87.Chapter 87: Shameless Sheep
Wang Fan grabbed the cicada and pinched it hard, and immediately lost contact with Cheng Shaofeng. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Wang Fan took a step, and the naked eye saw a light passing by, and stepped on Cheng Shaofeng's chest.
"Bang!"
Cheng Shaofeng screamed, he felt that the bones in his body were broken, and he hit a boulder, and his flesh was stuck inside.
Wang Fan walked up to him, lifted him out of the crack in the stone, and said, "What is my proposal? ”
Cheng Shaofeng was about to go crazy, he was Tianjiao, Tianjiao, who had reached the peak of the Ninth Layer Realm at the age of sixteen, was defeated like this.
And what made him hateful the most was the other party's request to let him stay and cook.
Fuck your uncle, do you think I look like a cook?
"I'll burn your sister'......"
As a result, Wang Fan slapped him in the face, and Bai Ze's face suddenly became red and swollen.
Then, without waiting for Cheng Shaofeng to say anything, Wang Fan slapped him with a backhand again, his movements were skillful and elegant, and it seemed that it was not the first time he had done it.
Cheng Shaofeng cried, and the other side of his face was swollen.
"Bang bang. ”
After a few slaps, Cheng Shaofeng's face was already swollen like a hot bun.
"Don't ...... Beda-naume. Cheng Shaofeng's swollen face couldn't even speak.
"Don't you cook rice?" Wang Fan said with a straight face.
"Less, less. Cheng Shaofeng said that it was not good, he nodded vigorously, for fear that Wang Fan would not know.
Wang Fan put him down, smiled, like a friend he hadn't seen for a long time, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Don't think about running, let me catch him back, you know." ”
Cheng Shaofeng nodded vigorously.
He was about to cry, is there such a bully as you? I just wanted to come to the Loess Slope to have a look, but I was arrested and cooked, I am a god, you can't do anything to me.
Although he thought in his heart, Cheng Shaofeng still obediently followed behind, and he also wanted to run, but this guy of the same age as himself might do something.
walked up the loess slope and saw the legendary six stone pillars, and what made Cheng Shaofeng even more stunned was that a sheep with a melancholy face sat in the middle of the six stone pillars.
Gu Yan cursed a few words and said: "Hell, it only took three days for Xiao Fanzi to have an epiphany on the first stone pillar, Gu Ye's talent is peerless, and there is no movement at all." ”
Wang Fan walked up to Gu Yan and said, "I brought a cook, and the meal was solved." ”
Cheng Shaofeng was so angry that his teeth itched, fortunately, there was no one he knew here, otherwise he would not even be able to raise his head in the Shinto Academy if he was heard.
Gu Yan glanced at it and said, "The craftsmanship is not good, Gu Ye is a very picky eater." ”
Wang Fan was stunned, he really didn't expect this, touched his nose and asked, "What's your name?"
"Cheng Shaofeng. ”
"Xiaofeng, do you want to cook?" asked Wang Fan.
"No...... No. Cheng Shaofeng's red and swollen face was red and white.
Wang Fan was furious, raised his slap and shouted, "What's the use of you?"
Cheng Shaofeng trembled and roared: "I can learn, don't hit me in the face." ”
Wang Fan threw him a space bag, which was full of some ingredients and seasonings, as well as the bottom of the pot, and the preparation was complete.
Since eating grass roots on the grassland for three months, Wang Fan has almost collapsed, and everywhere he goes, he carries a space bag full of ingredients.
"Make dinner. Wang Fan said.
Gu Yan nodded and said, "En, there is a cook, it would be better if you grabbed a few massages." ”
Wang Fan said: "I heard that the Loess Slope has changed hands here, and there will be people from the Shinto Academy, maybe there will be a princess." ”
Gu Yan's eyes lit up.
"......" Cheng Shaofeng shuddered.
Cheng Shaofeng walked away, he walked to the other side of the loess slope, Mu Zi flashed a resentful coldness, threw the space bag full of ingredients on the ground, and stepped on it angrily.
