Chapter 89: Campus Sports Day
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Chapter 89
Campus Sports Day
At the end of March, the sun is getting more and more abundant, the weather is comfortable and the temperature is pleasant, the plants are becoming lush, and the squirrels are also running to the cement roadside, doing some very yellow and violent things under the bright and bright sky, making a modest contribution to the reproduction of the race, which is the taste of spring!
Under the influence of this beautiful atmosphere, the gloomy college also came alive. Next month, there will be the latest undead weapons cloth, as well as the singer's concert, and this month there will be a new sports day!
'Bang bang bang!' ...... "Big brother, open the door, there's something urgent~!"
Suddenly there was a violent crash outside the door, and Cesar, who was watering Kaspersky, shouted: "What are you doing?
Ignoring the visitor, Cesar carefully raised the scissors and straightened Kaspersky's skull......
Half a month ago, on a whim, he sawed off Kaspersky's skull, then reversed it and put it back in the direction to make the skeleton servant's head into a bowl-shaped depression. After that, Cesar bought a packet of pothos vine seeds, sprinkled them, filled them with soil, and then applied fertilizer. In just half a month, Kaspersky, the pale skeleton minion, finally grew green curls, and they were quite lush.
After repairing an ethereal type that was up to 8o% similar to Sack, Cesar was satisfied.
"Kaba, how do you feel, do you feel like you've become handsome?" asked Cesar, taking out a mirror and placing it in front of the servant.
"Click, click!" the skeleton pounded its teeth, not knowing what it was talking about.
"Well, I think so too!" said the old god of Cesara, nodding his head.
'Bang!' The door was kicked open, and Sack walked in impatiently, then saw a skeleton of the same size as himself.
...... Half an hour later...... On the way to the school building......
"You've been too arrogant lately, don't dare to beat you for me!It's just that my abilities are too terrifying, I'm afraid of hurting you!" Cesar, who had a dark eye on his face, said unhappily.
"Come then!" said Sack defiantly.
"Cut, the power of the fly bomb is too terrifying, and the plague has been a bit deserted lately, and it won't work for you. ”
"Hmph, Mennon taught me a set of secret martial arts, and my current strength is far from what you can imagine. Memnon said, "I now have a 50 percent chance of winning against Morgan." Zac smiled even wider.
"My medium hasn't been cultivated yet, and the plague can't even be seen, and when I am successful, you will be a scum!"
"I, I signed up for the intelligence memory contest, and the entertainment big stomach. Bakken said.
"What about you?" said Cesar, turning to look at Sark.
"Sports: unrestricted fighting, iron fist punching, hand-to-hand combat, fencing...... Mixed martial arts with Anna...... "Zac said a long list of muscles.
"Cesar, what are you going to report?" said Bakken curiously.
"It's too boring to fight and kill, I only signed up for entertainment war chess, quick cards, and a blindfolded candy brand competition. The competition was very challenging, and it is said that the student council bought a total of 200 brands of more than 1,000 different flavors of candy. This time, I went to the school building to get my own candy, one of each, and I was confident that I would remember all the flavors and win the championship!" said Cesar confidently.
"Boss, what kind of bloodline are you? I've never seen you such a sugar-loving race, aren't you afraid of diabetes?" Bakken couldn't help but ask.
"My sister loves sugar more than I do. Cesar lied.
"Meow Meow Meow ......"
"What is it talking about?" Zack asked, looking at the bandaged cat who had suddenly gone crazy.
She said that she also participated in the sports meeting, and the strongest brain in the intellectual pet competition. ”
...... Time passed, and in a blink of an eye, it was the opening ceremony of the Games......
After watching the two-hour opening ceremony, Cesar, accompanied by Cecilia, found the fast card division......
Half an hour later, Cesar was caught cheating on flies, and then disqualified, and was expelled from the top 16 without making it.
"You're really ......," Cecilia laughed at Cesara's decay.
