77 Seventy-Seven: Pretending to be a sheep

In his eyes, where are these three sheep-headed mountain gods still the kind of Dao Bone Immortal Wind that they had at the beginning? Where is there still the stability and kindness of the elders? These are the three demons!!

Mud and bloodstained ...... It won't be what he thinks!

Although there is no such thing as a 10 torture, the imagination of the people is limitless. The patriarch of the Dragon Nu clan was himself a more selfish and cruel guy, and in his opinion, if he could get such a large area as Dongshan District, then no matter what he did, it would be worth it. Although the use of criminal law may be detrimental to the cultivation of the Tao, these mountain gods are insatiable, do they still need to care about the cultivation of the Tao?

In the eyes of the patriarch of the Dragon Nu clan, as long as he eats and drinks well and can step on others to live, it will be like heaven, but it is much better than being pure-hearted and having few desires, and maybe doing good deeds from time to time and then becoming an immortal.

As the saying goes, what kind of person he looks like, he is very bad himself, so he looks at everyone as bad.

Yang Bo looked at the face of the patriarch of the Longnu clan, knowing that what he said had achieved his goal, and he didn't continue to scare him - after all, he was not good at scaring people, what if he was exposed_(:3γ‚βˆ )_

He said, "The three of us helped your little dragon god find a cemetery and settle it for him, so we have done our duty." So I came to see your situation, your little dragon god is very merciful to you, and temporarily held our hands and begged us to take care of the people in Dongshan District with tears. After saying this, he continued to pinch his beard and smile, which was very meaningful.

In fact, if his words are deliberately scary, there is not a single word that means threat, but in the ears of the patriarch of the Longnu clan, there is not a word that is not threatening. He carefully watched the faces of the three sheep mountain godsβ€”but could he expect to see anything on the faces of the fluffy sheep?

So what he saw was still three unfathomable and ferocious Yangshan gods.

In fact, he didn't know that the very terrible Yangshan God in his heart, only Uncle Yang was better, Yang Zhong and Uncle Yang were now shaking hands with each other to cheer each other up. Fortunately, their sleeves are wide, and they can't be seen when they hold their hands. Uncle Yang's acting skills are okay, he has done enough to look like an uncle, and he ordered the patriarch of the Longnu clan to do this and that, which is not polite at all.

The more unceremonious he was, the more justified he became. In the end, he even proposed that the patriarch move out in the past few days and let the three brothers live in, and the patriarch of the Longnu clan hurriedly agreed, accompanied by a smiling face.

"I heard that you usually receive tribute from the people of Dongshan District, so you will hand it over to our brothers in the future. Go down. ”

The patriarch of the Dragon Slave clan retreated backwards and resigned himself to the room. As soon as he walked out of the room, he relaxed and walked out quickly: "Why don't you invite the patriarchs of Cao Xishan, Lu Qishan, and Mengzi Mountain!

The three sheep in the house also relaxed, and Uncle Yang was very reserved, maintaining a good image and sitting on the bed. Uncle Yang Zhong Yang was very unpresentable, sat on the bed and began to gasp: "Mom! It's scary, it's the first time I've entered such a beautiful roomβ€”brother, why are you so calm?"

Uncle Yang glanced at them: "It's not promising, what are you afraid of? Didn't you say that Patriarch Suxian and the Yushan clan would support us? And the three of us can also have some immortal arts, which can deceive them." ”

Yang Zhong pursed his lips, thinking that if we can't even rub out the flames, we will only attract some wind and water, which is not strong enough to scare anyone.

Uncle Yang is there, and his younger brothers are more relieved when they look at him. didn't know that Uncle Yang's hand behind his back suddenly clenched and loosened, and his palms were covered with sweat. He is actually very nervous, but he can't show it in front of his younger brother, he always has to be like a big brother and set an example for his younger brothers.

Uncle Yang has actually played extraordinarily this time, and he never thought that he could do such a big thing to deceive so many people before...... Originally, he just wanted to beg Su Xian to let the three of them go to Xishan District to find a deserted mountain to live, or not to treat them as mountain gods and beasts, just as ordinary clansmen. But Su Xian said: "You are mountain gods, and your abilities are still much stronger than ordinary people." Dongshan District has always been oppressed, and if we can't find a chance to uproot the Longnu clan and those evil patriarchs this time, the people in Dongshan District may have to live the same life as before. The three of you can go to Xishan District, you can find a place to live in peace, but you have to abandon the poor people in Dongshan District and leave with peace of mind?"

Uncle Yang originally wanted to say that they had never had a friendship with us, but after all, they couldn't get through this in their conscience, so Su Xian looked at him with gentle eyes and said, "Don't worry, since you have joined my clan, you are the companions of our group, and you will not be put in danger...... Jinying and they will hide under the mountain when the time comes, if there is something you go down the mountain, they can answer it, in the end, it is a mountain god, it is impossible to even run down the mountain, right?"

