Chapter 100: Eternal Dumbness
Will the flower beggar really drink this pot of urine? Naturally, it won't. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoPeople in the martial arts walk the rivers and lakes, but for the sake of fame and profit. If it is rumored in the future that this flower beggar drank a pot of urine from Meng Xueli at the Dumb Inn, then the flower beggar will not have to walk on the rivers and lakes.
Because, no matter where you go, you will inevitably be laughed at.
The flower beggar lifted the night pot and poured it into his mouth, and everyone in the house looked at the flower beggar, because of the matter of drinking urine, these people in the house had not seen it.
The flower beggar held the night pot in his hand, glanced at a few people in the house, and suddenly with a wave of his hand, the contents of the night pot floated out. To everyone in the room. At the same time, the flower beggar had already flashed towards the door, and the door of the inn had been opened by him.
Just now, what the beggar thought was: "If I drink this pot, my face will not be saved." It's better to go, anyway, in the future, no one knows if I have done such a humiliating thing. However, this surnamed Ye's light skills are not low, and if he doesn't hinder his figure, I guess I can't escape. ”
The flower beggar thought very well, and spilled the contents of the night pot, and presumably no one would chase after him with this thing. When encountering this thing, everyone must be dodging. After these people dodged a few times, they were already gone.
It's just that he still hasn't thought of something. For example, Ye Feng's light skills are higher than he expected, Meng Xueli is not an ordinary boss lady in his eyes, and Yang Yan is not a drunkard who is good at drinking.
The flower beggar opened the door of the inn, and when he raised his foot to step out, several silver lights flashed behind him. The flower beggar suddenly felt as if his feet were no longer his own. At the same time, the flower beggar felt that there was already a person standing behind him, and this person's hand was already on his shoulder.
The flower beggar stood at the table again, but for now he stood very well and did not move. Several people in the room looked at him. The beggar's nose moved, and he felt that something was wrong, there should be a smell in this house. Not at the moment, though.
When the contents of the night pot are spilled and fall to the ground, there will definitely be a taste. At the moment, the flower beggar did not smell it.
"Shameless. Are you looking for this? Yang Yan walked in front of the flower beggar, and the wine jar in his hand shook in front of the flower beggar. Yang Yan had already drunk a jar of wine, and he didn't seem to have anything to do.
"What is this?" The flower beggar didn't believe that Yang Yan could have such a ability, so he couldn't help asking.
"This is what you asked for." Yang Yan's eyes widened, looked at the flower beggar, and said with a smile.
"Hua Ye, you may not know that this friend of mine likes to do impossible things." Ye Feng said on the side: "As the saying goes, it's hard to collect when covered with water. My friend can't live or die, he has practiced hard since he was a child, and he really learned it later, and he can really take it back. Do you think he's awesome? ”
"No way. It's absolutely impossible. The flower beggar still wouldn't believe it.
"Hua Ye, you're right. It's really impossible. Here is a pot of good wine, and please drink it without disgust. Yang Yan said.
"This ...... This ......" the flower beggar was speechless for a while.
"What is this, drink it quickly." As Yang Yan spoke, he had already handed the wine jar to the beggar's mouth. The flower beggar looked at the things in the wine jar getting closer and closer to him, and suddenly shouted: "I don't know what the relationship between the two of you and Boss Meng is?" To help the dumb inn like this. Isn't it that the two of you have something to do with Boss Meng? ”
When Yang Yan heard this, he put down the wine jar and looked at the flower beggar. raised his hand and gave the flower beggar a slap. "What nonsense? Lao Tzu knocked out your teeth. ”
"Sure enough, there is something unseemly involved." The flower beggar said unrelentingly.
Ye Feng was not in a hurry to speak at the moment, now was not the time to be in a hurry to justify. Instead, he looked at Meng Xueli silently, and he felt that Meng Xueli should be able to speak.
"Hua Ye is right. There are indeed shady deeds. Why the Dumb Inn is called the Dumb Inn is known to everyone. Because, sometimes, it's good to be dumb. Meng Xueli said lightly, with a smile on her face. This smile sent chills down the back of the flower beggar. "Master Hua, do you want to see more of the dumb inn's shady deeds?"
The flower beggar's face changed. He shut his mouth again. Because, I don't know what to say.
"Xiao Li." Meng Xue left the mouth and said. Xiao Er immediately stood beside Meng Xueli. "Take Hua Ye to see the shady deeds of our inn. Be sure to serve the flower master well. Let him look carefully. ”
Xiao Er answered yes, walked over, picked up the flower beggar, and walked towards the backyard of the inn. The flower beggar screamed, but his body did not move at all. Just now, the flower beggar first planted Meng Xueli's silver needle, and then Ye Feng pointed out the acupoint, and the acupoint that Ye Feng lit was few people in the rivers and lakes can solve.
The flower beggar screamed loudly, but no one paid attention to him.
People who don't want to be dumb at the Dumb Inn can only become mute who can't move.
Dumb people just can't speak, they still move. A mute person who can't move may not be mute, but he can't move or speak.
The flower beggar was carried down, and the wine jar containing urine was also taken down by Xiao Er, and Ye Feng and Yang Yan returned to their tables.
It seems that nothing has happened. It's just that there's one less person in the inn. It's just that there is no one missing, and there will be many people in the rivers and lakes every day, one more and one less, who cares? No one cares.
Meng Xueli said to everyone in the inn with a smile on her face, "Who is going to bet with the little girl next?" ”
Yin Gongzi stood up and said lightly: "Come down and make a bet with Boss Meng." ”
"What does Childe want to bet on? How to bet? Meng Xueli had the same question.
Yin Gongzi said: "Just the usual bet on odds and evens, as for what to bet on." The silver boy paused slightly, and then said, "Just bet on this dagger." ”
"If Childe wins, what does Childe want?" Meng Xueli asked again.
"Nothing to ask for. It's just the name of Boss Meng's boldness, so I came to see it. I have seen it at this moment, and it is enough to gamble with Boss Meng. Yin Gongzi smiled faintly, very stylish.
"This is not in line with the rules of the Dumb Inn. Childe should make a request. ”
"Boss Meng hasn't lost a game in a month, is it possible that he will lose to me? What's the use of me not making a request? ”
Ye Feng and Yang Yan listened to the conversation between the two on the side, and Yang Yan said: "This person knows some politeness than the old shameless one. Not bad. Ye Feng didn't speak. Then, Yang Yan looked at Ye Feng again, and said with a wicked smile on his face: "Xiao Feng, I didn't expect you to pick up the night pot well." What does it feel like to pick up Boss Meng's night pot? ”