It's been more than two hours, female director, the summit is no longer in Yin Zibo's mind at all, Yin Zibo only has one thing in his mind now: internal urgency. Yin Zibo became more and more irritable, and was surprised to find that he actually had a faint impulse, as if he wanted to get an erection, what was the mess.

Yin Zibo didn't know that there was musk and civet smell in the aftertaste of joy-u, both of which were sex-glandular secretions during the mating period, and the two stayed in such a small space for two or three hours. Yin Zibo's olfactory cells had completely failed to respond to the smell of Ling Ran's perfume, but the neurons had been soaked in the two most volatile sex-hormones that were most appealing to males.

Yin Zibo began to desperately think about something else, but his attention still couldn't control back to his bladder, and gradually Yin Zibo couldn't stand still, pacing in the elevator, but the elevator was not enough for him to walk three times, and there was a person standing there in the way, hey, there was one more person in the way By half past eleven, the two had been trapped in the elevator for three hours, Yin Zibo no longer walked, stood with his face up, and put his forehead on the stainless steel wall of the elevator, hoping that the stainless steel wall could ice his hot head, and the feeling of the bladder had changed from bloated to painful。 Yin Zibo said to himself: No, I can't stand it, I can't help it

Suddenly, Yin Zibo's sleeve was gently pulled twice. Yin Zibo looked back in amazement, only to see the girl silently handing over a large empty mineral water bottle - in fact, that bottle of mineral water Ling Ran had only drunk two sips on the road, and just poured all the remaining water on the corner of the elevator, if there were workers under the elevator shaft who were overhauling, it could only be said, who told them to repair so slowly!

Yin Zibo was embarrassed and grateful: "Thank you." ”

The girl smiled and stepped away.

Yin Zibo really couldn't take care of it so much, and he wanted to pull the zipper in front of the elevator corner.

The girl shouted again, "Wait." He pointed to the top of his head.

Yin Zibo looked up, and suddenly became angry: Nima, camera.

The girl thought for a moment, pulled out a pack of wet wipes from her bag, pulled out a few sheets, and stacked them on top of each other: "Can you reach it? ”

Yin Zibo nodded, took the wet wipe, stood on tiptoe, and pasted all the wet wipes on the camera.

The girl nodded: "It's okay now." "Step back.

Yin Zibo was very embarrassed, hey, he just said something disrespectful, and now people are solving their worries and problems, but no matter what, let's solve the urgent task first.

Yin Zibo almost stood against the wall, unbuttoned the front of his pants, and pulled himself out - Yin Zibo found that he was half soft and half hard, slightly swollen, probably because he had been holding it for too long. Yin Zibo held himself, aimed at the mouth of the bottle, stretched in a little, and began to pee, and the liquid that had been held for a long time rushed into the bottle, and there was a "bang". Yin Zibo almost didn't jump up - it's really damn, that beauty must have heard it, what did I do in my last life Yin Zibo quickly stuffed himself inside, and at the same time turned the bottle sideways and put it a little horizontally, well, the mouth of the bottle seems to be a little small

Yin Zibo was suddenly surprised to find that he was expanding, what's the matter? Heaven and earth conscience, I really didn't mean that, I really didn't think about anything except that I was about to suffocate to death, don't let her find out, otherwise I really want to play hooligan, is she looking at me from behind now

Yin Zibo was horrified to find that she had already touched the mouth of the bottle, and it was not good that she couldn't pee now, would she find out if she was stuck, oops, it hurts

Yin Zibo couldn't help but take a breath in pain.

Ling Ran was originally standing with his back to Yin Zibo, but suddenly felt something strange and looked back: "What's wrong." ”

Yin Zibo was embarrassed, and the pain made him tremble slightly.

Ling Ran was surprised: "What's wrong with you." ”

Yin Zibo broke out in a cold sweat: "Don't, don't come here." I couldn't help but take a big breath.

Ling Ran felt that something was wrong, so she walked over quickly and looked down, "Oh." ”

Yin Zibo was wearing that plastic thing, and he was stuck, and when Ling Ran looked at it like this, he suddenly closed his eyes, and he had a dead heart.

But the one who seemed to know that he was being inspected by a beautiful woman, and he made a big circle, Yin Zibo's pain intensified, and sweat broke out on his forehead.

Ling Ran was surprised, because she saw that the skin that was stuck on the outside bulged, and if she continued like this, she would turn purple: "Hey, don't move, relax." ”

Ling Ran opened her bag, took out a Swiss Army knife that she had been carrying with her all the time, and then bent one leg and half-knelt on the ground: "Don't move, I'll cut it for you." You breathe deeply, right, exhale slowly, inhale slowly. ”

Ling Ran quickly cut off the underside of the bottle mouth with a Swiss Army knife, but Yin Zibo was still stuck inside, and the pain was so bad, but the hardness never decreased. Ling Ran carefully used the small scissors on the saber to cut the mouth of the bottle lengthwise. Cutting the small circle that was stuck, Ling Ran had to press the end of the blood vessel with her fingers, press the skin down, and then insert the scissors into it a little bit, carefully and slowly cutting.

