Chapter 54: When you get drunk, don't look at demons or people!
The three brothers argued over who would go to subdue the demons; Of course, the point of the argument is not to rush to go. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"The old rules!"
"Come!"
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
In the end, under Xue Yueqing's smiling gaze, Ji was powerless and helpless, and walked towards the ancient cave under the giant mountain with the embroidered spring knife.
"Finger shirt, be careful all the way, the teacher will recite the "Diamond Sutra" for you!" Jiang Yu'er shouted from behind.
"Master, isn't the Diamond Sutra transcendent from the dead?" Xue Yueqing snickered.
"Go, go, little fox demon, there's a lot going on!"
But it was said that Ji was powerless to carry the embroidered spring knife, and swaggered towards the cave of the wolf demon, and in the distance, Ji was powerless and his nose moved, and he actually smelled a strong smell of meat.
"Oh, I'll go, why is there so much water, it seems that the wild fruit is too much!" Wiping the corners of his mouth, Ji was powerless and cautiously approached the monster cave.
But I saw that in the extreme depths of the cave, a wolf demon covered in wolf hair, with a fat body, was busy in the ancient cave.
"Good guy, finally someone is fatter than me!" Looking at the waves of flesh that kept shaking up and down as the wolf demon ran, Ji smiled powerlessly as he touched his round belly.
In the ancient cave, there is a bronze tripod, at this time, in the tripod, is boiling thick broth, one after another piece of fat meat continues to rise and fall with the boiling thick soup, the oil juice is crystal clear, the aroma is full of ten miles, and the end is a pot of deliciousness.
"Click!"
The wolf demon has a cold light knife in his left hand, and a thousand-year-old ginseng in his right hand, slices the ginseng into slices, and adds it to the hot to enhance the flavor, good guy, this pot of thick soup is too much for Ji to be hungry, his stomach is gurgling, and he can't walk anymore when he sees his legs trembling.
The delicacy is in front, the demon is in the back, Ji weak's eyes rolled, and he suddenly had an idea in his heart.
I saw that he turned into a bloated wolf demon, and swaggered into the monster cave.
"Ahem!"
Standing at the gate of the ancient cave, Ji coughed twice weakly.
"Who?" The wolf demon looked awe-inspiring, and hurriedly turned around, but saw a behemoth standing proudly at the entrance of the cave, good guy, that little arm was bigger than his own and his legs were thicker.
"You are?"
"My name is Ji Jianting, I was a scattered demon, I happened to pass by here, I came to Daoyou here when I smelled the fragrance, Daoyou has good skills!" Ji squinted weakly, didn't care whether the wolf demon wanted it or not, and walked in with a swagger.
"Fellow Daoist, you soup, it's not good!" Taking a spoon and tasting it, Ji shook her head weakly.
"Oh?" The Heavenly Wolf Demon Pig's face showed a suspicious look on his face, and said, "Why did Daoyou say this? ”
"Boiling is hot, you must boil it slowly, so that the marrow in the bones can be refined!"
"Thick soup, only pure white, is the best soup, I Guan Daoist friends this pot of soup, although the oil juice is overflowing, the soup is pure white, but there is still a most important thing missing?"
"Something!"
"Flavor Powder!"
"Flavor San?"
"Not bad!"
Ji said weakly, put his hand into his chest, rubbed it for a long time, and rubbed out a black ball.
"This pill is the legendary Ti Wei San!" Ji was powerless to hand over the balls to the Sirius Demon.
"But fellow Daoist, why do you smell of sweat when you mention the smell!" The Sirius Demon was suspicious.
"You don't understand this, as the saying goes, good medicine is bitter, and the same is true of my flavor powder, I don't believe you will put the flavor in the soup!"
Although the wolf demon was skeptical, looking at the drooling at the corner of Ji Li's mouth, he secretly said that this guy was also a foodie, so he didn't hesitate at the moment, and scattered the so-called flavor into the bronze tripod.
"Come, fellow Daoist, you're trying!" Ji powerlessly handed the spoon to the wolf demon, who scooped a little soup and tasted it, smashing it and smashing it.
"Fellow Daoist, this is still the original taste, a natural recipe!" The Sirius Demon really didn't taste anything.
"You don't understand this, come, let me taste it!" Seeing that the meat was boiling hot, Ji was powerless to take out a big spoon and scooped a spoonful fiercely, there were more than a dozen pieces of meat, opened his bloody mouth, and stuffed them all.
"Ah, my north nose, it's still a familiar taste, it's still an innocent formula!" Gulping down pieces of meat, Ji couldn't close her eyes, feeling that she was rising to the clouds at this time.
But it was said that Ji was powerless and the wolf demon was around the bronze tripod and feasted, but under the mountain, Jiang Yu'er was very worried.
"Oh my God, oh my God, nothing will happen to the finger shirt, Xiaoliu, hurry up and see your second senior brother, don't be eaten by monsters!" The river fish hurriedly circled in the shade of the trees.
"Master, you can rest assured, the second senior brother is as timid as a mouse, he must be the first to run away when there is danger, don't worry!"
"Evil beast, finger shirt is your second senior brother, how can you say such nonsense!" Jiang Yu'er was furious.
"Okay, master, I'll go now, I'll go!" In the end, Liu Huai'er was helpless, and walked to the monster cave with the winter thunder knife on her back.
In the ancient cave, Ji couldn't afford to watch Liu Huai'er come in, and hurriedly greeted loudly: "Little Liuzi, hurry up, come here, go around with this fellow Daoist twice!" ”
"Second Senior Brother!?" Looking at the Roshan-like 'Sky Wolf Demon', Liu Huai'er was shocked, only he could see that this was Ji powerless, that obscene demeanor, that hideous facial features, that coquettish temperament, changed his appearance and couldn't change a lonely heart.
