Chapter 202: It's Broken, Forget! [Fourth Update!] Ask for Tickets!! 】
Shang Qingyun's face was a little distorted, and said: "I really don't remember the specific situation, I just remember that there was a little fat man nineteen years ago...... Standing in front of me, the snow was falling and the cold wind was blowing...... Then I found that the top of the little fat man's brain was already empty, and his eyes were not good at that time, and I thought it was ...... The snowflakes have not melted when they fall on the head of this little fat man, and if you look closely, it turns out that you are already bald......"
The smile on Jiang Changbin's face suddenly froze: "Brother Shang...... You ......"
"Hahahaha...... Just kidding, kidding. ”
Shang Qingyun laughed, and finally made a joke about Jiang Changbin, he was in a good mood, and he said more.
"I'm staying in a small restaurant in front, a place I frequent, and the taste is okay."
Jiang Changbin pointed forward, and then sighed: "Brother Shang, you said me...... What an official, it's uncomfortable to go to those high-end places, I can't stand just taking a picture, hey...... Besides, you don't need money or anything to eat, it's even more uncomfortable! I, Jiang Changbin, am I the kind of person who can't afford to pay and eat cheap food? ”
Shang Qingyun's face was flat, noncommittal.
"Besides, I'm such a big cadre, can I eat casually? Those people are simply dogs who look down on people. ”
Jiang Changbin snorted and patted his chest: "I am a model of righteousness and self-denial and integrity!" ”
"Hey." Shang Qingyun sighed.
I feel like this guy has a lot to say.
"So I simply asked people to book this roadside farmhouse......"
Jiang Changbin leaned into Shang Qingyun's ear: "...... This shop is actually opened by my brother-in-law's brother-in-law, hehehe...... Brother Shang, take care of me in the future. ”
Shang Qingyun was angry, stretched out his hand and clicked him a few times, crying and laughing: "Doing it for a long time, waiting for me here?" ”
"It's safe to eat here."
While speaking, he had already arrived at the small restaurant, pushed open the door and walked in, Jiang Changbin said in a loud voice: "Sixth son!" Little Liuzi! How's the prepared dish? ”
"Ready, ready."
A young man ran out with an apron on his face and a smile: "Brother Jiang, I've been preparing this meal for you for three days!" ”
"Fart! Three days ago, Lao Tzu didn't know that he was going to come to you for dinner, besides, can the ingredients you prepared three days ago still be fresh? ”
Jiang Changbin ruthlessly exposed: "You kid don't come to this set!" I'm telling you, if there's the slightest bit of bad food tonight, I'll revoke your license!" ”
"Ouch hey...... You have to be delicious. ”
The young man laughed: "If it's not delicious, you don't have to revoke my license, save food for the two of them, you can just click me!" ”
"You kid knows Flim Flam!"
Jiang Changbin laughed: "Let's go, go to the room, today you Brother Jiang and I are rich, and I will directly package your small hotel, don't accept other guests, let me tell you, we are both masters, in case we get drunk and go crazy, other people can't stop our three fists and two feet, this is the truth, don't take it seriously!" ”
"Gotcha."
The young man Lisuo agreed: "Brother Jiang, you are here, of course I want to serve you wholeheartedly, as for the others...... Who's that? I don't know hahahaha......"
"Fuck off, don't hurry up and stir-fry! I know that I sell well. ”
Jiang Changbin laughed and scolded.
Shang Qingyun said lightly: "No wonder no one else comes to eat in this shop, dare to love, you can charter the venue when you come?" ”
"If you invite Brother Shang to drink, you must charter the venue!" Jiang Changbin patted his chest, and then laughed: "But I'm also a big man, right...... Hey, hey, hey......"
"Virtue!"
Shang Qingyun finally couldn't help but laugh and scold, and followed Jiang Changbin into the room.
In fact, the moment Jiang Changbin entered the room...... He vaguely felt that he seemed to have forgotten a major event?
But what have you forgotten?
Before Jiang Changbin thought about it, Shang Qingyun had already come in front and back, and Jiang Changbin didn't have time to think about what he had forgotten, and began to entertain him hobbyly to ensure that he didn't miss any flaws.
But the inexplicable feeling in my heart always lingers.
"Exactly...... What is it that I forgot? ”
The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.
Jiang Changbin suddenly remembered, slapped his thigh violently, and said in a lost voice: "It's broken, it's broken!" ”
Shang Qingyun couldn't help but wonder a little when he saw this, and raised his eyes to look: "What's broken?" ”
Jiang Changbin looked remorseful, sighed again and again, and said badly.
He finally remembered what he had forgotten - before, for the sake of Tu Wanquan, he had asked the old principal to look at his anger, hoping to have a rough estimate of the results of this battle, and the old principal recommended Zuo Xiaoduo, and he admired him even more.
And he patronized and gathered the manpower of this battle, and he was so busy that he didn't even have a chance to eat, and he forgot to let Zuo Xiaoduo look at it and look at each other......
Obviously, the old principal told himself several times about this matter!
I forgot!
But now that he has faced Shang Qingyun, and it has reached this time, the arrow is on the string, how can he not send it, it is too late for anything.