Yin Zibo was so attached to the spout of a plastic bottle, hard (and it was getting harder and harder) was watched close by the eyes of a strange girl who was engrossed, pinched with the fingers of one hand, and cut with small scissors with the other hand, he was so ashamed that he was ashamed of himself, and he wanted to have a myocardial infarction on the spot, and finally put his heart sideways - grandma's, what am I afraid of, it's not that I haven't been seen by a woman, I've touched it, I'm nervous, who is afraid of whom.

Ling Ran finally cut it open, and helped him remove the cut plastic bottle mouth. Both breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. Yin Zibo was covered in sweat, and his face was so red that he was almost dripping blood: "Thank you." ”

Ling Ran stood up and smiled gently: "You're welcome." ”

Yin Zibo hurriedly stuffed himself back into his pants, and at this time, he suddenly found that he was anxious again

Ling Ran rummaged through her bag again and pulled out a beautiful small pink plastic bag, which was printed with roses on the outside and contained a set of newly bought makeup brushes. Ling Ran took out the makeup brush and gave the plastic bag to Yin Zibo: "Use this." ”

"Thank you. Yin Zibo blushed and whispered.

Ling Ran stepped back again.

Yin Zibo finally solved his problem, zipped his pants, put the cut plastic bottle in a plastic bag, and tied several knots to ensure that it did not leak or emit odors, and then carefully rested on the corner of the elevator.

After finishing his work, Yin Zibo turned around and looked at Ling Ran, he was very embarrassed, so he had to smile at her. Ling Ran also smiled at Yin Zibo, took out the pack of wet wipes from his bag, and took out one: "Wipe your hands." ”

Yin Zibo took it and wiped his hands. Ling Ran was rummaging through her bags again, and Yin Zibo was curious about how many things she had in her big bag, how could it be like a treasure chest. But this time, Ling Ran flipped through for a long time, only took out a pack of napkins, shook one open, and laid it on the ground: "I'm sorry, you don't mind if I sit on the ground, I really stand on my legs and die." ”

Yin Zibo shouted: "Hey, wait a minute." ”

Yin Zibo took off his suit and top, and spread the inside on the ground: "Sit on my clothes, the ground is dirty and cold." ”

Ling Ran saw the sign on the inside of her clothes: boss. Busy said: "Don't, such a high-end suit." ”

"It's okay, I was about to take it to the laundry to wash it. You sit. Yin Zibo had already laid out his clothes, "You don't mind if I sit down too, I can't stand anymore." ”

Ling Ran smiled: "I really have to ask you to sit down too, because my skirt is too short." ”

The two laughed together, sat side by side on Yin Zibo's suit, and hammered their legs together. Yin Zibo sat next to Ling Ran at close range, the upper epidermal cells on the tip of his nose began to react to the fluttering smell again, and Yin Zibo suddenly found that the girl's bewitching big wavy curls were a little brushed against his shirt.

Ling Ran didn't pay attention to Yin Zibo's strange appearance, pinching his calf while muttering: "Standing for three hours is more tiring than climbing a mountain for three hours." ”

"I don't even feel my legs anymore. I felt like my bladder was going to explode. Yin Zibo sighed, "I'm sorry to make a fool of myself in front of you." Hey, in my life, I don't drink tea in the morning, I don't eat noodles, I don't eat soup, and I don't eat soy milk, milk, wontons, tofu brain, I don't eat them all, I don't eat a mouthful. Since then, I have two baked cakes or two steamed buns a day every morning, living the simplest life and the lowest material needs."

Ling Ran suddenly laughed "haha": "What you said is very similar to what my friend said after breaking his bones in skiing. ”

The more Ling Ran thought about it, the funnier it became, "haha" and laughed non-stop: "She was also caused by holding urine." ”

Ling Ran's interest came up, and there was nothing to do: "That was two years ago, that Christmas, a few of our friends made an appointment to go skiing together. We first drove to the town down the hill and stayed overnight in a motel. Get up in the morning, the hotel has a free breakfast, in fact, it is egg toast milk coffee, what else can Lao Mei think of, we finished eating breakfast, and set off to the mountain snow field together, and the road drove for two hours. Once you arrive at the location, you will take the cable car up to the ski slopes at the top of the mountain. There were a lot of skiers that day, and there was a long queue to ride the gondola, so we all waited there with skis on our shoulders. There was a couple among my friends, and the woman said that she had drunk too much coffee in the hotel in the morning and was anxious. We said you should go quickly, we were in line anyway, so she ran to the bathroom. ”

"There are no formal toilets underneath the slopes, just two plastic toilets, and the queue is so large that it is longer than the cable car. After a while, our cable car arrived, and her husband was in a hurry, telling her to get on the cable car first, and then it was too late to find a bathroom on the top of the mountain. At that time, she muttered: What if there is no one on the top of the mountain. Her husband saw that the cable car and the queue to go to the toilet were so long, so he said: If you can't find the bathroom, you won't find a tree to block it. We were happy. The woman was very embarrassed, and ran back and said, "How can I do that, I'm not a man." ”

