Chapter Forty-Eight: A Loud Fart

Su Zhuang and Su Kuo saw Feng Minmin sitting down, and they sat down together. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Su Zhuang and Su Kuo are brothers, and after joining the army since childhood, they have followed King Chen to fight on the battlefield for more than ten years. Although the two have been by King Chen's side for more than ten years, they have never seen King Chen smile, even if they win the battle, King Chen's face is cold! Just heard King Chen laughing so happily, Su Wen and Su Kuo were very curious, the prince was actually laughing?

Su Zhuang took the lead in asking Feng Minmin, "Eh, Miss Fuwen, our two brothers have been following the prince from birth to death for more than ten years, and we have never seen the prince really smile, just now, what did you talk about, and you actually made the prince laugh so happily?" ”

Feng Minmin exclaimed, "I've never seen him laugh before?" ”

The two nodded.

Feng Minmin immediately muttered, "This girl may be mentally ill!" ”

Su Zhuang was stunned, "What? Is the prince sick? ”

"Huh? yes, I suspect it's mental illness, and no one ever laughs. However, then, the prince's illness has improved. Feng Minmin said thoughtfully.

Su Zhuang said bitterly, "Mental illness? What a disease! My subordinates really damn it, I didn't know that the prince was sick, so I went to ask the prince for a doctor. ”

Su Kuo, who was more honest and honest on the side, also showed a heartache look.

Feng Minmin was a little speechless, and hurriedly explained: "Don't don't, don't be, the prince is not sick, the prince's illness has long been cured, and now it is very good!"

As soon as Su Zhuang heard that King Chen was not sick, his mood immediately improved, "Miss Fuwen, what you said is true?" ”

Feng Minmin nodded seriously, and was suddenly moved by the loyalty of these two people. She smiled knowingly, took the wine jar, poured a full bowl of wine into her bowl, and said proudly: "Come on, don't worry, it's done!"

As a soldier, Su Zhuang and Su Kuo liked Feng Minmin's arrogance very much, and immediately picked up the wine bowl.

The three bowls collide with a crisp clinking sound. After a bowl of wine, the three of them showed expressions of enjoyment.

This ancient liquor is not as high as the current liquor, but the wine is quite mellow, so a big bowl goes down, and the Feng Minmin, who is not very good, is a little drunk!

With the intention of wine, Feng Minmin sighed heavily, looking at this situation, he actually read the poem aloud: "Draw the knife and cut off the water, the water will flow more, and the wine will eliminate sorrow and sorrow." ”

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected of frost on the ground, look up at the bright moon, bow your head and miss your hometown." "The old lady didn't know before, the artistic conception expressed in these poems, today, it seems to be understood, Mom, Feng Dahua, I miss you. Xiaobai, where are you and when will you wake up? ”

Su Zhuang and Su Kuoqi were at a loss, they didn't know that Feng Minmin was too much to drink, so they started talking nonsense and dancing hand and foot after a drink.

Feng Minmin picked up the wine jar again at this time and poured a few sips of wine into his mouth. Su Zhuang wanted to stop him, but he was afraid of making this little master unhappy.

"Drink, drink together, every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, Brother Su Qiang, Brother Su Kuo, tonight, have a good drink!" The alcohol paralyzed her sensitive brain, causing her cheeks to flush and her eyes to blur.

Playing Xiao Su Zhuang regretted that his mother didn't give him a sister to play, this will make Su Zhuang hear Feng Minmin call him eldest brother, his heart warmed, and he was a little embarrassed, so he didn't mean to stop Feng Minmin from drinking, thinking that this little girl was afraid that she had too many things on her mind, so she wanted to drink!

The thoughts of soldiers, if you want to drink, drink to your heart's content!

As a result, Feng Minmin drank a small jar of wine, so he was so drunk that he lay on the table and fell asleep.

Su Zhuang and Su Kuo looked at each other and smiled, then ate their own food and drank their own wine.

Feng Minmin's movement was too big, and the poems he chanted casually reached the ears of Ling Zixie and the others, and everyone showed approving looks.

"Draw the knife and cut off the water, the water is more flowing, and the sorrow is more sorrowful through wine! Good poetry, good poetry! I didn't expect a slave to have such talent. Ling Zixuan opened his mouth and said approvingly.

Ling Zixie didn't answer, but a dazzling arc appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Only, Yu Rouge's face turned white, and a trace of cruelty flashed in her eyes, and soon disappeared again, and no one noticed the change in Yu Rouge's expression.

Because the two men in front of them, their minds at this time are all on the woman's body.

After dinner, Feng Minmin was almost carried into the carriage by Su Zhuang and Su Kuo.

The carriage was bumpy, Feng Minmin's body was thin, and his bones hurt from such a bump. When he opened his confused eyes, he saw Ling Zixie sitting in the carriage like a big Buddha, squinting and resting.

Feng Minmin, who was still drunk, stretched out her claws and rubbed against Ling Zi's evil face.

Before he could touch his hand, he saw Ling Zi open his eyes evilly, grabbed her claws, and looked down at Feng Minmin, who was lying on the carriage with disgust, exuding the smell of wine.

"Can't you do it, do you want to be the king of Liben?"

Feng Minmin showed a silly smile, "Hehe, Lord Wang, are you willing?" ”

Ling Zixie indifferently shook her hand aside, gritting her teeth and calling out her name: "Wind! Quick! Quick! ”

He was angry, this woman didn't know how to drink but drank so much, or with other men. He's angry, this woman has a hippie smile every time and is not serious!

Very tense atmosphere!

Suddenly, a thunderous sound of "poof~~~" came.

What happened!

This woman is actually!

Fart!

And still in the carriage!

Ling Zixie rolled his eyes in an extremely speechless manner, and covered his nose with his hands, for fear of smelling something.

"Poof~~~" Another thunderous fart burst out.

Suddenly, Ling Zixie's eyes widened and he covered his nose stiffly.

The drunken Feng Minmin bit his lower lip and said with a shy smile, "Lord Wang, I seem to have farted, yes, I'm sorry!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he fell straight down.

Ling Zixie hurriedly opened the curtain of the carriage, gasping for the fresh air outside, and the whistling wind blew the carriage cold, blowing away the disgusting smell that should not exist.

The bright moonlight shone into the carriage, hitting Feng Minmin's little face that was red from drinking, his long eyelashes reflected a faint shadow, and his thin pink lips were tightly pursed.

Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed the handsome little face that moved, and the helplessness and horror had dissipated, Ling Zixie slowly let go of the curtain, wanting to touch the red fluttering cheek gently.

Haven't touched the wind sensitive yet.

Feng Min sat up with a swish, his eyes were unusually moist and soft, staring at Ling Zixie, and said in a delicate voice: "Official, you are so handsome!" ”

Ling Zixie's hand paused in the air, and he was very puzzled by what nerves this woman didn't know.

It's just that he didn't know that Feng Minmin at this time was ghosted.

The person who can see the ghost, once it is very relaxed, is the most dangerous time, and at this time the ghost will want to invade her body.

Sometimes, just for a while, sometimes it may never leave, and it may take over that body forever.

Therefore, for many ghosts, Feng Minmin's body is a fragrant bait.