On that day, the light was leisurely, and the mottled marks were sprinkled all over the forest road. You meet a guy named Yang Xiao around the corner, suddenly like a dream, you turn away, and he doesn't realize it. The slightly curvature of the corners of the mouth is engraved into the memory, and although time has passed, it is difficult to forget.

In the emerald forest, Su Yihan used the branches in his hand to stir the bonfire, and the flames jumped softly like dancing elves. Her pretty face was red by the bonfire, and with the hands dragging her chin in a daze, it was very cute.

The old sword god Ram Valley is still the idle appearance of the drunk and full of food and nothing big in the world, and at the moment he is leaning crookedly against a big tree, snoring as if no one is around. There was one hanging on the tree, which was hung upside down on a branch that was a hundred meters high, and Mo Yo had been hanging upside down for too long, and his whole face was purple and purple.

The guy hanging upside down there, with his hair scattered and sulking, looks familiar, huh? Isn't that Yang Ling? How did this guy get hung up here? It's still upside down!

It turned out that this guy knew that after his little trick was discovered, escaping was undoubtedly a dead end, so he trotted all the way to the Emerald Forest with the golden boy to find Su Yihan to confess and beg for mercy. Originally, this guy also pointed to the golden boy to say something good for him, after all, some words are always easy for women to say a lot. But where did he think that the golden boy who learned the truth of the matter was even bigger than Su Yihan's fire, kicked that one on the heel, untied the ribbon and tied this guy upside down to the tree. He also warned him: "If you dare to come down within a month, you won't even want to climb into the old lady's bed for a hundred years!" ”

When Yang Ling heard such a "terrifying" warning, he was so frightened that he didn't even dare to let out more farts, and complained in his heart: "If you don't let me come down for a month, you should tie it stronger, this damn thin ribbon, if it is blown off by a gust of wind and falls, won't the next hundred years of the master be sad?" So he not only had to be motionless, but also had to use his true qi to maintain the extremely slender ribbon, how could the word "miserable" be so sad in it?

It's just that the golden boy still seems to be angry, and after admitting his mistake to Su Yihan for a long time, he didn't look at the guy, turned around and went back to Guiquan alone.

Su Yihan raised his head to the sky, "Hey! With a sigh, Yang Ling's sleepy eyes immediately widened, and she didn't care whether she could see it or not, so she changed her face to a flattering smile and said, "What do you have to say about my sister-in-law?" ”

"Are you tired of hanging on it? Anyway, now that Tong Tong is gone, why don't you come down and rest and eat some mutton? How hard is it to hang on it alone? Su Yihan frowned with cunning eyes and urged a narrow way.

When Yang Ling heard this, he quickly shook his head and rattle to death, but he remembered that Yang Xiao had muttered to him personally: "Woman, don't look at her usually well-behaved like a kitten, she is so angry and cautious and holding grudges!" Want her to let you go? It is useless to be reincarnated and reincarnate! Especially don't believe that she is a good thing to say to you, it is a pit, it is already dug and waiting for you to jump! These words came from after he was brutally ravaged by Xiao Susu once, how sincere is the accusation? So listening to Su Yihan's "concern", Yang Ling only felt that even a chill rose in the cracks of his bones, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, I was wrong, I deserve it the most now, it's better to hang on it, you just let me hang on it with peace of mind!" ”

Looking at his sincere appearance, Su Yihan almost believed it, but when he remembered his "next act" behavior, he was about to completely extinguish the last trace of mercy, and looked playful: "What's wrong?" ”

The so-called "what's wrong" is one of the most difficult questions in the world to answer. If you sincerely know everything and pour out all your mistakes, right? Then you're a fool! She's sure to catch on to the problems she definitely hadn't thought of before, and fix you even more inhumanely. You said that if you don't say it, or if you want to cover up the truth, then you are the fool of her! For this kind of person who still doesn't admit her mistakes or doesn't admit them to death, she will definitely use cruel means to deal with you than against class enemies, which is definitely to criticize you badly, and then step on 10,000 feet, so that you will never be able to live beyond life!

