Chapter 269: Too Ugly

No matter how arrogant Yuan Chu was to Cao Ankang, but Cao Ankang was the queen mother in the end, and Yuan Chu had to enter the Qingxin Palace to play the Ming Emperor. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

When I entered, I heard the palace maid say that the "queen mother" had rested, and the emperor was reviewing the recital in the side hall, so Yuan Chu dared to disturb.

When Yuan went out of the palace, it happened that the peacock came out of the inside, and after the arrow array of ten thousand arrows piercing the heart on the bank of the moat of Dongxingshengjing, Yuan returned to the country to heal after several arrows, and never saw the peacock again. The emperor's body has been recuperated by the peacock all these years, but the peacock's complexion is not good-looking at this time, which can't help but make Yuan Chu worried, and he can't help asking: "Peacock, the emperor's poisonous ......"

The peacock originally lowered her eyelids, but when she heard Yuan Chu's question, she raised her head, and there was only gloom in her eyes: "If no one tosses, the emperor's poison should have been solved a long time ago." ”

After she said this, she refused to say more, bypassed Yuan and strode out, the peacock was not a female doctor in the palace, she was still dressed as a secret guard, and disappeared from Yuan Chu's sight in the blink of an eye.

Yuan thought about the peacock's words, and chased her with his eyes, others didn't understand, but the guards who had followed the emperor knew very well that the "queen mother" was the symptom. I don't know what happened to the emperor and Princess Jing in Shengjing City in the days when he returned to Chang'an, I'm afraid I have to ask Black Eagle and Bo Xiang's dark guard Gui Jiu......

Prying into the emperor's private affairs is a great rebellion, and Yuan Chu can only think about it, how dare he really ask.

When the emperor was summoned, Yuan Chu had to enter the inner room, but he saw the emperor sitting on the dragon chair with his head propped up, and Bo Xiang standing quietly on the side, turning the chapter for him, this picture was extremely harmonious......

cough, can't think too much, Yuan Chu hurriedly knelt down and bowed.

"What?" The Emperor spoke, his words were full of exhaustion, as if he didn't even want to open his eyes. Bo Yan stopped his movements and stepped aside, not exceeding the courtesy of the monarch and ministers in the slightest.

Yuan reported Cao Ankang's incident, and at the end he said: "The Queen Mother, please Jing...... The queen mother went to Cining Palace, and when she saw that the queen mother had not moved, she seemed quite annoyed. ”

The emperor was silent and silent, Yuan Chu didn't dare to raise his head, so he had to wait.

Bo Yan stood beside the emperor, and he could see the man's expression with only one side of his eyes, and he found that the emperor was not thinking about how to answer Yuan Zhu's questions and how to deal with the difficulties of the empress dowager, he was listening......

Listen to the noise outside.

There was a sound of footsteps in the distance, Bo Yan's guess was very accurate, the emperor stood up faster than the footsteps, and the palace people had already said to the Imperial Forest Army outside: "Please tell Your Majesty, the queen mother ......"

Bo Yanxin said that he had guessed well, the emperor had already closed the chapters, and said to him in an anxious tone: "You take these chapters back for approval, and everything in the court and the central government will wait for tomorrow morning to talk about it." ”

After saying this, the emperor had already stepped down from the throne and went straight to the main hall.

"Your Majesty, the mother is awake ......"

The tone of the palace people was extremely frightened, and it came from afar, and Bo Yan and Yuan Chu could hear it clearly in the side hall.

Yuan Chu has been kneeling there, the emperor has not looked at him from beginning to end, what the queen mother, what Cao Ankang of Cining Palace, the emperor did not pay attention to it at all, and only thought about the woman on the dragon couch......

Bo Yan's literacy is too good, no matter what the emperor says or what Yuan is annoyed about, he does not change his face, and always smiles and welcomes people. Seeing that Yuan Chu was still kneeling, he reminded softly: "Commander Yuan, get up quickly, Your Majesty is not here, what are you doing kneeling?" ”

Yuan Chu's mind was confused, seeing that the emperor was haggard for a princess of an enemy country, he was resentful and helpless, but he didn't dare to say anything, and when he looked up, he saw that Bo Xiang was sorting out the pieces on the table one by one, and his expression was indifferent, as if everything was under his control, whether it was the emperor or the courtiers, he could come and cover the water.

