Chapter 392: I'll Tell You a Story Too [Add a Supplement for the Leader of the Xiaochen Battle Alliance!] 】

Flame was already trembling.

Bully!

Chiguoguo's bully!

Of these, one is your nephew, one is your apprentice, and the other is your apprentice's daughter-in-law......

No matter how respectful they are to you, no matter how much they behave, isn't it all taken for granted?

Don't say call you uncle, they don't think it's strange that they call you daddy!

But what about us?

We're the same age as you, okay?

This bastard is playing on the topic, and you still have no end?

Of course, Zuo Xiaoduo didn't know how many things were inside, so he laughed and said: "Oh, what a big deal, when I see your parents in the future, don't you have to bow and kowtow too?" How normal this is. ”

And kowtow???

Agni Huo and the others looked at Zuo Xiaoduo, and scolded vigorously in their hearts, you really deserve to be your father's son!

This gene is inherited too well, isn't it?

Lie Xiaohuo and the others looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with strange eyes, and really wanted to beat this kid into meat sauce.

I, Cao, are you really innocent or pretending?

Kowtow...... What do you think?

We just had nothing to do to see the eldest of his godsons, and it turned out that after we came, everything got worse and worse.

first take back the spies you sent; All the labor of dispatching spies for so many years has been turned into flowing water.

Then he lost an ice spirit, and even lost a hundred percent of the space relics materials......

In the end, everything is over, and we came to have a meal and actually ate that we are a generation shorter out of thin air?

What the hell is it today!

And it's a one-time meeting!

The four of them will already regret it so much that their bowels are blue!

So what are we doing this time? Looking for chicken?

You Xiaoyu almost broke his bowels with laughter, but his face was serious, and he frowned and urged: "Lie Xiaohuo, Bing Xiaoice, Kong Xiaodan, why don't you come over one by one to see Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo!?" ”

Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo also urged continuously.

Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting both waited with a kind face......

A small fire was about to break out, and suddenly a fiery red surged up and down the body; Xue Xiaoluo hurriedly held him down and shook his head.

You are crazy?

Do you want to send him back to complete his incarnation now?

Besides, the whole continent you want to make trouble knows that we have lost such an adult?

You don't have a face, I still have a face......

Xue Xiaoluo put on a smiling face, and said to Wu Yuting with a smile: "This ...... Although we look young, in fact...... It's not too young...... You see......"

Said a vigorous squeezing of the eyes to make the eyes.

The two hands were still pulling Wu Yuting's sleeves, shaking and shaking...... A pleading face.

Wu Yuting sighed, and her heart said that she had forced Agni Huo and the others to be like this, and it was almost over.

Wu Yuting said gracefully: "Dad, forget it; The children are also very old...... Besides, the red-haired daughter-in-law is going to give me something......"

Xue Xiaoluo looked confused: Who ...... Who said they were going to give you something?

But where dare to say no now? Wu Yuting is now pleading with herself and others, if she says no...... Then today, this Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo are decided!

Obviously, this is the price of intercession.

After Wu Yuting finished speaking, she glanced at Xue Xiaoluo.

Xue Xiaoluo hurriedly pecked the rice and nodded repeatedly.

I'll give you whatever you say, hurry up and let us pass this pass first!

Of course, Zuo Changlu didn't have to let Agni Huo and the others call him uncle, he also knew in his heart that even if he forced these four guys out tonight, these four guys would never want to call him uncle.

So it's just a strategy to make sure you have the upper hand!

Now I understand very clearly that I am already in charge. See which one dares to blow up the thorn?

Try?

"Hahahaha......"

Zuo Changlu let out a long laugh: "Just kidding, just kidding." Hahaha, when you come to me, you are coming to your own home, don't be restrained, don't be restrained, come and come, eat vegetables. ”

Lie Xiaohuo and the others finally let out a long sigh of relief.

Oh my God...... I almost had a cerebral hemorrhage just now......

"I've got to do my duty as a chaperone."

Zuo Changlu was generous, and said lovingly to Lie Xiaohuo with chopsticks and chicken kidneys: "Hongmao, you eat more of this, this is good, nourish the kidneys." Originally, I wanted to say that you are young and don't know how to be temperate, but since you also have years of experience, I won't say much...... Men, when it's time to say no, say no. ”

Lie Xiaohuo stuffed the chicken kidneys into his mouth and chewed hard, his expression was very hideous, and he chewed very hard.

I'll make up for your sister!

You're so kidney-deficient!

Your waist is stiff!

You can't!

Your whole family can't do it!

"Xiao Dan, you need to eat more of this."

Zuo Changlu gave Kong Xiaodan a chopstick leek: "This is good, this can be aphrodisiac." Looking at your physique, it will be difficult to find a daughter-in-law when you grow up...... Make up for it while you're young. ”

Kong Xiaodan stuffed it into his mouth fiercely, making a croaking and chewing sound, imagining that he was chewing on the left long road!

You need an aphrodisiac!

Your whole family needs an aphrodisiac!

The old and the young all need aphrodisiac, and you will die!

"Hahaha, Xiaoice, come on, come on......"

