Chapter 1 In and out of dreams, both fantasy and reality [First Update!] 】
It wasn't until the early morning of this day that Zuo Xiaoduo and Long Yusheng went home separately.
Zuo Xiaoduo returned home, lay on the sofa, and felt that his whole body was falling apart.
The broken doors and windows at home have been replaced by Zuo Xiaonian in the intervals of the past few days, and the hygiene has been taken care of early; It's much cleaner than before.
"This Teacher Qin...... He also said that he wanted to see me touch it three times...... As a result, no one knows where to go......"
Zuo Xiaoduo lay on the sofa and complained.
Zuo Xiaonian was busy in the kitchen, and when he heard Zuo Xiaoduo seem to be talking, he asked, "What did you say?" ”
didn't hear a response, only the sound of snoring, and Zuo Xiaoduo had already fallen asleep......
During this time, Zuo Xiaoduo was really tired!
Once the mind that had been hanging for two and a half months relaxed, he actually fell asleep directly.
At least for a short time, you don't have to worry about it anymore!
With his current innate cultivation and almost perfect divine consciousness, he can still be exhausted to such an extent, and this physical and mental fatigue can be seen to have reached the extreme, which is not trivial.
Zuo Xiaonian walked out of the kitchen, walked to the front of the sofa, and looked at his sleeping face silently, but his heart became more and more calm and peaceful.
"Thank you,."
She leaned down gently, kissed Zuo Xiaoduo lightly on the face, and then jumped up like a thief, looking left and right, her face was even redder like a monkey's buttocks.
No one!
There really isn't anybody!
Zuo Xiaonian's heart slowly stabilized, paused, then lowered his head again, and pecked Zuo Xiaoduo's mouth at a swift and incoherent speed, and then immediately bounced up like an electric shock, and the whole set of actions was like a phantom.
Coupled with that casual expression, it was indifferent, only a heart was pounding, and it had already betrayed its heart.
"Hmph, let you take advantage!"
Zuo Xiaonian muttered to himself.
Zuo Xiaoduo, who was already asleep, chirped and pouted.
Zuo Xiaonian was startled, thinking that he was not asleep. After watching it carefully for a while, I was sure that I was indeed asleep. Only then did he rest assured, he stepped forward for the second time, picked up Zuo Xiaoduo and was about to put him on the bed, but this hug almost flashed his waist.
"So heavy!"
"Could it be that this kid actually changed his weight to 30,000 catties?"
Zuo Xiaonian wondered in his heart, and lightly removed all the weights for him, Zuo Xiaoduo would sleep like a dead pig, and he didn't react at all to being put on and off by someone.
"Sure enough, it's 30,000 catties...... When was it changed? ”
After a while, Zuo Xiaonian carried him to the room, put him on the bed, and looked at the sleeping face stupidly, looking at it for a long time.
Finally, I saw myself smirking twice, and then I came back to my senses and quickly pulled the quilt to cover him.
Then he slipped out in a hurry like a thief.
Zuo Xiaonian was in a very comfortable mood, while humming a song, washing vegetables, washing rice, preparing to cook, opening the refrigerator, seeing what other ingredients there were, frowning and thinking about it, ran out to buy a few dishes, and by the way, I also bought dozens of boxes of excellent wine.
Shipped home together.
"Dad was often reluctant to drink such a good ...... This time it was done, and there was no immediate worry, so I just bought more and kept it back. ”
Zuo Xiaonian had a sense of accomplishment: "Anyway, it's Xiaoduo's card, and it suddenly feels very refreshing......"
"Cook a few more dishes and treat the dog. Well, would you like to have some wine tonight? ”
Thinking about it, my face turned red again.
pinched his waist and said fiercely: "Dog! Don't think about it! ”
Then I woke up and realized that the dog was still sleeping, and everything was my own imagination, and I didn't realize that my face was red again, but after a while, I was at ease again, humming a song and starting to cook.
At this moment, Zuo Xiaonian only has unspeakable happiness and tranquility in his heart, and he wishes that time will stay at this moment forever.
Zuo Xiaoduo slept until six o'clock in the afternoon!
In the meantime, I have more than a dozen dreams in a row, one after another, and I don't know if I have been thinking about it day and night, and I have a mutual feeling of spirituality, anyway, what should be dreamed of and what should not be dreamed, basically all of them are dreamed of all over again-
He dreamed that Qin Fangyang appeared in black, looking at himself in the air in front of him, but he was not as indifferent as usual, his face was full of heaviness, his whole body was gloomy, and he said to himself in a deep voice: "Remember what I taught you!" Don't disgrace me! ”
Zuo Xiaoduo asked, "Teacher Qin, where are you going?" ”
Qin Fangyang finally smiled and said astringently: "Where can I have peace of mind at the end of the world?" ”
Immediately, the whole person disappeared in a cloud of mist.
