It has been said that men are prone to make mistakes when they are drunk.

And shamelessly call it "passion makes mistakes".

But Liu Liuhai never believed it and was deeply ashamed!

Think it's all shameless stinky men making excuses for their sinful deeds.

But today, Liu Liuhai made a mistake.

He didn't drink, but in a daze, he did.

Whether the woman is too seductive or his own resistance is too poor, Liu Liuhai doesn't know.

In short, the woman relied on him, and she called him very sweetly.

"Hey, what the old ancestor said is really right!"

"The rivers and lakes are sinister, girls also have bad people, boys go out, you must protect yourself, I didn't protect myself today!"

Liu Liuhai was melancholy, thinking of Ma Fangfang, and didn't know how to face him.

The sedan chair is swaying.

actually walked away for a stick of incense.

Liu Dayuan asked a few clansmen who carried the sedan chair, and said: "In the sedan chair, are there any ups and downs?!"

"Nope!"

"Is there a tremor?!"

"Nope!"

Liu Dayuan and the elders glanced at each other, and they all saw the smiles in each other's eyes, and then asked the clansmen to carry the sedan chair to the Liufu compound.

"Falling off the sedan ——!"

With a bang, six sedan chairs fell smoothly.

Liu Dayuan and the elders stood in front of the sedan chair and said, "The main vein patriarch, elder, has arrived at the place." ”

Half an hour later, Liu Tao, Liu Dahai, Liu Erhai, Liu Wuhai, Liu Liuhai and Liu Tong walked out of the sedan chair one after another.

No one spoke.

Liu Tao looked as usual, Liu Dahai was calm, Liu Erhai was in good spirits, Liu Wuhai had nostalgia in his eyes, Liu Liuhai hung his head and was full of regret.

Liu Tong rubbed his hands, glanced at everyone quickly, and looked at the corner with a little weak heart.

He followed the main vein today, took advantage of it, and his heart was refreshed.

Liu Dayuan and the elders of the branch veins quietly admired everyone's expressions for a moment, smiled slightly, and said, "Everyone, it's hard work on the road!"

This sentence made Liu Tao and the others look stunned and embarrassed.

Liu Dayuan was proud in his heart and continued: "We have prepared a sumptuous family banquet for the main vein, please!"

"Good!"

Liu Tao replied, and the group walked away and came to the main hall.

In the main hall, the wine and food are abundant.

Liu Dahai took the opportunity to get up and pour wine, quickly tested the poison with a silver needle, and after finding that it was not poisonous, he glanced at Liu Tao and the others.

Liu Tao met and immediately began to eat and drink, and Liu Dayuan and others also continued to add wine.

Everyone was staggered, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

After the banquet, full of food and drink, Liu Tao asked Liu Dayuan about recognizing his ancestors and returning to his ancestors.

Liu Dayuan said with a strange face: "Recognize the ancestors and return to the ancestors?! Why do you want to recognize the ancestors and return to the ancestors, we are already a family." ”

Say goodbye, clap your hands.

Immediately, six beautiful women walked over from the back of the side hall, their beautiful eyes swept away, and they each sat next to Liu Tao and the others, blushing, and shouted delicately: "Husband!"

These six women are the same women who were in the sedan chair just now.

Liu Tao and the others trembled, and hurriedly said, "Don't scream!"

Liu Dayuan looked serious, pointed to the six women and said: "The main vein patriarch, don't eat and deny it, they are the eldest daughters of Huanghua who have not left the pavilion, and now, they have become your women, and you can't rely on them." ”

"Moreover, according to the customs of our Liu family, men can marry women, and women can also marry men. ”

"That is to say, from this moment on, the six of you are a family with us, since you are a family, you are the main line, then, we are also the main lineage, everyone is not separated from each other, hahaha......"

it!

And so it can be reasoned!

Liu Tao said angrily: "How can this matter be compared!"

Liu Dayuan also said angrily: "The patriarch of the main lineage, don't admit it, this is the rule left by the old ancestor of the bulldozer, whoever marries is the person of whose family." ”

As he spoke, he picked up a piece of beef thigh from his plate.

It was a piece of raw beef, and there was blood flowing on it, but he didn't care about it, and in the shocked eyes of Liu Tao and others, he put it directly into his mouth, rubbing his teeth, and sparks burned.

Then he grabbed a pinch of cumin from the table, tilted his head and threw it into his mouth.

Suddenly, his mouth was smoky, and he ate it while roasting, crunchy, and very fragrant.

Liu Liuhai was stunned.

He has pretended to be forced countless times in his life, but he has to be convinced at the moment.

Liu Tao also sighed to himself, this bite of beef from the branch patriarch Liu Dayuan has reached a new height and a new realm.

Liu Dahai was puzzled: "Dare to ask the branch patriarch, your incisor mouth fire roast beef technique is called "Iron Tooth Copper Tooth Skill", right?!"

