Chapter 406: Be careful
(Cat pounce Chinese Hearing Zhuang Chenggang call her, Fan Xiaoxu turned around and left.
Ren Guohong waited until the nausea in his mouth dissipated, pinched his nose and returned to the room, took off his dirty clothes, bed sheets, and mattresses.
Carrying disgusting things into the water room, disgusted cleaning, Ren Guohong swore that he would never touch wine again in his life, damn it! What a terrifying memory. Wash and dry on a garment cord.
The smell of the room couldn't be entered at all, so Ren Guohong simply went back to the original single dormitory, and had to teach him a profound lesson.
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How good Fan Xiaoxu was gone, Zhuang Chenggang looked at Fan Xiaoxu standing next to the bed and pointed, "Fan Xiaoxu, you vixen, grinding little goblin, hehe...... Hehe......? ”
Fan Xiaoxu hurriedly bent down and blocked his mouth with his hand, but fortunately it was the middle of the afternoon, and there was no one in the family area. If this is heard, she won't be alive, and Ming'er won't have to see anyone.
Whining...... Zhuang Chenggang, who was covering his mouth, quickly shook his head, became anxious, opened his mouth and bit Fan Xiaoxu's palm.
"Hiss......" Fan Xiaoxu, who was in pain, let go of him, and Zhuang Chenggang accused her, "You bullied me? You all bullied me, and the bullying me was from the countryside. Teng sat up and took her hand and said, "Xiao Xu?" Don't you know that I'm bitter in my heart? "chattered about the miserable childhood of Chen Sesame and Rotten Grain.
At first, Fan Xiaoxu was teary-eyed, she was born in the city, and she never thought that there would be such a poor place. But after nearly two hours of talking, turning it over and turning it upside down, no one was tired of hearing it.
Zhuang Chenggang pushed her and said, "I said so much, can you give me a reaction?" ”
"Yes, yes, you are so pitiful, I am so distressed, let's lie down and sleep." Fan Xiaoxu coaxed him, like coaxing a child, and finally put him to sleep.
"Oops! Oh my god, I'm exhausted. Fan Xiaoxu slumped on the chair next to the bed and let out a sigh.
"Xiao Xu, Xiao Xu." Zhuang Cheng just sat up, and Fan Xiaoxu was just about to answer, "Xiaoxu." He slammed back down, and a thunderous snoring sounded.
Fan Xiaoxu touched his forehead, sweating all over his head, "My God, I can't let you get drunk in the future." It's terrible. ”
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"Child, child, where are you?" Chu Meiqin stood in the courtyard and shouted.
"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming." Hua Junyao turned around and lifted the curtain and ran out.
Chu Meiqin looked her up and down and said, "Don't gloat, if you make a mistake, you will also be punished!" ”
"Yes!" Hua Junyao hurriedly answered.
"Hurry up and cook, people are coming back." Chu Meiqin urged.
Dinner was ready, people came back one after another, the meal was set, and everyone chatted while eating.
Xiao Wanquan looked at Xiao Chubei, who moved his legs from time to time, "I have a long memory, are you still drunk?" ”
"Don't dare." Xiao Chubei put down his chopsticks, lowered his head and said seriously, and said in a low voice, "But Dad, everyone is a comrade-in-arms and a friend, and some wine venues can't refuse." ”
"The feelings are deep, and the mouth is stuffy; The feelings are thick, and I can't drink enough. Men want to save face, and there are some things that they really can't refuse. Xiao Chudong echoed.
"Big brother is so right." Xiao Chubei immediately said happily.
"Can't refuse, right?" Xiao Wanquan suddenly said, "You can't pour white water into a wine glass?" ”
"Dad, are you teaching me to fake?" Xiao Chubei raised his head abruptly and said in disbelief.
"When you're drunk, how do you know if it's white water or white wine?" Xiao Wanquan said confidently.
"Hehe......" The whole family laughed.
Under the sunset, Hua Junyao sat cross-legged on the kang knitting a sweater, Xiao Chubei walked in and squinted at her and said, "Daughter-in-law, my jokes are very good." ”
"What do you say?" Hua Junyao looked at him with a smile and said, "See you're still drunk?" ”
"I still have to drink wine, but I don't dare to get drunk anymore." Xiao Chubei sighed, "Growing so big, in addition to being pumped by my father's soles when I was a child, it was the first time I was beaten with a broomstick." ”
"You've been beaten?" Hua Junyao asked curiously.
Xiao Chubei looked at her with great interest and said with a smile, "Boy?" When I was seven or eight years old, I was tired of dogs, and who had never been beaten. ”
Speaking of things when she was a child, Hua Junyao made a surprised voice from time to time, and said that it was dark.
Xiao Chubei smiled, stretched out his hands and grabbed it, "Yaoyao, haven't you forgotten what I said!" “
"What?" Hua Junyao asked subconsciously.
"See how I clean you up." Xiao Chubei turned off the light, and his eyes rushed towards her like a big beast with a 'green light' in the dark night.
Who will clean up whom, it is not certain.
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But the wind woke up from the sunset, knocked on his hairy head, and returned to consciousness, "Where's the clothes?" It's sticky, what a smell. What about this sheet? He opened his voice and shouted, "Guohong, Guohong." Where did you go? Get up and get out of bed, "Anyway, go rush first." With the basin and toiletries, he wore big pants and went to the water room, took a basin of cold water, poured it from head to tail, and shook his hair, "Happy, comfortable." "After pouring a few basins of cold water in a row, I felt that there was no smell on my body.
Feng Conghu returned to the house with the basin, closed the door, plugged it in, changed into clean clothes, and touched his shriveled belly, "I patronized and drank at noon, and I didn't eat." "Rubbing his head," I've drunk a little too much today. ”
"Anyway, what about my daughter-in-law?" The wind muttered from the tiger, opened the door and walked out, knocking on the door of Zhuang Chenggang's house diagonally opposite.
"It's rare, why did you open the door." Feng Conghu looked at Zhuang Chenggang and said and entered the house.
Zhuang Chenggang, a big man, this saliva was brought to him by Fan Xiaoxu.
"How are you?" Feng Conghu asked.
"It's uncomfortable to die." Zhuang Chenggang smiled bitterly, "This head is like playing a drum, Bang Bang Bang Bang ......" and said, "Originally, I said that I had turned Chubei over, but we drank it." ”
"I'm embarrassed to get drunk on others, look at the way you drink. How can it be uncomfortable, comfortable? When you see wine, you don't want to die. Fan Xiaoxu sat on the chair and said with his hands on his chest.
Feng Conghu realized that the atmosphere was wrong, and lowered his voice and said, "What's the matter, sister-in-law is angry with you?" ”
"yes? Are you angry with me? I didn't even cook anything. Zhuang Chenggang whispered.
"Ahh It's turned upside down, if she doesn't cook for men, what does she want to do? Feng Conghu immediately raised his eyebrows and shouted.
In front of his brothers, he must not let a woman lose the face of his man, Zhuang Chenggang snapped, slapped the table and said, "If you want to rebel, aren't you just drinking some wine?" As for the nose is not the nose, the eyes are not the eyes. Hurry up and get cooked. ”
Wind from the tiger gave him a thumbs up, 'Is that right?' ’
Zhuang Chenggang was complacent, 'That is, even a woman can't be tamed, is it still a man?' (To be continued.) Cat flutter Chinese