Chapter 384: Broken Mouth
The blow to these demi-immortals this time was too great, they had never experienced such a thing before. Those half-immortals who came out of the immortal realm were okay, they must have experienced the thing of being forcibly sent to the lower realm, and the fear and helplessness from then on were no less than the soul shock brought to them by the Heavenly Tribulation. And most of the demi-immortals were cultivated later, most of them didn't have any major experiences, they experienced light winds and light rains, and they didn't experience strong winds and waves, so they were the most worried. As soon as he arrived on the warship, he immediately launched a relationship and tried to find a way to make up for the life loopholes and impacts caused by this wrong incident.
But how can there be such a good thing in the world? Besides, who would dare to extend the relationship under the nose of the Lord of Heavenly Machines? In case the Lord of the Day Machine finds out, and is very upset, and thinks that this is a provocation that does not know the height of the sky, and the person who speaks will not be killed! So the people they asked for refused.
Beside Lei Sen, Niu Qianmu and Ding Shining received the interstellar chain asking them to say more good things in front of Lei Sen almost at the same time, Niu Qianmu refused, Ding Shining took the interstellar chain and smiled at Lei Sen: "Lord of Heavenly Machines, if I guess correctly, this interstellar chain must be looking for me to intercede with you." The Lord of Heavenly Machines, I want to take over this interstellar chain, if it is an idle half-immortal, I will open my mouth and ask the Lord of Heavenly Machines to spare them once, if it is someone else, I am too lazy to speak, they have Niu Dao friends, and they don't need people like me. ”
Rayson said: "You are free, don't worry about me." ”
Ding Shining immediately picked up the interstellar chain and contacted the other party in front of Lei Sen, it was an old friend of his, and he was also an idle half-immortal, and the half-immortal probed Ding Shining to want to know what Lei Sen meant.
Ding Shining said, "I am now the guard of the Lord of Heavenly Machines. It's not that the brothers don't take care of you. It's that there are things I can't say to you. Understandable. It's good to understand, I can only tell you this, I'm also lucky, fate, sometimes I can't explain it, it's just such a coincidence, I'll touch it when it's mine. ”
Ding Shining had some stinky farts, and Niu Qianmu clenched his fists when he heard it. I really want to rush up and punch the tip of Ding Shining's nose to the sky. Niu Qianmu got to know Ding Shining this time, this person may have other strengths, but the biggest strength is that he is thick-skinned, there is no second in the world, a person who dares to say anything, a person who dares to say anything, such a person, either slap to death, or you will be annoyed to death by his words and tortured to death.
"Uh-huh!" Ding Shining pretended to be deep in the interstellar transmission chain. "You also want to be the guard of the Lord of Heaven, this one. It seems unlikely...... I, you can compare with me, my eyelids are more alive, pinch my fingers and count Ben Ding Half Immortal to know that the opportunity of this Half Immortal has arrived, when it is broken, I will worship under the name of the Lord of Heavenly Machines and be a guard...... Hehe, how do you speak, what is the bad luck of a dog, you also go and I'll take a look...... Let me tell you, I was indeed lucky, yes, there was only one guard for the Lord of Heavenly Machines before, that is, the person who was suspended above the Heavenly Machine Mansion and announced for the Lord of Heavenly Machines that we were going to kneel outside the Heavenly Machine Mansion...... Yes, yes, he is a very stinky fart, and he is still full in front of me, I am thinking, which day to clean him up, the premise is that he can't be allowed to run, his escape kung fu is first-class, it is estimated that there are few in the world that can surpass him...... Uh-huh, the guy I said heard it, glared at me, and glared at me! Hum! Hum! It's all the same guard, so Lao Tzu won't be afraid of him...... Okay, I'll help you ask the Master of Heaven, and ask him if he still wants a guard...... Okay, I said that you are dead-eyed, and you are dead in everything, and I am willing to be the guard of the Lord of Heavenly Machines, so you don't hurry up and keep up, you have to give me this play at this time...... It's not troublesome, it's just a matter of handing over a sentence, but if it doesn't work out, I don't dare to pack a ticket...... Well, okay, I'll write you back if there's any news and tell you...... Okay, that's it, I'm still fine! ”
Ding Shining put away the interstellar chain, and in a blink of an eye, he saw Niu Qianmu looking at him, his expression was not so friendly, he glared, and shouted: "What are you doing, you want to fight?" Okay, wait until I help my friend bring the words, and then go back and clean you up. ”
Niu Qianmu stretched out his little finger, "I'm waiting for you." ”
Ding Shining laughed, suddenly changed his face, and said viciously: "You wait, I will take out the feces and urine you cleaned up." Uh, Niu Daoyou, I want to ask you something, where has the Lord of Heavenly Machines gone? ”
Ding Shining didn't see the Lord of Heavenly Machines, so he immediately changed his face, became very friendly, and asked Niu Qianmu very politely. Niu Qianmu was disgusted by him, glared at him, and ignored him.