In addition to the emperor, the person Yuan Chu admires the most in his life is Bo Xiang, and when Bo Yan straightens out the chapter, Yuan Chu asks like a teacher: "Lord Bo Xiang, in front of you, Yuan Chu doesn't tell lies, Your Majesty has only returned to Chang'an for a day, and there has been such a terrible movement, Yuan Chu is really worried that from now on, His Majesty will have no intention of ruling the government, and he will even think about that person when he eats and drinks...... Empress. In the long run, how can you get it? ”

When Bo Yan heard this, he smiled lightly: "Commander Yuan is too worried, even if there is no lady, when will the emperor pay attention to the government?" ”

"This ......" Yuan looked at the mountains of twists and turns and the innocent look of Bo Xiang, and suddenly deflated: "Bo Xiang has worked hard and made great achievements......

Bo Yan walked out of the Qingxin Hall with Yuan Chu, the snow outside was still falling, and the entire Chang'an Palace was covered with a layer of snow, suppressing the hustle and bustle in people's hearts little by little.

Seeing that Yuan Chu was still confused and worried, Bo Yan said lightly: "The emperor has no one in his heart, and it is not a good thing for the people of Limin, for the great cause of the family and country, the emperor will inevitably have ambitions, heroes for hundreds of years and thousands of emperors, the emperor has always been the king, the king of the heart, the king of the body, the king of everything, and the lives of more than 100,000 Turkic people are proof." But if he has a tie in his heart, the Great War Emperor in the east has no intention of getting involved, wouldn't it be the luck of Li Min? Welcoming back that lady may not be the blessing of Great Qin......"

Yuan Chu listened to Bo Xiang talking to himself, but he was still a little unclear, the Great Qin Iron Cavalry was already invincible, whether it was the Turkic Tartars or the Dongxing Country, they could only yield in front of the forces of Great Qin, and if they had troops and did not expand their territory, how could it be the duty of the emperors of the ages?

Yuan Chu disagreed with what Bo Xiang said for the first time, and wanted to argue out loud, but suddenly heard someone talking in front of him. has already ordered someone to block the Qingxin Palace, and no idle people are allowed to disturb him, who has such courage?

Yuan Chu looked up, the figure wearing a big red gorilla felt jumped into view, Yuan Chu didn't see it clearly, the thin face beside him had already taken a step, walking towards the noisy place ahead, Yuan Chu heard him sigh softly.

After a closer look, Yuan Chu saw clearly that it was the nine-life cat beside Bo Xiang, because of the love of the emperor in the past, the nine-life cat could walk freely in the palace.

Fan Hua was blocked by the Black Armor Army, and when he saw Bo Yanshi, he held the Black Armor Army's weapon and stood on tiptoe and stretched out his arm to reach him: "Bo Bo, they won't let me go to see the big beauty......

When Bo Yan approached, Qiu Wu, who was behind Fan Hua, hurriedly explained: "I'm full of food and drink, I want to come to see Your Majesty, and I can't stop it." ”

The black armor army was all iron-faced, and if they didn't let go, they wouldn't let go of a bird, Bo Yan stepped past their formation, tore Fanhua's hand off the weapon, and pulled it out: "Your Majesty is busy, I don't have time to summon you." ”

Fan Hua refused to leave: "I want to meet the beauty brought back by the great beauty!" ”

Bo Yan didn't listen to her anymore, and used some strength in his hand, Fanhua was dragged by him, and he didn't stand firm on his feet, so he lay down in the snow when he landed, her nose and mouth were covered with snow, and she almost spit out the pearl balls she had just eaten.

"I'm fat again......" Bo Yan didn't have any sympathy, shook his head, helpless, usually this strength can't fall her, it must be the meat on her stomach that has gained weight again, and she can't even stand on her legs and feet.

