Brother Xiao Qiao was almost angry with him and cried, and suddenly made a big red face, "I, how can I feed it?" ”

stomped his feet and pointed at Tang Yi, "How can you be a father like this?" ”

"Uh......"

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No, he turned his head to Cao Jue and Xiucai and said, "Go, call the nurse!" ”

"Don't go...."Cao Lao Er and Chen Zhiyang said in unison, holding their arms and shaking their heads.

"Whoever drives away will go."

Just kidding, we're just here to see the fun.

Tang Yi was speechless for a while, his big neck tendons hurt, and he looked at Cheap Chunli with a pleading look.

The creature simply sat down on the ground, "I'm tired of standing, I need to rest." ”

"Your uncle!" Tang Yi yelled.

Swept around again, there was no way, the remaining bigger cards, the support did not move, so I had to chase it out by myself.

Catch up and ask, this is good, who is the nurse? It was the woman who had just "but".

I scolded in my heart, it's also a dog, why did I catch up with Lao Tzu when I was unlucky?

He lowered his eyebrows and scowled, and spoke kindly, and invited the woman back.

It's okay, the nurse is a subordinate after all, it's not good to deal with a prince, even if she is not angry, she has to obey her fate, and Tang Yi and she turned back.

Seeing Tang Yi come back with a green face, everyone is so happy, today is too much addiction.

I haven't seen Tang Yi so embarrassed for so many years, and all of a sudden I have made up for all the anger I received from him, which is called a pleasure.

And Tang Yi was okay, he was not angry, he was worried about how to get in, and he took the opportunity of the nurse to enter the room, and followed in.

Looking at his back, everyone immediately discussed.

"Can we fight?"

"It shouldn't be, as long as Sister-in-law Jun doesn't make a move, the princess and Brother Qiao's sister-in-law won't."

"That's boring, you should have a good show."

"Not necessarily!" Old man Wu also joined the discussion among the young people.

Gao Shen pouted his old mouth, "Three wives marry together, the blessing of all people, is it so enjoyable?" ”

Sun Langzhong continued: "Tut-tut, I only need to explain it once, but now it takes three times." Not once, all at all, Dalang, oh......"

"This is to find guilt!"

Pan Feng is the most gossip: "This is all a trivial matter, and the more difficult ones are yet to come." ”

"Huh?" Everyone was immediately attracted to it.

Pan Guowei said: "You just think, even if this Guan Dalang is in danger today, but what about the future?" ”

Speaking of this morning, Pan Guowei smiled playfully, "A certain family only asks one thing, on the night of the candles in the cave room, whose door does Da Lang want to go first?" ”

“......”

“......”

The crowd was petrified on the spot.

It turns out that the most cheap is this old and disrespectful Pan Guowei, thinking about the little thing about other people's cave houses, are you embarrassed?

But then again, it's a question worth pondering!

Three wives and three wives together?

What does it mean to marry three wives together? That is, the three wives are equal, regardless of the order.

But where does equality come from in life? I can't pass this level in the light cave room.

The cave house has to have a first and a last, right? Whoever is the first, whose hijab is the first, and whose bed is the first, naturally distinguishes the order of the big and the small, the humble, and the honor.

"So...," Old Man Wu smiled lightly. The old man is really looking forward to Dalang's wedding wine. Let's see how his peerless mind solves this problem. ”

Bang Dang!!

Tang Yi, who was about to enter the door, heard the discussion behind him, and almost didn't knock on the threshold, do you dare to damage it again?

......

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Everyone is in a hurry, who cares about Tang Yi's embarrassment?

"That's right..."

Speaking of this, Wu Yu remembered a serious matter, "Boy, girl? ”

When they got off the boat, they were surprised, but they forgot about their business, and they didn't know whether it was a man or a woman.

....

"That's right!"

Tang Yi, who was standing at the door, also came back to his senses, and he was so frightened that he didn't know that it was a boy or a girl.

Rushing into the house in a daze, "Son, still..."

Before he finished speaking, before Cao Tong outside could answer, Tang Yi's changed tone, heartbreaking, and ecstatic howls came from inside the room:

"!! with a handle"

"Look!! With a handle!! ”

"Hahahaha...... Lao Tzu has a son!! ”

Well, it's hard for the crowd outside to hear it, so there's no need to ask, boy.

Old man Wu stroked his beard even more: "It's okay, it's a little madman!" ”

Gu Fatzi was also stunned, and then he flattened his mouth and tasted, "This product must have taken medicine, otherwise how can it be so accurate!" ”

"It's all in one go, it's a boy in one go, and all the good things are for you to catch up."

Inside the house, Tang Yi rushed in to ask, but when he saw the nurse spreading out the swaddling clothes, there was only a small piece of meat under the little guy's crotch facing Tang Yi.

All of a sudden, what was afraid, what was embarrassed, what was embarrassing, all of them were thrown away. Not only screaming, but even dancing, I don't know where to put the parts on my body.

