Chapter 397: Promise Me Your Daughter!
The husband and wife looked at this poem, and even the concentration of these two people immediately became messy in the wind.
It's just powerless to complain.
"This is my son's lifelong ambition, it's so promising......"
Wu Yuting's jaw collapsed a little.
What the hell is this?
The expression of the left long road is also wonderful.
After a long time, he sighed and said speechlessly: "This ...... It's also a kind of realm......"
After another long time, Zuo Changlu grabbed Wu Yuting's shoulders and muttered: "It turns out that it was really an unusually wise decision for us to adopt Nian Nian Cat back then!" ”
The corners of Wu Yuting's mouth twitched, her face turned dark, and she murmured, "Look at your son's poem...... The reason why he cultivates and is motivated is to chase Nian Nian Mao? ”
Zuo Changlu's face darkened: "This obsession is really not light, and the cat is not so easy to chase......"
"This ...... It's really ......" Wu Yuting pointed with a black line: "You can level the world in your dreams, and you can still be a fairy when you wake up...... What does it mean? ”
"Well, I'm fighting in my dreams, I'm a big official in the world or something, and when I wake up, I feel that it's boring, so I continue to salt......
Zuo Changlu smacked his lips and explained.
Wu Yuting covered her forehead and walked out of the study with a seriously injured expression.
Both husband and wife feel that their outlook on life and values have suffered a huge impact today, just now.
"Now I can only hope that he will surpass Niannian Cat for a long, long time."
Wu Yuting said with deep feelings: "Fortunately, I didn't let the two of them get married early, otherwise, this kid is afraid that he will really have no desires, and his wife and children are estimated to have great ambitions in this guy's life......"
Zuo Changlu nodded seriously this time.
sighed and said, "But I have to say, it's really open-minded......"
Wu Yuting frowned, and looked at Zuo Changlu with an unkind expression: What are you talking about?
Zuo Changlu sighed again and said, "It's really hot......"
Wu Yuting snorted. Said: "There are still ten days of parent-teacher meeting, ask Nian Nian Mao to come over too, ask her if she has time tomorrow, and see her cultivation progress." ”
Zuo Changlu pondered for a while and said, "Okay." ”
Both are sure.
Zuo Xiaonian will definitely come over.
"Mom, Dad, the room is cleaned up." Zuo Xiaoduo came in steaming in to invite credit: "It's not early, you guys should rest quickly, you must be quite tired all the way...... What do we have to say tomorrow? ”
As soon as he saw that his parents were staying in the study, Zuo Xiaoduo instinctively felt bad, the study was not the place to stay at night, and the room closest to the study seemed to be......
And this pair of words......
Wu Yuting smiled faintly, and as soon as she stretched out her hand, she grabbed Zuo Xiaoduo's ear and brought it over, and pressed it in front of her: "Don't be in a hurry to sleep, you can explain and explain this poem, what does it mean?" Say it well, make it clear! ”
She squinted her eyes, yin and yang: "I really didn't expect that my son is still a writer." can still compose poetry, brilliant writing, and talented! ”
Zuo Xiaoduo covered his ears with a painful face: "Pain, pain, pain, ......"
Wu Yuting glanced sideways: "You continue to pretend?" You don't pretend to be like this, just you? Even if I can't cut you with a kitchen knife, my ears hurt when I twist it? In addition to being a writer? I still want to be an actor...... Say! ”
Zuo Xiaoduo bared his teeth and grinned, and simply said, "Mom? Aren't you ready for me......"
Wu Yuting was stunned: "What am I going to prepare?" ”
Zuo Xiaoduo looked grateful: "You must be my own mother?" Definitely, everything is ready for me...... I haven't even been born yet, so you've got your daughter-in-law ready for me......"
"Phew!"
Zuo Changlu turned his head and spat on it.
Wu Yuting looked confused.
Zuo Xiaoduo's "I don't live up to you" expression on his face? said impassionedly: "So, as a son, of course, it is given by the elders, and I dare not resign...... Later? Miss the cat is my wife? Is that your own daughter-in-law? I must make her honor you...... Are you at ease? If she is disobedient, I will beat her, husband is a wife, she dares not to listen to you, it does not exist! ”
Wu Yuting's pretty face gradually distorted: "You ...... You ......"
This cheekiness is really ...... There's really nothing to say.
It's much thicker than his father's skin!
"That's what you said when you were kids...... Besides, you can't just want to. Why do you think you look down on you, do you think you are a writer, you are an actor, you are holding a handle? ! You're still a liar! Wu Yuting began to strike.
"Mom! She wasn't happy...... Is she happy or not, can she stand her? Zuo Xiaoduo squeezed Wu Yuting's shoulder diligently.
"You can't speak a word better than anyone else."
Wu Yuting said: "That's not necessarily, I don't have to think about other people's thoughts, you are my own son, she is still my daughter, if you really don't become talented, I won't be strong, and I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, you have never been able to enter the Tao back then, I really didn't want to give you Niannian......"
