
"Now, let me ask you a question, what are your ideals?"
Shi Zhenzhen glanced at the classroom.
"Teacher. Yang Yi was the first to raise his hand.
"Mr. Yang, you can answer. ”
Yang Yi stood up, cleared his throat, and said, "My ideal is to eat well, dress well and live well." ”
Shi Zhenzhen smiled and said, "Can't your ideals be a little higher?"
"Higher. Yang Yi thought for a while, and then said: "Eat better, dress better, and live better!"
The smile on Shi Zhenzhen's face instantly froze, and the whole class also looked at Yang Yi at the same time and stretched out his thumb.
"Let me go out and stand!" Shi Zhenzhen said through gritted silver teeth.
"Don't mind, it's true, why do you let me go out and stand ......every time I go to your class," Yang Yi said with a slumped face.
"Call me teacher, don't call me by my name!" Shi Zhenzhen's chest kept rising and falling, and the flesh on his chest swayed.
"Teacher, I was wrong. Yang Yi looked like he was mistaken, and then sat down.
"Try next time you dare to talk nonsense!"
Shi Zhenzhen glared at Yang Yi, and then continued to lecture.
Xia Xia turned his head to look at Yang Yi and said, "Let me ask you, do you have anything to do with the teacher." ”
"No, Mr. Zhenzhen just lives across from me. Yang Yidao.
"Did you still run over to eat at night?"
"yes. Yang Yi said casually.
After saying that, Yang Yi knew that he had said the wrong thing, so he immediately closed his mouth tightly and plunged his head into the textbook.
"Oops!" a scream came from the classroom.
"The two fainted...... a girl screamed.
As the voice fell, everyone in the classroom looked over, and a fat man fell to the ground, eyes closed, apparently unconscious.
"Hurry up and take it to the infirmary!"
Shi Zhenzhen hurriedly ran over, and wanted to pick up the other party and rush out of the classroom.
"Wait a minute, teacher!"
Yang Yi walked over and grabbed the other party's arm and said, "I know a little Chinese medicine, just leave this kind of trivial matter to me." ”
"Do you know why he fainted?" Shi Zhenzhen said with a sigh of relief.
"Hungry, plus weak ......," Yang Yi said.
"One hundred and eighty pounds is still said to be weak?" a girl next to him muttered quietly.
"You don't understand that. Yang Yi explained unhurriedly: "How can people do without eating in the morning, if you add some excessive physical labor, fainting is a common thing." ”
"Xiao Liang came with me, and he didn't run in the morning. A boy said.
Yang Yi glanced at the other party and said, "He masturbated too much, and his body was not full of qi and blood......
After saying that, the whole classroom fell silent instantly.
"Ahem...... Yang Yi, you better hurry up and save people. Shi Zhenzhen on the side interrupted the awkward atmosphere.
Yang Yi smiled slightly and said, "There is one fastest way, but you need a girl." ”
"What's the solution?" asked a bespectacled girl.
"No. Yang Yi raised his hand, then gestured, and said, "Rub it twice on that guy's younger brother, and you will be able to wake up immediately." ”
"This stimulus is the reads I just developed. ”
"Yang Yi, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and save people!" Shi Zhenzhen's face turned cold.
"Wait...... Wait...... I'm willing to give it a try. ”
A girl walked out from behind the crowd and said, "I'm willing to do this kind of thing, teacher, leave it to me." ”
Yang Yi glanced at the girl, she looked ordinary, she was not tall, and she seemed to be ordinary and ordinary at a glance.
"Okay, you come here, just touch it. ”
Yang Yi pulled the girl to him, then clapped his palms, and said, "The following is a bad picture of children, everyone turn around and don't look at it." ”
"Cut!" everyone said disdainfully.
"The old lady has played more than you've ever seen!" said a sturdy girl.
"Damn!" Yang Yi burst into a foul mouth.
The girl squatted down, then slowly touched her hand, and gently touched it through her pants, and the thing instantly became bigger, and the girl's face turned red.
The fat man opened his eyes, snorted from his mouth, and when he saw a girl helping him, his nosebleed came out, and he fainted happily in an instant.
"Teacher, what if he faints again!" the girl's expression became anxious.
"Blowing ......"
"What's the blow?" all the students instantly looked at Yang Yi.
"Blow...... Blow ......" Yang Yi wanted to say that he just needed to blow a breath in his mouth, but at this moment, a boy sounded faintly: "Of course it's a whistle......"
"Blow your sister!, sit back for me!" Shi Zhenzhen scolded angrily.
Yang Yi shrunk his neck and turned around to walk back.
"Yang Yi, you go out and stand for me!"