Zuo Xiaoduo pulled his legs and chased: "Teacher Qin, don't go, I still have something to say to you, Long Yusheng and a few of them actually dare to scold you for being heard by me, you come back and beat them......"
Then, a figure was faintly revealed in the clouds and mist ahead.
"Teacher Qin?" Zuo Xiaoduo caught up in surprise.
saw He Yuanyue looking at himself with a kind face: "Xiaoduo, don't forget my entrustment, Grandma He's life's wishes are all placed on you, don't slack off; I'm waiting, waiting for you to get the achievement, Laifeng turned around and said to Grandma He. ”
"Grandma He, I remember, have you seen Teacher Qin? He's just gone. ”
"He's ......" He Yuanyue smiled, and her face was blurred: "I'll go find him." ”
Before the words fell, He Yuanyue also disappeared.
Zuo Xiaoduo was stunned for a while, and muttered, "You are all gone?" Why are they all gone? ”
Ahead, the sea of clouds is surging, and the sky and the earth are vast.
In a trance, Mu Yanyan was dressed in white, and her whole body was cold, she glanced at it, did not stop, and turned away: "Zuo Xiaoduo, you kicked the crotch with the dragon leg again...... I don't want you anymore! ”
Zuo Xiaoduo hurriedly defended: "But they want to kill me, I need to protect myself......"
Mu Yanyan has disappeared.
"Why is it a shame to kick your crotch?"
Zuo Xiaoduo muttered to himself: "For the enemy, as long as you can paralyze the opponent's combat power, where can you kick it?" Why is it a shame? It's a really strange point of view......"
Suddenly, there was a man in front of him, who was tapping the ground with a bamboo cane, and walked slowly with a tuk-tuk.
The people who came were in shabby clothes, old in shape, and their demeanor was full of depression.
"Godfather?" Zuo Xiaoduo looked at the visitor in surprise: "Why are you here?" ”
The blind man Hong stopped, turned around, Bai Guo's eyes rolled wildly, as if he was looking at Zuo Xiaoduo, and then seemed to be looking at something else, and suddenly sighed and said, "This is all fate, and it is really a little bit ...... by others."
Zuo Xiaoduo was puzzled: "Godfather, what's wrong with you?" Since you're here, come home with me. It's worrying that you're so alone and out of sight. ”
The look on the blind man's face seemed to be very complicated, and he suddenly said angrily: "Don't call me godfather, I'm not your godfather, who is rare to be your godfather?" ”
Zuo Xiaoduo wondered: "I remember that you were very happy at the time, and even gave me the natal ring, why don't you recognize it now?" ”
Saying that, he was suddenly very vigilant and said, "You won't be here to get the ring back, right?" That's mine, and I can't give it to you anymore. They all recognize the Lord, and they will be unhappy if they change the owner's ring frequently. ”
The blind man rolled his eyes speechlessly for a while, suddenly sighed heavily, and disappeared.
"This one has no head or tail, it's in the clouds, it's going to make a fuss like that......"
Zuo Xiaoduo stood in the clouds and mist blankly, scratching his head, as if the second monk couldn't figure out his head.
The clouds and mist in front of him were turbulent again, and suddenly a huge dragon head appeared in front of it, and the dragon's eye alone was almost the size of Zuo Xiaoduo's ten heads, but he spoke to Zuo Xiaoduo with a very innocent attitude: "Hey! ”
"Hey your sister!" Zuo Xiaoduo was shocked: "I'm scared of you." ”
The dragon head looked very innocent: "Did I scare you?" ”
"Humph!"
"Am I too big?" The dragon leader asked aggrievedly.
"It's just too big."
Zuo Xiaoduo found that this dragon was actually a little cute, and he had no ill will towards himself, so he naturally lost all his fear, and said tentatively: "What are you doing here?" ”
"It's a little big, huh? It's easy to ......."
The dragon head groaned slightly, then swung his body, and suddenly he had transformed into a small dragon of only ten meters, which was actually a little cute, and then said: "What about this?" ”
Zuo Xiaoduo could already be sure at this time that what he saw in front of him was clearly a small dragon, the kind that had just been born for a few days, full of innocence, and said interestingly: "It's good now, much better than before." ”
Xiaolong tilted his head and said innocently: "Then can we be friends?" ”
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Okay, good, I have a lot of good things here." ”
The dragon's eye suddenly became shiny, and all of a sudden, a mountain of various treasures suddenly appeared in front of Zuo Xiaoduo, the light was dazzling, and he salivated: "Your baby, how much more than me?" ”
"I'll rub!" Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes were straight: "Where did you exchange so many treasures?" I don't have as much as you. ”
Xiao Long Deng showed disappointment, and then encouraged: "Come on." ”
Then he took all the treasures back from Chengshan, leaving none of them, and then looked at Zuo Xiaoduo expectantly: "When are you coming to play with me?" ”
"Where are you?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked.
