Chapter 6: The Woman Called the God of Destruction
Chapter 6 is called the Woman Who Destroys God
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After sorting the clutter on the counter into their original places, I wiped some of the sweat from my head and turned around, "...... So Yui, it's your task next, so let's behave well," I said, giving her a thumbs up.
"Oh...... I'm going to surprise you," Yui said with a clenched fist.
"Well, we're looking forward to it, but before we get the apron on. "Under the snow, she said nagging words that only her mother would say, and it didn't feel like her anymore.
"Ah...... I know," Yui jumped up and down and took out a pink apron with lace from the closet of the home cooking classroom, saying that she was quite suitable for the brain-dead uniforms ordered by the school, because her head often fell off the line (laughs).
Knowing that Yui had already changed into an apron, he turned to look at us, and ...... Is it because I am not used to wearing it?,How do you feel that the buttons are messy.。
"You're misplaced. Can't you tie an apron?" It's like suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder, and the perfectionist Miss Yukishita seems to be a little unbearable for Yui's messy apron.
"I'm sorry, thank you. ...... Eh, I'll wear an apron myself!"
"yes, then tie it up. If it's so casual......" paused, glanced at Hikiya under the snow, and continued, "You'll be as hopeless as that man." ”
Poor Biqigu was innocently shot again, there is no way, who told him not to abide by the necessary factor in the rules of interpersonal communication - [grooming], it is reasonable for him to watch him every day under the snow, after all, isn't there a commission for Xuexia to correct him?
In fact, it's not that you can't see people than Qigu's appearance, in fact, it's better than Qigu's face, and it basically belongs to the category of handsome guys...... However, his rotten dead fish eyes basically disrupted the harmony of his face, as well as his messy hair...... didn't pay attention to these details, and basically deducted all his impressions. People who don't pay attention to appearance in diplomatic situations tend to give others the impression of being 'disrespectful', and they don't want to be respected by others.
"Don't use people as props for preaching. Are you the one who wears a hat at the Festival of Welcoming the Gods?" complained Biqigu.
"It's the first time I've been born to come in handy, and you're a little happier for me. ...... Ah, even though it's a person wearing a hat (Mediterranean), it's not like there's any implication of your scalp compared to Kiya-kun, so you can rest assured" Xue Xia smiled, as if she felt genuinely happy, and I think she probably enjoyed the process of poisoning him more than correcting him. (Note: なまはげ is a Japanese festival to welcome the gods.) The pronunciation sounds a lot like bald. )
"I wasn't worried about ....... Stop, don't look at my hair gently and smile......"
As if to escape the smile that would normally be shown under the snow, Hikiya covered his hairline with his hands.
It was so funny that Yubihama and I both let out a snicker. Still, she wore a messy apron and watched from a little farther away.
"Haven't tied it yet?" or really won't tie it?" Yukishita's surprised expression probably couldn't understand why there was such a stupid person in the world who couldn't even wear an apron, and then she gently pressed her forehead with her palm and sighed, beckoning to Yubihama. “...... Ha, come on, I'll tie it for you, come here. ”
“...... Is that okay?"
Yuhihama looked at me and the snow alternately, and whispered a little hesitantly. It looks like a child who doesn't know where to go.
"Come on"
What broke her hesitation was the icy sound under the snow. The Snow Queen's icy aura was released again, making people feel a lot of pressure.
"Yes, yes, sorry!"
Yuhihama swooped down into the snow. Are you a puppy?
Stand behind her under the snow and tie it back in one go.
"I'm like a sister under the snow."
Ahh
(⊙▽⊙) Ahhh
...... How does this feel like I've heard it somewhere!?
"But my sister can't be so stupid" - well, this sentence also feels very familiar. ...... Is it my delusion?
Although the sigh under the snow is mixed with disappointment, I feel that Yui's metaphor is unexpectedly appropriate. The combination of Yui under the snow and the childlike face that exudes the atmosphere of adults has a more sisterly feeling, but it ...... If it's a stupid Yui, I'm afraid it's a student of the same level who looks older than her, which means that she can only be seen as a younger sister among her peers, which is inexplicably sad.
Ah, but in terms of figure, Yui can be an old sister under the snow, just look at the grade difference on the chest, and ...... Or with an overwhelming gap!Who called it so big under the snow and completely a half-grown Lori body?,There are some things in the world that are really indescribable╮(╯▽╰)╭
After tying Yui to smooth out all the wrinkled places in his apron, he clapped his hands under the snow and said:
"Well, that's pretty much it, let's get started."
"Oooh...... Can I finally get started?" Yui was already grinding her fists and looking ready to show off her skills, but was it really okay?
......
Soon I knew-
I'm so sorry, Yui.
I even had doubts about whether there would be a problem with your cooking, but I was wrong!
I'm sorry, I'll never make this mistake again, don't worry.
Are you...... There is no doubt that there will be a problem!!
Take a look at her cooking steps and you'll know, why I say that-
First of all, roll up your sleeves, beat the eggs, stir, put in the flour, and add sugar, butter, vanilla extract and other seasonings.
