"Surprise on the back?"

Took a bench and sat down, Sun Zitang frowned, and flipped the note while putting some shredded green pepper meat in the bowl, and then she quickly saw what was written on the back, what the so-called surprise was. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

There are seven things in this world that you have to admit. ’

'First, you can't turn your neck twice. ’

Second, you can't count how many hairs you have. ’

Third, you can't breathe through your nose when your tongue sticks out. ’

Seeing this, Sun Zitang couldn't help frowning, and then subconsciously opened her sexy red lips, stretched out the tip of her pink tongue, and then took a deep breath through her nose.

After feeling that her nose could still get into the air, she couldn't help but sneer inwardly, and then continued to look down.

'Fourth, you're doing the third now. ’

Sun Zitang's pretty face suddenly stiffened, then he bit his lip and just took a bite of food depressed......

'Fifth, you must have taken a bite of food by now. ’

'Sixth, I want to tell you that you've been rectified. ’

'Seventh, you say that you want to eat, just say it, you have to play a hunger strike, as if I am abusing you, in desperation, your wise and martial arts and righteous Jiang Liu father can only reluctantly open a small stove for you, and don't vomit, vomiting is a waste of food! ’

“……”

After reading these seven contents, Sun Zitang's face was already like frost, and he gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words: "Bastard!" ”

……

"Morning."

Looking at Sun Zitang, who had just come out of the toilet with dark circles under his eyes, Jiang Liu smiled very brightly: "Eh, you seem to have become more beautiful today than yesterday, this eyeshadow painting is tsk, thick and fine, you are definitely a genius in the makeup industry!" ”

Clenched his fists, Sun Zitang tried his best to take Jiang Liu's words as the wind in his ears, and then gritted his teeth and asked, "Do you agree to me?" ”

Jiang Liu was just about to reply, but suddenly another shadow pounced, only to see Zoeko, who had fallen into his arms, raising half of his head, and said with a blank eye: "Master, why did you lock the door last night, and the people who hurt him couldn't come in at night." ”

Damn, you've asked so, and I dare to open the door? Will be harmonious, girl!

Jiang Liu coughed and pushed Zoe away, and then said to Sun Zitang, "About your proposal... Ahem, next time. ”

After finishing speaking, he flashed directly, leaving Sun Zitang with fiery eyes but helplessness.

Jiang Liu was still in charge of breakfast, but I don't know if she was sensible or for some other reason, Zoe Zi suddenly expressed her strong interest in such a great job of cooking in the past two days, and even yelled to help or something when Jiang Liu stir-fried last night - well, although she was fried by this girl because of this, three plates of green pepper fried meat, but my brother's family has a lot of ingredients, so it is not in the way!

Although the daunting task of breakfast soon became even more difficult because of the addition of Zoiko.

However, he and Zoeko are now also famous in the family, especially Jiang Liu, after discovering that eating can also increase the force value, they are also playing with their lives to break through the upper limit of their stomach capacity in the past few days, if it weren't for his current physique is already different from ordinary people, he would have been almost strutted to death, right?

"Eh, it's really strange, the shredded green pepper meat I put in the kitchen last night seems to have been eaten by someone a little bit, could it be a dog?"

You're the dog, your whole family is a dog!

Sun Zitang, who heard Jiang Liu in the kitchen talking like this, almost wanted to vomit blood, and then another sweet but curious voice came over at the same time: "Huh? I didn't steal it, master, don't wronged me, obviously... Obviously, they only took a pack of snacks from the cabinet last night......"

"! Snacks? ”

"Ah, that's a leak!"

Without listening to the sound of the kitchen fighting, Sun Zitang turned his head gloomily, and then suddenly saw this one sitting on the sofa staring intently at the TV screen - it seemed to be a lop-eared rabbit species.

Is this really an alien?

I feel unexpectedly cute......

Sun Zitang resisted the tempting thought of reaching out and touching the other party's head, and after hesitating for a while, she asked, "You... Are they really aliens? ”

Jia Yue, who was watching a TV show, couldn't help but glance at Sun Zitang when she heard the voice in her ear, but that glance suddenly made the latter's heart startle.

That's right, this must be aliens!

The reason why he is so sure is because Sun Zitang would never think that there is any rabbit in this world that can still show that arrogant look like he is looking at something dirty when he looks at him (who is the dirty thing, tell me clearly, hey!). ）。

What's more, there was a little bit of palpitation in that gaze, as if the person sitting in front of her to watch "Pleasant Goat" was not a lop-eared rabbit, but a certain superior who killed decisively and spoke his words - well, although both of them watched "Pleasant Goat", but the temperament could not be changed.

Sun Zitang is sure that he is absolutely not wrong about this!

"You must be an alien, right?"

Sun Zitang clenched his fists and asked seriously.

Retracting her gaze at Sun Zitang, Jia Yue pursed her lips, and then continued to watch "Pleasant Goat".

Although he touched the nail, Sun Zitang obviously would not be discouraged by this, but continued: "You... It must have been a good relationship with that bastard, right? ”

The Queen is proud.

Especially for the orc girl who commanded an army of more than 10,000 people and often boasted of being a master in front of Jiang Liu, how could she pay attention to this weak human being?

"Can you help me convince that bastard?"

"I know you can, right?"

Maybe she was impatient with the noise, Jia Yue glared at Sun Zitang with bared teeth, and then she didn't bother to watch the TV, so she got up and ran directly to the bedroom.

Sun Zitang: "......"

"Jiangliu!"

At this time, a sudden voice came from downstairs and startled Jiang Liu, who was busy in the kitchen.

Almost at the same time, Jiang Liu suddenly felt a faint pain in his neck, as if it resonated with the owner of the voice.

"Hah, I knew you bastard was here!"

A beautiful figure appeared at the door of the kitchen.

After seeing Jiang Liu, this beautiful figure rushed forward instantly, and then stretched out his sinful hands and pinched Jiang Liu's neck.

In this regard, Jiang Liu couldn't help but sneer a little, Brother Hao is also a semi-complete superstar now, if you haven't even touched the spring water, if you can catch me today, I will eat it live......

"Ha, it's pinched!"

Damn, it's not scientific!

Jiang Liu looked at the little hands holding his neck with a shocked expression, and saw that the owner of these small hands was showing an excited expression, and said excitedly: "Have you watched the news?" It really worked! ”

She said this while shaking Jiang Liu's neck, until the latter felt that if he continued like this, he really could become the first god to be strangled alive by humans in the 'God King Palace', then he hurriedly pushed away a certain eldest lady, and said with bared teeth: ", why are you pinching me!" ”

(To be continued.) )