Jiaxin has always been a good toss, and every year it is a personnel adjustment and department integration, and the big action always has to be done once or twice. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info every time there is a trick every time, horizontal and vertical is to see you this year is not pleasing to the eye, temper up, to give you a pot; next year to see who is pleasing to the eye, and then the revoked department to reinstate. The advantage of tossing and turning in this way is that it gives hope to those who are demanding to make progress, and most of this work is carried out at the end of the year and the beginning of the year to show a new atmosphere in the new year, and it gives people the feeling that the personnel reform every year has new ideas. Year after year, it has come and gone, and there is always a time when I am busy and happy. It seems that everyone is busy, competing, assessing, and talking to individuals, but everyone is busy with different mentalities, and the results of their busy work are also different.

That was the case with that integration two years ago.

I don't know if the two boys from the General Management Department and the People's Armed Forces Security Department stepped on the tail of a senior executive of the company, or when these two boys were incense before the year, the incense ash burned to the outside of the incense burner, and the two departments at the end of the good end were stunned and wiped out. For these two boys, they can only be comforted by the word "back"; For Schwab, this has long been a strange trend. The group has no leader, the department has been abolished, the subordinate departments are reopened under the careful arrangement of the leaders, and several other departments under the jurisdiction of the comprehensive management department have belonged, only a staff canteen has no place to place; As for the People's Armed Forces Security Department, several high-ranking people who sit in the agency on weekdays have all been scattered, and each has surrendered to the master, leaving only the guard squad responsible for guarding the north and south gates of the company There is no one to lead it for the time being. The company's leaders have every opportunity, even if they want to make the staff canteen and guard class their direct units, they don't have the energy to work hard! Besides, if you are reluctant to let go of even this little power, wouldn't it seem that the company's leaders are too pediatric? The two high-level officials came and studied and studied, and felt that it was not appropriate to put them in any department, and finally decided to put them in the office of the agency first and manage them by Yang Fatzi.

Originally, the office of the organ was only in charge of a small car class and the few birds in the office, which can be said to be a complete Qingshui yamen. Although the old men in the car class belong to him Yang Fatman, they all drive for the leader, and they sit in a turtle shell with each other at the gate of the company, and they can talk to the leader. The prime minister's doorman is a third-grade official, Yang Fatzi usually talks to them carefully, for fear that if that sentence leaks his mouth, it will scrape into the ears of the leader and create a bad impression on himself. Those old men don't seem to take Yang Fat Man very seriously, and they usually say hello, I'm good, everyone's good, what's wrong, sometimes there are extra tasks, such as sending some small role to the grassroots level, and they will scold and scold in their mouths, and they will be more Director Yang than him.

As for the few people in the office, they all have their own backgrounds, and there are no twists and turns in these years, who can stay in the agency? Therefore, few people give him Yang Fatzi filial piety during the New Year's holidays, and even if he does, it is shabby. Now that my subordinates have their own businesses, there should be no one to worry about.

After getting off work that night, Yang Fatzi hurriedly picked up his leather bag and rushed home, planning to tell his wife about this happy event, so that she would be happy and happy. How many years have passed, don't look at yourself as a corner in the company, but in the eyes of his wife, he is nothing, his wife is just saying it, and scolding if she wants to. Alas, it's no wonder that the firewood, rice, oil and salt at home, the child's headache and brain fever, and the parents-in-law's cold and warm are all the daughters-in-law are worried. What did he Yang Fat do, he didn't earn a lot of money, he went to work energetically every day, and he got off work with a lot of alcohol. Now that the children are about to get married, but the dowry money has not yet been settled, do you think the wife can give him a good look?

Yang Fatzi's wife's surname is Lan, called Lan Caiping, who was originally a car stopper in the district cotton spinning factory. Before Yang Fatzi did not enter the Jingbao Salt Chemical Plant, he always shouted that he couldn't stand the suffering of the third shift and the sound of the loom in the factory, in the year when Yang Fatzi became the director of the Jingbao Salt Chemical Plant Office, Yang Fatzi mentioned his wife to the director of the factory, and the director of the Shi factory agreed to transfer his wife to work in the Jingbao Salt Chemical Plant in order to thank Yang Fatzi for the sticks he suffered, and the director Shi gave special care at that time, and arranged her to work as a custodian in the warehouse of the mining and supply center. No, a few years ago, the company was on vacation, and the female worker was forty-five years old, but now she doesn't even have to go to work, and every day at home is watching TV and playing mahjong.