"Who is this?" The real Sirius Demon wondered.
"This is my third junior brother, loyal and honest, but he is definitely stronger than me when he eats meat!"
"It turned out to be the junior brother of Brother Jian, come and come, there are still a lot of delicious foods, hurry up and eat it while it's hot!" The Sirius greeted.
"Master, it's not that I broke the vow first, it's mainly because the second senior brother pulled me into the water, and the wolf demon is warmly entertained, I can't help but have a gesture!" Liu Huai'er silently recited 'Amitabha' in her heart, and immediately joined the demon group and began to fight for the sky.
Outside the ancient cave, the shade of the trees under the mountain!
"Qingqing, why did you say that Finger Shirt and Xiao Liuliu went for so long and didn't come back; You won't be eaten by youkai, right!? Jiang Yu'er said worriedly.
"Master, don't worry, the second junior brother has rough skin and thick flesh, and the fishy smell is too strong, doesn't he often boast of being full of wind and coquettishness? Those youkai can't get their mouths shut! ”
"As for the third junior brother, he is a wooden man, who will eat it?" Xue Yueqing didn't care.
"I'm just worried that this wolf demon will eat everything!" Jiang Yu'er was worried: "If the wolf demon burns Xiao Liuzi as firewood to cook the finger shirt, what can I do?" ”
"Qingqing, don't sleep, hurry up and take a look in the cave!"
"Good, good!" At that moment, Xue Yueqing was carrying two knives on her back and also walked towards the ancient cave.
It was still far away from the ancient cave, and Xue Yueqing heard the noisy sound, and when he walked into the ancient cave, he was so angry that he smoked.
I saw that in the ancient cave, Ji was powerless to gobble up pieces of meat and drink thick soup, and Liu Huai'er was fighting with the wolf demon.
"Finger shirt, Little Liu, you two traitors!" At that time, Xue Yueqing was a heavy drink, which woke up all three people in the cave.
Looking at Xue Yue's clear and bloodshot eyes, Liu Huai'er and Ji Wuli were shocked.
"Senior brother, listen to my explanation, we are also forced,,,
"Okay, you two don't even call me when you drink!"
"Uh, this ,,,!"
Three minutes later!
"Five, six, six, six, six; Seven clever eight horses! ”
"Haha, Brother Demon Fox, you lost again!" The Sirius laughed.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'll punish myself three times if I lose!" Xue Yueqing poured three glasses in a row with a wine glass, and couldn't help but let out a long roar: "Good wine, good wine, good wine!" ”
The three brothers and sisters, and the wolf demon feasted in the ancient cave, pushing the cup and changing the lamp, eating and drinking is called a hearty, poor our master Jiang Yu'er stayed in the shade of the tree, the anxiety in his heart, and the miserable on his face.
"It's over, it's over, my three apprentices have been eaten by monsters, what should I do? it! ”
When the sun was waning, under the shocked gaze of Jiang Yu'er, Xue Yueqing, Liu Huai'er, and Ji Wuli came out of the ancient cave with each other's arms.
Xue Yueqing's face was red like a monkey's fart, her mouth was spraying wine, her pace was brisk, and her movements were coquettish, obviously overdrunk.
"Finger shirt, Little Six!" Jiang Yu'er was overjoyed and hurriedly stepped forward, but was smoked backwards by the smell of wine on Xue Yueqing's body.
"You're drinking again?" Jiang Yu'er was furious, pinched the ancient seal in his hand, and wanted to recite the "Vajra Mantra" twenty times.
"Master, slow down!" Liu Huai'er hurriedly stopped it.
"Master, that's the case, the wolf demon in the cave has been cleaned up by us, but when the senior brother came to save us, the monster learned that the senior brother was a disciple of Buddhism, but he asked the senior brother to drink, and in the end, in order to save us, the senior brother had to succumb to the monster's obscenity and power with a clear conscience!" Liu Huai'er explained skillfully.
"Qingqing!" Jiang Yu'er shouted loudly and said, "I didn't expect my Qingqing to be so righteous, come, Ma Yu, hurry up and find a village for Qingqing to rest!" ”
An hour later, the four masters and apprentices finally came to a small mountain village surrounded by mountains and rivers.
There were a lot of well-wishers here, and the four masters and apprentices quickly found a place to stay.
This is an old farmer's side house, the master and apprentice four people moved in, and soon it was dark, and Jiang Yu'er was holding an oil lamp to watch Xue Yueqing lying on the bed.
"It seems that Qingqing has suffered a lot, you see, the corners of Qingqing's eyes still have tears of humiliation, presumably in order to choose to save you, and drank water and wine with a clear conscience, he was extremely unwilling in his heart!" The river fish is boastful.
"What the master said is not wrong at all, the senior brother was crying at that time called a grandson, he said that he lived up to the trust of the ancient Buddha in him!" Liu Huai'er interjected on the side, and Ji was holding her stomach weakly, and her intestines were about to spasm when she laughed.
"Amitabha, saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, presumably my Buddha will forgive Qingqing!" Jiang Yu'er said compassionately.
There was nothing to say all night, and when Xueyue, who had a splitting headache the next day, woke up, it was already three poles in the sun.
"Damn, yesterday's wine was so strong!" Rubbing her sore temples, Xue Yueqing opened her peach blossom eyes, but her expression was startled in an instant, and her slender body couldn't help but tremble.
I saw that in front of Xue Yueqing, it was the river fish with a smile on his face.
"Master, what are your intentions for me?" Xue Yue's eyes were frightened.
"Qingqing, I want to praise you as a teacher!" Jiang Yu'er said kindly.
"Huh?" Xue Yueqing opened her mouth wide, with a bewildered expression.