Uncle Yang didn't have any excuse to shirk, but a strange power suddenly appeared in his heart, which made him want to take over this task, and even wanted to boast that Haikou would definitely be able to complete it - he didn't know that this kind of power was called "pride".

He looked at Yang Zhong and Uncle Yang, who were still a little childish, and really hoped that they could grow up quickly and do things well...... I've been living as a mountain god for so many years, but I haven't fulfilled my obligations as a mountain god, and I'm going to do something from today on.

Yang Zhong secretly asked Uncle Yang, "What's wrong with the eldest brother, why does he have a weird expression?"

Uncle Yang secretly replied to Yang Zhong: "I don't understand, it feels like a constipated expression." ”

_(:3γ‚βˆ )_It seems that Uncle Yang's wish to grow up with his younger brother is hopeless in the short term.

Now there are three flowers, one for each flower. When Uncle Yang's business is done, he has to sit in the room and pretend to be high, occasionally call someone in to help them get food and water, and think hard about how to make them look bad at serving. Uncle Yang was the youngest, and he couldn't help but think of the time he spent in Geshanshou. Although I was pulled in the room for two days to learn to pretend and memorize lines, I can still go out to eat with the big guys when I eat. How lively Geshan's first meal was, Patriarch Su Xian and the others all sat in a circle, everyone held food in their hands, and talked and laughed around the fire. You touch me, I'll pull you, the people of the whole clan are good friends, and even they don't exclude or snub Uncle Yang, Yang Zhong and Uncle Yang, and talk to them affectionately.

- These three sheep don't know, in fact, the people of Geshanshou were still a little afraid of the fairy beast and the fierce beast mountain god, for example, until now, everyone is not afraid to provoke Qin Yuan, because he was too scary at the beginning_(:3γ‚βˆ )_ But your three sheep can't coax, just like the people of Geshanshou, there is really no sense of distance.

Thinking about it again, the three sheep were also suffering in Dongshan District, and they were all victims like them, and this feeling of suffering together resonated in my heart, so I naturally regarded the three sheep as my own.

Yang Zhong wanted to go out to play, but naturally he couldn't, and he was a little depressed.

Yang Bo woke him up just right: "You have only been in Geshanshou for two days, and you have begun to like life there - do you know how rare this kind of life is? There are still many people in Dongshan District who also want to live like this, but they can't." ”

Uncle Yang muttered, "Didn't Patriarch Su Xian say that he would manage Dongshan District well......"

Yang Bo said: "But the premise is that we first deceive these bad patriarchs and expose their faces, otherwise Patriarch Su Xian has no reason to enter here." We are already bitter, and we cannot let others do it...... Besides, there was no danger in the first place. ”

Uncle Yang pouted, Yang Zhong pouted, although such an expression was very strange on the sheep's face, but Uncle Yang still understood their expression: "Okay, don't complain." ”

Yang Zhong muttered in a low voice, "...... It's not a complaint. ”

_(:3γ‚βˆ )_Why don't they want to do something? It's just that after too many years of grievance, they feel that they don't have the ability to do things.

On the other side, several great patriarchs in Dongshan District got the news and rushed over. They didn't know what was going on, they just knew that the patriarch of the Dragon Nu clan was in a hurry. When the patriarch of Mengzi Mountain went out, he was still scolding: "...... The little dragon god is gone, and I still think I am the uncle......!

He thought that this was the same as before, and the patriarch of the Dragon Slave Clan liked to pull them together without anything, saying that he was preparing gifts for the little dragon god, but in fact, it was more or less in their stomachs. Now it seems that the little dragon god has died, and these patriarchs are a little cautious - they used to be afraid of your dragon slave clan, but now they can not be afraid of you, and each of them will occupy the mountain as the king.

Mencius was usually a young woman who usually managed the farming, and when she heard the patriarch say this, she felt very strange: "Patriarch, what uncle?"

The patriarch of the Mengzishan clan knew that he had lost his words: "It's nothing, it's nothing, you heard it wrong." ”

Jinle usually only farms, busy to death, but is a very honest and honest person, how could she think of how many things the patriarch has always respected has done? But smiled: "Isn't the patriarch in a bad mood? In previous years, in winter, the little dragon god also liked to send people to get the clothes we made, but this year may be better, they haven't appeared for a long time, patriarch, you should be happy!"

The patriarch of Mencius Mountain snorted twice, thinking that who can be like you who is happy like a fool every day, knows how to work. He did not speak any more, but departed.

