Yun Xiao seemed to sense Mo Xiaoyi's troubles, and couldn't help but say in a joking tone: "What, aren't you happy?" Being famous is a lifelong wish of many people, and you have achieved it so easily, thank you for the cracking of your ancestors' graves! ”

Mo Xiaoyi replied lightly: "What's there to be happy about, I'm just a chess piece in the hands of the school leaders, they need to use the art exhibition to solicit sponsorship everywhere, but they have caused me a lot of trouble." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoYesterday, the director also made a few phone calls to pester me to sell my paintings, saying that a British-Chinese had taken a fancy to my works, and if I agreed to sell them, the other party promised to sponsor 100,000 yuan to our school after getting the paintings......"

Yun Xiao gloated and laughed: "As the saying goes, it's so good, 'people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong', you just wait for the butcher's knife!" ”

Mo Xiaoyi didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so she changed the topic and said, "Zheng Kui is also in Paris?" ”

Yun Xiao said "um", and then asked meaningfully, "Why do you always ask him?" Could it be that you have a leg? When did this happen? Why don't you report it to the boss? ”

Mo Xiaoyi roared: "Die, let him listen to the phone." ”

Yun Xiao obediently handed the phone to Zheng Kui.

After two signature "ho ho" chuckles, Zheng Kui's slightly low and sticky voice came in a light tone: "Remember, I haven't seen you for a few days, like every three autumns, don't you think I can't sleep?" ”

Mo Xiaoyi shuddered when she moved her mobile phone, cursed "dead pervert", glanced at the ripe white dust sleeping in the bed, and then turned her back and covered her mobile phone with her hand and scolded in a deep voice: "The surname is Zheng, Doctor Zheng, you should go to the psychiatric department." ”

Zheng Kui laughed and said in a more frivolous tone: "For the sake of you being so attentive to me, why don't you go with me!" ”

Mo Xiaoyi knew that bickering couldn't fight this group of perverts, so he restrained his expression and said, "Don't talk nonsense, let me ask you, how did you do last time?" Do you know what kind of medicine he was taking? ”

Zheng Kui also put away his joking attitude and replied seriously: "I have researched, his body contains a variety of toxins, and the strange thing is that those poisons contain each other, and they will not threaten his life, or even affect his health, but will produce too many hormones, making him grow hair." Of course, the most important thing is that I have never heard of the poison in him, and I have not found a lot of information. Later, I consulted my mentor in the United States, and he said that he had never been exposed to such a poison. Even if the world is indeed full of wonders, but he can be poisoned by so many things that we have never heard of, it is too much, right? How exactly did he get poisoned? ”

Mo Xiaoyi naturally couldn't say anything about Yin Daochang, but said ambiguously: "I only know that he has lived in the mountains for a period of time, and he may have eaten some unknown poisonous vegetables and poisonous fruits by mistake. All you have to do is tell me if I can take the hair off his body. ”

Zheng Kui replied in an affirmative tone: "Yes, but it will take some more effort, and when I return from Egypt, I will start to dispense medicine for him, and it is estimated that it will take two months to completely remove the yellow hair on his body." If there are no accidents, recurrence should be unlikely. ”

Mo Xiaoyi smiled: "Then I'll trouble you, goodbye!" After speaking, he quickly hung up the phone without waiting for him to answer.

Bai Chen opened his eyes slightly, and asked lazily: "Yi, who came to quarrel with you so early!" ”

Mo Xiaoyi put down her phone, lay back on the bed and hugged her wife and said, "It's not Yunxiao's kid yet, they're playing in Paris!" ”

Bai Chen sighed, buried his face in his chest, rubbed it gently like a kitten, and fell asleep again.

Mo Xiaoyi kissed his wife's hair gently, closed his eyes and went to sleep.

Luo Xinya woke up and saw Tianyan sitting on the bed like an old monk, his eyes were closed tightly and his hands were raised, and a faint cyan halo on the top of his head continued to spread, and he couldn't help but stretch out his finger and poke his bare chest for a moment of curiosity, and said to himself: "Isn't this the surrender posture of human beings?" To whom did he surrender early in the morning? ”

Tianyan opened his eyes, glared at him angrily, and said, "Stinky boy, are you trying to make me angry?" ”

Luo Xinya was startled, and pouted, "Don't be scary, okay?" Who told you to do such a perverted action early in the morning, and the devil knows what you were doing? Don't tell me you're practicing, even that toad is better looking than you. ”

Tianyan rolled his eyes and said, "What do you know, I have an extremely powerful spell, do you want to learn from me?" ”

Luo Xinya pursed her lips disdainfully: "What are you kidding, do you still need to learn spells?" My father, uh, I'm talking about my father who knows magic, and he's much more powerful than you, so why should I learn from you? ”

Tianyan didn't think much about what Luo Xinya inadvertently said about the meaning of the "father" who leaked his mouth, and saw that he looked very despised for people, so he decided to show him a few words, his lips were together and he recited a few incantations, and his finger pointed to the hanger next to the bed, and a fire burst out with a "suddenly", and the clothes on the hanger quickly burned.

"Ah, my clothes, the sky is stinking, you actually set fire to my clothes." Luo Xinya jumped up and threw herself at the clothes, and quietly recited the transfer technique, and the flames quickly burned to the clothes of the heavenly death, and Luo Xinya's clothes returned to his hands unharmed.

