Chapter 5: Confusion

Dong Jiao's question made Jue frown, and he said teasingly, "Is this your cave, why do you ask me such a question?" He turned his head to look at Xiuxiantu again, and suddenly smiled and said, "Are you human?" Why did Xiuxiantu ask me to beat you back to your original form?"

Dong Jiao's eyes widened and said, "You are a human being and a god, why can you guess the Immortal Cultivation Diagram in such a short period of time." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoWhat's the purpose of coming here?"

Jue said unhappily: "Nonsense, I am a man and a god, you can't see it." I seem to have seen this broken picture somewhere before, so it's not surprising that I can understand it. Also, you asked me to come to you for a drink, and now you ask me what my purpose is, are you sick?"

Dong Jiao was slightly stunned and said: "Yes, yes, yes, it's my illness, come and come, let's drink first, I have a thousand years of good wine here, taste it?"

Jue was not surprised by his original abruptness, and said generously: "Taste it, taste it." When he poured the wine into his mouth, he squirted it out again, coughed again and again, and fanned his tongue with his hand and said, "What the hell? Could it be that these mages are trying their best to get the wine made by the people of the tribe?"

Seeing Jue's embarrassment, Dong Jiao laughed and said, "The mage in your tribe will be reincarnated ten thousand times, and he will not be able to drink this kind of wine." Can you still drink it? If you can't, don't waste my wine. ”

Jue suddenly became proud and said loudly: "Come, have another drink, I don't believe I can't drink it." ”

Dong Jiao poured wine for Jue again, and then said: "If you can drink it, swallow it in your stomach, if you can't drink it, put it down for me, don't spit it out again, this little thing of mine is really hard to come by." Don't waste any more. ”

Jue snorted and said, "If you are really reluctant, I won't drink it, and I will keep it for you, how big is it?"

Dong Jiao hurriedly said, "No, no, no, I really invite you to drink." Waste what you want. ”

Jue smiled and said, "It's pretty much the same, don't say it's wine, it's poison, I'm going to swallow it this time." Jue didn't know why Dong Jiao was so good to himself, even if he choked him with words, he greeted him with a smile. Jue also thought about whether the wine was poisonous, but after thinking about it carefully, Dong Jiao did not need to poison himself. If you want to kill yourself, Dong Jiao can just slap it, why bother so much.

But why is Dong Jiao like this? If you can't figure it out, it's in vain to think about it, so it's better not to think about it. Jue looked at the wine glass, the wine was fragrant, the wine was crystal clear, and he took the wine glass and drank it all. Then endure the pungency of the wine, stick out your thumb and say, "Good wine, good wine." ”

Dong Jiao shook his head and said helplessly: "Don't pretend, you won't drink, what are you pretending?"

Jue smiled, blushed and said, "Do you have to learn to drink?" I don't understand, why do you drink such a spicy thing?"

Dong Jiao said with a smiling face: "That's it, that's it, I feel strange too." Why do you want to drink such a spicy thing? Isn't this self-inflicted? I will drink less in the future. ”

Jue suddenly stared at Dong Jiao with his eyes and asked, "Dong Jiao Daxian, you are a god-level person, why do you want to be so good to me, as if you want to slap me, what are your intentions?"

A trace of embarrassment crossed Dong Jiao's face, and he disguised himself: "You and I meet in Pingshui, what can we do." It's just that we are all friends of bears and wolves, and it is only natural that we entertain friends of friends. ”

Jue asked, "It's that simple?"

Dong Jiao said categorically: "It's as simple as that. Do you still think I'm going to murder you, do you have anything in you that I can look up to?"

Jue nodded and said, "Well, you're right, in that case, I'll leave with the roe deer." ”

Dong Jiao grabbed Jue and said nervously: "Don't, I, I,"

Jue sneered and said, "Toothache, if you have something to say, I know that it is not so simple for you to invite me here." Tell the truth, don't tell the fake. ”

Dong Jiao groaned: "I think, I want to 、、、、"

Jue suddenly thought of a terrible problem, that is, when he was still in the Mu tribe, a clansman stole a pill from the archmage, and the archmage killed that clansman, and then drank the blood of that clan, the archmage said at that time that the pill had melted into the blood of the person who stole the pill, and it could not be wasted.

Thinking of this, Jue was a little panicked, he and the roe deer ate the snow lotus snow pheasant, could it be that Dong Jiao wanted to eat him and the roe deer, and he couldn't let the effect of the snow lotus snow pheasant be wasted. He glanced at the roe deer, which was licking the wine he had sprayed on the ground, and found no potential danger at all.

He sighed and said to Dong Jiao: "Don't think about it, I know what you're going to do, but I hope you let the roe deer go, you said to let him go a lot of horses." You have to talk about it, and what you have to do, I am enough. ”

Dong Jiao said happily: "Great, I didn't expect you to be able to guess my thoughts, and I didn't imagine that you would be so happy." You're so funny. ”

Jue shook his head, sighed and said, "You are really good, you are still so fake and level at this point." Admire. ”

Dong Jiao said embarrassedly: "I asked you for the first time, of course I will be a little embarrassed, don't be surprised." ”

Jue sneered: "There is nothing strange or unusual, but before doing this, I want to fill my stomach first, okay?"