Speaking of Lan Caiping, she is indeed a good hand at living. In the drawer under her dresser, there is a stack of ledgers, which record the expenses of her marriage to Yang Fatzi for more than 20 years. She never spends a penny indiscriminately, and she keeps every big and small expense in the family in the ledger, even if it is a needle that buys a dime, she will not miss it. Buying a vegetable on weekdays, not to mention, spare a green onion, spare a garlic, and snatch it from the vegetable seller in front of the counter, it is tireless. Therefore, she rarely spends money to buy these condiments for cooking at home, in her words, buying vegetables and buying green onions, which are all honest ghosts, and useless people do it.

At the end of each month, Lan Caiping will take a plate of the family's account books, she first adds one to the salary of herself and Yang Fatzi, and then calculates the month's expenses, and is sure that there is no error between income and expenditure before she can stop. Even if there is a two-cent error after the calculation, she will not let it go, and will empty the calculator and start over until the error of the two cents is found. For this matter, she was muttered by Yang Fatzi, but every time Yang Fatzi muttered, she ended the battle with a sentence "You know a fart".

Yang Fat Man was a little afraid of guilt, and when his wife spoke loudly, he whispered with him; When his wife whispered, he didn't dare to speak loudly. In these years, there are many men who are afraid of inward, and there are many reasons for being afraid of inward, such as women are too beautiful, women's wages are relatively high, men's careers are underdeveloped, men's abilities are unsatisfactory, and so on. To say that a woman is too good-looking, and a man is afraid of guilt because he loves her, this is still reasonable, but Yang Fatzi's wife looks average, and she is not the kind that everyone loves; To say that a woman's salary is relatively high, Yang Fatzi's wife doesn't seem to be able to talk about it, although when she is a warehouse keeper, she will collude with purchasers and maintenance workers to make some false accounts and make some small fortunes, but her salary is much lower than Yang Fatzi most of the time; In the unit, Yang Fatzi is also a leader, and it stands to reason that his personal ability is not bad, but for some reason, Yang Fatzi's status at home is not high.

Three women in one play, three men are the same. In the unit, when men get together, they often discuss the topic of fear of their wives, and Yang Fatzi's opinion is: fear of guilt is conducive to the stability and unity of the family, and the divorce rate is low.

Yang Fat Man walked into the entrance of the building, found that the door of the house was hidden, heard Yang Fatzi's familiar footsteps, his wife hurriedly came out of the living room, looked at him with a smile on her face, and said, "Fat man, you are back!" ”

Yang Fat also smiled: "Wife, I'm back." I thought to myself, this is really the first time in the world, and my wife actually ran outside the door to greet him.

His wife hugged him into the living room, and Yang Fatzi saw more than a dozen bags of rice stacked next to the dining table at a glance, and more than ten barrels of peanut oil placed on the wall in a row, so he asked his wife: "What, has the price of oil and rice been going to rise again recently?" ”

"I haven't heard of it!" The wife replied casually.

"The price has not increased, why are you buying so much rice and oil? I'm not afraid of mold and spoilage! Yang Fatzi said.

"Where! It was just sent by Ren Jianxi in the staff canteen. The wife explained with a smile: "I asked him why he handed rice and oil, is it the unit that pays benefits?" This Ren Jianxi just smiled and didn't speak; I said I couldn't move in if I couldn't make it clear, but he didn't listen to me, and he squeezed the door to pick things up, and he couldn't stop it! Strange, you say, isn't it strange? ”

"This kid, the news is pretty fast." Yang Fatzi muttered in his heart. As soon as he heard his wife's explanation, he understood, but he didn't expect that Ren Jianxi acted so quickly, and the appointment announced in the afternoon was the first time he made a move.

Ren Jianxi is the cooking squad leader of the staff canteen of Jiaxin Company, and is in charge of the eating and drinking problems of more than 2,000 people in the company on weekdays.

For Ren Jianxi, although he can meet him every time he cooks in the staff canteen, Yang Fatzi doesn't know him too well. The only impression about Ren Jianxi is the rumored theory of "spoon and power": if you have power, you have to be good at using it, if you are not good at using it, then the power in your hands is a **** for you. For example, when I am in charge of cooking, I will scoop a spoonful of you when I see you comfortable; If you don't like it, let's shake off half a spoonful with a "snap". No one will bother with you for food, and will anyone in the company be a beggar for a bite to eat? Even if there is the thick-skinned one and let me add some more, it depends on my mood, and if I am happy, add some vegetables to him; If you don't like it, give him some soup. If it's ugly, I'll shut up next time, which is called power. Those who eat more food, their hearts will think of me, and they will be able to talk when they need it in the future; Those who eat less vegetables can't take the money they save for the dishes, and of course what others can't take away is their own.

