Chapter 130: Nonsense
The next day, Ye Piaoye changed into a green coat, and became more and more plain and lovely, and sure enough, he came to Du Huan to discuss how to deal with Lin Xiaoan.
Ye Piaoye looked at Du Huan's eyes and said, "Du Gongzi, I didn't sleep well last night, are you worried about Lin Xiaoan, or are you worried about yourself." ”
"I think you're inexplicable. Du Huan said.
"Well, I also think I'm inexplicable. Ye Piaoye held a tea cup with a green glaze with a lotus pattern in her hand, which matched her clothes very well, pointed to the teacup on the table and said, "Du Gongzi, please use tea." ”
Du Huan took a sip of tea and said, "It's poisonous." ”
Ye Piaoye chuckled. "To get back to the point, I invited Du Gongzi to come, in fact, because I wanted to invite Lin Xiaoan, Du Gongzi understands this. The most difficult people in the world to deal with are people who have no friends since childhood, and Lin Xiaoanli and I are such people. But fortunately, Lin Xiaoan's friend now has a friend, Tang Sangongzi, but Tang Sangongzi I don't want to move, fortunately, Lin Xiaoan's still has a friend, that is, Du Gongzi. So, don't be surprised by Du Gongzi. As mentioned above, the right should apologize to Du Gongzi. Now I can be sure that Lin Xiaoanhui will definitely come to Fayun Temple alone with a single sword as I said in my letter, and my letter says that if on the night of the sixteenth, I can't see her in the suspended tower of Fayun Temple on the moon, I will cut off one of your hands."
"What if it rains and there is no moon that day?"
"Cut off the other hand. Ye Piaoye glanced at Du Huan.
"The question now is, Lin Xiaoanzu is here, what do Du Gongzi think to deal with her? You know her very well, you can give me a counselor. ”
"I'm not in the same league as you. Du Huanqi said.
"Oh, by the way, you're in the same league as Lin Xiaoan. ”
"I'm not in the same league as her. ”
"Then who are you with? ”
"With the big yellow dog in the vegetable garden behind you. ”
"Oh, the big yellow dog is called Rhubarb, have you been to the back vegetable garden? you can't run out from there, the old woman who grows vegetables there even wants me to give her three points, you can try to escape from the broken wall behind the Guanyin Pavilion, maybe there is a chance." ”
"I'll try it next time. Du Huan rolled his eyes.
"Let's get down to business," Ye Piaoye flicked the teacup with his fingertips, making a tinkling sound, "When Lin Xiaoanvil comes, I will kill you with a sword in front of her, do you think she will be upset?" By the way, you are not a person in the martial arts, you may not know that the master is competing with a sword, and calming your mind is the key to victory or defeat." ”
"This is not good, it is better to let Lin Xiaoanan kill me with her own hands, she may be more confused. Du Huan said.
"Well, good idea, then how can I get her to kill you with her own hands? I want to think about it, by the way, this is good, when Lin Xiaoanzu came, the moon was hanging in the sky, and the moonlight was like water at that time, and the masters of my Fayun Temple all wore grimace shells and swarmed up, and you were also mixed in it, all the same clothes, Lin Xiaoanli didn't know that his Du Gongzi was also among them. Naturally, you won't be obedient, then, we will first drug you, and use iron wires to pierce your hands and tendons to lead you out, at that time, you are like a puppet puppet in a puppet show, obedient and obedient. Lin Xiaoanvil rises up and kills you with a sword. Then, when Lin Xiaoan's sword rises, when you fall to the ground, the grimace shell also flies out, and in the moonlight, Lin Xiaoan's face will be upset when he sees your dead face?"
With that, the two laughed together.
"Why is Du Gongzi smiling a little reluctantly?"
"Not reluctantly, not reluctantly," Du Huan said, "It's like watching a play, it's a puppet show, I'm really lucky to be able to play Miss Ye's play." It's just that the iron wire wears the tendons and tendons, and can I still move if I wear it?"
"Don't worry about Du Gongzi, I just said that if you want to wear it, you have to wear it, and you have to come to Doctor Xue to wear it, but it's a pity that Doctor Xue has also joined Zhongshu Mountain," Ye Piaoye gritted his teeth when he said the three words "Zhongshu Mountain", and the flowers suddenly withered, but immediately there was a spring breeze on his face, "We have other ways to make you obedient, and you can't see the flaws in the anvil of Lin Xiaoan." ”
Du Huan suddenly asked: "Why does Miss Ye have to kill Lin Xiaoan? Isn't it good to have peace in the rivers and lakes now? Why do you have to fight and kill?"
Ye Piaoye said: "This Jianghu is very good, but it's a pity that it's not mine." It's as simple as that. To put it simply, boring. ”
"What's boring?"
"The masters are boring. Ye Piaoye's face suddenly turned gloomy, and he suddenly looked at Du Huan and smiled.
"I think you're crazy about martial arts, such a girl, it's a pity. Du Huan said word by word. He hoped that Ye Piaoye would kill him with a sword now.
Ye Piaoye stood up and said, "It's really interesting to talk to Du Gongzi, it's just that my biggest question is how could Lin Xiaoanzu take a fancy to you?"
Du Huan said in her heart that she just didn't like me, so she didn't come to me. Du Huan didn't say it.
