The meeting was opened as soon as it was opened, and the notice was given at 8:40, and the personnel had arrived at 9 o'clock. The meeting of the pen "fun" pavilion www.biquge.info was held in the round table conference room on the seventh floor, the participants were all the main and deputy positions of the various departments and offices of the organs and the secondary units, when the general manager Ning and Secretary Kan walked into the venue, the conference room was as lively as a duck noisy pond, some were consulting the content of today's meeting, some were discussing the matter of leaflets, and saw the two high-level people coming in, all of them restrained their smiles, and sat in a serious position waiting for the leader to speak.

Ning Xiangqian asked Tian Junyu if everyone had arrived, and Tian Junyu said that except for Director Kim Jung-ho, everyone who should have arrived had arrived. Ning Qianqian nodded, asked him to send the copied leaflet, turned his head and said to Secretary Kan, Director Jin is busy with something, I don't think I will wait for him, right? Secretary Kan said let's get started! Ning Xiangqian took the microphone, without the previous clichés, and went straight to the point and said, "Everyone, have you seen the flyer in front of you?" Take a good look! I wonder what you think after reading it? ”

There was silence in the conference room.

"Everyone, let's talk about it!" Seeing that no one spoke for a long time, Secretary Kan said into the microphone: "Yesterday, there was a collective disturbance among employees in the company, and someone posted leaflets at night, what kind of behavior is this?" This is an act that wants to destroy the company's good production situation! If such a thing happens, General Manager Ning will not agree, and I will not agree, all of you here are leaders of various departments, and I believe that you will not agree to this kind of thing! The company is in turmoil, what good is it for everyone? If you leave Jiaxin Company, do you think you will find such a good job? ”

"Mr. Ning, Secretary Kan, the two of you will give instructions!" It doesn't matter whether you understand the intentions of the leader, but the opportunity to show loyalty must not be left to others, and the director of the human resources department "annoys people (Tao Renxian)" is such a person: "What do we need to do, we must go all out and resolutely share worries for the leader!" ”

"Yes! Oh, yes! Mr. Ning, Secretary Kan, the two of you can speak! What do we need to do, we must be liver and brain, and we will not hesitate! The crowd chimed in.

"Raising soldiers for a thousand days, using soldiers for a while, today is indeed the time for me Ning to use everyone!" Ning waved his hand forward to signal everyone to be quiet, and said: "There is only one purpose of today's meeting, I hope everyone will provide valuable clues around this leaflet and find out the mastermind behind this trouble." ”

"Secretary Kan, Mr. Ning, where did you find the leaflet?" Wang Bashi, director of the distribution center, has always been known for his small Zhuge and is unhurried when he speaks.

"It's also on the walls of the company, at the door of the warehouse in your distribution center." Ning replied forward.

"There is a camera at the door of our warehouse, and it should not be difficult to find out who posted the leaflet by calling up the monitoring and replay." Wang Bashi thought he had discovered a new world, and looked at the two high-level executives, hoping to be praised.

"Checked it! All cameras were turned off for half an hour during the same period, and no suspects were found at other times. Ning Qianqian looked depressed.

Wang Bashi is Ning Xiangqian's fellow countryman, and both of them are from Y City. Not only the same village, but also the same village and the same group, Wang Bashi's brilliance is entirely due to Ning Xiangqian, who trusts him more than anyone else here.

"In that case, why don't you call the police?" The person who spoke was "Song Dacang", the deputy secretary of the salt branch, and he was a person who spoke wherever he wanted.

"It's not that Mr. Ning and I haven't thought about calling the police, but this situation is an internal contradiction in the enterprise, and if the police are called, the police will not intervene." Regarding Song Dacang's words, Secretary Kan smiled disappreciatively, and then said: "Deputy Secretary Song, think about it seriously, if you are a policeman, will you come to stop the company's employees from asking for a salary increase?" ”

"yes, yes! The police would never have come to ask about such a thing. "Regardless of whether it is right or wrong, it will never be wrong to follow the high-level, this is the experience that Wang Bashi has summed up for several years as an official.

"I mean asking the police to help check the cameras, not expecting them to help the company solve the problem of employee trouble." Song Dacang blushed and whispered a defense.

