The knock on the door was very urgent, and Xue Yueqing opened the door, only to find that it was the Taoist head of the Taoist temple. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Monk, no, the nine lions have sent someone to you, saying that they want to taste the taste of the Bodhisattva's flesh and body!" The Taoist said in a panic.

"Qingqing, what can I do about this?" Jiang Yu'er suddenly panicked.

"Thank you, Chief, we have our own way to deal with it!" Xue Yueqing smiled and invited the Dao Chief out.

"Stay, don't eat, you and Xiaoliu protect the master, I'll go back when I go!" After giving the order, Xue Yueqing quietly walked out of the room alone.

Behind the Taoist temple, there was a garden, and Xue Yueqing immediately started digging a lot of soil.

Looking around, and finding that no one was paying attention to her, Xue Yueqing immediately showed a lewd and cheap smile, took off her pants, and began to pee on the pile of yellow mud.

Half an hour later, Xue Yueqing returned.

"Dumb, come with me!" Xue Yueqing tugged at Ji Weak's big fan-like ears, and dragged Ji Weak, who was still swallowing food, to the back garden.

"Hmph, people haven't rested for seven days and seven nights, and you've been disturbed by you for a good meal, what kind of senior brother are you?" Along the way, Ji was powerless to break his thoughts all the way.

"Dumb son, dig up this pile of mud and put it on the master's face!" Xue Yueqing pointed to the yellow mud who was urinated on by him.

"Why don't you get it?" Ji pouted weakly, with a look of reluctance.

"Are you going to do it? Don't do it, I'll tell the master about you stealing meat in Cangmang Mountain! Xue Yueqing threatened.

"Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it!" Ji was powerless and reluctantly reluctantly sprinkled with the yellow mud sprinkled with Xueyue's clear urine and liquid, and then grabbed a handful and returned to the guest room.

"Master, I'm going to change your identity, these mud can cover your face!"

"Qingqing, didn't you also transform me into a young lady in Qiaojiazhuang? Why didn't you use mud at that time, but now you use it!? Jiang Yu'er looked suspicious.

"Master, it was dark at that time, and this idiot couldn't see you clearly, so it was a little rougher, but now in broad daylight, if it is exposed, it will be troublesome!"

"If you don't change your appearance, you can go and have a long talk with the nine lions, and call them brothers!" Xue Yueqing's face was full of smiles.

"Okay, okay, for the teacher, finger shirt, hurry up and smear this mud on me!" Jiang Yu'er immediately changed her tone.

At that moment, Xue Yueqing watched Ji powerlessly paint the yellow mud on Jiang Yu'er's face little by little.

"Finger shirt, where did you get this mud, and why does it smell like urine!?"

"Master, you have a problem with your nose, why can't I smell it!" Liu Huai'er on the side interjected.

Ridiculous, what can a wooden man smell?

Xue Yueqing stood at the window, forcibly not looking at Jiang Yu'er's face, and laughed in her heart until her intestines spasmed.

"Bang, bang, bang!"

At this moment, there was a sharp knock on the door outside the guest room, and there were many people, obviously officers and soldiers.

"Dervish Jiang Yu'er quickly open the door and come with us to meet Shi Hou!" The deep voice was slightly impatient.

"Coming soon!" Jiang Yu'er couldn't care about it so much, and directly pasted all the yellow mud in Ji Wu's hands on his face.

"Quick, Qingqing, hurry up, it's slippery!"

"Okay, master, sit down and don't move!" At that moment, Xue Yueqing blew lightly at Jiang Yu'er, and a burst of divine light was hazy, and Jiang Yu'er changed into Xue Yueqing's appearance.

"Huh!"

And Xue Yueqing was also conceived by the divine light, and when everything dispersed, Xue Yueqing became a river fish.

"Put away the double knives for me, Xiaoliu, Lao Ji, protect the master!"

"Okay big brother!" Liu Huai'er nodded.

"Bang!"

Suddenly, the door of the guest room was slammed open, and five officers and soldiers, fierce and vicious, said: "Who is the ascetic Jiang Yu'er!" ”

"I am, I am!" Xue Yueqing hurriedly trotted all the way over, and when she noticed that something was wrong, her steps immediately relaxed, and her big stride became a small broken step.

"Come with us to meet Shi Hou!"

"Okay, you guys lead the way!" Xue Yueqing waved her sleeves, looked at the stunned faces of several officers and soldiers, and hurriedly changed her words: "Amitabha, the poor monk was a little excited when he heard that he was going to meet Shi Hou, and asked a few people to lead the way!" ”

At the moment, Ji was powerless to Jiang Yu'er, Liu Huai'er made a look, Xue Yueqing strided, swayed her hands, her nostrils were facing the sky, and followed the officers and soldiers out of the Taoist temple.

About half an hour later, Xue Yueqing came to the Shihou Mansion.

A large piece of golden palace, in the newborn sun, a large piece of gorgeous radiance, Xue Yueqing was led by the housekeeper to the hall of a palace.

"Jiang Yu'er meets Shi Hou!" With a flick of her big sleeves, Xue Yueqing turned around in a dashing manner and sat straight on the yellow flower chair beside her.

And in the hall, many servants and the nine lions on the master's seat looked at Xue Yueqing's crazy appearance, all with a look of bewilderment.

"I heard that the monk is a disciple of Buddhism, but looking at the way the monk behaves in the world,,, it's a bit ,,, arrogant!" The nine lions that had transformed into stone were puzzled.

The man told him that Jiang Yu'er was a polite and humble monk, and asked him to use all means to scare Jiang Yu'er, in order to test whether Jiang Yu'er's Dao heart was strong through tribulations.