In order to prevent people from knowing what they were talking about, he didn't bring anyone with him every time he went to see the patriarch of the Dragon Nu clan. Along the way, the patriarch of the Mengzishan clan thought of the reasons why countless dragon slave clans were looking for him, and even thought about whether the little dragon god was not dead - and broke out in a cold sweat because of this. However, when I reached the top of the mountain, I was stunned.

There are three sheep sitting on the mountain_(:3γ‚βˆ )_

The three sheep, usually prey-like animals, now sat on a large rock in human clothes, and their posture seemed to be inherently superior. Under the sun, these three sheep are shining brightly, which is very divine.

What's the situation?!!!

Did the patriarch of the Dragon Nu clan go crazy when he saw that the little dragon god was dead, and actually found three sheep to replace the little dragon god?

Because the dragon head monster in Dongshan District is dominant, and the dragon itself looks different from ordinary animals, everyone still thinks that only the dragon head monster is a serious god...... On the contrary, no one knows these sheep mountain gods.

"What are these sheep ......?" asked the patriarch of the Mengzishan clan in a loud voice from afar, and he didn't see that the others were struggling to wink. Yang Bo at the front snorted coldly, shook his hand, and a strange wind slapped on the face of the patriarch of the Mengzishan clan: "Rude!"

The patriarch of Mengzi Mountain stumbled and fell backwards, and the back of his head hit the ground and almost fell into a fool's place.

In a drowsy state, he heard the patriarch of the Longnu clan pleading: "Yang Mountain God, Yang Daxian, this can't be blamed on him......"

Uncle Yang sneered. The hand in his sleeve rubbed indefinitely, the gust of wind just now was already the biggest he could fan out, and it hurt so much to a chicken!

However, on the surface, it is still pretending.

By the time the patriarch of the Mengzishan clan got up, several patriarchs who usually showed off their might and were also infinitely beautiful were quiet as chickens, shrunken like little quails.

It must be known that although the little dragon god is ferocious, it is generally fierce to those people below, they are well versed in the way of enveloping, and they will be much gentler to the people of the dragon slave clan, and slightly worse for the patriarchs of several big clans, but they will never give people a somersault without saying a word, after all, they have to count on people to pay tribute. Of course, in public, they will also make these subordinates very shameless, and they are all acting for the people below.

This is the rudiments of a slave society, and the hierarchy is already serious.

However, these three sheep don't seem to understand this rule, and they are so fierce when they come up.

The patriarch of Mengzi Mountain struggled to reduce his presence. Patriarch Lu Qishan saw that he was so useless, and he had no choice but to cautiously ask: "The three mountain gods, are you from Zhongshan District?"

Uncle Yang continued to pretend: "Still can't lie to you?"

He spoke, "I knew you would be suspicious of us. Yes, my three brothers are from the Middle Mountains. The Jiang Shui clan is powerful there, and there is always war, so the three of us have to find a way. You are the head snake of the earth in this Dongshan District, we have heard from a few little dragon gods, you are very well-behaved-"

He deliberately paused for a moment, and saw that several people showed frightened expressions before continuing: "So we are preparing to come to Dongshan District, and we also want to live a peaceful and stable life. As you were, and still are, we are just like the little dragon god. The people below naturally still have to pay tribute, and there can be no change in Dongshan District, do you have any opinions?"

What do we have to say?!Several patriarchs exchanged glances at each other, and they all felt that the three newcomers were smarter than the previous little dragon gods. Fortunately, their proposal of "Dongshan District does not need to change" is also in line with the novelty of these patriarchs, so they naturally have nothing to say.

Those who want to occupy the mountain as kings feel that it is really difficult for the various clans to be separated. After all, they are not positive people, they all have a kind of inertia, since they can deceive and hide good things for themselves like before, then why change?

It was okay before, but now people from Xishan District are still invading here. I heard that their patriarch is very powerful, and the death of the little dragon god probably has a lot to do with them.

These little dragon gods also went to Xishan District to make trouble that day, but they didn't make any trouble, and they all died. They all have the head and face of the dragon god, and it is estimated that they can also swim, so they fled to Zhongshan District for their lives, but they met these sheep-faced plague gods, and they died and explained their old bottoms.

But these plague gods are not so plague...... It's acceptable.

After all, the Xishan District is powerful, and their patriarch seems to want to eat the clans and mountains in the Dongshan District one by one. I heard that Geshanshou had already fallen, and the people of Lishan immediately ran away with them, and I don't know if they continued to eat later. If they really occupy the mountain, will they be able to protect themselves?

So the three sheep mountain gods and several patriarchs looked at each other and smiled, and several of them had their own ghosts, and they all achieved their goals.