"That's not right either!" Secretary Kan waved his hand and said: "Our company is engaged in production and operation, and internal matters should be reduced to small things as much as possible, and small things to nothing." Besides, this kind of thing is not a glorious thing, and spreading it will also damage the image of state-owned enterprises. ”

"Brothers, let's think about this flyer and see if we can find valuable clues." Entangled in useless topics can only be a waste of time, Ning Xiangqian put down the posture of the general manager, and called his subordinates brothers, he shook the leaflet in his hand, and drew everyone's attention back to the topic: "I see its literary style, it is by no means done by ordinary people!" The education of the person who drafted this leaflet, my guess is at least high school or above, everyone in their respective units to check and see, to see which people are complaining on weekdays, and are dissatisfied with the company's personnel system and business strategy, take these people as the focus of the investigation, find out their whereabouts last night. ”

Ning Xiangqian's words once again made the meeting fall silent, and the middle-level people turned their eyes to the leaflets one by one, pretending to think deeply and scratching their ears and cheeks. At this very moment, to say that there is a suspect in one's unit is undoubtedly to set oneself on fire, so everyone's thinking is only a formality, not substance.

"Guys, you speak! Have you forgotten how you got to this position in the first place? "Secretary Kan is not like Ning Xiangqian, who is low when he encounters things, and his tone is full of reproach.

"Secretary Kan, Mr. Ning, if you want me to ask the functional departments to check the company's recruitment resume, transfer out all the people with high school education or above, and check them one by one, wouldn't it be better?" The person who spoke was Manager Mu of the Thermal Power Branch, who was an old qualification in the Thermal Power Branch, and his experience was equivalent to the history of the factory.

"It's too late!" Ning Xiangqian shook his head and said: "There is only one day left tomorrow, and there are thousands of people up and down the company, when will it be investigated?" Besides, it is easy to startle the troublemakers in this way, and not only will they not be able to find out, but they will further encourage the arrogance of the troublemakers. ”

"Everyone, let's talk about it!" Seeing that everyone was silent, Secretary Kan broadened his mind for everyone: "Don't limit your eyes to your own one-third of an acre, you might as well open your horizons a little, and look at all the familiar people around you, including people from other units within the company, as long as you think you are suspicious, speak freely, don't be stubborn." ”

"Secretary Kan, if you say that, I think there is a person who is more suspicious." The person who spoke was Qiu Fugui, deputy director of the Ministry of Production Technology.

Speaking of Qiu Fugui, it is necessary to briefly introduce this person. As his name suggests, Qiu Fugui has always been a person who actively asks for progress and pursues wealth, he is a monk halfway to Jiaxin Salinization Company, it is said that he and Zhuang Laifu are cousins, I don't know whether it is true or not, but his official career is relatively flat, this is true, from an ordinary clerk, promoted to the deputy minister of production technology, it took less than five years before and after, because of a tough backstage, he doesn't pay much attention to ordinary people, which can be seen from his ordinary words and deeds.

Before being promoted to the deputy director of the production technology department, Qiu Fugui had been working in the equipment department, and he rarely had a smiling face for the people from the secondary units below, and he always had an unfathomable and arrogant face. The equipment department is mainly responsible for the company's equipment, the equipment transformation and updating of the secondary unit, all of which must be approved by the equipment section of the production technology department, and the new equipment must be accepted by the equipment department before it can be delivered to the grassroots unit for installation and use. During Qiu Fugui's period as the deputy chief and section chief of the dry equipment department, there was no shortage of money, but Qiu Fugui paid more attention to his own technical discourse. Every time the company enters a new equipment, he will personally go to the manufacturer to investigate and investigate, and at any time prepare a book to consult the manufacturer's equipment engineer about the structure and performance of the equipment, as well as the fault characteristics of the equipment when used in other units. When the purchased equipment is sent to the company, the equipment department has completed the acceptance, he always does not forget to take out the equipment instructions for archiving, the secondary unit in the process of equipment installation and use, if you encounter difficult problems and want to ask for the instructions to see, Qiu Fugui is generally reluctant to give, he always takes the trouble to visit the front line to be responsible for guidance, during which he does not forget to ridicule the stupid and ignorant people below.

"Who is it?" Secretary Kan and General Manager Ning came to the spirit at the same time.

"Yu Zhenqing." Qiu Fugui replied.

"Yu Zhenqing?" Ning Xiangqian asked, "You mean that Yu Zhenqing from the Halogen Mining Branch?" Explain why. ”

For Yu Zhenqing, Ning Xiangqian has an impression.