When Fan Hua heard this, he was almost angry, wiped his mouth violently, spit out the snow particles in his mouth, raised his head and glared at Bo Yan angrily: "Old Bo Bo!" If you're hungry, you don't give me food, and if you get fat, blame me! It's just two mouthfuls of food from your family, and I'm going to be angry with you every day! It's too much! Ask someone else to be your daughter-in-law! But you look so ugly, you won't be able to get a daughter-in-law for the rest of your life! ”

There are many guards outside the Qingxin Palace, and the strictness is abnormal, because of Fanhua's roar, the black-armored soldiers and guards behind Bo Yan all laughed hard, Qiu Wu endured the most pain, and even Yuan Chu, who had always had an iceberg face, couldn't help but laugh - Bo Xiang is good anywhere, but this child daughter-in-law is not an ordinary person. She is so sure that Bo Xiang is so ugly that she can't get a daughter-in-law, how ugly was Bo Xiang before she returned to Chang'an?

It was not the first time that Bo Yan had been bitten by a kitten, and he didn't care if others were laughing or not, he stepped forward to pick up Fanhua from the snow in a serious manner, held her hand to prevent her from breaking away, bent down and whispered: "Go back and make sweet and sour fish for you to eat, don't make trouble." ”

Fanhua's eyes immediately lit up, and he was about to agree, but he remembered Fang Cai's embarrassment again, and his face tightened: "No! Rare! Rare! ”

Bo Yan sighed: "I haven't finished yet, there are also braised elbows and osmanthus duck, which are not rare?" ”

Fan Hua swallowed her saliva, glanced at Bo Yan out of the corner of her eye, and saw that he was about to straighten up, obviously not wanting to discuss with her anymore, she hurriedly grabbed his arm: "No...... Barely enough, those are not very tasty, but they can still be eaten...... However, for the sake of Bo Bo, I can't please my wife, so I can barely eat a few bites......"

Bo Yan was finally able to stand firm, and from his angle he could see the rest of her except for the little face...... He sighed again: "Thank you. Go home. ”

"Well, you're welcome, as it should be, hee-hee-hee...... Bo Bo, let's make braised elbows first, my teeth are itching, I want to grind ......" Fan Hua took his arm, completely forgetting the reason for coming to the Qingxin Palace, and only thinking about those delicious foods, so well-behaved, where did Bo Yan take it, where did she go.

Waiting for Bo Xiang to walk away with the Nine Lives Cat, Yuan Chu couldn't cry or laugh, if all the girls in the world were as easy to coax as the Nine Lives Cat, who would be worried about not being able to get a wife? The first woman who is difficult to coax is afraid that the queen mother in the Qingxin Palace......

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The emperor's return to the palace not only made the Queen Mother of the West Palace angry, the entire court was uneasy, and even the people of Chang'an were discussing. The people of Daqin are thinking that no woman is worthy of their emperor, if it weren't for the white lady who grew up beside the queen mother since she was a child, and was destined to be the queen, otherwise their emperor should not be contaminated with ordinary women even if he stays with Bo Xiang for a lifetime.

No matter how the people of Daqin or Chang'an looked forward to seeing the true face of the queen mother, they had no chance to see it, and all the gossip was just speculation.

On the contrary, the palace maids in the Qingxin Palace, who were dedicated to serving the queen's mother, were all miserable, and they were stupid at the first sight of the queen-how could they be compared with the queen's identity? She is not worthy of the emperor, far from being worthy, even if it is ten of her or a hundred, she is not worthy of it.

But these palace maids are suffering from the fact that they are ordinary people, and they can't guess the holy will, so the emperor carries the woman back to the palace like a baby, and even does the most ordinary and trivial things such as grooming, changing clothes, and wiping hands, and does it skillfully, which is obviously not the first time. Their noble Emperor His Majesty wants to do this for a mediocre woman, why bother?

"Jing'er, are you awake?" Putting state affairs aside, as soon as he heard that the palace people said that the queen had woken up, Jun Zhi hurriedly rushed back to the main palace. He was exhausted by Baili Jing's trouble, although he couldn't spare her in words and actions, but in the end he was not an iron body, and with the worry in his heart, he couldn't help but feel a little tired.

Bai Lijing ignored his inquiry, it took her too much strength to go around the city, her leg was broken and not healed, and she was uncomfortable everywhere, but she didn't say anything, she turned over and lay on her side in the dragon collapse, not wanting to see him.