"Then we went up, and when we got to the top of the mountain, there really wasn't a bathroom. The woman began to complain, and we said, "Hurry up and find a tree." But the top of the hill was full of people, and there were no two trees leaning together, and then the woman said she was going to go down by cable car. Unexpectedly, the queue to go down by cable car was also very long, and the women lined up for a while, and they were about to cry. Her husband was in a hurry, so he took her to a steep hillside, found a tree, and then stood in front of her, saying, "Hurry up, there is no one here." ”

Later, according to her own account, she had just pulled down her pants and squatted down, when she suddenly felt her feet slip, and then her ass slid all the way down. Her husband was running and rolling in the back, yelling and yelling. The friends were stunned, and the people all over the hill saw her bare half of her buttocks, sliding down quickly, and disappeared from view in a blink of an eye, because she was wearing a big red ski jacket and pants, and the half of her bare buttocks were particularly eye-catching. ”

"She passed out halfway through. He was taken to the hospital by ambulance with a fractured tail vertebrae, frostbite and abrasions on his buttocks. The hospital gave her an analgesic injection and the bandaging was completed. She was still in a coma and her husband went to discuss her condition with the doctor. We walked into the room and sat around her. There was another patient in the same ward, also Chinese, with a plaster cast on one leg. ”

After a while, she woke up and asked us how she was. We told her that she had to lie in bed for at least 3 months because of a cracked tail vertebrae, and she sighed that she was so unlucky that she had fallen on the ass after slipping into the snow. The Chinese next to him interjected and said that he was unlucky, came to ski for the holidays, and as a result, he broke his leg and had to lie down for 5 months to half a year. We were curious and asked him how he fell. ”

"The man sighed and said, 'Don't mention it, this shouldn't have happened, I'm very skilled, and steep slope skiing would have been a piece of cake for me.' This morning I was on the mountain, just right over a steep slope, and suddenly I heard everyone yelling, and when I looked up, I saw a man pulling his pants under his buttocks, half of his bare buttocks, and sliding his ass upside down the hill like skis, and I was so surprised that I rushed up a snowdrift and flew out. Hey, I really don't know what these old beauties are doing. ’”

"As we were looking at each other, the friend's husband pushed the door in, and when he saw his wife awake, he said angrily, 'Hey, what's the matter with you?' I told you to hurry up and make it convenient while there is no one. I didn't tell you to slide your ass down the hill like a snowboard. ’”

Ling Ran said, and Yin Zibo smiled. When Ling Ran said the last sentence, Yin Zibo laughed "haha", laughing almost cramps.

Ling Ran also smiled: "Later, that friend said: This matter, I have palpitations in my life, I don't dare to go skiing again, and I don't dare to drink coffee in the morning for a long time." ”

Yin Zibo made up the matter again, and the more he thought about it, the funnier it became: "Really, is there such a thing?

Ling Ran smiled: "What do you say?"

Yin Zibo laughed for a long time and asked, "Did you come back from the United States?"

Ling Ran nodded: "Yes, I have been in the United States for five years and have just returned to China." ”

"Five years, what are you doing there?"

"Study first, work later. Ling Ran replied.

Yin Zibo said "oh": "No wonder you speak foreign language." I'm sorry, I don't know any English, I'm a bad listener. ”

"It's okay, I'm overreacting, too. ”

Yin Zibo was very embarrassed: "Really, I just graduated from junior high school, and when I was a child, I was a cow watcher in the village." Like you, I usually meet, I always hide far away, where dare to offend me I drank too much last night. ”

Ling Ran laughed: "I'm embarrassed when you talk like that." ”

At this time, suddenly the elevator shook twice, and then began to descend, and the floor display on the dashboard was also improved, and the numbers began to flash and change again.

"It's fixed. Ling Ran couldn't help but be excited, put on her shoes, and then got up with a grunt and picked up her bag.

"It's finally fixed. Yin Zibo muttered, picked up his suit, and stood up, "It's past 12 o'clock, the meeting will be finished early, it's time for lunch." Yin Zibo suddenly seemed to think of something faintly in his mind.

But before he could think about it, Ling Ran said, "Yes, I'm hungry." Anyway, I can finally get out of this elevator. In fact, Ling Ran also held back for a while.

"It was a pleasure to meet you. Ling Ran stretched out her hand to Yin Zibo, "Thank you." ”

"Ah, I should thank you. Yin Zibo said, holding Ling Ran's hand, he suddenly remembered that he didn't know her name.

At this time, the elevator had stopped on the first floor, the door slowly opened, and Ling Ran smiled: "Goodbye." ”

"Well, goodbye. Yin Zibo was in a hurry, and he didn't know how to ask her for her phone number, so he held her hand and didn't let go.

Ling Ran smiled, stood on tiptoe slightly and kissed Yin Zibo on the face: "Bye-bye." ”

Yin Zibo had to let go, and the two turned around together and walked out of the elevator. Suddenly, I found that there were several people standing at the elevator entrance, looking at them dumbfounded. And the one standing in the middle of the door wearing a white shirt and black suit was Ye Ling