Yu Zhenqing is an electrical maintenance worker, who used to work in the salt branch, but because he was arrogant and high, he did not have a very good relationship with the people in the class. Yu Zhenqing's squad leader surnamed Feng, is a local land worker, people say that rabbits do not eat the grass by the nest, Feng squad leader is the nest inside and outside the nest to eat, weekdays to pursue the "company big haystack, do not pull white, do not pull" concept, hands and feet are very unclean, it is said that Feng squad leader's home maintenance tools are enough to equip a reinforced regiment, Yu Zhenqing therefore does not look down on him. Once, during the overhaul, Yu Zhenqing's voltage tester forgot to receive it, he asked the squad leader Feng if he saw it, and the squad leader choked him and said how could I see your tool if it was lost? The maintenance personnel do not have maintenance tools, just like the soldier has no guns, and electrical maintenance is dealing with electric tigers, and it is definitely not possible to do without tools. The voltage tester itself is not worth a few dollars, Yu Zhenqing guessed that the squad leader stole it, but did not grasp the handle, so he opened a list to go to the warehouse to receive, who knew that Feng squad leader refused to sign the list, insisted that Yu Zhenqing pay for it himself, for which the two of them quarreled a few words, and finally moved, although Feng squad leader has a long hand, but he has been more generous to his top boss, the result is that Yu Zhenqing was retired to the human resources department to rearrange the work, and later arranged in the mining branch, continue to do his job.

The fact is that squad leader Feng drove Yu Zhenqing away from the electrical maintenance class of the salt making branch, not just because of a voltage tester. The company organizes a technical competition every three years, and invites people from H City Technician College to invigilate, and the examination is divided into theory and practice, theory and practice, and the top three titles in the examination can be upgraded to technicians. There are not many people in the salt electrical maintenance class who love to learn and move, no one is willing to refer to it, the indicators are arranged above, and the people in the class are unwilling to go, Feng squad leader thought about it, and did not hesitate to assign this glorious and arduous task to the person he didn't like - Yu Zhenqing. It turned out to be a coincidence, Yu Zhenqing's blind cat bumped into the dead mouse, and he was really admitted to the top three, and became the only technician in the class, this time Feng squad leader couldn't sit still, he wanted to make Yu Zhenqing make a fool of himself, but he turned out to be a success, his title as a squad leader is only an intermediate worker, but the class member is a technician, it's too dangerous! So it is necessary to be quick to get rid of it.

Wherever he goes to work, Yu Zhenqing did not have any entanglements because of leaving the salt branch, he still loves his calligraphy, he always has a calligraphy book in his hand when he goes to work, and when he is free, he takes the pliers in his hand and changes the cone to write and draw on the ground, pondering the technique of moving the pen. The words are well written, it is inevitable that someone will hit the idea of his calligraphy, Jiaxin Salt Chemical Company has become a part of the G Provincial Salt Industry Company, and some activities organized by the Provincial State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission are of course to participate, such as the calligraphy and painting competition, which will be held every two years, and the task is decomposed layer by layer, and the G Provincial Salt Industry Company gave Jiaxin Salt Chemical Company the index, at this time, someone thought of Yu Zhenqing, saying that his calligraphy is good, enough to deal with the company.

Yu Zhenqing was reluctant to complete the tasks assigned by the company, but he was in charge of his job, and in order to wear fewer small shoes in the future, he did not refuse. He is a person who is more rigorous in art, and since he has promised something, he will try to do it well. That time, Yu Zhenqing wrote "Red Cliff Fu" by Xingkai Su Shi, wrote more than ten paintings in total, and finally picked out a work that he was satisfied with and ready to hand it in. As a result, on the day when the unit wanted to draft, he went to participate in the annual staff tour organized by the company, and he was in the city at the time, and the people in the propaganda department were in a hurry, and there was no way, Yu Zhenqing had to call his wife and ask her to hand the calligraphy works she had written in the study to the unit. My wife saw more than ten pieces of calligraphy rice paper on the desk, I didn't know which one, I wanted to call Yu Zhenqing, but I thought that the phone call to the city would charge expensive roaming fees, she didn't want to waste money, so she randomly drew one and sent it to Jiaxin Company.