Dong Jiao said happily: "So you agreed, okay, I'll go and prepare food for you right away, and I'll come right away." ”

Jue snorted and said, "You are really a goblin with a face, and you don't leak anything." I don't promise, can I do it? Go and go, go and get something to eat, let me eat and then talk. ”

Dong Jiao's face flushed, he didn't speak, and walked into the cave excitedly to prepare food for Jue. The roe deer also seemed to smell something unusual, and it looked up at Jue and whined, as if to ask what was going on.

Jue squatted down, stroked the head of the roe deer and said, "Nothing." When you're full, get out of here, you know? You're a brute, you can't stay with people, you can run as far as you can, and don't come back. ”

The roe deer shook his head, and then put his head on Jue's hand, meaning to say: "No, I want to be with you, and I will be there when you get there." ”

Jue lightly slapped the head of the roe deer and said solemnly: "No, if you follow me, you will die, my fart spell will not be a little, there is no way to protect you." ”

Dong Jiao walked out and interrupted Jue and the roe deer's conversation. He held a small box the size of a palm in his hand and said excitedly: "Jue, roe deer, come over and eat." ”

Jue frowned and said, "Daxian, are you going to raise birds?"

Dong Jiao smiled and said, "Seeing that my food box is small, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat enough, right? Let me tell you, if you can really empty the box, I will take refuge in your disciples in the future and be sent by you." ”

Jue snorted, "Is your box filled with iron or stone? It's windy outside, and if you're not careful, the guy who stirs the rice will be blown away. ”

Dong Jiao stopped arguing with him, he came to a stone table, opened the lid of the food box, and asked, "Jue Daxian, just say what you want to eat, it's enough." ”

Jue smiled and said: "Dong Jiao Daxian, you can really tease, I want to eat a roast whole sheep, can you take out this box?" Just this little box, I can't stuff it in my mouth, and I still want to eat whatever I want, just say, nonsense. ”

Dong Jiao smiled and said: "Box, let's serve the food, our immortal wants to eat roasted whole sheep, and we want to eat you, you can watch it." ”

As soon as Dong Jiao's words fell, he heard a crisp sound of Gaba, and a steaming roasted whole sheep flew out of the palm-sized food box and placed it on the table in a regular manner.

Jue's eyes widened, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed that this kind of thing would happen. This roasted whole sheep is dozens of times the size of the small box, or even hundreds of times larger, how did the small box put the roasted whole sheep in it? He approached the small box and carefully measured it.

Dong Jiao smiled and said: "Don't look at it, this is a Qiankun box, it can hold the heavens and the earth, you don't understand." Let's eat, if one roasted whole sheep is not enough, I'll get you another roasted whole donkey later. ”

Jue looked at the box and slammed his mouth and said, "Baby, what a baby, can you just roast a whole camel?"

Dong Jiao laughed and said, "If your teeth are good, I'll give you a roasted mountain, how about it?"

Jue also smiled, he shook his head and said, "Forget it, roast the mountain and save it for the next time, and eat roasted whole sheep today." He dragged down a roast leg of lamb and threw it to the roe deer, and he dragged down another mountain to eat the sea and chew it, his cheerful and fearless character, did not think about what would happen after eating.

Dong Jiao sat on the stone bench, smiling at Jue and Roe Deer's funny eating appearance, and shook his head from time to time.

Jue pinched a large leg of lamb in both hands, like a starving ghost who had escaped from hell, desperately trying to stuff the roasted cooked and crispy mutton into his mouth. After a while, he wiped his oily mouth with his sleeve, kicked the roe deer lightly, and said, "Do you want to die? ”

The roe deer looked up at Jue, as if he understood Jue's meaning, it looked at Dong Jiao with frightened eyes, left the uneaten roast leg of lamb, and slowly leaned towards Jue's side. He shook his head gently, meaning that he would resolutely not leave, and that he would share the hardships of life and death.

Jue kicked the roe deer again and urged: "Get out, you brute doesn't need to be angry with people, get out of here." Find a secluded and safe place to cultivate, as long as you don't harm others, no one will embarrass you. ”

The roe deer shook its head again, and without a look of fear, it looked at Jue with a resolute gaze. Nodding again, he told Jue that it was not afraid, and that it would face everything in front of it with Jue.

Jue said sternly: "No, you have to leave immediately, you can't wait for a moment." If you don't obey again, I'll eat you first. ”

Dong Jiao couldn't understand the behavior of this person, and he asked softly: "What are you two doing here? It's like life and death? Jue Daxian, we do our thing, you don't have to send the deer away." Let him go to the inside of the cave, and that's it. ”

Jue said angrily: "You said that you only drank my blood, why didn't you believe it." And now you're going to leave the roe again?"

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