"Haha, you know how powerful my spells are, if you dare to look down on my spells again, I will burn all your clothes and let you run naked with your bare ass!" Tian Di propped his hands and feet on the bed, his head pressed against the bed board, and laughed triumphantly like a child who had succeeded in his trick.

"Okay, okay, hurry up and burn it all." Luo Xinya clapped her hands and shouted.

Tianyan suddenly felt that something was wrong, and looked up sharply to see that it was not Luo Xinya's clothes that were burning at all, but his own, and he hurriedly flew over and screamed like a pig: "My clothes,, why are they burning mine?" ”

Luo Xinya held her stomach and laughed wildly, and did not forget to sneer: "What a powerful spell, I really saw it here!" ”

Tianyan hugged the burnt clothes, his heart moved, and he stared at Luo Xinya's eyes and said, "Little boy, to be honest, do you know spells?" ”

Luo Xinya shrugged innocently, "I don't understand, I don't know why the fire burned on your clothes, probably evil has evil retribution, it is unacceptable to do bad things, you see, retribution is coming so soon!" ”

Tianyan scratched his head and said, "Is that so?" No, no, I don't believe my spells can go wrong, you must have done something secretly with your knowledge of spells. ”

A naughty cunning flashed in Luo Xinya's eyes, and she spread her hands to make a helpless expression and said: "If you don't understand, you don't understand, and you don't want to think about it, how can I, a child of a few years old, do things in your powerful spells?" It's obvious that you're not good at learning the art yourself! ”

Thinking that there was really something wrong with his spell, Tian Di sat cross-legged on the bed again, and closed his eyes and muttered, as if he wanted to review the spell he had just said.

Luo Xinya covered her small mouth and snickered silently, her two eyes turned around and looked at the body full of yellow hair, and curiously reached out and plucked a handful, spread it in the palm of her hand and blew it gently. The yellow hair flew out of the window lightly, scattering like a goddess scattering flowers.

Luo Xinya giggled, and stretched out her hand to pull it out again.

Tianyan flashed away and shouted with a straight face: "Hey, if you want to pull me out again, I'm in a hurry with you." ”

Luo Xinya asked with a solemn face: "Heavenly Death, are you a human or a demon?" Why does it grow so much hair? ”

A trace of inferiority flashed on Tianyan's face, and he naturally replied: "Phew, have you ever seen such a handsome monster?" If I like to grow hair, I will grow it, and if you are not convinced, you can also try to grow it.

Luo Xinya blurted out: "I ......"

Suddenly realized that he couldn't reveal his true identity, so he hurriedly stopped talking, and stuck out his tongue quite uncomfortably, oh my God, it's so dangerous, I almost let the words "also a monster" slip out, and then it's strange not to be laughed to death by this half-human, half-monkey guy!

The Heavenly Fox asked, "What am I?" Do you think you're handsome? Or do you want to grow hair? Or do you think you're hairier than me? ”

Luo Xinya grinned and said: "Yes, if you have hair, you can wear it as cotton clothes in winter, how good, if I have such a long hair, I must be very glad to save money for clothes." ”

Tianyan crooked his mouth and muttered: "Hmph, a full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry, and when you really grow hair, I'm afraid it's too late to cry." ”

Luo Xinya changed the topic and said, "Heavenly Death, why are you practicing spells so hard?" I heard that mortal cultivation of immortals is very hard, do you want to go to heaven to become an immortal? In fact, I think the world is very good, there is food and drink, and there are fun things, what is so fun in the heavenly realm, it is not as good as being happy in the world! ”

Tianyan rolled his eyes and said: "What does the little kid know, although the world is colorful, there are many ugly things, but you don't see it, and you will understand it when you grow up." ”

Luo Xinya kicked the heavenly corpse fiercely, and confidently declared: "I'm not a child!" ”

Tian Yan sneered: "What is it that the milk stinks and is not a child?" Only children always refuse to admit that they are children! ”

Luo Xinya is angry, what bullshit logic, the human brain is really complicated.

Seeing that Luo Xinya was blocked by him and couldn't speak, Tianyan suddenly found that he felt that he shouldn't worry about the child, so he patted Luo Xinya on the shoulder and said, "Yaya, why don't you learn spells from me, so that we can help your uncle fight the bad guys together." ”

Luo Xinya was startled, raised her voice and asked, "You said someone wants to hurt Uncle Yan?" Who is it? ”

Tianyan didn't know how to explain to Luo Xinya about Daoist Yin, so he pondered for a while and replied ambiguously: "Well, he is a very powerful unscrupulous Taoist priest, who specializes in bad things, and your Uncle Yan wants to eliminate harm for the world, so he hates you Uncle Yan!" ”

Luo Xinya's eyes rolled and said, "Are you serious? Oh, it's great, I can fight the bad guys with Uncle Yan. ”

Tian Yan laughed and said, "With your small figure, you still want to fight bad guys with your uncle?" It's good not to be beaten by the bad guys, how about it, do you want to learn spells from me? ”

Luo Xinya blinked slyly and said, "I won't learn from you, I don't want to burn my clothes then." ”

Tianyan was angry and shouted: "Hey, Luo Xinya, you bad boy, you dare to laugh at me again, believe it or not, I really burned you." ”

Luo Xinya clasped her arms with her hands and pretended to be frightened and trembling, and said in a weird manner: "Yo, I'm so scared, Master Tian, please spare me!" After saying that, he laughed and jumped on the carpet and turned over the heel.

Tian Yan was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and he sat down at the head of the bed to continue practicing his spells. (To be continued.) )