"Cut, isn't the game just about cheating? The point is that my flies are too famous, so they are remembered by those who care, do you think that other people don't cheat? Mourinho put an eye behind the opponent, Lulu arranged zombies in the crowd of onlookers, and the shadow of Morgan's guy has been connected with the fool on the other side,......!
"So you sent that fly to stick to someone's card? It's so obvious that no one can show it!" Cecilia said.
"Those flies have too low IQs! I just said I couldn't see clearly, who knew it would stick to it!"
Cesar complained as he prepared his war chess, and after repeatedly confirming that there was nothing wrong with the joints of the skeleton pieces, he began to examine a bone plate engraved with miniature runes.
"What is this? You're not going to cheat again, are you?" the girl wondered.
"Hey, hey, hey, how do you speak? What is it called? This is called plug-in, the full name is 'external portable action control zhì device', I wrote a good fighting program in advance, as long as the corresponding instructions are deployed, you can control zhì chess pieces to play continuous skills, you don't need to pay any mental power, as long as you provide the most basic attribute power. Well, this is my original 'AI' system, which will lead the benchmark for cheating in future chess!" Cesar triumphantly introduced, "In the rules of the game, players are allowed to modify the chess pieces, so I am in compliance with the regulations!"
"It's not cheating!" the girl rolled her eyes, then asked, "Why are they all humanoid chess pieces? ”
"I don't understand, this thing is called Yagami An, the ghost animal has a fast swing of small claws, and the trick 'Eight Lori' is specially responsible for beating dog-shaped chess pieces. Cesar pointed to a skeletal chess piece and said, "This thing is called the Seven Flails Society, and it is good at throwing skills, and it is necessary to kill the 'magma shooting fist', and is responsible for hanging the bear-shaped chess pieces, this is called the hybrid grass ,......" While proudly introducing his chess pieces, Cesar walked towards the war chess area.
It didn't take long for Lulu, who had given up the card game, to rush in and sit down across from Cesar.
Since they are old enemies, Lulu's mission is to defeat Western Sahara. He won the card contest because Cesar was expelled for cheating in the first round, and he defeated his opponent by cheating. In Lulu's opinion, he successfully overturned Cesar, and it was too much fun to drive once, and he wanted to run over it repeatedly! So he gave up the card game and came to the war chess arena, ready to overturn Cesar again.
"Yo! slimy, see you again!" said Cesar confidently defiantly, armed with his unique cheating skills.
"Dead face, meet again, this time, I'm going to crush you!"
"When have you run over me?" said Cesar, surprised.
"Just now! You were caught cheating, I cheated successfully, I crushed you! Hmph, garbage, I inquired about your game items earlier, I deliberately spent a week transforming the chess pieces, and I won this game!"
"Cut, it took me a week and half a day!" Hisara shot back, slapped in the face.
The two stopped talking, staring at Cesar with a pale face with a slimy purr, and at the same time they burst out with exaggerated battle intent, forcing the onlookers to retreat. Then, there was a buzz of discussion in the crowd.
"Look! That's the legendary first-grade metamorphosis of the Three Days King!The protagonist of the midnight corpse dismemberment story!It's so terrifying, so evil, it reminds me of the Easter cemetery of the dead, and it's worthy of being the seed contestant in the disaster questionnaire!" exclaimed, a second-year senior.
"Tell me which one is the Perverted Heavenly King?" I read that strange talk written by Senior Sister Fengshen, and I almost fainted in the toilet!
Countless people around looked at Senior A eagerly.
"Both of them!Metamorphosis Three Days King, except for the corpse lover Mourinho, who did not come, the miserable white corpse maniac and the slime ripper have all arrived. The one with a pale face like a corpse, with horns on his head is called Cesar, known for his bloody dissection techniques, and the proud disciple of the psychiatric teacher Snow is the protagonist of the first part of Midnight Strange Talk! Because the reputation of the first part of Midnight Strange Talk is very good, Lulu was excavated by the senior sister and became the protagonist of the second part of Strange Talk. The two of them seem to have formed a grudge in the entrance test, and they have always been hostile, and this game has a good show!" replied to the senior A of the Bagua Club.