Ding Shining scratched his head and walked over, Niu Qianmu prepared for this guy's sudden attack and made defensive preparations, he heard Ding Shining ask him enthusiastically: "Niu Daoyou, senior Niu." Dare to ask where is the Lord of Heavenly Machines? The guards are just you and me, you and I are here, what can I do if the main thing is to employ people? Well, tell me, where did the Heavenly Machine go, if it's inconvenient, I'll defend the Lord of the Heavenly Machine, the Lord of the Heavenly Machine is delicate, and there can be no mistakes. Oops, say it, say it! ”
Niu Qianmu responded coldly: "Ding Shining, don't blame me for not reminding you, this is Tianji Mansion, not a juggling field, put away your set, with a smiley face, where should you be, are you getting together with your idle Taoist friends or in your own cave mansion?" If you are like this, I have to tell you that as a guard, you are not qualified, and if you continue like this, sooner or later, the Lord of Heavenly Machines will eliminate you! ”
Ding Shining raised his eyebrows, "Niu Qianmu, don't give face, don't give me a lesson, who gave you the guts?" Well, did the Lord of Heaven give you the authorization, or do you think I'm a bully and have to be controlled by you everywhere? Say it well, I think you are older than me, I respect you, don't say it well, that is to shame me, don't blame me for turning my face, I don't know how to respect the elderly! Niu Qianmu, where is the Lord of Heavenly Machines, say! Don't say it, okay, don't say it, I'll clean you up now! ”
"Boom!" A thunderbolt suddenly hit Ding Shining, and Ding Shining was numb before he could react, and a smell of meat and burnt smell came from the surface of his body.
Ding Shining was stunned, and spat out a mouthful of smoke, "Niu Qianmu, you are not authentic, why do you still have a hand, aren't you a wood attribute, how can you still be thundered?" It's not shameful to know Leifa, it's shameful that you actually sneak attacked, and if you don't say hello, give me a slap! Good! Very good, Niu Qianmu, let's not finish it! ”
Niu Qianmu was stunned at first. Then something comes to mind. Just laughed. After waiting for a while, he arched his hand behind Ding Shining, "Is the Lord of Heavenly Machines going out, do you need me to follow!" ”
"Ugh!" Ding Shining hurriedly turned around and saw that the Lord of Heavenly Machines was staring at him with unkind eyes, he panicked, and said with a smile: "Lord of Heavenly Machines, I'm playing with Senior Niu!" Unexpectedly, it alarmed the Lord of Heavenly Machines. Damn it! ”
Niu Qianmu didn't speak. The Lord of Heavenly Machines looked at Ding Shining with his hands behind his back, "You are my guard Qu Cai, I think you should enter the circus, it is lively there, and you can give full play to your strengths there." Ding Shining, it's more than enough for you to be a clown in the circus, and you will definitely be welcomed by everyone. In this way, you withdraw from Tianji Mansion, I promise you nothing to do, and you let Tianji Immortal Weng form a circus. You come to be the head of the troupe, and you perform three times a day. For six hours, I'll send someone to keep an eye on it. ”
Ding Shining's face immediately turned bitter, and he said: "Lord of Heavenly Machines, spare me this time, I won't dare next time." I'm just passing a message for my friend, he also wants to be the guard of the Lord of Heavenly Machines, and I want to ask the Lord of Heavenly Machines to fulfill it. ”
The Lord of Heavenly Machines snorted coldly, "Your friends are like you, do I think I'm too lonely?" The Lord of Heavenly Machines turned his face to Niu Qianmu and said, "Go back and draw up a list, all the half-immortals related to Ding Shining will be taken care of, and they must not be indulged." Tell me what I said, as long as Ding Shining's friends are keeping an eye on me, if there is a task, his friends are not allowed to pick it up, and after three times, the lightning will be extinguished to set an example! ”
Niu Qianmu should be serious. Ding Shining was taken aback, if he made a mistake and affected his friends, his sin would be really big. It is said that one person becomes an immortal, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven. He had just become the personal guard of the Lord of Heavenly Machines, and before he could get up, he had a large number of friends because of his mouth. Ding Shining saw that the Lord of Heavenly Machines was serious, and his anxious mouth swirled, bulging and deflated, deflated and bulging, but he didn't dare to speak again.