Ye Piaoye left, as if she hadn't been here at all. The sunlight in the nunnery only moved a few inches between the two while they were talking. Du Huan looked at the sunshine, his heart was very chaotic and scared.
The next day, Ye Piaoye came again. With a smile on his face, it is undeniable that Ye Piaoye smiles very well. Ye Piaoye sat very close to Du Huan today, as if she and Du Huan had been good friends for many years.
"Yesterday's idea, I thought about it, it's not good. Ye Piaoye frowned and said, "It's better like this, when Lin Xiaoanvil comes, let's sing an empty city plan." The entire Fayuni Temple is empty, and then wait for Lin Xiaoanvil to find you in this huge temple. ”
"Why does she have to look for me?" Du Huan asked.
"Because since she came, she must look for you?" Ye Piaoye looked at Du Huan very strangely, "Otherwise, why would she come, at that time, I will leave some clues in the temple that only Lin Xiaoanu will find, and she will follow these clues I left to enter the secret room under the suspended tower, and if you enter, she will find you." However, that you are fake, a person of similar size to you pretended, of course, when Lin Xiaoanvil found the time, the big stone slab in the secret room had already been closed. The suspended tower was also sealed. There are two key points in this play, one is that the flaws that introduce Lin Xiaoanvil into the tower must be true and false, too true, Lin Xiaoanvil will know that it is fake, too fake, Lin Xiaoanvil will know that it is true, it is true, that is, fake, so the flaws should be half-exposed, and the bright line and the dark line are intertwined. The second is that in the basement under the tower, Lin Xiaoanli is going to be buried in the darkness of eternity with a fake Du Gongzi, you say, that's what Lin Xiaoanzu thinks in his heart. In fact, the most terrible thing about how people die is to die slowly in the dark from despair, and to die with a fake match. After Ye Piaoye finished speaking, she smiled brightly and looked at Du Huan, as if she hoped that Du Huan would also agree with her plan. Du Huan looked at her beautiful smile, but there seemed to be many wriggling poisonous insects hanging in her smile. After those poisonous insects fell down one by one hanging from the silk threads, there was only a white face left.
Du Huan was upset in his heart, but he still smiled casually: "What you said is good, but I am not Lin Xiaoan's good friend." ”
"This is another story, we just assume for now that you are Lin Xiaoan's good friend. Also, it just occurred to me that the clue that leads the anvil into the Hanging Tower should be flawless, and it is best to use what you have. ”
"What's on me?" Du Huan felt that his attention could no longer be concentrated, because he couldn't keep up with Ye Piaoye's crazy thoughts.
Ye Piaoye gestured at Du Huan's neck, and smiled brightly, "For example, with your flesh-and-blood human head, placed at the small door on the base of the suspended tower, what will Lin Xiaoanzu think when he sees it?"
"Crazy woman. Du Huan said.
Ye Piaoye didn't care about Du Huan, he pursed his lips and smiled: "Lin Xiaoan, I will think, this is the old suspicion array, it is to lead me into the tower, I will not go in." And then what?"
Du Huan shook his head, this person is really crazy.
Then, she'll go in anyway. Why?" Ye Piaoye laughed like a speck of sunlight falling to the ground, and turned to leave.
The next day, Ye Piaoye came again, and when he entered the door, he said: "According to yesterday's method, in fact, I can already kill you, anyway, with just a fake Du Huan, I don't need your real body." ”
Although Du Huan knew that Ye Piaoye might not kill him now, he was still startled: "Maybe it's still useful to keep my real body." ”
"Then keep it. Ye Piaoye sighed, "Actually, what I said two days ago is nothing to joke, what kind of organs, empty city plans, but a trick to deal with ordinary masters of the rivers and lakes, it is useless to deal with Lin Xiaoan." I know Lin Xiaoanli better than you, you and Lin Xiaoanqin have been friends for two years, and I have been enemies with her for many years, so I know her better than you. Ye Piaoye said it heartily, as if she had really been discussing with Du Huan how to deal with Lin Xiaoan. "Lin Xiaoanli never plays the sword according to the moves, she was born without moves, she herself doesn't know which way to go, for her, everywhere is not a road, everywhere is a road. In short, this person just has no rules. Therefore, three years ago, the pursuit of Dongshu Mountain actually made her find a way out of the play and run away from the play where there was no way. This time, I'm going to set a rule for her, and if I have a rule, what is the rule? It's a net. Lin Xiaoanli has always been a winner, just because she has no rules, there is no net to bind her, well, this time" Ye Piaoye smiled sweetly, "Do you want to see the rules I made for Lin Xiaoan?"
"I don't want to. Du Huan said. Du Huan really didn't want to, because Ye Piaoye was just making fun of him, but Du Huan wanted to know what Ye Piaoye was going to do. Just as Du Huan hoped that Lin Xiaoanzu would save him, in order to prove that Lin Xiaoanqin actually remembered himself, but he was afraid that Lin Xiaoanhui would throw himself into the net. Du Huan's heart became more and more chaotic day by day.
Du Huan also thought that Ye Piaoye did know Lin Xiaoanzu very well, and when he was in the Savage Valley, Lin Xiaoanzu also said that he broke through from the encirclement and pursuit of the seven hundred sects back then, just because sometimes he didn't know what he was going to do.
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