A month later, the results of the calligraphy and painting competition came out, and Yu Zhenqing won the honor for the company and won the first prize in calligraphy. Ning Xiangqian specially called him, congratulated him, and personally took him to the province in a car to attend the SASAC staff talent award ceremony. On the publicity corridor of the provincial SASAC, the masterpieces of the winners were plastered everywhere, and Yu Zhenqing's calligraphy was ranked first in the calligraphy award. When Yu Zhenqing saw his masterpiece, he was dumbfounded, because he found that the calligraphy on the wall was not the one he had picked out at all! There is no doubt that the wife took it wrong! The calligraphy in front of me is the most dissatisfied one of the ten written by Yu Zhenqing, the reason is that the spacing structure of the font is not too good, and there is no bold momentum in one go when moving the pen, the most important defect is that a word is missing when writing, "the breeze is coming, the water waves are not happy" The word "no" is omitted, this is a failure that people who do not understand calligraphy can see, and their work was actually awarded the first prize! Yu Zhenqing had a feeling of being fooled. However, he didn't say anything, and at the award ceremony, he went up to the stage to receive the trophy as if he was drunk. At the end of the award, Mr. Ning said that he had something to go back to the company first, and asked him to play in the provincial capital for a few days, and the expenses would be reimbursed by the company.

The first thing Yu Zhenqing did when he returned home was to find all the calligraphy works on the desk and burn them to ashes with a fire.

Yu Zhenqing's calligraphy is famous, and there are more individuals looking for him to write, some come to write business plaques, some come to write Fulu Shouxi, some ask to write inspirational poems and songs for children, and there are also vassal and elegant people who ask for words to hang at home to decorate the façade, Yu Zhenqing is a stubborn temper, he is a person who can see the eye to write, and those who do not like the eye will be refused, regardless of his position. For this reason, he has offended many people, and Qiu Fugui is one of them.

"I suspect it's him!" Qiu Fugui said: "Don't look at this person's usual silence, but as far as I know, he still complains a lot. I have been to the mining branch to guide the installation of equipment several times, and every time I see him either holding a book or holding a mobile phone to read an e-book, it can be seen that his cultural level is not low. The most suspicious thing is that he believes that his calligraphy attainments are extremely high, and he has always looked down on the people around him, and often slanders the company's business policies and business strategies, such people are the most suspicious. ”

Qiu Fugui's speculation is somewhat far-fetched, to put it bluntly, he is just selfish, taking the opportunity to announce his personal vendetta. In fact, there is no substantive conflict of interest between the two, just looking at each other's words and deeds are not pleasing to the eye, plus the last time I asked Yu Zhenqing for words, I just took advantage of the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone this time.

"Vice Minister Qiu, your suspicions must be well-founded!" Manager Wang is a cannon barrel, short-tempered, and a person who can't rub sand in his eyes, seeing Qiu Fugui staring at his own one-third of an acre, he suddenly became angry: "Confession, blood spews, dogs bite lice - it's not okay to chew!" ”

"Manager Wang, why did I chew on lice? Yu Zhenqing has a high level of education and good calligraphy, which originally met the suspicious conditions mentioned by Secretary Kan and Mr. Ning! Being scolded in front of many middle-level people, Qiu Fugui's face was a little unbearable, and he moved out two high-level officials as shields.

"There are more people with a high level of education in Jiaxin Salinization Company, why do you suspect that it is Yu Zhenqing of the Halogen Mining Branch? If you want me to see, your education level is not low, why don't you doubt yourself? Although Manager Wang is a rough man, his speech is reasonable, he took Qiu Fugui's words and retorted: "If you want to say that the calligraphy is well written, you open your eyes and see clearly, the leaflet is printed by a printer!" If the flyer is handwritten, do you still have to worry about it? The company's leaders arranged for someone to investigate the handwriting, and the truth would be revealed! ”

"You...... You ......" Qiu Fugui's face turned purple with anger and turned into a stammer.

"Lao Wang, don't be careful! Vice Minister Qiu is also for the stability of the company, not for people. Seeing that the two of them were about to turn their faces, Ning Xiangqian had to intervene, and after speaking, he turned his head and whispered to Tian Junyu: "You ask Section Chief Liu of the Public Security Section to check and see what Yu Zhenqing did last night?" ”

"Mr. Ning, there is no need to check, the transformer of the halogen mining branch was broken yesterday, and the halogen electrical maintenance team worked overtime for a day and a night, Yu Zhenqing has been on the scene, he can't come at all, I dare to assure you!" Manager Wang sat relatively close to Ning Qianqian, and he was a little frustrated when he heard that his subordinates were being suspected, just as his own personality was being suspected.

