Chen Yu leaned against the wall to avoid the sight of the old man in charge of the dormitory, and was about to sneak upstairs. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Unexpectedly, there was a sudden loud shout from behind.

"Stop, what are you doing?"

As soon as Chen Yu turned around, he found that a little old man with a bald head was looking at him with a very vigilant look.

That kind of look is very peculiar, it looks like, like a big bad wolf that sees a fat sheep.

Chen Yu's long-tested soul can naturally see through that kind of eyes.

"Hello uncle, I'm a student here, and I'm ...... today because of something."

Before he could finish speaking, the old man in charge of the dormitory waved his hand and said with a serious face: "In the middle of the night, you said that you are a student here, do you have any evidence?" ”

'Damn, I need evidence when I go back to sleep, is it not the dormitory Longtan Tiger's Den? ’

Although he kept insulting the dormitory manager in his heart, he had a flattering smile on his face.

"You see I'm in a hurry to go out this time, I didn't bring my student ID or anything, isn't it ......?"

The old man squinted at him, and his voice sounded very cold.

"Okay, don't talk about it, I've lost my underwear several times in the girls' dormitory recently, and I don't look like a good person in your eyes, so I'll call the director of discipline!"

When Chen Yu heard this, he was so frightened that he almost came out.

Fortunately, he reads more novels on weekdays, and his brain is quite flexible.

Reached out and took out half a box of Yellow Crane Tower from his pocket and handed it to the dormitory manager.

The dormitory manager looked down, took it quietly, and then took small steps, as if talking to himself.

"Oh, I can't even see anyone on this big night, it's really suffocating me."

Chen Yu's 'Ice and Snow Smart' understood the meaning of the dormitory manager in a fraction of a second.

He glanced disdainfully at the old man in charge of the dormitory, and ran into the corridor quickly.

The door of the dormitory was hidden, and Chen Yu pushed the door in.

The lights have long been turned off.

It was dark inside, only the second Lin Minglang's bed still had the light of the mobile phone.

Needless to say, Lin Minglang designated that he was fighting the landlord again.

After Chen Yu closed the door, he walked towards his bed in the dark.

After Lin Minglang heard the movement, he asked softly, "Chen Xiaopang, what are you doing in the middle of the night?" ”

"Rolling the grass."

Chen Yu didn't think about it, he opened his mouth and answered.

Lin Minglang sat up and asked in surprise, "Rolling grass?" You? ”

"Yes, no?"

"Cut, it's not that my brother looks down on you, but I really look down on you, so you still roll on the grass? That girl is blind? Or did Ruhua finally figure it out and want to spend a long life with you? ”

This Ruhua classmate is a famous celebrity in the school, but he is famous for being ugly.

She is 1.6 meters tall and has a waist circumference of 1.6 meters, and she walks like a salted duck egg rolling.

To put it bluntly, in Normal University, this girl is really an 'art bacteria'!

Chen Yu was not happy, looked at Lin Minglang's direction, and retorted angrily: "Damn, what's wrong with Lao Tzu, isn't it just more meat?" I think I was also a handsome guy who resounded everywhere back then. ”

"Okay!"

Lin Minglang covered the quilt and continued to play his fight landlord.

……

Chen Yu was lying in the quilt, but he couldn't sleep.

His head was a mess.

What happened today is so unbelievable that the whole thing is as unreal as a dream.

Suddenly, he had an idea to do an experiment to see if anyone else could see the huge display.

So he whispered silently: "System view." ”

The big screen was not far from him.

Lin Minglang slept opposite him.

And that big screen is right in the middle of the two.

The screen glows and looks very noticeable.

If others could really see it, they would be able to see it at a glance. Take Lin Minglang as an experiment, he hasn't slept yet anyway. ’

"Brother Minglang, look at me."

Chen Xiaopang whispered in the direction of Lin Minglang.

Lin Minglang's luck today is very good, he has won more than 200 q coins in one night, and now he is holding a good deck of spring fried cards in his hand.

"You don't have flowers, and I saw you hanging in the middle of the night!"

"Who said I didn't grow flowers, chrysanthemums aren't flowers? Take a look at me. ”

Just talk about the kung fu, a good hand of cards without moving, people have already won.

Being spring is a very helpless thing, and Lin Minglang's heart is very aggrieved.

He looked angrily in the direction of Chen Yu and said, "Let me see your ugly chrysanthemum in the middle of the night, do you want me to have nightmares?" ”

Lin Minglang's mobile phone was not turned off, and under the light of the mobile phone, Chen Yu could clearly see the indignant expression on his face, as well as the boogers stuck to the tip of his nose.

He was really looking at his side. ’

"Brother Minglang, do you see if there is a faint light on my side?"

"It's black and sloppy! Are you having a nerve line in your pelvis? ”

After making sure that the other party really couldn't see that screen, Chen Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

"Brother Minglang, good night!"

With that, he flipped over and turned his face against the wall.

It seems that others can't see this big screen, so this secret of their own can't be exposed. I can rest assured that I can boldly dominate the world, waiting for all kinds of beauties to give me a hug, hehe......

His mind kept thinking about all kinds of fragrant pictures, and he fell asleep in a daze.

I didn't sleep for most of the night, and I slept very soundly.

By the time he opened his eyes, it was already the third pole of the sun.

He rubbed his fat eyes and sat up from the bed, yawning at the clock that the boss hung on the wall.

Teng stood up energetically.

"Damn, it's ten o'clock, it's over, I didn't ask for leave......"

A melodious voice came.

"What are you yelling about in pink panties? Don't worry, I've already said hello to the boss, and he'll take us off. ”

Chen Yu patted his chest, stretched his waist, and then sat on the bed and began to put on his pants.

Lin Minglang didn't feel sleepy either, and after inking on the bed for a while, he also began to get up slowly.

After the two of them washed up, they sat on the bed boredly, you look at me, I look at you.

Lin Minglang asked shyly, "Chen Xiaopang, I heard that you did something earth-shattering yesterday?" ”

"What are you referring to? What Lao Tzu does every day is very earth-shattering. ”

"I've heard people say that you are openly showing love to Li Mantong, right?"

Chen Yu's face was straight, and he said solemnly: "I'm courting, not showing love, please pay attention to your wording." ”

Lin Minglang stretched out his thumb and exclaimed: "Chen Xiaopang, you are really brave, you actually thought of such an unconventional way to court, although it was not successful, but I am optimistic about you." ”

Chen Yu's face was full of pride.

"By the way, Chen Xiaopang, I also heard that you were beaten by Xu Zhou from your class yesterday? Is it true? ”

Chen Yu's face immediately drooped, thought for a while, and said, "My fists were too heavy, and I was afraid of causing death, so I didn't fight back." ”

Lin Minglang nodded as if he felt the same way and said: "Well, well, me too, the fist is too heavy, if it is broken, it will be a matter, we don't have to gang up to find him for revenge." ”

Facing such a braggart roommate, Chen Yu was also deeply helpless.