Cheng Shaofeng said fiercely: "I'm dignified, will I cook for you?" I'll cook your sister's food, boy, you wait for me." ”
After speaking, he ran down the loess slope, and the speed was fast to the limit, for fear that Wang Fan would chase after him.
"Where are you going?"
Cheng Shaofeng was so frightened that he tripped over a stone, and the whole person rolled down the loess slope unbalancedly, rolling up a lot of dust.
I saw that Wang Fan jumped down from a piece of bluestone, strode over, and slapped Cheng Shaofeng when he lifted him up.
"Bang bang bang...... Want to escape?"
"Bang bang bang...... Let you escape. ”
"Woo...... I won't run, I'll cook, I'll cook, please stop fighting. Cheng Shaofeng's face was swollen again, and this time he was about to turn into a pig's head.
"Don't run away!" Wang Fan asked sternly.
"No, don't run, don't run if you die, big brother begs you not to fight. ”
Wang Fan slapped him again and reprimanded angrily: "In the future, I will be called Fan Shao." ”
Cheng Shaofeng almost didn't collapse, people have always called him Feng Shao, he shouldn't have come to Loess Slope and encountered this demon.
"Brahma, Van Shao. Cheng Shaofeng whispered.
"Smack!" was another slap, Cheng Shaofeng was completely confused, how could he fight again?
"Louder, haven't you eaten?"
Cheng Shaofeng howled and cried: "Fan Shao, I'm sorry, I'm hungry! ”
Wang Fan felt that it was almost the same, and threw him to the ground.
"Cook the rice. ”
The tragic Cheng Shaofeng really didn't dare to run away, so he had to honestly go to cook and pray that someone would save him.
Thinking of the conversation between the young man and the talking sheep, saying that he would catch a few princesses to be maids, he was scared and looked forward to it.
Cheng Shaofeng, a hard-working talent, made his first meal in his life.
“......”
Several female cultivators came to the loess slope, with enchanting shirts and light pink makeup, each of them was very beautiful, silk shirts, faintly visible Ana's delicate body, water snake waist, **** breast enlargement, a piece of white on the neck, every inch was glowing.
These five women, who are also pink beauties in Shinto schools, are all held by the stars, and the five of them are even more beautiful when they get together.
"Loess Slope is here, there is no one, are we the first?" said a woman in a light makeup and red dress.
"Look, there's a little hut on the loess slope, and the chimney is still smoking? Someone pointed to the black smoke on the slope and whispered.
"Whoever it is, we sisters join forces and are unstoppable, so let's stay here for the time being. ”
One of the women, with a beautiful posture, ice and snow skin, and her collarbones were exposed, like a jade boy flashing, and the United States could not be a single thing, she spoke very weightily among the five people.
The women went up the loess slope, and as soon as they went up, they saw a black shadow, with their backs to the sun, and the dazzling light made them subconsciously cover it with their hands.
"Who is it? Not human. Pretty in Pink was surprised.
I saw that the black shadow jumped and blocked the back road of the women, and the alpaca with a melancholy face stared at them.
"What a lovely sheep. A young girl said happily.
"......" Gu Yan's face immediately became embarrassed.
Gu Yan snorted: "There is just a lack of a few massage women, why are you coming soon, don't go." ”
The sheep spoke, and the women were stunned again, and one of them exclaimed: "The talking sheep is so cute." ”
Gu Yan had a black sheep's face and roared angrily: "Cute your uncle, the lord has announced, you are the female lowly of this loess slope, and no one is allowed to leave." ”
"Say it again. ”
The most beautiful of the five women, the woman with the most power to speak, stared at Gu Tong coldly, the word inferiority was too sensitive, and it was insulting them.
Gu Yan saw that she was the most beautiful, and said with a smile: "It's a female inferiority, you are all the female inferiority of the master." ”
"Shameless sheep, you seek death. ”