Liu Dayuan was surprised, bit off the cow bone, swallowed his stomach, and said: "I didn't expect you to be quite knowledgeable, that's right, this is indeed the "Iron Tooth Copper Tooth Gong" handed down by the ancestors of the bulldozer!"

When Liu Tao and others heard this, they were in awe.

Liu Liuhai recalled: ""Iron Tooth Bronze Tooth Gong" is one of the masterpieces of the ancestors.

According to the "Biography of the Old Ancestors", the original intention of the ancestors to create this exercise was just to have good teeth and mouth when eating, especially when eating meat, without spitting out bones.

"But unexpectedly, when this exercise was cultivated to the fullest, not only did his teeth and mouth get better, but also made his mouth mutate and evolve to a certain extent. ”

"In the words of the old ancestor, it is as if the gene chain on his mouth has been unlocked, and his mouth has supernatural powers. ”

"As long as the old man opens his mouth for a long time, it will have a strange effect on some weak creatures, such as saying that the rooster lays eggs, the sow that goes up the tree, and the man who says that he is pregnant......"

Speaking of this, Liu Liuhai looked at Liu Dayuan and asked curiously: "Dare to ask the branch patriarch, what realm have you cultivated this exercise left by your ancestors?!"

"Ga ——!"

Liu Dayuan choked, a little embarrassed.

He practiced this technique purely to make a fire to roast beef in front of outsiders, and when he was angry, he could grit his teeth and bite out sparks and erect the majesty of the patriarch.

As for the other supernatural powers, he didn't cultivate them at all.

Liu Liuhai looked at his face, and suddenly understood, and couldn't help but reprimand: "Branch Patriarch, I have to say two words about you." ”

"The exercises left by the ancestors are all superb, and they need to be cultivated well, how can they be compared for the sake of pretending!"

"Look at you, and these elders around you, one by one, the cultivation of the shackle realm, if it weren't for the ancestor appearing in the sky and letting your bloodline return to your ancestors, you probably would be the Nine Extremes Realm at most, right?!"

"This kind of cultivation is too low, it's a shame for our ancestors!"

Bala Bala Bala ......

Liu Liuhai kept talking, and next to him, Liu Tao, Liu Dahai and the others glanced at each other and smiled.

Liuhai, this is a cannon!

"In a word, you are too weak, you are not good at cultivating, look at a few of us, all of them are moving mountains, and they have mastered the power of supernatural powers!"

Liu Liuhai said, picked up another piece of raw beef, and suddenly breathed fire in his palm, the flames were loud, and the roasted beef crackled in an instant, and then sprinkled some cumin, which was already fragrant.

Liu Dayuan exclaimed: "Fire control supernatural power?!"

Liu Liuhai didn't answer, and glanced at Liu Tao and the others with a smile.

Liu Tao and the others understood, and also picked up a piece of raw beef, which was hot in the palm of his hand and began to roast it.

Suddenly, the hall was filled with smoke and became a barbecue scene.

Liu Dayuan, and a group of branch elders, their eyes widened, and they couldn't help but be shocked as they watched the main vein patriarch and a group of elders roasting meat with their hands.

"You all have mastered the power of controlling fire?!Is the power so worthless?!Why haven't any of us comprehended it!!!"

Liu Dayuan said with some jealousy and anger.

Liu Liuhai said proudly: "Naturally, it's because we have a good ancestor!"

"What do you mean?!" Liu Dayuan was curious.

Liu Liuhai looked at the sky and said with awe: "Our ancestors have spirits in the sky, as long as they kneel and lick in place, they will have anything!"

"Like your branches, if you don't cultivate well, you don't know how to revere your ancestors, and that's it for the rest of your life. ”

Liu Dayuan was extremely angry, slapped the table, and shouted: "Cultivation?!, what is there to cultivate, our strength is not strong enough, and we can only throw the ancestor to live!"

"Do you dare to say that your main vein has not thrown the old ancestor?!"

This sentence was purely a sentence that he shouted in anger.

Unexpectedly, as soon as this sentence fell, Liu Liuhai, who was triumphant on the opposite side, as well as Liu Tao, the patriarch of the main vein, and others, all changed their faces slightly, and the barbecue in their palms fell down with a "snap", knocking over the plate.

Liu Dayuan's eyes lit up, and he exclaimed: "Could it be that you also threw the old ancestor?!"

"Hahaha, I thought you were so saints, it turned out that you also lived by throwing your ancestors, everyone was laughing at each other, and the fire stick laughed at the gray rake......"

Next to him, the fat and thin elder and others also laughed loudly.

In the laughter, they looked at Liu Tao and the others, but they instantly became close.

They seem to have found a common language......

ps: First send three more, the author continues to write, and there will be 2 more chapters tonight.

If you want to wear women's clothes in skirts, it seems that there is no chance.

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