Chapter 54: You're a Dirty Embryo
Dongfang Xiang's movements were very rough and savage, with a hideous face.
Gu Fengchen was both frightened and frightened in his heart: how could this person who claimed to be the ancestor be so barbaric, would he really swallow himself?
Dongfang Xiang's teeth gritted the hilt of the sword.
"Don't struggle, I'll take a small bite!" Dongfang Xiang made up his mind and told Gu Fengchen, "As soon as you struggle, I will have no sense of proportion, in case I hurt your origin, I will be in trouble." ”
Gu Fengchen couldn't help but feel creepy when he faced this guy with a bloody mouth open.
Dongfang Xiang took a bite down, and with a sound, he actually bit off a small piece of the sword.
A sharp pain surged out, and Gu Fengchen screamed. I have become a big sword, how can I still feel pain?
Dongfang Xiang bit off a piece of the sword body, kept chewing, the corners of his mouth, overflowing with blood, presumably in order to swallow this small piece of the sword body, he also fought.
Dongfang Xiang's disciples were dumbfounded, this ancestor master's appetite is really good enough, even such things can be eaten. What kind of thing is this? The junior who was forced to eat the soil back then let out a long sigh, his behavior was nothing compared to this ancestral master.
Dongfang Xiang is now sitting cross-legged on the ground, adjusting his state. The surrounding air is squeezing, and some aura is being extracted, this is Dongfang Xiang wants to digest the pill.
In a moment, Dongfang Xiang's face became red, and gradually, his face became redder and redder. He stood up abruptly and yelled, "What the hell?"
The juniors were all taken aback by Dongfang Xiang's attitude. I saw Dongfang Xiang jump up, throw the big sword that was missing a piece - no, it should be said that it is the peerless elixir - on the ground, and frantically stepped on it a few times!
"I'll stomp you useless thing! I'll stomp you useless thing! You still want to mislead Lao Tzu!"
Everyone was stunned by this suddenly angry grandfather, what kind of nerve did this have?
The juniors all looked at each other, not understanding why the ancestor was so out of shape.
"Master Zu, stop being angry, stop being angry, I'm just joking, just kidding!" the trampled Gu Fengchen hurriedly begged for mercy.
Dongfang Xiang didn't answer him, just kicked Gu Fengchen, it shouldn't be said that this big sword kicked at the foot of Rong Shandong, glared at Rong Shandong and said, "Take back your unsuccessful disciple!"
Rong Shandong's scalp felt numb, what was going on with this grandfather, why was he so excited?
I saw Dongfang Xiang sitting on the ground, and said hatefully: "You are so bold, you are going to heaven, you unsuccessful brat, you unsuccessful brat"
"Master Zu, let's talk slowly if you have something to say" As a special education expert, Ellie seems to be very experienced in dealing with these things, her face is full of smiles, and she said, "I also understand Master Zu's pain, after all, I have also educated him for three months"
"Evil!" Dongfang Xiang seemed to have found a common friend, his chatterbox seemed to be closed, and he wanted to pour out his grievances helplessly, calling the sky to grab the sky.
"Ellie, you know that the elixir basically has two functions: one is to prolong life and save lives, and the other is to improve strength. ”
This is basic common sense, how could Ellie not know, she nodded.
"When swallowing the elixir, there will also be some side effects, the biggest side effect is to be able to feel the feelings of the elixir, I have swallowed countless elixirs, their feelings I know very well, some are very frightened, some are struggling, and some are disheartened and accept their fate, which is also one of the reasons why I am reluctant to refine the pill easily. Indeed, alchemy swallowing this thing, there is a dry heaven and ah, and there is no difference between devouring life. ”
Dongfang Xiang tried to calm his mood, he was obviously very excited, his breathing finally calmed down a little, and now he began to hurry again, as if he was struggling and struggling in his heart.
"But this elixir, there is no effect on prolonging life and improving cultivation, not at all!"
He was heartbroken and angry.
"I've been refining pills all my life, and I haven't refined such an elixir all my life, what kind of ghost elixir is this?
He stood up, pointed to the big sword, and shouted hysterically: "What kind of ghost elixir are you, it's just a pile of garbage, garbage! Lao Tzu has been refining pills all his life, and he has never refined such an elixir! At that time, there was no danxiang, and I thought it was a return to the basics, and the danxiang was too simple to restrain me, what kind of ghost elixir is this!"
He looked up to the sky and sighed! He was very angry.
It is understandable that a person who has a problem in his field of expertise will generally have this kind of anger, so Ellie comforted:
"Even if the emperor misses, Master Zu, there is nothing to lose face! Not to mention alchemy with people, no one has ever tried this thing, you have set a precedent, even if something goes wrong, no one can blame you. ”
Ellie's comfort seemed to work, and the thunderous old man was now quiet, and he let out a long sigh, a sigh, a sigh, a sigh, a sigh,
There was a mysterious expression on his face, as if he was shy. However, after sighing for a moment, he felt that if he didn't say this, he would definitely be suffocated, and it would definitely affect the state of mind of his cultivation, he had never been so embarrassed.
"What a sin," he was still sighing, "damn it, the elixir has no function at all, and the side effects of the elixir are all there." ”
Ellie and Dongfang Xiang's juniors all opened their eyes, this thing is too strange.
"In terms of effect, this is an elixir, it's just a bunch of cow poop!" As a professional, Dongfang Xiang concluded, "But in terms of side effects, this is definitely a peerless elixir, I have never swallowed an elixir with such strong side effects, at that moment, I clearly felt his thoughts, and even at a certain moment, the will of the elixir can also affect the behavior of the user."