However, the nine-headed lion watching the river fish is different from that person's description.

"There are thousands of people fighting for the red dust, the world is unpredictable, the poor monk is walking the road of calamity, all the way is full of difficulties and dangers, maybe when it will be cooked and eaten, it is better to be chic!" Xue Yueqing's changing river fish laughed.

Is this really the gentle and jade-like monk in the mouth of the Bodhisattva? But this image is seriously inconsistent! The nine lions sitting on the main seat were fluttering in their hearts, looking at the yellow flower chair, their nostrils facing the sky, and their faces full of unruly 'river fish', and the doubts in his heart became deeper and deeper.

"Senior monk, you have been in Shicheng for nine or eight days, presumably you have also seen the bamboo cages hanging outside every household in Shicheng!" Nine lions deliberately frightened.

"I know, it's a baby inside, and I heard that the baby's newborn heart has been eaten by you, so I'm very good at enjoying it!" Xue Yueqing took a sip of hot tea and talked boastfully.

"Monk, wait a minute!" The nine lions swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva, hurriedly walked out of the palace, and found the five officers and soldiers who caught the 'river fish'.

"Damn,, did you catch the wrong person?" The nine lions shouted.

"No, Shi Hou, this is caught according to your orders, no, there is also the portrait you gave me!" The officers and soldiers handed a portrait to the nine lions, and the latter looked at it and was sure that he had not caught the wrong person, but where was this high monk, this was clearly a demon monk who was even more tyrannical than himself.

After driving the dog legs down, the nine lions ran to a fresh and elegant attic.

In the attic, a bodhisattva in white clothes fluttering and with a little red eyebrows was sipping hot tea, and when he saw the nine-headed lion returning in a hurry, he chuckled: "Has the matter been done?" ”

This goddess is Guanyin, one of the four great bodhisattvas of Mount Sumeru in Buddhism!

"Bodhisattva, it's a big deal!" The nine lions let out a strange roar, and immediately told Jiang Yu'er a series of strange behavior styles.

In fact, the relationship between Mount Meru and the Central Empire is not harmonious, and the two super Taoist systems are afraid of each other, so they are not willing to pinch each other openly, so they can only play their own little ninety-nine in secret.

Shi Hou offended the Bodhisattva of Fuxian, the Bodhisattva was very promiscuous, sent nine lions two or three times to beat the stone Hou to kneel, said that Guan Nan Shi should save Shi Hou, but unfortunately Shi Hou released 'only respect the emperor, do not worship the ancient Buddha' is arrogant enough to bombard the sky, although Guan Nan Shi has the heart to rescue, but he is powerless to make a move, can only let the nine lions in the land managed by both Buddhism and the empire.

It just so happened that Guanyin Bodhisattva learned about this a few days ago, so he came to Shicheng, preparing to let the nine lions scare and scare Jiang Yu'er, and torture him to see if his heart was strong.

But how can listening to the words of the nine lions, Jiang Yu'er seems to have changed into a different person?

"In this way, you go before, slaughter the two babies, take out their hearts, and let the river fish taste them!"

"You say that if you eat the baby's heart, let the four of them go, and if you don't eat, you will eat him!" Avalokiteshvara commanded.

"Follow the Bodhisattva's teachings!" The nine lions bowed three times and bowed nine times, and then turned and left.

"Jiang Yu'er, if you are not faithful to Buddhism, just wait to break the reincarnation of this life!" Jiang Yu'er was suddenly merciful, and did not hesitate to let Xue Yueqing run to the underworld to save Shi Hou's series of things, in fact, Guanyin had already known about it.

Shi Hou belongs to the Central Empire, Jiang Yu'er is the leading second brother of Buddhism, Jiang Yu'er is just a sudden show of compassion, but it makes Guanyin have all kinds of doubts about him; After all, Buddhism and the Empire are not far from the Second Epic War.

King Bodhisattva of the Earth, the head of the four great Bodhisattvas of Buddhism, once made a vow that hell is not empty, and he will not become a Buddha!

The ancient Buddha once said that the only person he couldn't see through was the king of Jizo; And this sentence has a faint clue that the king of Jizo has the means to become a Buddha.

At the beginning, the ancient Buddha suppressed the King of Jizo Bodhisattva, and the King of Jizo did not resist, which also made Buddhism greatly relieved; After all, that is the leading second brother of Buddhism, if he fights hard with the eldest brother, maybe all the heavens and all worlds will be crippled.

So in this life, the ancient Buddha has already instructed that if Jiang Yu'er has the behavior of getting close to the empire, he can be killed and his soul can be annihilated!

Here, Guanyin's heart flashed with all kinds of thoughts, and here, the nine lions had already taken matters into their own hands, slaughtered the two babies, and returned to the living room of the main hall with bloody hearts again.

"Bang!"

The two bright red hearts that were still beating on the plate were still in front of the 'Jiang Yu'er', and the nine lions licked, licked, and stomped the blood in their palms and said gloomily: "Since the monk understands that those babies were eaten by me, then please ask the monk to taste one or two!" ”

"Don't worry, these two hearts, one for you and one for me, after eating, I will let the four of you master and apprentice cross the stone city; If you don't eat it, hehe! The nine lions smiled gloomily: "If you don't eat it, I'll eat you!" ”

Looking at the red blood stains of the nine lions on the palms of his hands, and looking at the heart that was still beating faintly on the plate, Xue Yueqing felt that his scalp was about to explode at that moment.

A sudden burst of pathetic rage, like a volcanic eruption, wanted to drown him and devour him!