"It's better to check and eliminate suspicions!" Secretary Kan waved his hand at Tian Junyu and motioned for him to leave, and then said to Manager Wang: "General Manager Ning said well, this matter is not right. ”

"Actually, don't bother with the security department, let the office send someone to call up the surveillance video of the organ building yesterday morning, and see if there is Yu Zhenqing, otherwise the truth will be revealed!" Speaking to the senior management, Manager Wang's tone immediately lowered an octave.

"As long as the person is innocent, are you still afraid of investigation?" Qiu Fugui looked at Manager Wang's nostrils and snorted, raised his hand and said: "I support the opinions of the two high-level officials, I personally believe that the mastermind who organized the trouble yesterday may not appear at the scene." ”

"Makes sense!" Ning Xiangqian nodded in agreement.

"Vice Minister Qiu is really smart!" Manager Wang stared at Qiu Fugui deadly, lowered his head and stopped talking.

With the experience of Qiu Fugui and Manager Wang, the atmosphere of the venue was silent again, and no one dared to speak blindly, for fear that they would not succeed and cause a commotion.

"Guys, let's talk about it!" Secretary Kan looked at a row of lowered heads, and had to urge: "Accept people's fortunes, eliminate disasters for others, when the company needs you, you can't stand by!" ”

The room was silent.

"Didn't anyone say that?" Thinking that these guys usually see themselves, they can't wait to take out their hearts and lungs, but now they are like stuffy bugs, Ning Xiangqian is inevitably a little angry: "Okay! Then I'll name whoever you want! Whether it's your own unit or your brother's unit, bring out at least two, if there is one less, please cut it off by yourself, go home and think about it behind closed doors! ”

Ning Xiangqian's trick really worked, and the atmosphere in the venue was immediately mobilized, but no one was willing to talk about the people in their own unit, so a meeting to investigate and organize the suspect of the troublemaker evolved into a dog-eat-dog meeting of mutual revenge and competing for merit. The meeting was held from morning to afternoon, and from afternoon to early morning, and Ning sent two boxed lunches to the canteen in the middle, and no one was allowed to leave the conference room except for the toilet. For the suspects listed by everyone, Ning Xiangqian will immediately ask people to investigate to see who has the time to commit the crime, but the result is that there are a lot of investigations, but there are not many really valuable clues.

People are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. Although the participants were provided with two boxed lunches during the meeting, everyone saw that the two high-level executives were so worried that they did not mean to move their chopsticks, and no one was embarrassed to raise a spoon, although a few of them were more shrewd, and they took advantage of the toilet to make a bowl of noodles to eat, but under such a long wheel war, they had already been consumed by hunger, so they all looked like they had a serious illness and were sluggish.

"It's not too early, I think today's meeting will be here!" Secretary Kan glanced at Ning Xiangqian and continued: "Everyone is working very hard, I propose to let Mr. Ning treat you and set up two tables in Shangri-La, how about it?" ”

"Agreed! Agree! As soon as they heard that the meeting was over, the participants all came to their senses, and when they heard that they could go to the hotel to have a tooth sacrifice, it was more like a chicken blood, and they raised their hands and coaxed.

If the meeting drags on any longer, it will become a chicken rib, and the fatigue tactics are estimated to have no results, Ning Xiangqian thought that he would investigate this matter tomorrow, and it was necessary for everyone to go back and rest early, so that he could raise his spirit and prepare to fight again the next day. He did not object to Secretary Kan's proposal, and he wanted the horses to run, and he wanted the horses not to eat grass, which was not Ning Xiangqian's style, and he immediately asked Kim Zhenghao to supervise the matter.

It stands to reason that in the middle of the night, the hotel should have closed a long time ago, but Jiaxin Salinization Company is a regular customer of Shangri-La, there are several perennial private rooms in it, and the annual consumption of catering and accommodation is as high as millions, Shangri-La can not afford to offend, half an hour later, the leaders of Jiaxin Salinization Company sat on the Shangri-La table.

At the beginning of the banquet, because he had something on his mind, Ning Xiangqian couldn't be happy wherever he went, and he still had a sad expression. Seeing this, Secretary Kan comforted him and said: "Xiao Ning, don't think about it, if you come, you will be safe, eat and go home to sleep!" It will be solved tomorrow! ”

Ning Xiangqian smiled bitterly and straightened up, which was considered an answer.