Although he had only heard of it, this set of high theories made Yang Fatzi remember him. Later, when he came to the canteen to cook and cook, Yang Fatzi also paid attention to it and found that this kid could indeed organically integrate theory and practice. Whoever has a black gauze hat on his head will go to him to get food half a beat slower, and his spoon will be turned over in the vegetable bowl, and he will pick the big fish and the thin meat if it is thin; If it is a small worker, the speed of cooking is much faster, and the quantity and quality of the food are much less.

I think that this kid came from the countryside with his wife and children to mess around, and he was so poor that he couldn't even pay the rent. Ten years in Hedong, ten years in Hexi, since this kid mixed with the cooking squad leader, with a big spoon in his hand, it didn't take a few years to hear that he bought three or four properties in the downtown area of H City.

"Honestly, what's going on?" The wife asked with a smile.

Only then did Yang Fatzi tell his wife about the two more stalls he was in charge of. Lan Caiping "snapped" and patted Yang Fat's beer belly and said, "Okay, fatty!" In the past, you were all fed alone, and the whole family was not hungry, but now that you have grown up, the family can also be stained with you, and it is not bad! ”

"With so much rice and oil, why do you have to treat me at night?" Yang Fat Man saw that his wife was happy, so he climbed up the pole.

"Okay! Director Yang, you sit here and wait, I'll go and cook two dishes, and invite you to drink in the evening. Lan Caiping joked happily, turning around to get busy.

Yang Fatzi stretched out his hand and hugged her, with a face full of grievances: "Wife, you won't be so affectionate, right?" ”

The wife raised her willow eyebrows and said angrily: "What else do you want?" ”

"Let me have a good hug at night." Yang Fat Man smiled evilly and was about to kiss his wife's face.

"you!" Lan Caiping pushed him away: "How old are they, and they're still not serious." With that, he blushed and went to the kitchen.

Yang Fat Man was idle and bored, counted the amount of rice and oil in the living room, and then lay on his back on the sofa with a satisfied ass, he casually operated the remote control of the TV on the coffee table, and casually turned up the TV program. I searched and searched, but I didn't find the platform I liked to watch, and I was worried that there was no place to put my eyes, when I heard someone ringing the doorbell. Yang Fatzi thought, it's time for dinner, who else will come to the door? Suspiciously, he stood up and went to open the door.

The door opened, and it was Ma Shengli, the guard squad leader in charge of the company's doorman.

"It's a pony, come in and sit." Yang Fatzi hurriedly let the visitor into the living room, and when Ma Shengli sat down, he shouted at the kitchen again: "Wife, there are guests at home, hurry up and serve tea!" ”

"It's coming! Here it comes! Lan Caiping agreed, and walked out of the kitchen with her hands on her apron: "Yo, it's a pony, a rare guest." ”

Ma Shengli saw Lan Caiping, quickly got up from the sofa, and said, "Hello sister-in-law!" ”

Lan Caiping looked Ma Shengli up and down, and kept saying politely: "Hello, hello, sit!" Sit! "I searched my surroundings with my eyes to see if there was anything new in my house. When I found that everything was normal, my face was a little unhappy.

"What are you doing? Pour the tea. Fat Yang saw through his wife's mind at a glance and urged.

Lan Caiping listened, didn't say anything, turned around and walked to the kitchen. After a while, she came out with a glass of water and prepared to put it in front of Ma Shengli.

"Don't you have any tea at home?" Seeing that Lan Caiping brought a glass of boiled water, Yang Fatzi asked.

"Oh, no! Yesterday was gone, and I haven't taken the time to buy it. Lan Caiping replied to Fat Yang with a somewhat unnatural smile, and then turned her head to Ma Shengli: "I'm sorry, pony." ”

"It's okay, it's okay!" Ma Shengli stood up again with a smile, and reached out to pick up the teacup in Lan Caiping's hand: "Thank you, sister-in-law!" I'm thin, and I don't usually drink much tea. ”

Yang Fatzi thought to himself, the pot of tea I just came back from the office two days ago, Tieguanyin's, why is it gone so quickly? He wanted to remind his wife, but it could be seen that Lan Caiping had already turned around and went to the kitchen, and it was not good to call her back in front of Ma Shengli to ask, so he had to look at Ma Shengli apologetically: "Pony, I'm really sorry, you came unfortunately." ”

"It's okay, Director Yang! It's good to have plain water! Ma Shengli replied sincerely.

