Chapter 103: Suffocating You to Death [Add more for the lazy little woman and the leader of the Fish Alliance]
"Give you the card." Zuo Xiaoduo's identity phone number card was drawn, and Li Changjiang directly confiscated the mobile phone.
After a pause, he said: "Today's matter, don't mention it, don't say it, keep it secret." Well, I'm referring to the physiognomy thing...... In addition, tomorrow, you will have the second touch of the three touches and five comments; Then, the day after tomorrow, Monday, upgrade; Don't forget to tell your parents that they have to be there......"
After a few words of hurriedly explained, Li Changjiang rushed out like a wild horse on the loose.
Zuo Xiaoduo and Hu Ruoyun were in the office, listening to the bang outside, and they didn't know what they bumped into, and then Li Changjiang's voice sounded from thousands of meters away: "Lao Liao! Lao Liao! I'm here hahahaha......"
Hu Ruoyun's apricot eyes were still a little red, but he couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Hey, you principal......"
said that he was dissatisfied, but the corners of his eyebrows and eyes were full of sweetness and satisfaction.
Zuo Xiaoduo, who had been forcibly fed dog food, was caught off guard and was slammed again.
Now it's not that I've eaten it, but I feel that this dog food is so sweet that it's greasy!!
……
Zuo Xiaoduo walked out of the office building with his stomach held up and met Qin Fangyang head-on. Qin Fangyang was surprised: "Why is your stomach so bulging?" ”
Zuo Xiaoduo sighed: "What else, it's ...... to eat dog food"
“……”
Qin Fangyang rolled his eyes and said, "What nonsense, this afternoon we have to hurry up and do the final consolidation, and tomorrow we will enter the Star Soul Tower, the second touch of the three touches and five evaluations." ”
"Understood, understood."
……
On this day, Zuo Xiaoduo almost floated home, and the joyful mood was already overflowing.
It wasn't until he reached the door of the house that he stopped, withdrew the mouth that had been grinning all the way to his cheeks, then coughed, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, rubbed his face vigorously with both hands, and covered up the excitement on his face.
After swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva again, his facial features moved vigorously a few times, and finally returned to a little bit of normal.
Someone tries hard to make it with a heavy face, inhaling all the way, in short, it is extremely contrived.
"Can't laugh!"
"You must not laugh!"
"Don't laugh."
Quietly opened the door, Zuo Xiaoduo had a gloomy face, and entered the door of his house step by step.
In the kitchen, Wu Yuting and Zuo Xiaonian glanced at each other.
Zuo Xiaonian leaned next to Wu Yuting's ear: "Mom, there must be something good going on again." ”
"Definitely." Wu Yuting leaned into Zuo Xiaonian's ear: "If it weren't for the two of us who happened to see it on the windowsill just now, maybe we would have been deceived by his ghost appearance, this kid jumped happily all the way, twisting Yangge home, there is no good thing to have a ghost!" ”
"Let's ignore him."
"Yes, let him hold it. Let's see how long he can hold back. ”
"Okay."
"You will inform your father later, and don't let him ask, let's entertain him together."
"Yes, I'll send a message now, it's a pity that Dad missed such a fun game."
……
Zuo Xiaoduo had a calm face, sat on the sofa with a worried face, and then sighed heavily.
"Hey!"
Peeked into the kitchen, if it was on weekdays, looking at his own virtue, wouldn't he have come out to care a long time ago?!
Wu Yuting and Zuo Xiaonian didn't seem to hear it, they were still talking while cooking, and discussed softly whether to put soy sauce or vinegar.
"Hey! Oops~~~"
Zuo Xiaoduo amplified the volume, fell on the sofa very decadently, and said loudly: "Alas, I'm worried to death......"
Wu Yuting: "Nian'er, you put too much noodles on this side, add a little water." ”
"Oh, okay, Mom, is that enough?"
"A little bit more, well, these are just right now, that's the amount, remember later."
"Okay."
Why is no one paying attention to me?
Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes rolled, judging that it should be too messy in the kitchen, but they didn't hear it.
Zuo Xiaoduo simply stood up again, still with a calm face, walked to the kitchen door step by step, leaned against the door frame of the kitchen door, and sighed loudly: "Hey! ”
Frowning, the eyebrows were so wrinkled that they could almost kill flies, plus a sad face.
Wu Yuting: "Nian'er, you go to the refrigerator and get some sea rice." ”
"Okay."
"Remember, Haimi, it's not shrimp."
"Got it, Mom."
Zuo Xiaonian walked in front of Zuo Xiaoduo as if no one was around, opened the refrigerator, and picked up sea rice.
Well, why haven't you noticed my complexion, so you can't see the unsightly complexion!?
Zuo Xiaoduo took a step, leaned on the refrigerator and sighed: "Hey...... I'm scared to death. ”
"Get up, then you don't have the eyes to see it!"
Zuo Xiaonian pulled Zuo Xiaoduo aside, and walked away with the sea rice trail.
"Mom, are these enough?"
"Almost."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "???? ”
Confused.
Haven't you noticed?
Zuo Xiaoduo was very frustrated and sighed: "Hey...... Mom, I'm back. ”
Wu Yuting didn't reply: "Gouda is back, just right, go peel the garlic, hurry up, I'll wait to use it." ”
“……”
Zuo Xiaoduo resigned himself to peeling garlic. Seriously reflect in my heart: Could it be that I acted wrong, why did I react this way?
Not long after, the left long road also returned.
Zuo Xiaonian began to put the cooked meals on the table one by one, and the aroma was overflowing for a while.
"Eat!"
Zuo Changlu was the first to pick up chopsticks.
"It smells so good."
Zuo Xiaonian looked greedy.
Wu Yuting served everyone a meal as usual.
Zuo Xiaoduo, who had been posing at the dinner table for a long time, still didn't pay attention.
During this time, he has sighed more than 20 times, but none of the three of his parents, mothers and sisters have a stubble, and he doesn't even bother to skim the corner of his eye, it seems that someone is completely transparent!
Seeing the family eating happily, Zuo Xiaoduo was finally really depressed.
put the chopsticks on the table and said angrily: "I won't eat it." ”
"That's enough?" Wu Yuting looked at it in surprise and said, "When you're full, go back to your room to rest, well, it's okay to go to cultivation." ”
Zuo Changlu didn't raise his head: "Don't delay your efforts here, why are you still sitting here if you don't eat?" ”
Zuo Xiaonian: "It's delicious, Mom, your cooking skills have improved again, this is a step forward, it's amazing, this Haimi is especially good." ”
……
Zuo Xiaoduo completely broke out, slapped his thigh hard, pulled his hair, and asked aggrievedly, "You guys...... Didn't you notice that I'm not normal today? ”
"Abnormal? Is there one? ”
Zuo Changlu was shocked, turned his head to look at Wu Yuting, Wu Yuting was also at a loss, and then looked at Zuo Xiaonian, Zuo Xiaonian was also confused.
"What's wrong? Where? ”
“!!!!”
Zuo Xiaoduo was really aggrieved and depressed this time: "I sighed so much......"
"Isn't that normal?"
Wu Yuting tried her best to hold back a smile, looking puzzled.
"It's normal, you didn't sigh that day." Zuo Xiaonian's shoulders were shrugging slightly, and while complaining, he couldn't hold it anymore.
"What's the point of sighing?" Zuo Changlu wondered: "If you don't eat, you can leave, why are you sitting here?" Concave shape? ”
"Ahhh......hh
Zuo Xiaoduo was depressed, so aggrieved that he wanted to die, patted his chopsticks and cried: "You don't care about me at all!" I clearly have a lot on my mind, there are big things in my heart, and there are seven emotions, you don't ask. ”
Zuo Xiaonian: "What can you do ...... big thing?"