"What is he thinking?" asked a disciple.
"What does he think, you won't ask him!" Dongfang Xiang was angry, he stood up, took the big sword over, and then threw it over, shouting: "You go and ask him! You go and ask him what dirty things he wants?"
Dongfang Xiang's face was very ugly.
However, the disciple looked at the angry ancestor and didn't dare to really ask about this big sword.
After a while, Dongfang Xiang gritted his teeth and spoke, it seemed that this matter was very serious, and he would definitely be very unhappy if he didn't say it, but he seemed to be very reluctant to say it, and his heart was struggling. In the end, it was the irrational that triumphed over the intellect.
"This bastard! This thing! This thing doesn't even want to recover his body," a strange voice came out of Dongfang Xiang's mouth, obviously, the roots of his teeth were itching, he was gritting his teeth, "It's a person who wants to recover his body, right? This thing is really not a thing, it's really not a person! This thing has no interest!"
But that shouldn't make him so angry.
Dongfang Xiang tried to calm himself down, and after a while, he was finally able to speak.
"This guy is actually thinking, he is actually thinking," Dongfang Xiang felt embarrassed, but he still said it, "He was actually thinking, in the future, when he watches small movies alone and does that kind of unspeakable thing, where should he rub to have pleasure, and with pleasure, what will come out Is this still a human being?
This is simply fainting, too speechless, this guy makes Dongfang Xiang feel this aspect of the matter personally, this is too difficult for the seniors, right? Dongfang Xiang's disciples all want to laugh but don't dare to laugh.
"What's wrong is that this side effect is still so powerful, it makes me feel that I am the sword, and I almost feel it all over my body!
Dongfang Xiang was very angry, so it was!
Now that the most shameful places have been said, Dongfang Xiang has nothing to hide, he stood up and said through gritted teeth.
"This little bastard, he still thinks about how he will marry a wife and have children in the future, and how to live a married life!"
Dongfang Xiang stood up and said loudly: "This little bastard, he doesn't want to restore himself to a human body, he even wants me to find a woman and turn it into a sword, and when he turns into a sword, he wants to leave a gap in a suitable place to provide him with lewd pleasure Is this still a human being, is this still a human being?"
Dongfang Xiang's face turned red.
"He even felt that the mating of two peerless immortal swords must be a very special thought!"
How could such words come out of the mouth of the ancestor master who was highly skilled and high-spirited? Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, there is nothing to say, even Xuanwu and Qilin are stunned. There was only one person present, no, it should be said that there was one thing except, and that was the sword!
He was about to slip away quietly.
However, he completely underestimated his importance in someone's mind, and at this moment, there was a person who was still quietly staring at him, and just as he was about to slip out, a person grabbed him:
"What are you slipping, Master Zu is a hard-mouthed and soft-hearted person, he scolds you, and he will definitely find a way to restore his body for you!"
This big sword was struggling, but he found that he couldn't struggle out of Rong Shandong's palm, he only smiled bitterly and said: "Forget it, in fact, being a sword, uh, it's also good, don't bother!"
"How can this work, you still have to compete with Fengxiang Talent Academy, a sword to compete with others? I can't afford to lose this person!"
At this time, in the middle, surrounded by disciples, Dongfang Xiang, who was full of peach and plums, had a blue face and a burst of red.
In any case, it is always inappropriate for a senior master to say such a thing in his mouth, especially if there are women among the juniors, and there are also women who are very good-looking and have never been married, it is very embarrassing to say such things.
Suddenly, this senior master who said the wrong thing, he was furious, and he slapped himself hard twice.
"Call you a lot of mouths, call you cheap mouths, and say this nasty thing, you are really a fucking nasty embryo!"
In a moment, his eyes became red and glowed with a terrifying fierce light, and his face, his muscles twisted, and he was yelling:
"You little slut, I'm not done looking for you!"
A ghostly figure appeared in front of Rongshan Mountain, he snatched the big sword over, smashed it on the ground, smashed the sand and stones, and the rocks collapsed into the clouds, this is a dead hand to beat this sword.
The sword is also begging for mercy, and he is also begging: "Master Zu, spare your life, spare your life, I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore, I'm just experimenting, I really didn't think I could affect your will!"
The sword has been smashed crookedly by Dongfang Xiang.
"Brother Dongfang, this will kill you" Dongfang Xiang's two old fellows are now holding one of Dongfang Xiang's hands and persuading him.
"This little bastard dares to influence my will and let me say such embarrassing things, you little bastard!"
Dongfang Xiang sat on the ground with his buttocks, gasping for breath, and a fire came out of his nose, obviously, he was angry!
It turns out that Dongfang Xiang's ridiculous words are all the effects of this sword's influence? From the perspective of side effects, what level is this elixir?
"Brother Dongfang, what is he thinking?" an old man asked Dongfang Xiang curiously.
"Damn, Lao Tzu knows what he's thinking!" Now, Dongfang Xiang's eyes are on fire, "I fucking know what he's thinking, the ideas that his fucking stinky boy gave me are all fake! At first, I could realize that he was misleading me, but then all my thoughts were controlled by him, and I believed it all! In the end, I couldn't control my own thoughts, so I blurted out what I thought, damn, I only bit him with such a small bite, and I completely controlled Lao Tzu! This guy is a goddamn elixir!"
"You shouldn't beat me up when you find out that I don't have any effect, I'm just joking you and inputting something in your brain that you should care about as a normal person becoming a sword! On that side, Gu Fengchen was beaten crookedly, and he defended himself weakly, "Those are all your own thoughts, but I just let you say it bravely!"