"By the way, pony, did you come to me today?" Yang Fat Man gets straight to the point.

"It's nothing." Ma Shengli's body leaned forward: "I have wanted to come to see you for a long time, and I have never been able to make time." No, I happened to be passing by nearby tonight, so I stopped by. ”

"Oh, that's right." Yang Fatzi smiled and nodded, thinking that there are always many coincidental things in the world, one lives in the eastern suburbs, and the other lives in the western suburbs.

"I heard that the janitor will be managed by the office of the agency in the future, Director Yang, is there such a thing?" Ma Shengli asked.

"Yes, the company's leaders only announced it in the afternoon." Yang Fatzi replied.

"That's the best!" Ma Shengli put down the teacup he was holding in his hand and hugged his fist at Yang Fatman: "That little brother will be in the company in the future, but you will have to rely on the old director to carry me more." ”

"You can't say that, everyone takes care of each other! Take care of each other! Yang Fatzi hurriedly waved his hand and said modestly: "Although I took over this stall, I will have to rely on your little horse to support the specific work in the future!" ”

"It should be, it should be." Ma Shengli couldn't stop nodding like a chicken pecking rice: "For the sake of the old director, I am a liver and brain, and I will not hesitate to do it." ”

After being polite to each other, they talked for a while, seeing that it was almost seven o'clock, seeing that Ma Shengli had no intention of leaving, Yang Fatzi thought about whether he should leave the guests for dinner, so he went to find his wife under the excuse of going to the bathroom. He pushed open the kitchen door and saw that Lan Caiping was sitting alone on the kitchen stool in a daze, as if she was sulking at someone, so he gently closed the kitchen door.

"Wife, a guest is coming, do you think you are ready to prepare?" Fat Yang asked in a low voice.

"What to prepare? Hungry first! Lan Caiping replied angrily: "You said that this horse is really victorious, he didn't come early, he didn't come late, he just stepped on a meal, and he still had two empty hands, what did he mean?"

"What's the matter, it's all a unit, it's so late, it's not like leaving anyone to eat." Yang Fatzi patted his wife's back: "Besides, if it spreads out in the future, it won't be able to hang on to this face, right?" ”

After listening to Yang Fatzi's words, Lan Caiping's body did not move, and there was still an angry expression on her face.

"Is there no food at home?" Yang Fat asked in a low voice again.

"I have it in the fridge, but I don't want to get it!" Lan Caiping pouted and muttered.

"Madam, please get up and get ready!" Yang Fatzi copied his wife's armpit with both hands and set her up: "The guests have come to the door, how bad is this!" ”

Seeing his wife moving her hand in the kitchen, Yang Fatzi came out with confidence. Ma Shengli was leaning over to study the remote control of the TV on the coffee table at the moment, and when he saw Yang Fatzi coming over, he stood up and prepared to say goodbye: "Director Yang, it's not too early for you to see the time, I should go back, so I won't bother you." ”

"Don't mind!" Fat Yang stretched out his hand to stop him: "It's time for dinner, you want to slap me in the face when you leave, don't you?" ”

"No, no, no!" Ma Shengli hurriedly smiled and waved his hand: "I didn't say hello to the family when I came out, they may still be waiting for me to go back to dinner!" As he spoke, he took out a thick cowhide envelope from his bosom and placed it on the coffee table.

"Director, you see that I came in a hurry, and I didn't have time to buy anything, this is a little heart, you have to accept it." After Ma Shengli finished speaking, he was about to go out of the living room.

As soon as Yang Fatzi saw the envelope, he understood the contents of it, stepped forward and grabbed Ma Shengli's arm, and deliberately made a tiger face: "Little Pony, this is not good." Put it away and take it away! ”

"Are you too little?" Ma Shengli asked.

"It's not a question of how much, it's not appropriate to do that!" Yang Fatzi said.

"You look down on me?" Ma Shengli stiffened his neck and deliberately accentuated his tone.

"What a word! Everyone is in one unit, brothers! Yang Fatzi picked up the envelope on the coffee table, stuffed it into Ma Shengli's arm, and said, "Put it away!" ”

"If you want to think I'm a brother, you can give me face and take it!" Ma Shengli slapped the envelope on the coffee table again.

"It's because I treat you as a brother that I can't accept it!" Yang Fatzi picked up the envelope and still stuffed it into Ma Shengli's arms.