Ah, the steps all look normal, indeed, there are no mistakes, but—
First of all, the egg mixture is mixed with the eggshell.
Then the flour developed a pimple that did not open.
And the butter is so solid as it is.
The sugar was mixed up with salt as a matter of course, the vanilla was put in a lot, and the milk was full.
Even people who don't know how to cook can see that Yui's craftsmanship is ...... It's already unusual to a level. You may think that just making a cookie is too exaggerated, but the simpler the thing, the easier it is to see the difference in strength. You can see the true strength that can't be concealed.
After all, it's the first time I've seen someone who can make an ordinary dessert to such an extent, so Yui is also very talented—— comparable to the talent of the God of Destruction.
It's just that I don't want to do experiments with Yui, whether it's chemical, biological or physical, I don't dare to do it with her, otherwise with her clumsy level, it really doesn't take much effort to destroy a small laboratory and take dozens of lives, and a high-precision instrument will cost tens of millions, and a little more expensive will even cost hundreds of millions of dollars Now, if Yui is allowed to destroy it, it is estimated that even if she loses the total property of the entire US imperialism, it will not be enough for her to destroy it.
Inadvertently looking under the snow, she put her hand on her forehead. Judging from her usual fine operation skills, she must shudder to see this kind of scene, this kind of craft is very problematic even the first step of making desserts, let alone the second step.
"Next ,......"
As she spoke, Yui took out the instant coffee.
"Coffee. Well, if you have something to drink, it's easier to eat. Very thoughtful...... "I was really relieved to see her think of this.
"Huh? No. This is a secret seasoning that only a small amount is put in. Not many guys don't like sweetness. ”
Yui turned to me as she operated. So sure I would look away from my hand, and when I found it, there was already a black hill in the spoon.
"It's not a secret at all!"
"Huh? Then add a little more sugar to adjust."
As he spoke, there was a white hill next to the black hill. Put these in the egg wash and be swallowed by a large tsunami, and so ...... Congratulations to Yui Yui Yuhihama for obtaining the alchemy technique - [Hell Training].
Yui is clumsy and has to add a big grin, and before he has mastered the skills of cooking, he wants to start the second step, and he is simply a child who wants to run before he learns to walk, and is destined to wrestle.
The thing she was making before had already been baked, and for some reason it was a black scone. That taste...... It smells painful, vomit~~
"Why, how can this be?"
Yubihama stares at Object X with a look of dismay, and a little cream on his face.
"Can't understand ....... How on earth can you make so many mistakes at the same time......"
whispered under the snow. I guess I lowered my voice so that I wouldn't let Yui hear it. Even though I wanted to do this, I couldn't help but feel like I was saying it.
“...... Hawkers, newcomers, it's still normal to inevitably make some mistakes the first time......" said finally I began to be a little unconvinced, because this is already a bit beyond the point of making mistakes, Yui her steps...... Basically, there are few right ones!!
How do you tell me to break this level of craftsmanship——(╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻
Xue Xia said in order to tense up the loose atmosphere.
"That...... Let's think about what we can do to improve it."
"Let Yubihama stop cooking" Hikiya immediately suggested.
"Completely denied?!"
"Biqi Gu-kun, that's the last solution"
"Is this a solution?!" Surprise followed by frustration. Yui hung her shoulders in disappointment and sighed deeply. "Sure enough, I'm not suitable for cooking...... That's called a talent for cooking, right? I don't have that kind of thing."
Hearing her say this, she let out a brief sigh under the snow.
“...... I see, then the only way to do it is through hard work."
"Is that also a solution?" Bi Qigu stared at the dead fish eyes, slightly growing his mouth with an expression of 'is there no use in working hard', young man, the thoughts have already been revealed on his face!
"If you don't work hard......, you won't be able to change anything! The only way to change the situation is through hard work, isn't it?" After saying this, Yukishita looked at me in surprise, as if she was a little surprised why I was talking on her side, and then she turned her gaze back to Yui.
Yuhihama-san. You just said you don't have a talent for cooking."
"Huh. Yes. Hmmm"
"That idea of yours needs to be corrected. A person who has not done even the bare minimum of effort is not entitled to envy talented people. People who can't succeed can't succeed because they can't imagine the unremitting efforts of successful people," the words under the snow are very harsh. And, rightly so, there is no room for refutation.
By Hihama language stop. I guess I haven't been so refuted by correct remarks. A look of fear and confusion appeared on his face.
"But......" I looked at Hikiya, his expression a little unright, "but, there are cases where you try hard and don't succeed, don......'t you?" Are you just ignoring these situations, and are these losers just throwing them aside?...... Or are you, like most people, just looking at consequentialism!?"
Biqigu's eyes stared at the snow, with a faint flame in his eyes, as if looking at the enemy of the class, looking at the snow, that look - the sorrow of the soul of the once loser, the angry questioning of the person who was stabbed by the cruel reality, and the deep indictment of injustice......
Hikiya Hachiman - I've experienced it myself!