Chapter 422: I'm most afraid of the sika deer, huh......
Wu Yuting sighed a little in her heart, her daughter was too simple.
Gouda is now cultivated by Danyuan Grandmaster, and it far exceeds that of ordinary Danyuan Grandmaster......
You still scare him the way he scared him when he was a child, how can you? Do you think it's still the same puppy that scared the hell out when you threw it?
I'm going to have to teach the art of the Guardian...... Otherwise, this girl will really be eaten to death by dogs.
Zuo Xiaonian caught Zuo Xiaoduo, who fell from a high altitude, pinched the back of his neck and held it in his hand, and humbly asked for advice: "Mom, what should I do?" You teach me. ”
Wu Yuting raised her eyebrows and said: "Fight the snake and hit the seven inches, attack its tricks, in order to defeat the enemy, and deal with lazy people like the little dog, especially the most direct means, such as postponing the marriage date for ten years." ”
"Mom!!" Zuo Xiaoduo, who was carrying a dead dog, screamed heartbreakingly: "You are really my mother......"
Wu Yuting was unmoved: "For another example, the cave room spends candle nights, doesn't let him enter the door, and disappears after playing for a few years." ”
"Mom...... Woo woo...... "Zuo Xiaoduo cried.
"Another example, don't let him go to bed in the future......"
"Another example......"
Wu Yuting's good ideas came out one by one, and Zuo Xiaoduo was cold when he heard it.
Zuo Changlu, who was eavesdropping in the room, was also shocked and heart-warming......
"Mommy Mommy ......"
Zuo Xiaoduo struggled down and diligently supported Wu Yuting: "It's not early...... Why don't you go to bed all the time? ”
"Thank you, Mom! I'll do it in the future! I'll listen to you all! ”
Zuo Xiaonian pursed his lips and smiled, trembling with laughter.
Zuo Xiaoduo looked like a mourner.
That night, Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly remembered that he still had two treasures, and it seemed that he had forgotten to show them to his parents, so he hurriedly took them out to offer treasures.
"Mom and Dad, look at what these two are."
As he spoke, he took out the bead taken out of the body of the huge earthworm, and introduced it like this, and then took out the hollow stone and said for a while.
"Void Stone! Great stuff! ”
Zuo Changlu stared at the Void Stone at a glance.
"Dad, you know this thing?" Zuo Xiaoduo only feels that his parents are two big encyclopedias, how can they know everything about grass? Have you seen anything?
"It's a rare thing, but that doesn't mean it doesn't work."
Zuo Changlu sighed in admiration, looked at the void stone in his hand, and said, "But this thing is really a good thing, it can be described as a killer artifact!" ”
"How good is that? Tell me about it? Zuo Xiaoduo asked humbly.
"Well, that's good."
Zuo Changlu pushed the void stone back: "This thing, if you don't want to be a killer, then don't use it if you can." Because it's addictive to use. ”
"Being able to solve the enemy silently is a good thing that everyone can't put down, and it's naturally a super good thing to be able to kill at the next level."
"But there is one of the biggest drawbacks of this thing, that is, it is useless to the enemies of the realm above the sky, but because of the dependence that they have cultivated for a long time, it will be difficult to hide their own flaws and omissions, and they will die for a moment when they are idle!"
"If you think about it, when you are used to being opportunistic, when you are used to getting something for nothing, and when you are used to killing the enemy by leapfrogging...... So when you are promoted to the realm of Returning to the Realm, this habit will be ingrained, even if you know the danger? But when I got used to how to do it...... If at that time, go and kill the Flying Heaven Realm......"