So when Yang Ling faced this absolutely squeezing is the most fucked up problem in history, he finally used the nirvana taught by Yang Xiao - crying! "Wow~!" With a bang, Yang Ling's voice shook the heavens and the earth! So he really started crying! Yang Ling's crying and crying love is sincere, and it touches the heavens and the earth! I only heard him crying and wailing and saying, "Sister-in-law, I'm wrong, I'm not human!" I don't dare to ask you to forgive me, just let me hang a confession on it! Wow~! ”

The old sword god was woken up by Yang Ling's wail, which was worse than killing a pig, and glanced at him dissatisfiedly, "Hmph!" With a sigh, he turned over lazily, and then went to chat with Zhou Gong.

Yang Ling sang like this, and he really blinded Su Yihan. After all, she is a big man, and she has taken good care of her for so many years, and no one is jumping out of the cracks in the stones, how can she not care at all? So being cried by him like this seemed to have touched Su Yihan's sadness, and she actually shed tears.

She frightened Yang Ling by crying like this, and immediately stopped crying, and hurriedly persuaded: "Sister-in-law, I beg you, don't cry!" If my brother knew that I made you cry, he wouldn't have to pull my skin off! Why don't you think that's okay? I'll pluck my own skin off and I'll be angry with you! As long as you don't cry, we'll do anything! ”

"Really?" Listening to his sincere persuasion, Su Yihan really stopped crying, stared at a pair of narrow eyes, and said slyly: "This is what you said!" ”

It's over, it's fooled again! Women are all born actors, let alone a changeable little witch like Su Yihan? Yang Ling covered his heart with his hand at this time, and looked like he was defeated by you, and said pitifully: "I said, do you dare not agree?" ”

"You mean I'm forcing you?" Su Yihan asked in surprise.

"I volunteered!" Yang Ling's reaction this time was fast, and his attitude was very correct!

"Well, good! In fact, as long as you promise one thing, not only will I not be angry with you, but I can also help you explain to Tong Tong! Su Yihan was like a little witch, smiling and tempting.

"It's all up to my sister-in-law!" At this moment, Yang Ling could only accept his fate, knowing that he was trapped, but he had to drill into it willingly! What a tragedy!

"You just need to agree to be the apprentice of the old man of the ram, and I will forgive you!" Su Yihan couldn't help but laugh evilly as he spoke, looking like he had succeeded in his treacherous scheme.

"Huh? Sister-in-law, you are working together to calculate me! I am... Yang Ling had a sad and helpless expression.

"Say no!" Su Yihan said toughly.

"Promise!" As the saying goes, his arms can't reach his thighs, and Yang Ling at this moment is like a defeated rooster, with his head hanging and his head drooping.

Su Yihan snapped his fingers and said happily: "It's done!" ”

When Ram Valley heard this, he sat up and gave her a thumbs up: "Girl, there is you!" ”

Su Yihan raised his head proudly, and said with a stinky fart: "That's!" ”

"Routine, routine! It's full of routines! Yang Ling protested angrily, but his protest was quickly suppressed by a voice.

"I said, husband, sister-in-law, this is also for your good! Besides, you're doing that...... You deserve to be punished! "It's really a golden boy who speaks, it turns out that she hasn't gone far, and she can't say that her husband is molested.

"Do you hear me, old man? Learning swords from you is a punishment for me! He couldn't afford to mess with any of the people in the audience, only the old man of the ram seemed to be able to bully some, so he only dared to compete with him.

Ram Valley snorted disdainfully, and Yang Ling was kicked out by him, far away, far away... thinks that the first person in kendo throughout the ages is easy to bully, and Yang Ling is also tooyoungtoosimple! I only heard the old sword god say nonchalantly: "I didn't have the same knowledge as you before, because you are an outsider, the old man is not good at doing the big and bullying the small, and now he is the old man's disciple and dares to contradict the master, this time it is a small punishment and a big commandment, only kicked and flew 30 miles, next time you dare to do this, let's see you a hundred miles away!" ”

Thirty miles away, Yang Ling burst into tears, this time it was really sincere and moving!