The Lord of Heavenly Machines finally glanced at Ding Shining coldly, "Immediately report to the Heavenly Machine Immortal, and let the Heavenly Machine Immortal Weng set up a circus for you, and you go to pick up the beams, and your performance must not be less than six hours a day." ”
After the Lord of Heavenly Machines finished speaking, he passed through a courtyard gate and entered the room behind, Ding Shining was so anxious that he didn't dare to make another move. Niu Qianmu waited for Lei Sen's figure to disappear, then his face turned blank and said to Ding Shining: "You have been disqualified as a guard, this place is not the place you should stay, come with me." On the other hand, give me a list of your friends and I'll have someone check it. ”
Ding Shining whispered: "Senior Niu, Senior Niu, you have a lot, don't worry about me." I was a villain, and I got carried away. In fact, how dare I do it with Niu seniors, like Niu seniors, from the fairy realm to the earth where we live, to rescue us from the upside down, some of the predecessors are all spilled blood, never came back. Look at it, I remember it all, you took us earthlings to find a random white hole, and ran here to fight with the conjunction, star beasts, and fight for the survival of human beings. You have great merit! You are also big-minded, very big-hearted, so, Senior Niu, you are a big-hearted person, you can let me go. ”
Niu Qianmu ignored Ding Shining's confession, and his voice was cold, "Give me the list." It doesn't matter if you don't give it to me, I'll let people investigate, as long as I have something to do with you, I will include it, whether it's relatives or friends, only mistakes, no omissions! ”
Ding Shining's eyebrows furrowed and he sighed, "I said Senior Niu, you just raise your hand high, and I can pass." There's really no need for you to get along with a little guy like me. Really, I'm just a little person, I finally cultivated to a half-immortal, and no force wanted me, so I had to be an idle half-immortal, all these years, alas, don't say it. You see, I just became the guard of the Lord of Heavenly Machines, and I lost it again because of my mouth, and I'm such a nasty person, you say, what are you still bothering with me? The more you think about it, the more it seems that you don't have a belly, and you are a person with a small belly. You say, don't you? Leave me alone, right? ”
Ding Shining was entangled, Niu Qianmu was very angry, flicked his sleeves, walked in front, simply stopped talking, and decided that as long as the Lord of Heaven did not change his words, he must put Ding Shining to death. This guy is definitely the number one disgust in heaven and earth! It's so annoying, I don't even want to look at him.
Ding Shining kept talking all the way, wanting to impress Niu Qianmu. Until he saw the Tianji Immortal Weng who was calling the half-immortals who were left to participate in the battle to talk together, the Tianji Immortal Weng saw Niu Qianmu and Ding Shining coming over together, thinking that they had something important to announce on behalf of the Lord of Heavenly Machines, so he paused his speech and got up and walked towards them.
Niu Qianmu said what the Lord of Heavenly Machines had said about Ding Shining, and the Heavenly Machine Immortal Weng was a little surprised and looked at Ding Shining again, until Ding Shining's courage was hairy, and then he smiled: "Although the Lord of Heavenly Machines is young, he has always been very calm and measured. Ding Shining, you can leave such an impression on the Lord of Heavenly Machines in a short period of time, and let him make such a decision on you, you are really amazing. ”
Ding Shining sweated on his forehead, he could be rude to Niu Qianmu, but he didn't dare to Tianji Xianweng, Tianji Xianweng and Niu Qianmu are two types of people, Niu Qianmu lives by himself, everything must be considered whether it is beneficial to himself, and he will do it only if it is beneficial, and he is never willing to think about doing things that are not beneficial. However, the Heavenly Immortal Weng is a wide variety of good karma, except for the old man who prefers to come from the Immortal Realm at a critical time, he has the best reputation among all the half-immortals. If Ding Shining still dared to treat the Tianji Immortal like he did to Niu Qianmu, many people would chase him and beat him, teaching him what it means to respect the elders and what it means to beat the water dogs.
Ding Shining wiped a handful of sweat, his face turned into a rotten chrysanthemum, he begged Tianji Xianweng and said: "Xianweng, you are the person with the most ideas, and you are also the senior that I Ding Shining admires the most, use your wisdom to help me, it doesn't matter if I Ding Shining is good or bad, but you must not spoil your friends' affairs because of it." That's the sin of human affection that I can't redeem even if I die! Immortal, you can help me, help me think about it, think about how I can get through the difficulties in front of me. ”
Tianji Immortal Weng smiled: "You guys are not in a hurry, I will immediately arrange the people who accompany the Starry Sky Hades King on the expedition this time." The Lord of the Heavenly Machines personally swept the formation for the Starry Sky Hades, and this was the big deal. By the way, Niu Daoyou, you help me ask a master of heavenly machines, I can set off at any time, when is it convenient for you to ask the master of heavenly machines? ”
Niu Qianmu said happily: "Okay! I'll pass it on for the immortals. Whether the Starry Sky Hades is ready to stop there, I have to confirm it in person. This time is the biggest event since the establishment of Tianji Mansion, the Lord of Tianji is still here, everything is sloppy, if something goes wrong, it is not a matter of two people, it is a matter of our Tianji Mansion. ”
Tianji Immortal nodded, "You can rest assured that the Lord of Heavenly Machines has thought of everything that should be thought of, and everything that should be done has been done, if an accident happens, it is not something we can prevent in advance, so we can only go to the front and do something about it." (To be continued.) )