The master is unhappy, and his subordinates dare not be presumptuous. In normal times, everyone has already let go of a large number of mutual toasts at this moment, but now they can't let go of their hands and feet. Seeing that the dinner party was about to become a memorial service, Secretary Kan had to come up with a trick to boost everyone's morale, he proposed that everyone put aside the unpleasant things first, turned his head to the hotel staff to ask for a deck of poker, and said that the next start to draw ideas, the winner needs to tell a joke, if the people present don't laugh, the joke teller will be fined three glasses of wine; If everyone present laughed, and everyone present had a drink, Secretary Kan's proposal was immediately greeted with applause, and everyone shouted and asked Secretary Kan to come and demonstrate to everyone first.

"Good! Then I will throw bricks and lead the jade, and sacrifice ugliness first. Secretary Kan did not shirk, cleared his throat, and said: "It is said that once upon a time there was an old man who was not serious, and his daughter-in-law had a leg, and once when the old woman went to the street to catch the market, he slipped into the daughter-in-law's bedroom and wanted to do something unscrupulous, and had already ripped off the daughter-in-law's pants, and was picking up the daughter-in-law's double strands to lick, but unfortunately the old woman walked halfway, remembered that she forgot to take something and folded it back, and when she entered the door, she saw the old man lying on the crotch of her daughter-in-law, and she was so angry that she scolded, saying What are you doing with old things?" The old man did not panic, but just rubbed his hand between his daughter-in-law's crotch, blew there again, got up and said, 'Didn't do anything!' My daughter-in-law has a lot of ash here, and I happened to pass by here to help pick up the ashes! After speaking, God went away calmly! ”

Everyone was listening attentively, Secretary Kan's story had been told, he sat there waiting for everyone to applaud and laugh, and when everyone would come to their senses, he really lived up to his waiting, and their faces were happy, so they applauded and laughed and toasted.

Secretary Kan shuffled the cards and drew one from them, it was 7, a number of heads, it should be Zhuang Laifu telling jokes. Zhuang Laifu smiled and said, I only have the joke you just told in my stomach, now that you have finished speaking, I have nothing to say. Secretary Kan said, if you don't talk about it, you can't do it! I propose to add an article: if a person above the deputy department level can't tell a joke, he will be fined ten glasses of wine! Everyone applauded in agreement, Zhuang Laifu couldn't refuse, so he had to say okay, let me think about it again.

"There it is!" After a short time, Zhuang Laifu patted his head and said: "I said that there was a man who was very lustful in the past, but he couldn't do it in any aspect, what should I do?" This lust is also the same as drug addiction, easy to become addictive, so this man implemented a big supplement on himself, pig whip, dog whip, sheep whip, bull whip, pig cunt, dog cunt, sheep cunt, cow cunt, eat every once in a while, the result is still not good, and then can only use the power of medicine to have sex. Men are good at this, day after day, and they never get tired of it. One day, when the man was sorting out the pill box, he found that half of the aphrodisiac pills he bought had been bitten off, and he wondered in his heart, so he leaned on the bench in the living room and wondered who had bitten the pill. While he was meditating, he suddenly noticed a mouse running out of his bedroom, and behind this mouse, another mouse was chasing it. Two rats one in front of the mad screaming, one in the back of the chase, the two rats around the living room table is like a wind wheel, about half a day of food, the back of the chase of the mouse finally exhausted the body, four legs kicked, belly up, dead! This situation made this man feel happy when he patted his head, remembering the tooth marks on the remaining half pills, which must have been left by the dead mouse, the male rat ate the aphrodisiac, the male was furious, eager to mate, and the female rat was unbearable, so the scene just happened. The problem was figured out, so the man got up and took out the pill box, found all the remaining aphrodisiacs inside, and threw them into the river, never taking the medicine again. ”

"Deputy General Manager Zhuang, what kind of joke are you talking about? It's not funny at all! Chairman Ma had an unsmiling expression: "Hurry up, cut it off by yourself, and be fined ten glasses of wine!" ”

"Yes, Vice President Zhuang, it's really not too funny, you see that the big guys are not laughing!" Secretary Kan took over and said. At the end, as if he remembered something, he stared at Zhuang Laifu with slanted eyes and said, "That's not right!" I said Vice President Zhuang, why do I listen to this story...... It's like you're talking about yourself! ”

As soon as Secretary Kan's words fell, everyone present burst into laughter.