In private, Yang Zhongcai said to Uncle Yang: "No wonder Patriarch Su Xian and Elder Jinjin both say that these patriarchs are very bad, they are obviously clan patriarchs, but they don't want to help the people in the clan do things, so they steal chickens and dogs like this." ”

Uncle Yang looked at Uncle Yang: "Big brother, we have succeeded today, right?"

Uncle Yang smiled slightly: "Naturally, it succeeded." ”

He also involuntarily pinched his beard.

Uncle Yang and Yang Zhong laughed together: "Big brother pretending to be addicted to it, and he can't change it." ”

Uncle Yang: "......_(:3γ‚βˆ )_"

Stupid brothers, yo β†’_β†’

Also this afternoon, on Geshan's head, the letter sent by Su Xian finally had an answer.

The falcon returned, but he didn't bring anything with him. The last time Fu Xi tied a plank to his paws, this time it didn't, and it seems that Fu Xi is tired of communicating between pen pals.

Su Xian thought that Fu Xi had lost hope in himself, and he didn't understand what was drawn on the letter, so he couldn't reply to the letter. As a result, at this time, a fluffy little guy came out of the falcon's fluffy fur, and the little guy saw Su Xian and tilted his head: "Su Xian." ”

Su Xian: "Scared!"

This Su Xian said that the words were correct and round, which was Fu Xi's tone.

Su Xian thought that Fuxi had become a bird!!

As a result, this small, fluffy bird jumped on Su Xian's shoulder and pecked his neck very affectionately - this could not be Fuxi, Fuxi was not yet good enough to be close to the neck of a friend of the same sex.

Xiao Bird spoke again: "Su Xian, in fact, I regretted it after I left. I wondered if you couldn't draw, but when I saw your reply, I realized that you really couldn't draw, and I couldn't understand what you were drawing. I used too many boards hahahaha, my falcon endurance is very good, and I can fly over a whole mountainous area without stopping, but this time I am tired and not a bird, all because you put too many boards on him and it is too heavy. ”

When Su Xian heard this, his face was already red, and when he looked up, he saw the eagle falcon looking at him with extreme disdain.

"What can I do if I'm not an art student...... Huh!"

The bird continued, "So this time I'll send you a sparrow. The sparrow is very clever enough to remember all the words you have spoken to him and understand the meaning of those words, so use it as a messenger. At first, I didn't think of this method because the sparrow couldn't fly very far, but now I found that it can ride back and forth on the back of the falcon, which is just right for us. ”

When Su Xian heard the front, he felt that Yan Que was simply against the sky. If you don't care about the time back and forth, it would be a phone call in the flood era! And Yan Que can indeed remember what others have said, just see that Fu Xi can memorize so many words and birds. Not to mention that he can also imitate the sound and tone of voice! If he hadn't seen that this was indeed a bird, he would have thought it was Fuxi!

But I was embarrassed to hear it!

This little bird can not only learn words, but also understand the meaning of words. That Fuxi was so disgusted with his paintings before...... Doesn't this little bird understand everything?, and if you want to say any jokes in the future, you can actually understand them when you think of them......

_(:3γ‚βˆ )_Embarrassment phobia is going to flip!!

Su Xian wanted to cover his face, but Yan Que was pecking at his neck again. Su Xian had no choice but to turn his face and pick up Yan Que with his hand, Yan Que shrunk his two feet into his face, and sat on Su Xian's hand as if he was sitting in a nest, and the whole bird was cute.

But as soon as he spoke: "-Don't be ashamed to talk to Yan Que just because he can understand the words, Yan Que is very sensible and will not talk nonsense about the things you tell him." ”

Su Xian: "......"

However, this did not effectively reduce the shame Ah, Fuxi!

Although you know that the [beep-] files you have stored in your phone will not be discovered by others, but what if your phone suddenly has the ability to think? Suddenly he knows that you are reading [beep-] files? And your phone will talk to you!

Do you dare to use such a mobile phone?

Yan Que tilted his head, his round black Doudou eyes blinked, as if he couldn't understand why Su Xian was so ashamed, he hesitated for a moment and then spoke: "Yan Que is very sensible, and he won't talk about what you told him everywhere. ”

I was actually comforted by a bird, Su Xian thought.

I'm so tired.

But there is no way, I can only communicate with words...... And this little guy is so cute! The little round body is actually a lot of fluff, which is softer and more glutinous, and it feels great. Its belly is yellow, its small beak is yellow, its feathers on its head and back are green, and its wings and tail are dark green. There are also three long hairs on the top of the head, which are raised backwards, which is very charming.

Su Xian suddenly said: "Yan Que, if you can take on an adult form, you will definitely be a very cute child." ”

Yan Que's tender yellow beak was closed one by one: "Thank you." 166 Reading Network