Chapter 160: Lao Tzu Recorded [First Update]
Lei Datou smiled and said, "I mean, I'm a witness, you should believe me, right?" ”
Vice Principal Wu smiled and said, "Brother Lei, everyone is an old acquaintance and an old friend, so there is no need to beat around the bush, hurry up and clarify the matter." When you speak, everyone will naturally be trustworthy. Haha, haha. ”
Lei Datou smiled and said, "Last night, I did ask Brother Xiang to drink at the Supreme Hotel. Just three people, my son and me, Brother Xiang, the three of us. ”
The crowd sat still.
Xiang Madman's eyes burst with divine light, and he laughed: "How is it, surnamed Wu, what else do you have to say?" ”
Vice President Wu said lightly: "What are you anxious about?" I'm not done yet. Brother Lei, dare to ask you what time you have been drinking until this meal? ”
Lei Datou said very happily: "Drink until eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, this meal is really happy......
Vice Principal Wu and Vice Principal Wei both sneered.
Vice President Gao was attacked at one o'clock in the middle of the night, so no one testified about the time after Xiang Madman drank at eleven o'clock in the evening.
Xiang Madman's burly body stiffened suddenly, slowly turned his head, and looked at Lei Datou with disbelief in his eyes.
Over there, Vice President Wu had already followed up and asked, "What time do you drink?" I didn't hear clearly! ”
"Eleven o'clock."
Lei Datou looked confused: "What, can I still lie at this time?" I drank for more than four hours last night, and Brother Xiang's amount of alcohol was really ......"
Xiang Madman stared at his old friend in disbelief: "Old Lei, you say...... Some? ”
"Eleven o'clock. Eleven o'clock, didn't you say that Fenghai is stormy now, there are too many things, and you need to go back early? ”
Lei Datou looked confused: "What's the matter, old Xiang...... You? ……”
Xiang Madman nodded dejectedly: "Hehehe...... Lei Datou...... Three hundred years of friendship, I thought of three hundred years of friendship, just your two words, this is gone. I'm really interested to know, what exactly are you getting? That's what I said! ”
Lei Datou was stunned, and suddenly became angry: "Old Xiang, what do you mean by this?" I am kind enough to testify for you......"
"You testify for me?"
Xiang Madman narrowed his eyes and said lightly: "I'll ask you one last time: What time are we going to drink!" ”
Lei slapped his head on the table and shouted: "You ask me a hundred times, it's eleven o'clock!" ”
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Xiang Madman laughed miserably as if his heart and liver were bursting: "Good, good, good!" Today, I finally saw what it means to be a friend! ”
Vice President Wu and the others had already sneered: "Xiang madman, what's the use of pretending? The facts are there, what else do you have to deny? ”
Xiang Madman looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: "There are too many things I can deny!" Come on, bring the projector! ”
A loud shout.
Immediately, Xiang Madman took out a small object from his pocket......
It's actually ...... A very pocket-sized disc.
"Do you really think that Lao Tzu has been locked up at home for 20 years, and he has spent it in vain? High-tech Lao Tzu also understands! The real evidence of Lao Tzu is here! ”
Xiang Madman sneered, and then quickly connected to the projector.
"Old Xiang, what do you mean?" Lei Datou's face changed.
"Fuck off!"
Xiang Madman gritted his teeth and scolded angrily: "What are you?" Do you dare to call Lao Tzu an old item? Keep your dog's eyes open! What is it! ”
The projector showed the picture, which was the entrance of the Supreme Hotel.
The two of them stood with their hands in their hands, standing on the other side, while Xiang Madman strode from afar and laughed: "Big head, you still know to look for me when you come back, even if you kid still have a little conscience!" ”
Then the three of them laughed and entered the hotel together, and the picture stayed on the clock in the hotel lobby: 6:47 p.m.!
"Lei Datou, stare at your eyes and take a good look, if it was yesterday afternoon, when we just met."
Xiang Madman had a hideous face: "If you want to continue to deny, but it doesn't matter, there are a few acquaintances at the door next to you, I believe they will always remember the situation before the night, right?" Do you want me to bring them in? ”
Lei Datou's face was pale, and a panicked look shot out of his eyes.
Vice Principal Wu's eyes changed, and he said angrily: "Crazy Xiang, what kind of tricks are you doing?" ”
"What the hell is Lao Tzu doing, don't worry, it's over after watching it, don't you know if you see it!"
Xiang Madman sneered, and then fast-forwarded again and again, and the picture switched to the hotel room, and the most striking thing is that the picture is always facing the clock hanging on the wall of the room, but it is the three people who are pushing the cup, the angle is slightly worse, but it is clear enough.
At this time, I only heard Xiang Madman say: "It's eleven twenty in the blink of an eye, and the happy time really flies, hahaha, the wine hasn't been drunk yet." ”
Lei Datou laughed: "I haven't drunk it thoroughly, so continue to drink, what do you do at what time?" Didn't you ask for leave? Haha, I don't believe you still need to take time off from drinking with me! ”
Xiang Madman laughed like thunder: "! Keep drinking! Drink it all the time, be sure to drink it all the time! ”
Time passed, and the atmosphere at the wine table became more and more enthusiastic.