But Brother Xiao Qiao is not light, and it is okay to hook up with the red goblin, now he even has a child, but he still dares to show off in front of me?

Squinted at Tang Yi, "The little doll carved in pink and jade, someone's heart is happy, right?" ”

"Uh...."

Tang Yi's neck shrank, and he immediately stopped in frustration, and stood in the corner of the wall like a gas bag, and he didn't dare to breathe.

The son can't run, but the three ladies haven't passed this level yet.

Stretching his neck, he reluctantly looked at it from a distance again, and said incorrectly: "Child, that's it." ”

Brother Xiao Qiao rolled his eyes, this guy's face is not ordinarily thick, and he just returned my son this and that.

was about to squeeze Tang Yi a few words, but it was the nurse who spoke out and led everyone's thoughts over, "so that His Royal Highness and the three mothers can know ......"

"I just got off the boat and fed it, so I'm not hungry."

Pulling the baby's little feet, exposing the crotch, I saw that it was wet inside.

"Little one, it's pee."

"You tap!" Tang Yi quit and was immediately furious.

This "wicked woman" pulled his son's little tender leg to lift Lao Gao, "If it is broken, Lao Tzu and you will fight hard!" ”

As he spoke, the person also left the corner and rushed over, the frightened nurse turned pale, and said in her heart, this mad king's temper really changes, isn't it like this for children?

And Tang Yi swept away the nurse's hand, personally started and picked up the child.

By snatching the child, he muttered in the nurse's ear, "Go back and get the reward." ”

The nurse almost didn't laugh out loud, and stepped aside in a playful manner.

Seeing that His Royal Highness the Mad King finally held his son in his arms, he didn't care that the little doll's crotch was still wet and stained his robe.

"Son!!"

"Hahaha......"

"Son!"

"Come on, give your dad a smile on me!"

The third girl looked at his cheap appearance and rolled her eyes violently, this guy clearly wanted to come up and hug his son through the words of the nurse.

Brother Xiao Qiao took the opportunity to ask, "Do you like it?" ”

Tang Yi's eyes stood up, "My son, who dares not to like it!?" ”

said, hugging Xiao Tang Yi for a while, "Look, how much like me!" ”

"In the future, he will also be a merry boy who is fascinated by a beautiful lady!"

"Then how many are you fascinated by as a father?"

"Uh...."

It's too proud.

"No, not many..."

"How many are few?" Homeopathy and Fukang, as well as Jun Xinzhuo, sat there, quite a bit of prestige.

"Tell me, what's going on with that red goblin?"

Tang Yi hugged the child and didn't let go, a little weaker, "It's nothing.... It's just that I drank too much that day. ”

"Oh...."Brother Xiao Qiao nodded in a good manner. It's reasonable to be drunk and distracted. ”

"That's right!" Tang Yi climbed along the pole. "If you drink too much, who would have thought that you would come out with such a file?"

I don't want to, Brother Xiao Qiao answered, "You have already had a thief's heart, right?" ”

"No, no!" How dare Tang Yi admit this. "Lao Tzu is angry when he sees her, how can he have any thief heart?"

Brother Xiao Qiao doesn't follow, how can he believe him, "Borrow wine to strengthen your courage?" ”

"No, no," Tang Yi continued to argue. You know me, and we don't lack guts. ”

"So you gave birth to all the children?"

“......”

"It's a pity!" Brother Xiao Qiao sighed. "Someone swears an oath, and his words are conclusive, saying that he will marry three wives together, and no one will live up to it."

"It's just that he really has that kind of affection, it turns out that there is still a red face outside to relieve boredom, and he is not in a hurry to fulfill his promise."

"......" Tang Yi is speechless.

And the crowd of people eating melons in the courtyard looked at the three girls in the hall sitting precariously, Tang Zihao held a child and stood there with low eyebrows, not to mention how exciting the scene was, at this time, there was a lack of an aunt who sold melon seed drinks and mineral water to embellish it.

"Tsk..."

Cheap Chunli tilted his head and looked inside, and sighed sincerely: "The wife is purged, and the family style is strict!" ”

Cao Jue was even cheaper, and hugged Gu Fatzi's shoulders and praised:

"This thing is not bad, it should be revealed."

If it weren't for this cheap and fat man who had been holding back for two months, how would he have seen this meeting during the New Year?

Gu Kai pursed his lips, quite proud, "Isn't this guy capable?" Isn't it crazy? It's up to him to deal with it. ”

And Sun Langzhong over there was a little unbearable, he watched Tang Yi grow up, and he had long been treated as his own son, but when Tang Yi was embarrassed, the old man couldn't see that this kid was a little wronged.

suggested to Wu Yu: "Why don't you go in and persuade you?" ”

Wu Yu shook his head, "It's difficult for a Qing official to decide family affairs, so it's better for Da Lang to handle it himself!" ”

.....

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The discussion outside intermittently reached Tang Yi's ears, which made him feel excited and completely awakened.