Zuo Xiaoduo was cleverly tongued, and said: "Mom, it was back then, and now it is now, isn't it already that I have entered the Tao now, and I have entered so well, and the progress is so fast and so good, think about it, think about it carefully, if Nian Nian Mao marries someone else, then it will not be by your side later...... Maybe, you may not be able to see each other for years, decades, are you willing to do it? ”
Wu Yuting thought about it, and found that what this kid said was really reasonable, thinking about this girl, if I was separated for a long time, I was really reluctant, and it was similar to the puppy, not much worse.
Zuo Xiaoduo continued to pinch his shoulders: "Mom, think about it again, you raised us so big, any one of them is not in front of you, then it's not funny, right?" When you are old, I and Niannian Cat are all in front of you, and we are happy...... Have a bunch of grandchildren and bounce around you...... Good no good? ”
Wu Yuting was suddenly fascinated, and subconsciously thought of the picture described by Zuo Xiaoduo, and suddenly felt that life had come to this, what more could a husband ask for?
After all, it was a scene that was unimaginable and undesirable in her dreams, and it was real!
But Wu Yuting was a master of cultivation with a transcendent mind after all, and even after regaining her clarity, she snorted and said, "Bah, bah...... What do you mean by bouncing in front of me? Do you think it's a puppy or a kitten? ”
Zuo Xiaoduo salivated: "Oh, Duoduo Dog and Niannian Cat were born, aren't they puppies and kittens...... Why do you care about these details, something is wrong with your concern, hehehehe......"
Wu Yuting frowned and began to ponder.
Zuo Xiaoduo was overjoyed, and became more and more clever and clever: "Besides...... If you miss the cat and marry someone else, can't you guarantee that you won't be bullied? This girl looks strong, but in fact she doesn't like to talk, and she holds everything in her heart, isn't it too easy to be wronged? ”
Wu Yuting felt that what Zuo Xiaoduo said seemed to be very reasonable......
"And on my side, I am sure that if I am looking for a daughter-in-law, but who knows what the temperament of the future daughter-in-law is, if she has a bad temperament, she will fight with me, and you are not welcome, I was bullied by my father-in-law's family...... Awkward with his daughter-in-law...... And then it's going to be a divorce or something......"
Zuo Xiaoduo frowned and worried: "It is said that mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are born incompatible, in case that daughter-in-law can't get used to you, or you can't get used to her...... It must be a conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, right? Of course, I will stand on your side, but what will people think, thinking that I am a mother's treasure man, a phoenix man, it will definitely not be in the long run! ”
Then his spirit perked up: "But if you miss the cat, let's not say that you two will definitely not disagree, even if there is a problem, you will only be angry on me, you two will not have contradictions, do you think this is the reason?" ”
Wu Yuting thought about it in the direction that Zuo Xiaoduo said...... After recalling it again and again, this mother-in-law and daughter-in-law contradicted the fact that her son was bullied by her father-in-law's family...... I have to guard against it, if it's Xiao Nian, I really don't have to worry about anything.
"When the time comes, I will serve my father-in-law and mother-in-law, and I will also serve my father-in-law and mother-in-law when I miss the cat...... Come to think of it, how much trouble it is! ”
Zuo Xiaoduo frowned and said, "However, it's different if you miss the cat marrying me." ”
"What's different?"
"You think, first of all, it's a conflict between husband and wife, and it's gone all of a sudden, right? Even if there is, it must be the three of you who hold me down and beat me together, how dare I......"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Then the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law does not exist, even if Nian Nian becomes your daughter-in-law, or your daughter, if it doesn't go well, you still have to teach a lesson, where is it like other people, you can't beat it, right?" ”
"Also, your father-in-law and mother-in-law are you and my father, and your father-in-law and mother-in-law are also you...... How much trouble do you have to save on this section? ”
Zuo Xiaoduo tried his best to depict the grand blueprint: "Think about it, think about it carefully, your daughter, you can scold if you want to beat, you can scold if you want, become a daughter-in-law or scold if you want to scold, the province is like someone else's, so many fake politeness, it's all a routine, right?" ”
"Besides, when the time comes, when you have a child, your grandparents will be you, and your grandparents will still be you...... If you want to be a mother-in-law, you can be a mother-in-law, if you want to be a mother-in-law, if you want to be a grandmother, if you want to be a grandmother, you can be a grandmother......"
"You don't have to worry about anything, let alone think about your daughter's marriage far away, and you don't have to worry about your son being abused by your daughter-in-law...... You see, isn't this life a fairy-like day? ”
Zuo Xiaoduo has a clever tongue, strong words, and arguments, and describes everything incomparably beautifully, and the end is full of flowers and unprecedented.
Wu Yuting kept nodding her head, obviously having been brought in by Zuo Xiaoduo.
"So, Mom, you can loosen your mouth and promise me the Nian Nian Cat."
Zuo Xiaoduo hippie smile: "How can that saying be true, fertilizer and water do not fall into the fields of outsiders, the most reasonable saying!" ”
"Okay!"
Wu Yuting nodded: "I promised it to you!" He waved his hand in a big way.
"Thank you, Mom!" Zuo Xiaoduo was overjoyed, and his mouth couldn't close.
Turned his head to the left and walked long: "Dad, my mother has made a decision, you must have no opinion, right?" Our family has always been what my mother said! It's useless if you have an opinion. ”
Left long road glare.
You kid didn't treat Lao Tzu as a unit at all, even if your mother has always had the final say, but you don't have to say it so clearly......