I saw that Xiang Madman seemed to be drunk, pointed to the clock on the wall, and smiled: "Why is this thing shaking vigorously, is Lao Tzu drunk?" What time is this? I said it's one o'clock, do you think I'm right? ”
Lei laughed: "You are a special old boy who is not drunk!" It's one o'clock! If you're not drunk, keep drinking! ”
After another hour, Xiang Madman's eyes were confused, and he nodded little by little: "What time is it now, what kind of thing is wrong with this clock...... Now it's half past two, right? ”
"Yes!" Lei Datou affirmed on the side: "It's half past two, Brother Xiang, let's drink two more jars, but it's over, I don't know how you are, I'm drunk, if I drink again, I'm really going to vomit." ”
"Good!"
It wasn't until 3:20 that the wine was finally drunk.
Xiang Madman leaned back in a chair in a daze and said, "Brother Lei, it's really cool today." ”
"I'm cool too." Lei Datou laughed.
The madman pressed pause here.
The screen stops.
Turning his head, he looked at Lei Datou like a falcon: "What else do you have to say now?" ”
Lei Datou's face was as pale as paper, and he said: "Everyone has heard it, you are always asking, I will cooperate with you to talk about it casually, in fact, the clock in that room is simply broken...... If you don't believe me, we can ask the owner and manager of the Supreme Hotel. ”
"Ask them? Do you get him to agree with you? ”
Xiang Madman laughed.
A cold voice sounded at the door, saying, "Don't look for them, they've already come to me." ”
Before the words fell, a bald head stepped in.
The person who came was tall and broad, with a square face and big ears, and a dignified appearance, only a hair on his bald head was not a single hair, which slightly reduced the overall image, but his eyes were majestic, like cold electricity, and he looked at everyone, and the person who came was the director of the Star Shield Bureau in the Central Plains, Jiang Wenzhou.
Behind Director Jiang, there were two men in black, also wearing the uniforms of the Star Shield Bureau.
After coming in, he first said hello to Ye Changqing, and then said, "Hello everyone, Jiang Mou came here today uninvited to testify for Vice President Xiang." ”
"Everyone should know me, although my cultivation is shallow and insignificant, but when it comes to the realm of Fenghai City, there shouldn't be many people who don't know me, I don't know what I said, do you believe it or not?"
He smiled faintly, and without waiting for everyone to answer, he said to himself: "Last night, Vice Principal Xiang suddenly wanted to invite me to drink from the Star Shield Bureau, but I didn't show up, so I only booked a room for us to drink next door to him...... Just listen to him talking over there, hehe, if I can't beat him, I'll go over and beat him. How can there be such a treat? It's just a sincere attempt to spoil people! ”
But as soon as this sentence came out, the faces of Lei Datou, Vice President Wu, Vice President Wei and others changed suddenly.
It's really ruining people, it's not you, Jiang Wenzhou, Jiang someone, who is ruining people!
"Last night, I was really interested in these two masters, and it was these two men who made Vice Principal Xiang leave us alone, how could I not take a good look? Then I saw the two of them running out one by one, one moment going out, the other going out...... This behavior made Jiang more and more curious. ”
As soon as Jiang Wenzhou stretched out his hand, he also had a disc in his hand.
"Jiang saw that Hunting was happy, so he simply got a video, are you interested in watching it?"
The faces of the people on the other side were calm.
Wen Xingtian laughed and said, "Since it's such a good show, of course it's something to see." ”
The projector started working again.
It was only a paragraph, and I saw Lei Datou walk out of the room, hurriedly walked down the corridor towards the distant toilet, and paused at the door of the toilet.
Jiang Wenzhou said lightly: "This distinguished guest surnamed Lei, you are such a high-end private room, no matter what, there should be a toilet waiting in the room...... If you want to run so far, did you develop other habits after arriving in Beijing? I don't know what kind of rule this is, it's rare! ”
The pause disappears and playback resumes.
I saw Lei Datou running in with a smoke, followed by a puff with his hand, poof, and began to vomit in a big gulp.
After spitting and wiping his face, he took out a bottle, took two pills, and then unbuttoned his pants and peed, and his spirit suddenly became better, and then he walked back.
"You all know that this drunk Beidou ...... It is a wine specially brewed by masters, and if you drink enough of it, you can really get drunk half to death; Even if you have profound mystical skills in your body, you can't evaporate and can't resist...... For ordinary people, this drunken Beidou is highly poisonous, and if you drink it, you can't afford to get drunk, and you will be drunk for the rest of your life! ”
Jiang Wenzhou's faint voice: "But for the drunken Beidou, the R&D manufacturer has also issued a special sobering medicine, well, this Brother Lei should be in his hand." But let's be honest, sales of this drug are minimal. After all, it is rare for a warrior to get drunk when he drinks, and it is even more rare to make a wine specially made to make us really drunk! ”
"At least Jiang couldn't imagine how this Brother Lei could carry so many hangover pills with him, this one is a spectacle."