"Just kidding! Joke! Zhuang Laifu's face was not very natural, but one of the people who joked with him was a leader, and the other was a level, he was anxious and annoyed, so he could only laugh at himself with a smile on his face: "Look! See! Everyone's laughing now, isn't it? I shouldn't be punished for drinking now! ”

"No! Wine is a must-have! Chairman Ma didn't let him, and said with a wicked smile: "Everyone is not laughing at the jokes you tell, but Secretary Kan's incisive comments." ”

"yes, yes! Wine is a must-have! Secretary Kan echoed: "What about you two wine commanders?" Why are you stunned? Hurry up and fill up Vice President Zhuang's wine! ”

The wine commanders were Qiu Fugui and Wang Bashi, and the two of them asked the waiter to bring ten cups and pour wine in front of the deputy manager of the village. Because Qiu Fugui had a special relationship with Deputy Manager Zhuang, he deliberately poured less wine when he poured it, and Chairman Ma saw it, scolded him with a smile, and asked him to fill it all.

Regarding Secretary Kan's words, Zhuang Laifu has always dared not disobey, and even a little flattering. He picked up the wine glasses that the wine commander had sent in turn, and every time he drank it, he nodded to the two high-level officials, and then dried them one by one.

The next card is a 9, and the number of heads is Chairman Ma.

"I'm going to talk about a joke about a wife's cheating, everyone, all of you have a show, but you can't stop laughing!" Chairman Ma did not speak, but first clenched his fists around the table to win popularity, and then preached vividly: "It is said that there is such a woman, one day, when she was lying in bed with her mistress and her lover, she suddenly heard the sound of her husband opening the door and entering the house. 'Quick! Stand in that corner and don't move! She said to her lover on the bed. Then he quickly covered his whole body with infant oil and sprinkled with lime powder, and told him softly: 'Stand still, and you will pretend to be a plaster cast.' When her husband entered the room, he pointed to something in the corner and asked, 'What is that?' His wife calmly replied: 'Oh! Just a plaster cast. I saw that there was also one in the Cai family's bedroom, and I thought it was quite beautiful, so I also got one to go home and furnished it. From then on, the couple did not talk about the plaster statue until they went to bed. At about two o'clock in the morning, the husband got up and went to the kitchen to look for something to eat, and when he returned to his room, he took a sandwich and a glass of milk in his hand, handed him the plaster statue standing upright, and said, 'Brother, take it!' Let's have a bite to eat! Don't be like me, I stood at Cai's house for three days and didn't even have a sip of water. ’”

After Chairman Ma's joke was finished, everyone laughed, but there was one person who didn't laugh - Ning Xiangqian. Everyone laughed and laughed, as if they also sensed that something was wrong, and gradually, the laughter thinned out.

From the moment he entered the table to the present, Ning Xiangqian's face has not been relaxed because of his thoughts, even if it is the two jokes told by Secretary Kan and Zhuang Laifu, he just smiled perfunctorily, feeling that these guys in front of him are usually sanctimonious in the company, like a decent man and a gentleman, once they come to private occasions, they are all male thieves and female prostitutes, and none of them are really serious! When I hear meat jokes, all of them are like eating meat, what is the difference between them and the market offal? But this is Secretary Kan's proposal, and he can't refute face, so he didn't stop the rules of the game, and secretly pondered the jokes he might tell in his heart to deal with the situation in front of him. Just as he was thinking about it, Chairman Ma won the lottery, and his joke suddenly brought Ning Xiangqian back to that unforgettable night that he had not seen for a long time. So everyone laughed, but he couldn't, and although he wanted to laugh hard, the smile he squeezed out was worse than crying.

"Waiter, are you ready to roast the cow's nest and steam the osmanthus fish?" Seeing that Ning Xiangqian's mood was not high, Secretary Kan thought that he was tired and didn't think about anything else, so he asked the hotel service staff standing beside him.

"Good morning! I'll send you a message! The waiter turned and left.

Roasted beef nest and steamed osmanthus fish are the signature dishes of the hotel, and they are also the finale dishes.

"Ladies and gentlemen, everyone is working hard today, I suggest a full house, everyone has a glass of wine, eat early, and go home to rest!" Secretary Kan ordered.

"Yes!" Everyone in the audience stood up with their wine glasses held high, and touched the wine glasses of the two high-level executives together. (To be continued.) )