Lan Caiping was listlessly chopping vegetables in the kitchen, and when she heard the noise in the living room, she threw down her kitchen knife and came out to see what was going on. She suddenly saw the envelope in Yang Fatzi's hand, and her eyes lit up, so she also rushed forward to join the ranks of pulling, she blocked the door of the living room with a smile, stretched out her hands and pushed Ma Shengli in the direction of the sofa, and said: "Brother Ma, it's time to eat, what are you going to do?" Look down on our fat people, don't you? ”

"Sister-in-law, you're serious!" Ma Shengli was intercepted in front and chased after him, and he really couldn't get out of his body all of a sudden, and after listening to Lan Caiping's words, he was a little anxious: "Director Yang has always been my idol in Ma Shengli's mind, I just want to show a little bit of my heart, I must ask my sister-in-law and the director to accept it." "I had to squeeze out the door as I spoke.

For a while, the three of them were in a mess in the room, and Yang Fatzi was busy stuffing the envelope into Ma Shengli's pocket; Lan Caiping was bent on leaving Ma Shengli at home for dinner; Ma Shengli is pushing left and right, tired of coping.

The three of them pushed and shoved for a while, Lan Caiping felt that the polite atmosphere was almost done, worried that the fake would come true, and finally the chicken and egg were beaten, so he snatched the envelope from Yang Fatzi's hand, and said to Ma Shengli: "I think so!" Brother Ma, Li, we are under our hands, but you must stay and have a drink with our fat man. If you agree, that's it; If you don't agree, you take the envelope and leave! ”

After listening to Lan Caiping's words, Ma Shengli rested his hand, feeling that it would be unkind to go away with his head hard, so he said to Lan Caiping with a smile: "Sister-in-law, then I will cause you trouble!" ”

"My own brother, what's the trouble! You and our fat man sit and talk first, and my sister-in-law will go to the door and chop a few cooked vegetables to serve you wine. Lan Caiping spoke, opened the door and was about to go out. Yang Fatzi looked at his wife as if she had changed into a different person, and he really couldn't react for a while, he thought that his wife's behavior was still inappropriate, and he was about to reach out to stop it, but Lan Caiping had already opened the door and went out.

The wine and food are not very rich, and there is no preparation, a few cold dishes, a few hot dishes, plus a bottle of old local wine, but the guests and hosts drink more happily and chat more speculatively. During the banquet, Lan Caiping vigorously added wine to Ma Shengli's wine glass and put vegetables on the plate in front of him. Drinking and drinking, Yang Fatzi also persuaded Ma Shengli to take back the envelope, saying that everyone was stirring spoons in one pot, which was not good, but Lan Caiping kicked his legs and stomach a few times under the table, so he closed his mouth and stopped insisting. In the end, Ma Shengli drank crookedly and went home.

As soon as Ma Shengli's front foot left, Lan Caiping poured the money in the envelope on the coffee table and counted it, obediently, a full five thousand yuan, and counted Lan Caiping's eyes straight!

Yang Fat Man also didn't believe his eyes a little, it was the first time someone gave him Yang Fat Man such a heavy gift, not only did he ask for nothing, but the amount was so huge, what did he want to do as a little squad leader on the doorman? Could it be that this Ma Shengli wants to be the director of the office? No, you can't! I just have this heart, but I don't have that much ability!

"No! I'll have to get the money back tomorrow! ”

"You dare! Someone volunteered to give it away, and you took it, and you didn't go to his house to grab it, why do you want so much? Lan Caiping said.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll make a mistake because of this?" Fat Yang asked Lan Caiping.

"Look at your little bit of talent! Five thousand yuan will scare you like this, if you are put in the position of General Manager Chen and Secretary Xiao, you must not be scared to death? Lan Caiping poked Yang Fatzi's head and said mockingly.

"I don't think it's right to do that." Fat Yang muttered in his mouth.

"It's all like this or not, I'll have the final say on this matter!" Lan Caiping said: "It's okay now, I'm worried that my daughter's dowry has not been settled!" It's just a large LCD color TV, and it's all here! ”

As the saying goes, if the wife is virtuous, the husband will definitely be fine; If a woman is greedy, something will happen to a man.

The next day, Yang Fatzi really didn't be able to return the money. If Yang Fatzi later knew that it was because of the 5,000 yuan that he had fallen into trouble, causing him to lose his late life, he would not have left this money at that time when he was beaten to death.

But even if Yang Fatzi repents his intestines, what use can he have?