"So? He Yi sent his own neck to someone's knife. ”
"You have to always remember one thing: martial arts? No shortcuts! Martial arts? The higher you go, the more you need to get back to basics! ”
"To the Flying Scriptures? Void Stone? Even if it can't be said to be a waste rock? But at the very least, you have to have a level of cultivation that is similar to that of the other party, so that you can play a little role. As for the higher realms...... The Void Stone is completely useless, only a burden! ”
"You're still shallow in your cultivation? Still can't appreciate the battle atmosphere of that realm? Even how brilliant is that by that time? It's all useless. ”
Zuo Changlu Chunchun taught: "You have to always remember one thing? That's ...... The so-called skill, but because the human power level is not large enough? That's why I tried my best to do what I couldn't do with limited strength. That's why there is the so-called trick! And if your strength is big enough? So any tricks? It's all a joke. ”
"To put it mildly, all martial arts moves are all skills. Whether it's four or two thousand pounds, or a strong move...... In the face of absolute power, it's all fart! ”
"And when an ordinary cultivator is promoted to the Flying Heaven Realm, basically the so-called skills are all connected! I understand what you know, and if you don't understand, maybe I do. When you want to use your skills, that's when you want to save some effort, or when you are most ambitious; And at this time, it is often the time to suffer a big loss. ”
Zuo Changlu smiled faintly: "If someone in the same realm as me uses skills to fight against me, maybe he won't be able to survive for a second." ”
Zuo Xiaoduo nodded seriously.
"I understand, Dad, I'll use this hollow stone as little as possible in the future."
He smiled and said, "Yu Moyan's goods seem to be attacking the killer industry...... I'll sell this thing to him for a chance. ”
"Sell to him?" Zuo Changlu smacked his lips: "It seems that I heard you say, that Yu Moyan, the family seems to be quite poor." Can he afford it? ”
Zuo Xiaoduo raised his chin: "Dad, you are so narrow-minded, he can't afford it, can't you still make an IOU?" ”
"And how much are you going to sell?" Zuo Changlu asked.
"One hundred million."
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "100 million top-grade Star Soul Jade, this price is not much, right?" I don't have a lion with his mouth wide open, do I? ”
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Zuo Changlu almost suffocated to death in one breath.
100 million top-grade Star Soul Jade!
You killed Yu Moyan.
As soon as this IOU is sold, wouldn't your classmate Yu Moyan have to give you Zuo Xiaoduo a part-time job for the rest of his life, and even if he works until the level of the Heavenly King, he may not be able to pay off his debts.
"Okay, you just have to know it." Zuo Changlu stopped talking.
It was enough for him to just want his son to understand the dangers of turning into empty stones.
As for how Zuo Xiaoduo dealt with this stone, that was his own business.
Zuo Changlu said that he didn't care.
"This bead is really a little strange...... Zuo Changlu looked at the bead that Zuo Xiaoduo took out of the earthworm's body, looked left and right, and was rarely confused.
"It's really weird, I can't see through it."
Wu Yuting walked over curiously: "What can't you see through?" ”
She knows who her husband is, and if there is anything in this world that Zuo Changlu can't see through, it means that this thing is really too rare.
After taking the bead, Wu Yuting felt it, and couldn't help but shake her head again and again: "It's not a phantom bead." ”
Left Long Road nodded.
"How did you get it?"
Zuo Xiaoduo then explained the process.
"Earthworms? Can you increase infinitely after eating? ”
Zuo Changlu really didn't understand: "As far as it seems to be now, it doesn't seem to have much effect, but I always feel that this thing won't be so simple." It is important to know that the earthworm itself is extremely weak and difficult to enter the Tao and practice, but this bead can actually make the earthworm transform into an existence in almost another sense, and its own effectiveness is by no means extraordinary. ”
"You can take it first, and we'll study it slowly later."
Zuo Changlu coughed, although his face was very calm, but he still had some sneers in his heart.
The son was able to take out things he didn't recognize, this ...... It really damages my image as a great father......
How Wu Yuting didn't know Zuo Changlu's physiognomy, she stared at him teasingly, and a touch of amusement flashed on her lips.
Left Changlu coughed.
"I went to take a shower and got ready for bed."
With that, he got up and left......