"Senior, you're so tired!" a first-grade girl in an ordinary class looked at Senior A with admiration.
"Generally speaking, our gossip club is a well-informed elite! There are our pawns in ambush around the pale corpse maniac! If you are interested in joining this club, please go to A3O9 on the twenty-second floor to find us!"
While the masses were communicating with each other, Cesar and Lulu showed their war chess at the same time and began a fierce fight.
Sisar's set of chess pieces that entered the King of Fighters' fighting instructions were flexible and exquisite, especially when more than a dozen chess pieces moved at the same time, which opened the eyes of countless students.
It turns out that cheating can also be like this!, countless viewers sighed. In their view, war chess is as schizophrenic as possible, and at the same time control all the pieces. Or there is the option to sacrifice most of the pieces and control one piece with all your might, and win the game strategically.
Now, Cesar taught them a vivid lesson. Without wasting the slightest mental power, as long as you give instructions, you can automatically manipulate the chess pieces to make dazzling and complex movements.
It's game on!
Faced with Lulu's pile of heavyweight, hard, beast-shaped pieces with added metal, Cesar's martial artists shattered into a ground of bones before they could make a move...... In just one round, Cesar was crushed by Lulu.
It's not that his level is poor, it's that the two have completely different game concepts. Cesar pursues the pinnacle of skill-based cheating, while Lulu inherits the fighting philosophy of the Earth's hairy bears, who are big, hard, and strong......
Seeing the results of the game, the scene was in an uproar. In addition, the cheating concept brought by Cesar also gave a lot of inspiration to the other contestants. Since then, the war chess game controlled by the Tong Guò player has gradually changed to more gorgeous AI fighting......
Comforted by the soft girl, Cesar left the scene gloomily. Then, Lulu also gave up the follow-up game and followed Cesar towards the candy field.
He really has no chance of winning this game, before, he had tasted more than a thousand candies with different flavors, in Lulu's opinion, those sweet chirps of garbage are all one taste, trying to distinguish their brands is simply fantastic, but Cesar is not much better! This guy must be afraid of his third crush, so he chose this kind of game that everyone is not good at, and wants to win through a small probability of blindness, no matter how bad it is, everyone can also score zero points together.
Hmph, how can I make you happy?!
Looking at the long-faced man behind him, Cesar complained to the girl: "This guy is so annoying, he's not a, why do you keep following me? Don't you see that we are living in a world of two? Why do you keep making light bulbs?!"
"Who's with you? If it weren't for the friendship at the same table, I wouldn't have accompanied you to these boring projects!But it's okay to be your girlfriend, remember those conditions? If you agree, I'll accompany you!" Cecilia looked at Cesar expectantly.
"Hey, don't be like this, trade your first love, it's a terrifying feeling!"
"Anyway, sooner or later, I have to find someone to mate, I like you a lot, you can talk about it, and you are both dead people, and you have no disgust to have a child. Cecilia analyzed carefully.
"Uh...... Every time I talk to you about this, I panic, no wonder you have no friends! Be careful that you won't be able to marry in the future. ”
"I will inherit my uncle's property, and I will not marry. Also, even if I can't find a suitable mate, I can still raise embryos on my own, and it's not that difficult! By the way, I have a genetic sample of yours! You're one of the best matches!" the girl laughed.
“???...... Who else?" asked Cesar unconsciously, stunned for a moment.
"Matthew, Morgan, Sack, Lulu, Mourinho...... These things are in the first grade, and the seniors in the second grade are...... , 3rd Grade...... I've collected all of their genetic samples!" The girl unconsciously reported a series of names.
"Huh...... Let's go, the game is about to begin......" Cesar said with tears in his eyes.
finally met a confidant, and the result was this virtue...... There is only a sister in the world!
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