Zuo Changlu sandwiched a chopsticks chicken heart: "As the saying goes, what you eat makes up." It's just right for you. ”

Bing Xiaoice was dumbfounded: Are you saying that I don't have a heart?

Looking at the chicken heart that was sandwiched into the plate, Bing Xiaoice swallowed it with his eyes closed.

I don't chew!

Lao Tzu swallows it raw!

One day, Lao Tzu will swallow your dog life as if he swallowed this chicken heart raw!

Zuo Changlu immediately clipped a chopsticks and gave it to You Xiaoyu: "Xiaoyu, things are doing well, your Aunt Zuo and I have to look at you now." ”

You Xiaoyu almost slipped out under the chair.

Don't look up at me, I'm afraid.

Looking at the huge fish eyes on the plate in front of him, as if staring at himself, You Xiaoyu trembled more and more.

"Eat the vegetables and eat the vegetables." Zuo Changlu greeted Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo: "You two eat by yourself, it's far away, I can't reach it." I won't give you two food. ”

"Thank you, Uncle Zuo." Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo thanked them in unison, and now they are really the only ones who can eat food comfortably.

Then Zuo Changlu raised his glass: "Come to my house, let's raise a glass together, tonight is unforgettable, don't forget tonight......"

Lie Xiaohuo and the others had already wanted to drink, so they hurriedly picked it up, but they started drinking, and they didn't drink this glass of wine after serving it twice.

Your son picked it up and put it down, and it ended up telling us a story......

I was about to drink.

But when he saw Zuo Changlu laughing, he actually put down the wine glass again, and laughed very happily: "It's a little undesirable to say, but where does it come from if you don't say or laugh, the names of a few of you make me think of a story, a very interesting story, don't vomit unpleasantly, don't vomit unpleasantly......

"Poof......

You Xiaoyu chewed the fish eyes and almost squirted out, choking out one after another.

Lie Xiaohuo and the others held wine glasses, and their faces were full of despair.

What are you going to do?!

"Don't be busy drinking, don't be busy drinking, don't be busy drinking when you listen to this story, lest you choke."

Zuo Changlu smiled happily: "This is a story about a rich man's treat, which is particularly interesting and thoughtful...... Hahaha, I've lived on this joke all my life, I'll tell you about it. ”

This time, even Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help choking; coughed repeatedly, Li Chenglong lowered his head, quickly put down the wine glass, and laughed all over his body, if he didn't put down the wine glass, the wine would definitely be spilled.

Flame Flame and the others looked desperate, what is this special...... It's really a family history.

Forcing my uncle to call me before daring to love is paving the way here? Not to mention that Jiang is still old and spicy, this Zuo Changlu is much more insidious than his son......

Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo's bodies were also trembling, but they forcibly held back, and Yun Xiaohu even played the role of a compliment: "Uncle Zuo, I don't know what the story is?" How is it interesting and has an idea? ”

Zuo Changlu glanced at him appreciatively, and said: "Once upon a time, there was an unusually generous person, because he had more poor friends, so there were more people who came to his house to eat, this is no way to do it, life is like this, as the saying goes, no one asks about the poor in the city, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains......

Yun Xiaohu: "Uncle Zuo's two sentences are really full of life philosophy, earthly understanding......"

Lie Xiaohuo and the others had a splitting headache, and they all wanted to die.

Really!

Really!

Paralyzed, do you have to listen to this fucking story again?

When Zuo Xiaoduo spoke, they could still play tricks and pretend to be deaf and dumb, but now, they ...... Looks like I can't do it anymore!

The identity is completely equal, and even the other party has more than ......

If you are asked on the face, "Young man, what did you bring me when you came to my house for dinner?" ”

But it's really shameless.

Over there, Zuo Changlu told the story smoothly, and Yun Xiaohu skillfully praised - I just listened to it once, can you not be proficient? With Li Chenglong Zhuyu in front, Yun Xiaohu, who has been here for the second time, is it unreasonable not to hold it in the slightest?

Even Zuo Changlu was surprised, how could this apprentice's brain be so good today, he didn't see this clever energy on weekdays?

When he talked all the way to 'this poor friend is young, he has just found a daughter-in-law, and he is a young man, so everyone calls him young man......

Lie Xiaohuo suddenly stood up, with a sad face, and said: "This, I am ashamed to say it, this time I took the liberty to visit, and I really have nothing to lose...... Fortunately, I suddenly remembered that I had brought some gifts to Zuo Xiaoduo before I came...... I almost forgot. ”

Bai Xiaoduo pouted wildly: I really have the face to say, I almost forgot, hehe, if my master doesn't come, you really forget, right?

Zuo Changlu frowned, with a look of 'I don't accept gifts', and said: "Classmate Lie Xiaohuo, hey, don't do this, I'm just telling a story, I'm not talking about you......"

Zuo Changlu said: "In everything, you can't sit too right." This is the life principle that I have summed up over the years. ”

Lie Xiaohuo held a breath in his throat.

I really want to squirt you in the face!

If I don't stand up and turn myself in now, you're going to point at my nose and start scolding, and you don't mean me!