Looking at the three women in the three halls, she looked down at the child again, and couldn't help muttering: "No, what are you doing here?" ”

"This is not the style of the master!"

Looking at the three women who seemed to be smiling, as well as the son in his arms, Tang Yi reacted at this time, Lao Tzu is a Tang madman, the mad king of the imperial seal, isn't it just that a son suddenly appeared? Happiness is, how to get as weak as a dead son.

"Grandma's!"

"Let Uncle Cao Guo stuff a child over, and I'm stunned!"

"I don't know what to do."

The three girls listened to Tang Yi talking to themselves there, and looked at each other in a daze, he couldn't be hysteria, right?

No, Tang Yi raised his head violently, his eyes were sharp, and the three girls couldn't help but weaken.

"Stand up for Lao Tzu!"

"Damn, my husband's family is standing here, and you can sit safely."

"What!? Rebellion!? ”

The three of them subconsciously bounced, and after they got up, they regretted it, we were reasonable, but it scared this guy.

Jun Xinzhuo and Fukang looked at Brother Xiao Qiao, among the three of them, Brother Xiao Qiaoge had the ability to talk to this madman.

Brother Xiao Qiao's heavy responsibility is on his shoulders, but he can't do it, his little face is raised, and his voice is fierce.

"What are you doing!?"

"You, you, you, you're out there, also, reasonable?"

"Humph!" Tang Yi snorted coldly and handed the child into the hands of the nurse.

"So what's going on? Lao Tzu drank a drink, and the little doll jumped out by itself, blame me!? ”

"Poof!"

The third girl was directly angry, I have never seen such an unreasonable person, who do you blame?

Brother Xiao Qiao laughed, and knew that he had weakened his momentum, so he choked with a small mouth: "I don't blame you, blame the red goblin, it's too beautiful, too demonic!" ”

"Some people saw her, but they forgot what they had said."

Tang Yi's eyes froze, "What did I say?" Tell me, 'What did I say?' ”

"You say...."

Brother Xiao Qiao's words were speechless, this guy is too shameless, there are people outside, what did he say, how could she say it in public?

Hate and scolded: "Shameless! ”

"What else to leave all the good things behind... Stay..."

I can't really say anything below, stay in the cave room for the night of candles.

"That's not easy!?"

Tang Yi knew what she was talking about, his eyes stood up, and his heart was horizontal, "Lao Tzu will be in the cave room today, just make it up for you!" ”

Burst!

Poof!

Puff puff puff!!

......

As soon as these words came out, there was a lot outside.

Cheap Chunli's head is not good, and he said in his heart, the Tang madman really didn't disappoint everyone, and he dared to put any cannon.

looked at everyone in a daze, his face changed from pale to flushed, and his expression changed from sluggish to excited.

"The more, the more, the more ......"

"It's getting fucking exciting!"

......

Besides, the three girls in the hall are simply scorched on the outside, and Fukang can't wait to find a crack in the ground and get in.

"You, you, what nonsense are you talking about!"

"What nonsense!" Tang Yi stared. "That's it."

"First the cave room, then the church!!"

As he spoke, he took a sharp sip, "The church has been given marriage by the official family, and I think who can stop Lao Tzu in the special cave room?" ”

"Yazhou ground, Lao Tzu has the final say!"

......

Everything inside and outside the house was a lump of wood, and it couldn't move.

The mad king is the mad king, there is no craziest only more crazy. Needless to say, there is also a princess Fukang in there.

This madman wants to get on the bus first and pay the ticket later......

Only Brother Xiao Qiao is calmer, how to say that she also grew up in Da Liao, and she is really not afraid of Tang Yi's hooliganism.

Besides, Brother Xiao Qiao, don't look at the usual gentleness and politeness, in fact, there is an ambition in his bones that Jun Xinzhuo can't compare. Otherwise, there would not be so many poems comparable to yellow jokes written in the original history.

Squinted at Tang Yi, "Okay, then tell me, whose room are you going to cave first!?" ”

“......”

“......”

“......”

Old man Wu is not calm, the woman is the mother-in-law, and she dares to say anything.

As for others, how can they still think about this and that, just wait for Tang Yi to answer.

Heart, whether Pan Guowei can pinch and calculate, just after saying this, it appeared for a while.

"Hehe" Pan Feng laughed dryly, and also admired his foresight.

"There is no solution to this question! Da Lang is asking for his own hardship. ”

......

And Tang Yi in the hall, when he heard Brother Xiao Qiao's question, he couldn't help but pull up the corners of his mouth and sneered indifferently:

No solution? From the day I had the idea of marrying three, this problem was solved, and Lao Tzu had already thought about it.

"Come!" stepped forward and took the three girls.

"Let's draw lots...."

Burst!!!

Plop !!

The courtyard was overwhelmed.

Pan Guowei's eyes were full of stars, and he looked up to the sky and sighed: "Zihao is not human, and he can't be judged by common sense!! ”