Zuo Changlu picked up the wine glass and took a sip of wine: "This wine is good." ”
Wu Yuting was still a little unbearable after all, and said: "You said that we didn't ask, then I'll ask you, you twisted Yangge all the way, happy to die and live, and when you get home, you deliberately make a virtue that others owe you eight million, what is the situation!?" ”
“!!!” Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes widened, and he even forgot to pretend to be wronged: "Is there such a thing?" ”
“!” Zuo Xiaonian looked disgusted: "I said how deep and similar I was, I was too embarrassed to act." ”
Zuo Changlu turned his head, spit out a chicken leg bone with a snort, didn't raise his eyelids, continued to drink, and ignored it.
“……”
Zuo Xiaoduo was stunned for a long time, and then he grinned: "Sir, Ms. Miss, fellow relatives, I have good news to announce!" ”
The family looked up neatly.
Zuo Xiaoduo was about to speak, but found that he had been brewing emotions for an afternoon, and now he can't mobilize at all.
I was even more depressed for a while!
I didn't pretend to be forced to do it, and I ended up stuffing in my pants and becoming a silent fart?
Zuo Xiaoduo was stuffy with good news in his stomach, stared dryly for a while, and wanted to use his mobile phone to find a joke to arouse his emotions, but found that the mobile phone had been confiscated by Li Changjiang......
What's so ......
"Say, what are you pretending to be?"
The family urged together.
Zuo Xiaoduo was frustrated to death, he really didn't pretend to be a good look, and he said weakly after a while: "That's the case, I'm going to enter the second touch of three touches and five reviews, and after the second touch, I will officially enter the martial arts class; Because I only attended the samurai class for a few days, and with my vigorous efforts, the tuition fees and the Star Soul Jade were all refunded. ”
"Also, because I am a genius who skips grades, the school has decided to waive the tuition fee for the martial arts class for me, and in addition, the school will also award me an additional scholarship of 10,000 star yuan."
Speaking of this, Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting had already widened their eyes and looked happy.
Zuo Xiaonian also danced with his eyebrows.
On the contrary, Zuo Xiaoduo, who brought back the good news, was like a frosted eggplant, powerless and listless.
"Also, on the Monday of the day after tomorrow, the school will hold a commendation meeting, and I and Long Yusheng will be selected as student representatives, and they will speak on stage, and parents will go to watch the ceremony...... Because I'm the main event, you're going too, and it's better to go both...... Ay. ”
After saying it quickly in one breath, he said it weakly.
"Hahahahaha......"
Zuo Changlu let out a long laugh and said happily: "My son is really a genius, and he is really promising, hahaha, it's good news!" The day after tomorrow, right? Your mother and I are going, and we are definitely going! ”
Wu Yuting was also dazzled and smiled, and her whole body was refreshed: "Not bad, this is really a big joy, go to it, you must not embarrass Duoduogou!" ”
"I'll go too, I'll go!" Zuo Xiaonian scrambled to raise his hand.
"Okay, Nian Nian Cat will also go, let's go as a family!"
Zuo Changlu's heart was full of joy, and all the requests were agreed.
The whole family, except for Zuo Xiaoduo, cheered again and again.
Zuo Changlu patted Zuo Xiaoduo on the shoulder, very emotional, took a long breath, and said comfortingly: "Son, do you know how Dad feels now?" ”
"What does it feel?" Zuo Xiaoduo was still wilting and drooping his head.
I didn't use a fierce voice to announce the good news and mobilize emotions, why did you get excited yourself......
Zuo Changlu laughed, stroked Zuo Xiaoduo's shoulder with one hand, drank the wine glass with the other, and said with emotion: "How does Dad feel now...... As excited as when you were just born and held in your arms, and as happy as the first time you opened your mouth to call your father! ”
After another glass of wine, Zuo Changlu said leisurely: "This moment of satisfaction...... You're still young, and it's hard to understand, but your mother must understand, even if it's your father and me...... In the most glorious time, there was no such satisfying ironing as now! ”
"Good son!"
………………