"I'm in Fenghai......" the little dragon wondered, "Don't you know?" ”
"How do I know, where are you going to do this?"
Xiaolong was full of interest: "How can you be so poor?" Is there anything good for me? ”
Zuo Xiaoduo scratched his head and said, "I really don't, I'm so poor, and I still have something for you......"
Xiaolong was disappointed and said, "Is there nothing?" ”
Zuo Xiaoduo thought for a while and said, "Why don't I give you a drop of this?" ”
As he spoke, he grabbed a luck point and said leisurely: "Are you or?" That's a good thing! ”
Xiaolong's eyes instantly became as radiant as the sun, and he nodded again and again, salivating and dancing in an arc: "I want it!" Really good stuff! ”
"Here you go, a good friend should have a friendship of wealth!"
Zuo Xiaoduo rarely and generously threw away the luck point, anyway, it was a dream.
Xiaolong took a bite and immediately showed a satisfied look on his face, and said, "You are so good, so generous, we are good friends." Anything else? Give me more. ”
Zuo Xiaoduo looked forward to it: "Since you also said that we are good friends, should you also give me something?" ”
Xiaolong suddenly became vigilant and cried: "I'm going to die poor, and you still want things from me...... Woowoo woo ......"
While crying, his body disappeared all at once.
I actually ran away directly!
"Damn!"
Zuo Xiaoduo scolded.
In particular, I often hear people say that they sit on the mountain of gold and cry poor.
This little dragon is even more excessive, sitting on the baby mountain, and crying poor!
It simply pushed the level of crying poverty to a new height!
Lao Tzu's luck point is a really good thing, but he didn't get anything back, and he lost it!
Then, heaven and earth returned to the vast......
When Zuo Xiaoduo was confused, he was surprised to see a snow-white phoenix coming to Zuo Jin, the phoenix frowned, looked at Zuo Xiaoduo and said, "What are you doing here?" ”
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Play." ”
The phoenix shook its body and turned into a cute kitten, meowing twice: "Do you recognize me?" ”
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed with infinite joy and his eyes lit up: "Miss the cat!" ”
Without saying a word, he picked up the kitten, stroked up and down, and was very happy.
The cat in his arms was also drilling around Zuo Xiaoduo's body, and it seemed that he was enjoying it very much, but in a trance, the little cat turned into Zuo Xiaonian's appearance again, lying in his arms, and said softly: "Xiao Duoduo, will I be your wife?" ”
Zuo Xiaoduo's heart was full of joy: "Okay, okay, let's ...... the cave room now"
Zuo Xiaonian was very shy: "No......"
Zuo Xiaoduo had a big wolf hair, and stepped forward to suppress: "Where are you running......
also let out a pervert-like laugh: "Wowhahahaha......haha
Syllable!
Zuo Xiaoduo was slapped hard on the buttocks, and a crisp voice said, "What are you laughing at?" ”
Turning over and opening his eyes, Zuo Xiaoduo was shocked to see that Zuo Xiaonian was really in front of the bed, and couldn't help but light up his eyes, and laughed: "Nian Nian cat, come, let's go into the cave room......"
stepped forward and hugged Zuo Xiaonian, and pressed it on the bed.
Zuo Xiaonian was furious, how could he be willing to comply, between three punches and two feet, he beat this guy to the point of pain, and with another kick, Zuo Xiaoduo flew up in the air, hit the wall with a poof, and then fell to the ground solidly......
It hurts!
At this time, Zuo Xiaoduo finally came to his senses and screamed: "This ...... It's not a dream?! ”
Zuo Xiaonian's face was flushed, he got up from the bed, pressed Zuo Xiaoduo, and directly put on a posture of Wu Song beating the tiger: "Little dog, you are really big now......
As he spoke, he was going to fall again.
Zuo Xiaoduo was stunned and begged for mercy again and again: "Sister Nian...... I was really dreaming, really...... I don't lie to you...... I also dreamed of dragons, I dreamed of phoenixes, and phoenixes became kittens......"
"I'm making you dream, dreaming of such strange things!"
Zuo Xiaonian dragged Zuo Xiaoduo up, dragged him to the side of the faucet, turned on the faucet, and washed it with cold water: "Are you awake?" Are you awake? ”
"Wake up, wake up......"
Zuo Xiaoduo wanted to cry without tears.
Still in a dream......
"Hurry up!"
Zuo Xiaonian left Zuo Xiaoduo and walked out by himself, his blush had not subsided, and he said angrily: "There are still guests at home!" ”
"Guests? Got a guest at home? ”
Zuo Xiaoduo was directly stunned when he heard this.
I just had a dream, and there was a guest at home?
That's really ......
Is this reality or a dream?
Subconsciously checked it, and couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "My luck point...... There's really one missing!! ”
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