"I'm just thinking about drinking, and I've forgotten that there's something I need to deal with in the bureau......"
Jiang Changbin forced a laugh: "But now it's already this time, it must be too late, then we can only forget it, wait for tomorrow to deal with it, come on, Brother Shang, let's go again." ”
But in his heart, he sighed freely.
How can this matter be good?
Suddenly, I felt a little uneasy......
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Just when Shang Qingyun and Jiang Changbin started drinking, Zuo Xiaoduo's house also had dinner.
"Sister Xiao Nian, did you remind Teacher Mu?"
"I've reminded you, I've said it several times."
"Well, that's good, it's not easy for her to fly to cause trouble, but as long as you avoid it in advance, you can turn evil into good fortune and be lucky in trouble."
Zuo Xiaoduo grabbed the steamed buns and chewed them, like a hungry ghost in the world, but in the blink of an eye, Wu Yuting only had a chopstick dish on his side, and he didn't even have time to swallow it, Zuo Changlu's sip of wine was still in the throat, and Zuo Xiaoduo was already twelve steamed buns!
Zuo Xiaonian saw that his eyebrows and eyes were crooked, and he only had one mind that wanted to laugh.
Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting were speechless, only sighing softly.
"In the future, the two of us will be professional pig farmers."
Wu Yuting brought her son another pot of steamed buns, shook her head and sighed.
"Yuting, you can't help but look up to pigs too much."
Zuo Changlu squinted: "Pig, how can there be such an edible one?!" ”
"Haha......"
Zuo Xiaonian finally couldn't help it and burst out happy.
And at this time......
Zuo Xiaoduo's face changed suddenly, his legs were clamped tightly, his whole body was unnaturally stiff, his eyes were bulging, his two hands were tightly pressed on the table, and a steamed bun in his mouth turned his cheeks into an air toad, and he couldn't even chew it.
"What's going on?"
Wu Yuting was startled when she saw this, and blurted out a question.
Zuo Xiaoduo's expression was very strange at this time, his brows were furrowed tightly, as if he wanted to speak, but his mouth was full of steamed buns, and he couldn't speak for a long time.
"This ...... It's not ...... Do you want to have diarrhea all of a sudden? ”
Wu Yuting was shocked, and then said: "Zuo Xiaoduo, I can tell you, if you are really like that, go to the toilet quickly...... Don't be disgusting at the dinner table. ”
Zuo Xiaonian became more and more happy, and he almost laughed.
Zuo Xiaoduo maintained this strange posture for half a minute, and then finally relaxed a little, chewed the steamed bun in his mouth with difficulty, and swallowed it hard.
Only then did he speak: "What a pit...... It was the sudden arrival of the Rausch again, without the slightest warning, and how could I be on guard. ”
This sentence made Wu Yuting and Zuo Xiaonian's faces look wonderful.
Zuo Xiaonian's face was red, but it was not easy to beat him at this moment, so he had to roll his eyes and look at him one by one, and said, "What are you...... Don't break through the bridge of heaven and earth in controlling your true qi? Agitation of the dantian? ”
"Yes...... Ah......h
That feeling is still coming in waves at this time, Zuo Xiaoduo is already very difficult to support, but his stomach is still very hungry, so he has to grab the steamed buns, chew slowly, a steamed bun, can eat for more than 20 seconds!
This eating speed is still very fast for ordinary people, but in Zuo Xiaoduo's case, it is definitely the slowest eating speed in his eating history, and it is definitely the first time in the world!
"How many times has this been you?" Zuo Xiaonian asked curiously.
"I don't remember the exact number of times, but there are more than a dozen times......"
Zuo Xiaoduo looked at his arm, in his senses, his dantian would have become a balloon that could explode at any time, and the meridians of his body seemed to be swollen, but from the outside, he still couldn't see anything unusual.
"More than a dozen times......" Zuo Xiaonian thought thoughtfully.
"Sister, how many times did you hold back at that time?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked while struggling with the true qi in his body while eating.
"I ...... then"
Zuo Xiaonian rolled his eyes and said, "Many, many times, I forgot the specific times, who has nothing to remember that thing!" ”
"Many, many times ......"
Zuo Xiaoduo's instinctive understanding is that he wants to far exceed his current number of times, and he can't help but work harder.
I'm already so far behind Niannian Cat, if I can't even surpass her in this way, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up with her in the future.
Teacher Qin has said again and again that the more times the innate pulse, the better it is for itself, and the more the foundation will be accumulated!
Thinking like this, a force suddenly and inexplicably emerged, and all the restless aura was pressed back into the dantian at once.
The moment this toss came to an end, Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly felt relaxed, and began to grab the steamed buns again and eat wildly, and the eating speed was even faster than the previous maximum speed.
Zuo Xiaonian's eyebrows and eyes were crooked, holding a bowl of porridge, very elegant and quiet, drinking porridge spoonful by spoonful, a few hairs fell down, reflected on the delicate and almost transparent cheeks.
My eyes were fixed on the porridge noodles, and I said in my heart, so I didn't tell him, I suppressed it seven or eight times in total...... Let this kid hold it back, anyway, the longer you hold it, the better......
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