Wu Yuting and Zuo Changlu went to bed early, leaving space for Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian.
Both husband and wife are from the past, so they naturally know that the young man and woman who have just decided to marry are not enough to stay together alone.
Zuo Xiaonian sat on the big sofa for two, watching TV casually, holding the remote control in his hand, looking very carefree.
Zuo Xiaoduo sat on the single sofa next to him, but he only felt itchy and unbearable, and he took out his mobile phone when he was bored, but saw the videos flying around in the class group.
It is the scene where Xiang Bing confesses.
Listening to Xiang Bing's words: "I declare, we are a couple!" You will be good to me in the future, understand? You know? ”
Zuo Xiaoduo almost couldn't help but let out a wolf howl.
I couldn't help but dance with my eyebrows, I really didn't misunderstand this girl, and I pushed it and got on it......
"Would you like to...... Come out with me for a meal and a drink? Xiang Bing's words came out clearly.
"Whoa......" Zuo Xiaoduo howled.
This girl is really strong in execution!
Zuo Xiaonian's eyes drifted over.
"The swelling has been confessed, I'll show you." Zuo Xiaoduo was about to run over.
"I don't look." Zuo Xiaonian pouted: "You sit over there, don't come here!" ”
Zuo Xiaoduo sat down. That's not a good reason......
However, even the swelling is ......
But I'm still ......
So I became more and more itchy, and my buttocks tossed on the sofa, and I said to myself, "This sofa spring seems to be broken...... Why are you so panicked......
So he lifted his butt and moved to the big sofa.
Zuo Xiaonian rolled his eyelids and snorted softly, but the threat was obvious.
Zuo Xiaoduo sat down again, and shook his ass in embarrassment: "I'm really panicked...... It's so uncomfortable...... Why are you so panicked? ”
As he spoke, he peeked at Zuo Xiaonian.
Zuo Xiaonian seemed to be watching the TV intently, completely ignoring someone.
So Zuo Xiaoduo raised his butt again......
Hey, Zuo Xiaonian didn't see it.
Zuo Xiaoduo moved slowly with his buttocks, and then ...... Finally moved to the big sofa, his butt was upside down, and he was happy: "It's still comfortable here." ”
Zuo Xiaonian glanced at him expressionlessly, and turned his head to watch TV.
Zuo Xiaoduo's ass was tossed and turned, and he said happily: "Comfortable, this sofa is really comfortable......"
turned upside down, and it was turned to Zuo Xiaonian's side, and there was already a slight physical contact. Wow, it's so fragrant and soft......
"Humph!"
Zuo Xiaonian snorted coldly, and his eyes swept away like cold lightning.
"Comfortable, really comfortable......" Zuo Xiaoduo began to shake his ass again as if nothing happened, turning some distance upside down.
And then again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again......, and again,
Afterward......
Zuo Xiaonian looked at Zuo Xiaoduo who was leaning on him speechlessly, this thing, upside down, and he didn't know when the chewing gum stuck to him.
is happy on his face, and he is not upset.
And a pair of hands are grabbing one of their own small hands, in silly fun.
Just clenched it tightly, and there was no other movement.
Leaning, clasping hands, silly music.
Zuo Xiaonian rolled his eyes, gasped, the remote control dimmed, and he changed the channel.
On the screen, a sika deer popped out.
"Ahhh
Zuo Xiaoduo seemed to be startled, his face was discolored, and he suddenly hugged Zuo Xiaonian's waist: "Ah, this sika deer is so scared ......."
Zuo Xiaonian was ashamed and annoyed.
You're such a ruthless character who kills people like hemp, and now you're embarrassed to say that sika deer is terrible......
"Release!"
"It's scary, it's scary...... I'm most afraid of sika deer......"
Zuo Xiaoduo trembled all over, holding Zuo Xiaonian's soft and thin waist, and didn't let go, as if he was really scared, his face was red with fright.
"Sika deer is so fierce...... Boom...... I'm so scared ......"
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