Jun Zhi saw that she didn't make trouble, and slept obediently, while worrying, and on the other hand, she felt relieved, and she didn't say that she was going to die. He looked at her for a while, then took off his boots and climbed up to the dragon collapse, rubbing her shoulders and legs for Bailijing, she didn't speak, but he wanted to review her: "It's uncomfortable to walk for many days, right?" It's not cold in the palace, but it's a little dry, so I'll let the palace people ......"

"Bang", Bai Lijing threw the pillow at hand, Jun Zhi instinctively avoided it, she propped up half of her body, her strength was not small, and when she threw it, the pillow flew outside the curtain, so frightened that the group of palace maids hurriedly came forward and asked: "Your Majesty, are you ...... You okay? ”

Bai Lijing threw the pillow and fell asleep again, refusing to accept even half of his hospitality, she shrunk into a ball, except for her injured leg, she couldn't move, and she didn't let him touch it in the most cautious posture. She hated him when he spoke, and she hated anything that came out of his mouth.

The matter on the bed can be resolved between husband and wife, and there is no need to make a big fuss, but Jun Zhi knows that the relationship between him and his little madman is far from being as simple as the matter of the bed. If she smashed him to dissipate his anger, he would be willing to accept it, she held his handle and let him take one step at a time.

At dinner, she got up for the first time and was willing to use it with him. Jun Zhi was already prepared, and when she had a seizure, sure enough, she smelled the smell, so she found fault with the food, she thought the food was not palatable, she deliberately ate it and spit it out, disgusting him, and threw out the dishes and chopsticks in front of her. Jun Zhi was patient and asked people to change, and after changing it three or four times, she didn't swallow half of it, and the palace people swallowed their anger.

"It's the imperial chef from the south, if you don't eat, you might as well drink a few mouthfuls of soup." Jun Zhi pursed his lips and handed her a bowl of soup.

The palace people were tortured for a long time, and they understood the attitude of the lady towards the emperor, she was deliberately looking for fault and leading the emperor's nose. They were really worried that this madwoman would splash that bowl of soup on the emperor's face, and with her madness, she would definitely do it.

Indeed, Bai Lijing wanted to do this, she wanted to drive Jun Zhi crazy, but before Tang Wei splashed out, his left wrist had been held by Jun Zhi, and that hand was useless, he was distressed and refused to hold it again, Jun Zhi's nature had been tortured enough by her, and he said loudly: "It doesn't matter how many times you spoil things, if you don't fill your stomach, your body will not be able to stand it." I know that if you don't eat hard and soft at this time, if you don't eat, I'll feed you. ”

He took a sip of soup and forced it to be fed to her by his lips, and the palace people saw this scene through the veil and made eye contact with each other. In the past, the palace ladies thought that the emperor had a habit of dragon and yang, and he was as passionate as Bo Xiang, but they had never seen any woman he treated so hotly.

The gentle posture can't deal with the stubborn and disobedient woman, and he reverts to his tyrannical nature, but even this tyranny makes people think about it.

What makes the palace people even more incredible is the noise at night, the queen mother is like a swaddling baby waiting to be fed, make a fuss, the emperor will feed it once, the real material is fed, there is a strange sound in the tent, always makes people red-faced and red-eared, how can such a pure heart palace be pure?

On the second day, the emperor had to get up early, and the attendants changed his clothes and tied his hair, he looked back at the sleeping woman in the tent, and said in a low voice: "If you wake up and smash things, let her go, just don't let her hurt herself, no matter what method you use, she can't be hurt." ”

"Yes, slave understands." The chamberlains should come down, but it is enough to imagine how difficult it must be for His Majesty in front of the courtiers if such a crazy woman wants to enter the Sixth Palace. In the early days of today, there must be some calculations, and none of those old ministers are fuel-efficient lamps.

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Fanhua: (smacks his lips) It is said that the next chapter is called "Twisted Melon......

Bo Yan: (forehead support) Do you want to eat too?

Fanhua: (humming) Old Bobo, you are too ugly and don't understand the happiness of foodies, so you can only work overtime for others to review and review the folds.